240: Shoji Meteorite
Feng Yiting was stunned for a moment, and then screamed: "Bearded, you usually have a bull B, why is it so useless at a critical moment? I am grass, and you still want to accept me as an apprentice, are you ashamed!"
The Heavenly Death glared at him and muttered, "I really didn't expect it to be so troublesome to take on an apprentice...... I knew this was the case, Lao Tzu was idle with wooden balls, what kind of apprentices did he accept, he was annoyed, he was annoyed, he was really annoyed!"
Feng Yiting looked at the heavenly death in amazement, but when he had nothing to do, he only listened to the heavenly death and did not reply, and muttered very dissatisfied as he walked: "Lao Tzu has not worn an official hat and official uniform for thousands of years, since you stinky boy has made such a mess for me, you have to turn out the official hat and official uniform, and you have to say some lies to fool the guards of the Heavenly Gate, it is really annoying!"
Feng Yiting was stunned when he heard this, and then he was overjoyed, and hurriedly chased after him and dragged the Heavenly Death Demon and said, "You mean...... Is there a way?"
Heavenly Death glanced at him disapprerovingly, and said with a worried face: "No matter what Lao Tzu says, he can be regarded as the heavenly realm, an official in charge of life and death." The official name of the Zheng'er Eight Classics is called Tianzheng Division, and there is also a deacon organization in the heavenly realm, and the name of the institution is called the Meteoric Immortal Division, which is responsible for the reincarnation of life and death of celestials. It's just that I don't usually like to deal with people, I prefer to stay in the Divine Burial Mountain, and everyone is used to me not being a deacon in the Heavenly Court. The underworld of the mortal world is still a subordinate institution of Lao Tzu!"
Feng Yiting was overjoyed when he heard this, and then his curiosity rose, so he asked, "What about the black-faced mother-in-law, she is also an official, right?"
The Heavenly Death spat disapprovingly, to show his contempt for the Earth Yin Concubine, and then said: "She is a fart, because she is in charge of the female celestial, and no one is willing to take up this unfortunate position, so Heavenly Court has no choice but to give her a false position." It's an equal to Lao Tzu, she's alone, and she doesn't even have a follower under her, can she be compared to a teacher?"
This Feng Yiting believed it, because he had never heard Di Yin Fei mention this fork, and it was estimated that she didn't have the face to mention it.
After the heavenly death entered the house, he turned around everywhere, and finally turned out a crumpled official hat, put it on his head and continued to flip around, but he couldn't turn over the official uniform again. At this time, he sat on the stool and thought for a while, and then muttered: "Haven't I worn the official uniform?" It seems that I have to go to the Meteor Immortal Division to find it, just wearing an official hat and not wearing an official uniform, it is too fake to deceive others!"
As he spoke, he stood up and said to Feng Yiting, "It's okay." You go to Heaven with me, and go to the Fallen Immortal Division to get an official uniform and put it on. Then I will go with you to the mortal world. Find those bunch of Hades, and help you find that female dead ghost!"
Feng Yiting was stunned for a moment, he hesitated: "Come with you to Heavenly Court?
Heavenly Death smiled, and he said: "Usually Lao Tzu goes to Heavenly Court, no matter who sees me, he can't avoid it. Who cares if you are a celestial mortal? Besides, the Meteoric Immortal Division is usually deserted, and even the ghosts dare to come out and beat people, who will go to that unlucky place? But they are all Lao Tzu's subordinates, who dares to talk too much, unless he has itchy skin and wants me to beat him!"
Feng Yiting then understood that there was still an office in the Heavenly Death, and it seemed that he was afraid that there were still many subordinates under him. It's just that he stays in the mountain every day, and he doesn't go to the office at all, so I guess no one dares to care about him.
is also said that such an unlucky institution, everyone is too late to hide on weekdays, and who is idle and has nothing to do to find trouble with him, so this guy is idle like a woodcutter all day long, staying in the Divine Burial Mountain to fiddle with bones, and practicing some vicious methods.
It's over, the Heavenly Death Devil called Jiang Dongming again, and that guy saw Feng Yiting's respectful greetings, and he could be regarded as having seen it.
The Heavenly Death Evil made them talk about it, so he instructed him, and then took Feng Yiting and went to Heavenly Court.
Sure enough, the Heavenly Death Demon took Feng Yiting and swaggered towards the Heavenly Palace, whether it was a celestial person or a guard guarding the heavenly realm along the way, as soon as he saw him, he turned his face away, just as if he hadn't seen this person, let the two of them drive straight in, and soon entered the Heavenly Palace.
The Meteorite Division is built alone on one side, looking at it from a distance, it looks deserted and uninhabited, and it is the same as the crematorium, revealing a gloomy atmosphere that penetrates the sky, it is estimated that whoever walks here, will turn around, and do not want to rely on this place too close.
The Heavenly Death Demon took Feng Yiting and walked straight here, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted, "Death A and death B! Where did you die?"
Feng Yiting couldn't imagine that someone in the world would have such a name, so he couldn't help but be stunned and feel funny.
Just when he couldn't help laughing, he saw the black wind whirl, and then two fairies with pale faces and similar looks greeted him.
These two people were wearing a black robe, and on each of their chests, there were words written "Meteorite Si Jia" and "Meteorite Si B", no wonder the Heavenly Death Demon wanted to call them "Dead A and Dead B".
As soon as the two of them saw the death of the sky, they immediately floated a respectful demeanor, and then gave a salute together, and then sang in unison: "Falling Immortal Division A and Falling Immortal Division B are coming late, and I hope that the Lord will forgive the sin!"
"Don't be wordy!" "Heavenly Death Demon walked straight to the top of the lobby, sat on the right seat above the main hall, and then waved his hand and said: "Dead A and Dead B, Lao Tzu has something to go to the mortal underworld to verify some things, quickly go and find my official uniform to show solemnity!"
Dead A and Dead B were stunned for a moment, and then gave another salute, before turning around and retreating, and heard the two of them walking to the side, while discussing in a low voice and saying, "Dead B, where are you looking at your official uniform?"
Dead B rolled his eyes, and then muttered, "I remember, last time you wore it to greet the heavenly officials, you came to ask me?"
Dead Jia was stunned for a moment, and then straightened his neck and shouted: "Last time the Heavenly Court sent a letter, didn't you accept it, how can you blame Lao Tzu?
Dead Yi was not convinced, and his voice gradually became louder: "I lost it? The last time you wore out of the coffin to scare the female celestials, it was the time when Man Yaochi screamed! Could it be that it is on Lao Tzu's head, believe it or not, I will go back to the adult now, and immediately join you?"
Feng Yiting was dumbfounded when he heard this, but he didn't think so, and then slowly drove his feet on the desk, drove Erlang's legs, and then suddenly slapped the desk hard, and shouted: "You two dead people, you know that the road is noisy all day long, and there is no leisure, and even Lao Tzu's official uniform dares to wear it out to be scary!
Although Death A and Death B were arguing, they heard the words of the Heavenly Death Evil clearly, and immediately quieted down.
Not long after, the two of them came out honestly with their official uniforms, and said respectfully: "My lord, I found the official uniforms." ”
The Heavenly Death Demon rushed down directly from the desk, and then jumped in front of them, slapped the death armor on the head, and then spit again, and then scolded hatefully: "Tell you to wear Lao Tzu's official uniform to scare the female celestials, and tell you to scare the female celestials!"
Death armor turned pale with fright, lowered his head tremblingly, and begged for mercy: "Don't dare to be an adult, don't dare to be an adult again!"
Dead B stood aside, and when he saw Dead A being scolded, he was so happy that his mouth was half open, and his face was full of schadenfreude.
Isn't he just happy, suddenly the heavens turned his head, slapped him on the head, and then scolded: "Every time the heavenly court sends a letter, you wear official clothes, pretending to pretend to be Lao Tzu, thinking that I don't know the way? With your virtue, can you compare with Lao Tzu? You are not afraid of losing face, I am still ashamed! I told you to wear it, I told you to wear it! Huh...... Do you still dare to grin? If you are lightly beaten, you will grin? Don't hide if your neck is stretched out! If you are afraid of pain, you remember! If I don't throw you into the divine burial ditch again, I will be dead!"
After he finished beating and scolding, he snatched the official uniform with his hand, put it on his body like a cloth, and shouted: "Get out, don't make grandpa angry here! You two remember it for me, and then under the pretense of Lao Tzu's fame, you will be thrown into the divine burial ditch!"
Dead A and Dead B nodded again and again, retreated disgracedly, and scolded each other as soon as they heard the corner.
Feng Yiting was overjoyed, and then he saw that the heavens were dead and casually buttoned up his official uniform, and shouted again: "Die A and die B! Where did you die again, and you didn't prepare the official opinion for the official, did you let Lao Tzu walk to the mortal world?"
Dead A and Dead B hurriedly rushed out again, carried out a black official, and rested it on the hall.
The Heavenly Death Demon approached the official, and then said to Feng Yiting: "Apprentice, let's sit down and go to the underworld." ”
Feng Yiting followed the Heavenly Death Demon to sit on the official opinion, and saw a wisp of auspicious clouds gushing out from under the official opinion, and then the official public opinion rose into the air and floated towards the outside of the Meteoric Immortal Division.
The official public opinion quickly left the Heavenly Court, flew towards the South Heavenly Gate of the Heavenly Court, and soon arrived in front of the Heavenly Gate.
I saw the heavenly general guarding the gate of heaven coming over, and found that it was the heavenly death sitting on it, and he was stunned, so he quickly stopped and stopped, looked at it from a distance, and then asked: "Meteor Immortal Division Tianzhengji, I don't know where to go?"
The Heavenly Dead replied: "The mortal underworld, trouble this immortal general." ”
The heavenly general who guarded the gate of heaven, seeing that even the Jade Emperor was usually not very birdy, suddenly so polite, obviously a little flattered, nodded respectfully, and then took out a jade and shook it according to the official opinion of the heavenly death.
Feng Yiting sat on top of the official opinion, and saw that after the heavenly general shook the jade at the official, the official opinion suddenly lit up with a light, and then the scenery in front of him suddenly changed, and then the space shook, obviously experiencing the transformation of time and space.
Only then did Feng Yiting understand that the heavenly generals guarding the door were quite professional, and they could obviously allow the celestials who came and went to directly reach the destination they wanted to go to through a special way.
It seems that this is more convenient and direct than using the Chongxuan Fu by himself, and it is estimated that as soon as the sky is released, the official opinion will directly reach the underworld. And he used the Chong Xuan Talisman, but he could only reach the relative position of the space he had broken through, and he had to find another way to get to the goal.
In an instant, the scenery in front of me suddenly changed.
Heavenly Death didn't think so, Feng Yiting sat on top of the official opinion, looking at everything in front of him and was stunned.
He found that the world they had suddenly come to was not only incomparable to the heavenly realm, but also impossible to compare with the mortal realm.
Looking around, I saw a gloomy and dark appearance, which made people feel quite depressed, and it was clear that they had arrived in another time and space that was completely different from the two worlds of heaven and earth! (To be continued......)