Chapter 17 He laughed at me for being crazy
Lu Zhi expected that this old madman would not let him go so lightly, and immediately used his mana, wanting to break away from the wind beam that bound his body and escape, but unexpectedly, the wind beam changed with his mana, no matter how he used his mana, he just couldn't break free.
Seeing this, the old madman laughed and said, "Silly boy, I really don't know which stupid master taught you. Don't you know that crossing the border is like the next day? You just know the realm, and I know the fate realm, hehe just pressed you a realm. Although the technique of this wind rope is simple, it has the understanding of the old man who knows his fate, and this technique is called the life rope. Hehe, the old man has long known that you kid seems to be loyal, but in fact he is extremely cunning, if you want to break free from this lifeline, you must first reach the realm of knowing your fate. You're still early!"
When Lu Zhi heard this, he immediately gave up struggling and said, "Since I can't go, then I won't go." I said, senior, what do you have to do to let me go? You say it, I don't think you can do it?"
The old madman looked at him and said with disdain: "It's not wrong to say that you kid is cunning. Knowing that you can't break free, you immediately don't bother to bother with this effort, and you don't even have the courage to give it a try, what a coward. ”
Lu Zhi smiled and said, "Senior, you don't know, I flew all the way over, and I saw a very strange thing yesterday when I was resting under a mountain!"
When the old madman heard the strange thing, he became interested, and hurriedly asked, "Strange thing, what strange thing?" ”
Lu Zhiyi: "When I was resting at the foot of the mountain, I suddenly saw something moving in the distance. I walked over and looked, and it turned out to be a praying mantis. But the strange thing is that this praying mantis is constantly hitting a rock, and it is dizzy and unable to get up from the ground. But after a while, when he had recovered his strength, he continued to hit the stone harder. As a result, he was knocked unconscious again. The junior looked at it for a while, and then thought it was too strange, and thought to himself. Why is this praying mantis hitting this rock?"
The old madman also blinked and said, "That's right." Why is this praying mantis slamming into the rock? Oh, I see, because this stone is blocking its path, and it's going to knock the stone out of the way!"
Lu Zhi shook his head again and again: "No." Not true!"
The old madman said, "That's the treasure in this stone." So it wants to crash through the stones. Get the baby!"
Lu Zhiyi: "That's just an ordinary mantis, not a praying mantis demon, how can you know what is a treasure and not a baby." ”
The old madman guessed several more answers in a row. Lu Zhiyi shook his head and said that it was not right, the old madman was extremely frustrated, and he was about to lose his temper and said, "Wow, stinky boy, you are deliberately trying to test me, don't you?"
Lu Zhiyi flashed to the side with a smile, and said: "Senior, this is your own guess, I kindly told you a story, but I didn't let you guess!
The old madman urged: "You say, you say." ”
Lu Zhiyi continued: "At that time, the junior looked at it for a while, and saw that the praying mantis had broken its body and broken its forelimbs, but it was still staggering, struggling to hit the stone. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I reached out and stopped the praying mantis, and I asked him, "Why do you keep hitting this rock?"
When the old madman heard this, he looked at Lu Zhiyi in surprise: "You can actually talk to a praying mantis, can you speak a praying mantis?"
Lu Zhi immediately made a few cooing sounds in his mouth. The old madman asked, "What do you do?"
Lu Zhiyi said seriously: "This is praying mantis words, you don't understand seniors, right?"
The old madman scratched his head, his face was slightly red, and he said perfunctorily: "Nonsense! How can my old man not understand, you go on, you asked the praying mantis, what did the praying mantis say, why did it hit that stone!"
Lu Zhiyi said seriously: "The praying mantis has been hit to death, and it is weaker to even speak, and I stopped it and asked, it gasped for a long time before it said to me, 'You don't know, I'm not hitting the stone, I'm going to split the mountain!' I listened, and was greatly surprised, old-timer, it turned out that this praying mantis was not hitting the stone in front of the mountain, but about splitting the mountain behind the stone. ”
When the old madman heard this, he laughed and said, "This praying mantis is lying, how can it split a mountain with its little praying mantis!"
Lu Zhiyi also said in surprise: "Yes, the junior was strange at the time, asking how it blew such a big cow, and actually claimed to split a mountain, even if it reached the realm of knowing, it couldn't be done without profound mana and magic weapons in hand, let alone a little praying mantis." Therefore, the junior immediately squatted down and asked the praying mantis, saying, 'You said that you were going to split a mountain, but now you can't even split a stone, and you have injured yourself all over your body, isn't it in vain, isn't it unjust to take your life?'
The old madman thought about it, but couldn't think of what the praying mantis would say, so he asked, "What does it say, you tell me quickly?"
Lu Zhiyi couldn't help laughing, glanced at the old madman, and said: "Senior, you're fine, the praying mantis was about to die at that time, but he still held his last breath and told me the reason, and it said, 'Just now an old praying mantis passed by and said that I must not be able to split that mountain, and I am not convinced, so I will split that mountain for it to see." When I heard that, I said, 'But looking at you, it is clear that you can't split that mountain, and you see that you can't even split a stone now.' Don't you know it yourself?'......"
The old madman immediately came to the conclusion that "this must be a stupid mantis!"
Lu Zhiyi ignored him and continued: "...... When I asked, I didn't expect the praying mantis to gasp and say to me, 'Of course I know I can't split it, but if I don't try hard, I'm afraid that the old praying mantis will say that I don't even have the courage to try, I'm a coward!'" When he said the last sentence, it was like the tone of the old madman just now, and he learned it vividly, and he laughed out loud when he finished speaking.
The old madman was listening intently to what the praying mantis was saying, and finally understood that Lu Zhiyi was laughing at him, and immediately turned red with anger, and shouted: "Wow, you stinky boy, you are saying that the old man and I am the old praying mantis, you dare to make fun of my old madman! The old madman has to use you to split a mountain!" Stretched out his hand and shook the wind beam in his hand, and suddenly threw Lu Zhiyi into the air, shook his arm, and threw Lu Zhiyi in a circle.
Lu Zhiyi was trapped by the wind, and the mana around his body was trapped, and he couldn't change at all, at this time, he was like a mortal, after being shaken, he took several breaths of cold air, his ears were full of wind, and he hurriedly shouted: "Senior, I'm joking with you, why take it so seriously!"
The old madman laughed and said, "The old madman is also joking with you now, what, don't you think it's funny for the silly boy?" Then I'll work harder, and I'll definitely make you laugh, okay!!"
The old madman heard Lu Zhiyi's cry, and he was even more energetic, as if flying a kite, and put the life rope longer and longer, Lu Zhi was thrown in a circle for a while, and was pulled back by the old madman for a while, and then thrown out from a distance, up for a while, down for a while, a master who knew the realm, but was played and applauded by the old madman, and he couldn't resist at all.
The old madman had a lot of fun, and it took a while before he took Lu Zhiyi back. After all, Lu Zhiyi is a master who knows the realm, although he has been teased a little, and his body is not abnormal, but he is naturally angry in his heart, and immediately said angrily: "Old madman, you deceive people too much, just kidding you, you actually rely on your cultivation to be high, and bully the small with the big." ”
The old madman laughed and said: "The old guy bullies the small with the big, so if you make up a story to make fun of me, wouldn't it be the following crime." Let's talk about the two of us, and no one can say who!"
Lu Zhiyi: "Where did I make fun of you? That junior dared to ask the senior, if you were me on the other hand, what would I do if I used Raushzi's lifeline spell to tie you up?
The old madman thought for a while, laughed and said, "Stinky boy, even if what you say makes sense, since this is the case, then you are now in my hands, then you should accept your fate and obediently listen to me." What you just said is right, you are the little praying mantis, but my old man is not an old praying mantis, but the mountain, a mountain that you little praying mantis can't split, understand? ”
Lu Zhiyi couldn't let out his anger and said: "Damn old madman, haven't I been listening to you, it's because you have always refused to say what I want to do!
When the old madman heard this, he scratched his black and white messy hair, and his face showed a look of thought, and said, "The old madman grabbed the stupid boy and wanted to do something, what he wanted to do!"
Lu Zhi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and he dared to love this old madman really not in vain. The old madman scratched his head while thinking, but the more he scratched, the faster he scratched, as if he couldn't remember what it was for, and finally he became more and more anxious, and said to himself: "No, I remember that I stayed here for days just to catch this stupid boy, but how did I forget what I was going to do when I caught him?
When Lu Zhi heard this, his heart moved: "Old madman, are you saying that you were waiting for me here on purpose, didn't you meet by chance?"
The old madman glanced at him and said, "Of course, my old man is unpredictable, what do you know?" ”
Lu Zhiyi thought, this old madman is confused, remembering that one is one play, but being able to wait for him here obviously has a great purpose, and it is not like a thing done by a foolish person. Is this old madman really crazy or fake crazy, how can there still be madmen when a cultivator reaches the realm of knowing his fate? It's really a strange thing! (To be continued......