Chapter 35: A barbecue can't be solved
When the corpse of the leader was carried back to the Tyrannosaurus Rex tribe, the overlord raised his eyelids slightly and glanced at it lightly.
"Feed him to the totem and let him play his last value. ”
Half a month later.
Lin Hao's diplomacy is also in full swing.
The tribe to be sent this time is the Tooth Beast Tribe, which is also a true beast, and has always had a little friction with the saber-toothed tiger department, but it has not really been life and death.
Although the totem of this tribe is not handsome, it is somewhat similar to the wild boar of the previous world, but the ferocity is not comparable to that of wild boars.
Lin Hao didn't have much hope for this mission, he just wanted to go through the motions and show his attitude to their chief.
There were not many people accompanying him, only Xiao Qi, Lin Eleven, Lin Twelve, and Lin Lu who walked out of the tribe for the first time.
Lin Hao wanted him to see the outside world, the formulation and improvement of the code was not achieved overnight, and it would also inspire him to go out and walk around and increase his knowledge.
Lin Lu was curious about everything around him, and if he didn't listen to questions along the way, Lin Hao could only patiently explain to him.
The other three were a little familiar with this scene, and they were also taught by Lin Hao in the past.
After two days of rushing, the five-year-old child did not feel tired, but jumped up and down with a hundred times more energy, pointing and pointing.
Two days later, they finally arrived at the destination of their trip, the Toothless Beast Tribe.
The chief stared at the five uninvited guests in front of him with a wary face.
After they revealed their identities, the chief was even more worried, because the news of the extermination of the tarantula tribe in the past few days had been widely known.
Although I don't know what method the saber-toothed tiger tribe used, but they were able to wipe them out overnight, and even the tarantula chief died that night, the methods of this group of people in front of them must not be underestimated.
"The god of the saber-toothed tiger tribe, the Toothed Beast tribe welcomes the arrival of distinguished guests. "The chief is respectful.
Xiao Qi has become that ruthless translation machine again.
Lin Hao laughed in his heart, this is strength.
In the past, when the two tribes were about the same strength, this chief would never have been so humble as he is now.
It's a blessing not to give you a look at it when we meet.
It seems that the night of the slaughter clan really frightened the nearby tribes, coupled with the propaganda of Lin Sacrifice, it is impossible for Lin Hao and them not to be mysterious.
Seeing their friendly attitude, Lin Hao temporarily changed his strategy.
"The chief is polite, our group is going to hunt down and kill a few small leaders of the Tyrannosaurus Rex tribe, and we happen to pass through the treasure land, can you borrow us to recuperate for one night?"
This sentence was light and light to Lin Hao, but to the chief's ears, it was like a morning bell and a dusk drum, so shocked that he opened his mouth but couldn't speak.
Tyrannosaurus Rex Tribe?
Still going to hunt down?
For them, when they see the Tyrannosaurus rex tribe, they have to hide.
But soon, the chief reflected that there were only five people on the other side, and there was a five-year-old child with him.
wants to hunt down the Tyrannosaurus rex tribe, and this matter is afraid of exaggeration.
"It's offensive to bother here, so let my two messengers prepare a gift for the chief. ”
After speaking, Lin Hao gave eleven and twelve a look.
The two understood, and disappeared in a flash.
The chief looked at Lin Hao inexplicably, and just wanted to ask.
Suddenly, two explosions were heard in the distance.
The primitive people of the tribe thought that there was anger in heaven and earth, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and prayed.
Lin Lu is secretly ignorant.
Not long after, the two who disappeared returned, only with a large dreadnought in their hands.
Coming to the front, the two saluted Lin Hao, and then put the dead dreadnought dragon in front of the chief.
"I have heard that your tribe is fond of meat, and I have come in a hurry today, and I have no other gift, so I will give you this dreadnought dragon. ”
Lin Hao said it easily, and the chief was stunned.
Looking down again, it was even more incredible.
The seven or eight meters long dreadnought dragon had only two inconspicuous wounds on its body.
One in the head and the other in the heart, and two wounds were still bleeding, indicating that the behemoth had not been dead for long.
In normal times, this tribe rarely provokes dreadnoughts.
Even with the blessing of the power of the totem, it is difficult for them not to get hurt, and it is even possible that they will not get anything by killing and injuring a few people.
But now, it took less than a minute for the two messengers of the gods to set it in front of their eyes.
The chief's not-so-brilliant mind could not think of a better explanation than the means of God.
Looking back, many people in the tribe already have a tendency to bow down.
The chief hurriedly coughed dryly to stop it.
"Thank God for the gift, it just so happens that tonight is the time for our tribe to collectively believe, if God is willing, can he share food with us and believe in totems. ”
Unconsciously, the chief's address to Lin Hao changed.
From the god of the saber-toothed tiger tribe at the beginning, he became a god.
This subtle change is enough to show the change in the chief's heart.
Lin Hao was also not polite, and led everyone to sit down, and he sat in the center even more unceremoniously.
Everyone acquiesced to this fact.
Strength is the guarantee of status.
Not long after, the bonfire in the field was raised, and more than a dozen primitive people sang and danced around the bonfire to perform a mysterious prayer ceremony.
Then, under the leadership of the chief, the dead dreadnoughts began to be divided and distributed.
The largest piece was naturally handed to Lin Hao, and the other four people also got a piece that was far greater than the weight of the other primitives in the tribe.
No one has an opinion.
Except for the four people who followed Lin Hao.
"God, you're welcome, if you don't eat, we can't eat first. ”
This is the norm that this tribe has for its most revered guests.
Lin Hao was also hungry, but he couldn't eat it, because the chief handed them raw meat with blood stains, which made several people who had always been used to eating cooked food sick to their stomachs.
"Are you all eating raw?
This question clearly touches on the chief's knowledge blind spot.
"Isn't the meat all eaten raw?
Lin Hao smiled and shook his head, got up and found a wooden stick to skewer the meat.
In full view of everyone, sprinkle a little red and white powder, and then put it on the flame to roast.
For a time, the entire tribe was filled with the smell of meat.
Lin Hao nodded with satisfaction, tore off a piece and put it in his mouth.
The gravy mixed with the aroma of the condiment was swallowed in one gulp, and then another piece was torn off and handed to the chief.
The chief looked at Lin Hao suspiciously, and after receiving Lin Hao's encouragement, he seemed to have made a lot of determination to put the piece of meat in his mouth and chew it carefully.
Lin Hao looked at the chief expectantly, and the other primitives in the tribe also stared at the chief's face.
So a very strange scene appeared.
There was not a sound in the entire tribe, and the sound of needles could be heard when it landed, and everyone focused their eyes on the chief's face, watching him taste Lin Hao's craftsmanship.
Finally, what Lin Hao was looking forward to happened.
The chief didn't make any verbal comments on the barbecue, but just grabbed the remaining piece of meat from Lin Hao's hand and chewed it.
At this time, he didn't care if Lin Hao was a god, no matter how clever Lin Hao's methods were, and even the etiquette for treating the most respected guests was forgotten.
He had only one thought: eat! Eat all the roasted meat!
Lin Hao looked at the chief blankly, and the chief looked at Lin Hao pitifully.
The eyes are facing each other.
"Can you still eat?"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh. "The chief's head is like a wave drum.
This picture reminded Lin Hao of another person, the chief of the Diplodocus tribe.
Is this the brutal Toothless Chieftain, or the Starving Ghost?
In the weak, helpless and pitiful gaze of the chief, the envoy became a cook, and the head of the mission became the head chef as a matter of course.
Hundreds of primitive people's eyes glowed green, staring at the barbecue in Lin Hao's hand and eager to try it.
In a cheerful atmosphere, Lin Hao finally remembered the purpose of this trip.
"On behalf of the saber-toothed tiger, the diplodocus, and the exterminated tarantula tribe, I invite the chief to lead the people to belong to our tribe, hoping that the chief can make the most suitable arrangements for the long-term plans of his tribe. ”
With the extermination of the tarantula tribe in front and the barbecue that he had never tasted before, Lin Hao believed that the chief would make a choice.
But the chief's answer was very crisp and unexpected.
"No, I can't. ”