Chapter 488: Offending the police flowers
"You, you scoundrel, handcuffed, arrest him, and trespass into the police station?" said the two policewomen angrily.
Qiu Yue looked at the policewoman Hua'er contemptuously and said: "I see which of you dares to do it, I just used my mobile phone to take a picture of your work status here, if I accidentally post it on Weibo, I'm afraid there will be troublemakers with hehe!"
The policewoman on the side gave a look to the man next to her, and the man immediately understood.
The man walked over and smiled, put his hand on his waist and pretended to lift his pants, but Qiu Yue had already seen what was behind him with his see-through eyes! I saw the male policeman walking slowly with a handcuff obscenely.
Qiu Yue smiled and said, "Do you want to grab yourself with handcuffs?"
"You, how do you know I'm handcuffed!" the policeman said curiously.
Qiu Yue showed a mysterious smile and said: "As for why I know that you have handcuffs in your hand, don't ask, because I won't tell you if I ask, I suggest, you'd better hurry up and get down to business, lest something happen to you later, you can't afford it, because some things are not up to you little policemen, especially guys like you who have nothing to do but know how to play ambiguous and learn to stick out your tongue!"
The male policeman finally couldn't help it, and angrily rushed up and grabbed Qiu Yue's collar, and shouted angrily: "Do you believe that I shot you with one shot?"
Looking at the horizontal flesh on the male policeman's face, as well as the pitted skin on his face, Qiu Yue really couldn't hold it anymore and wanted to vomit.
"Can you not talk so closely, smoke me to death, you, don't you know that you have bad breath? If you have bad breath, don't fucking talk close to other people's noses, it's too disgusting!" Qiu Yue covered his nose and said depressedly.
Suddenly, the male policeman lost all his face to Qiu Yue, his face was flushed, and he shouted angrily: "Damn! you bastard, Lao Tzu must collapse you today!"
Qiu Yue knew that this guy was already so angry that he was really going to burst into pieces, and he was really going to come up and shoot himself hard, so he said in his heart that it was time for this guy to stop.
Taking a step back, Qiu Yue's mind immediately took control of the male policeman's thoughts.
The male policeman looked at Qiu Yue with a smile and said, "Okay, little brother, you go up, don't listen to these ** Lang, what do they know, a group of deflated three things!"
The two policewomen stood up angrily and scolded: "You idiot! You actually said this about the two of us, are you afraid of him, are you afraid?"
Qiu Yue was already laughing in his heart.
I saw this male policeman walk over, angrily pressed the policewoman Hua'er to the chair, slapped him and shouted angrily: "You stinky **, you dare to say Lao Tzu! You fucking complain every day, and you still pretend to Lao Tzu, right?"
The policewoman suddenly cried: "You stinky man, just now you said you were willing to be my cute pet, and now you actually beat me, you conscienceless, bastard, stinky shit!"
The policewoman next to her also scolded angrily: "Bastard, bastard!"
It made Qiu Yue laugh.
At this time, the male policeman shouted angrily: "Try scolding again!"
The crying policewoman Hua'er raised her hand angrily and slapped her, and the male policeman who beat her burst into tears, and five finger marks suddenly appeared on her face.
The male policeman pulled the policewoman up and put his hand through the gap between the two large lumps of flesh in the middle of the bra and was about to pull the cover out, but at this time, the deputy chief of police came down from the stairs with someone.
The director shouted angrily: "What are you doing! Liu Er!"
When Qiu Yue heard that guy's name was Liu Er, he immediately laughed. It's really a guy who is quite two.
"What am I doing? yes, what am I doing, why am I so impulsive, touching your xiong?" Qiu Yue retracted his thoughts, and that Liu Er stood there embarrassed and looked at the male policeman Liu Er who was crying and punching and kicking.
At this time, Qiu Yue controlled the deputy director's thoughts, and only heard the deputy director shout: "Your mother is a comparison, you stinky ** ten thousand people Cao no one wants, and you dare to complain, I think you are innocent!"
The policewoman looked at the deputy director in shock, for the sake of the deputy director, he was pushed down without accepting anyone's invitation in the police station, and how many times did he sleep with the deputy director, how could he say this to himself?
Suddenly, the policewoman cried, turned around and ran out.
Qiu Yue retracted his thoughts, the deputy director glared at Liu Er fiercely, Qiu Yue suddenly became invisible, came to the side of the deputy director, and gently touched one of the deputy director's acupuncture points, and suddenly the deputy director's lower body was erect, and his pants were about to burst, and the others covered their mouths and stared at the deputy director's lower body in surprise when they saw the deputy director's appearance, Qiu Yue looked at no one staring at him, and quickly lifted the stealth technique.
Qiu Yue controlled Liu Er's thoughts, only to see Liu Er shouting angrily: "You dead deputy director, look at your second brother below, it's hard like your mother or something." ”
The deputy director walked over and punched Liu Er, causing Liu Er to bleed.
Liu Er angrily walked over and kicked at the back of the deputy director's egg, mentioning an acupuncture point, and suddenly the deputy director ejaculated!
The male and female policemen around looked at the deputy director's stupid appearance in surprise and shook their heads helplessly.
Qiu Yue smiled and said, "Wow, the deputy director has ejaculated!
Suddenly, everyone's eyes were on Qiu Yue. Liu Er originally hated the deputy director, Qiu Yue said that the deputy director was happy, but when he saw Qiu Yue seeing who wanted to fix whom, he ran over angrily and kicked out, Qiu Yue blocked it with his hand, and punched that Liu Er's stomach.
Liu Er shouted angrily: "Attack the police, attack the police! Brothers, hurry! Quickly surround him, surround him!"
Suddenly, a group of policemen surrounded Qiuyue.
Qiu Yue didn't show any fear at all, and still looked at them with a calm look.
"Uh, it's so comfortable, this, who is this guy?" the deputy director stood up.
Qiu Yue suddenly remembered what Dong Xuanyuan said, the relationship between this border area and the director is very good, so now that the deputy director is at large, is the director already killed by the deputy director?
Qiu Yue smiled: "Deputy Director, I'm interested in talking to you alone, I still know something about the director." ”