Chapter 3 Section 30 Rich and Oily, Poor and Scum
"Who is so bold that he doesn't have long eyes, and actually dares to rob the ghost bus to the Dongyue Ghost Palace?" On the carriage blocked by Ling Tian and Lan Bing, the dry poor and thin man yelled at the two.
Is it a bus to the Dongyue Ghost Palace? Ling Tian thought to himself, regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, his legs were sore, and he just took a ride.
"Lord Ghost Mission, we are here from the Beiyin Ghost Palace, we have important things to do, we want to go to the Dongyue Ghost Palace, I wonder if we can take a ride and get a ride?" Ling Tian asked with a smile on his face.
"Beiyin Ghost Palace, the two of you came from afar, and you don't have a bus to ride, how can you still get this kind of virtue?" asked the fat man who was also sitting in the carriage wearing gold and silver, and the jewels on his body shook Ling Tian dizzy for a while.
Ling Tian looked at the clothes of himself and Lan Bing, after an encounter in the Vicious Dog Village, Lan Bing was better, the clothes on his body had become strips of cloth to cover his body, and when the yin wind blew, he swayed with the wind, and Ling Ling Qing was miserable.
"Uh... The two of you don't know, the two of us were originally two little minions under the Beiyin Ghost Emperor, and they were promoted to serve in the Dongyue Ghost Palace, and the Beiyin Ghost Emperor wanted to train the two of us, so this journey through mountains and rivers has gone through many disasters..."Ling Tian made it up.
"Go to the grave and burn the talisman paper, what are you crying ghosts?You clearly exude the breath of a living person, don't think that our brothers can't see it!" the thin man interrupted Ling Tian's words.
At this time, the fat man whispered a few words in the thin man's ear.
"Okay, okay, since you are brothers from the Beiyin Ghost Palace, are you..." The index finger and middle finger of the hand are pinched together and rubbed back and forth with the thumb.
Ling Tian immediately understood that the two of them wanted money, so he took out a few pieces of broken silver from his waist and sent them to the thin man. Who expected that the thin man would have smiled when he saw Ling Tian's movements, but after taking a look at the silver, he suddenly became angry.
Throwing the broken silver into Ling Tian's face, he said angrily, "That's it." How could the Northern Yin Ghost Emperor promote the two of you! I see that you are clearly deceiving the two of us!"
Ling Tian wondered in his heart. No, judging from the thin man's expression, he really wants money, is it because he is giving less?
"Hey, I said little brother. That's what's wrong with you. Who doesn't know that it is useless to have two silver in the underworld. We only circulate paper money from the Bank of Heaven and Earth, of course, we have to burn it. The fat man answered the doubts in Ling Tian's heart.
"Don't talk nonsense with them, these two poor bastards must be the living people who escaped from the East Ghost Gate. I want to get out of the way to intercept our brother's car. After the thin man finished talking to the fat man, he turned his head and rushed towards Ling Tian again, "Boy, don't block the way of grandpa, get out of here!"
As he spoke, he commanded the fat man to flick the reins, and a blue ghost fire immediately rose on the wheel of the carriage, and the two high-headed black horses neighed and were about to leave.
Lan Bing, who had not spoken, flashed in an instant, stepped into the carriage in two steps, pulled out the long sword behind his back, and filled with true qi, making the long sword glow white, and the slightest aura floated out from the sword body, directly on the neck of the thin man who spoke more powerfully.
The thin man was very calm, with a vulture expression on his face, and his eyes drooped to look at the long sword on his neck, "You... What do you want to do? Do you know that it is a sin to blackmail the underdog?"
But the fat man was stunned, and knelt directly on the spacious carriage with a "poof", kowtowing again and again, and the gold chain rattled with his movements, "Oh, Lord Fairy, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you have a lot, let us go." ”
Ling Tian was dumbfounded, he knew that these two people were so easy to settle, why waste so much effort.
"Get in the car!" Lan Bing said lightly to Ling Tian. Ling Tian obediently stepped onto the carriage, sat next to the thin man, pulled the reins, and controlled the carriage to move eastward.
Lan Bing was standing on top of the carriage, his long sword had been holding the neck of the thin man, and he had a Taoist immortal aura that looked very heroic.
"Well, I said... Can you move the sword out of the way... If you hurt me, you won't have any good fruit to eat in the future. The thin man pushed the sword around his neck.
Lan Bing didn't care about that, the long sword pressed forward again, "Less nonsense!"
The fat man, who had been quiet, saw Lan Bing's movements, and immediately knelt on the car again, kowtowing again and again, that action was really like a gust of wind, Ling Tian didn't see his movements clearly, he had already seen him kowtow like a chicken pecking rice, and he couldn't stop chanting, "Oh, grandma, you can be merciful, put down the sword, I promise that we will definitely not do it again..."
Ling Tian saw that the fat and thin two had been completely impressed by Lan Bing's tough attitude, and glanced at Lan Bing, Lan Bing put away his long sword, sat upright, his hand tightly gripping the sword handle, staring at the two of them without relaxing for a moment.
The thin man was soaked in cold sweat, but he was still strong and calm, pulled his neck and clothes, breathed a sigh of relief, and muttered in a low voice, "Oh, I'm scared to death." ”
When the fat man saw Lan Bing withdraw, he also relieved himself and sat back again.
"Hey, this attitude is early, why cause such a big misunderstanding, you see, it's still this fat brother who knows current affairs. Ling Tian got up leisurely, "Anyway, if you don't do such a good errand as a bad errand, why are you going to the Dongyue Ghost Palace?"
The fat man took over the conversation, "The two immortals don't know anything..."
It turned out that the two brothers, who were fat and thin, were originally soul-attracting yin under the Ten Palaces Yama, and their abilities were pitiful, but they were very bold, because they relied on the convenience of their positions and often received bribes from ghosts.
Most of the rich ghosts can vote for a good family with the "help" of these two brothers, but the poor people who have no money are miserable, and many of them can't be reincarnated and are crushed in the ghost town.
After investigation, it was discovered that the two brothers had become famous among the ordinary ghost people in the ghost world because of corruption and bribery, and the thin man was too shrewd, and all the ideas were basically made by him, and he was known as the "rich oil" in the ghost world.
Hearing this, Ling Tian couldn't help but wonder a little, how could "Rich Flowing Oil" be dressed like this, he already looked so poor and sour that he didn't look presentable.
The fat man began to boast about "rich oil", saying how he was scheming and shrewd, how clever he was, and he was afraid of being investigated, so his wealth and belongings were never exposed, and he had been dressed poorly, and when he was checked, all his property was hidden and not discovered, so he was not sentenced to eighteen layers of hell.
After hearing the fat man's praise, the high-spirited "rich oil" broke a little proudly and laughed a few times to himself.
At this time, Ling Tiancai vaguely found that except for the two front teeth in his mouth, they had been replaced with golden big gold teeth, and he couldn't help but admire in his heart, it was indeed "rich oil", it was really well-deserved.
Ling Tian turned his head to look at the fat man, wondering why he was so "honest and self-loving", but he was brightly dressed and did not hide it.
The fat man sighed, it turned out that he had been echoing the actions of the thin man, to say that the bribes he received were definitely no less than those of the "rich oil", but it was also in order to avoid strict investigation, and all the money was spent under the plan of the "rich oil", and all the money was squandered on food, clothing, housing and transportation.
At the time of the investigation, the house was surrounded by walls, and there was almost no property except for the extremely glamorous appearance. So he was not sent to hell, and was later ridiculed by people as "poor scum".
Ling Tian suddenly realized, it turned out that these two brothers were really two strange flowers in the ghost world, the fat man was "poor and scum", but the thin man was "rich and oily", and he really had some joy.
The two brothers, "Rich Oil" and "Poor Scum", were relieved of their duties and did not receive much punishment, but if they wanted to continue to survive in the ghost world, they had to find a job.
Now that "Fu Liuyou" remembers his old feelings, he spent some money to buy an errand in the east of the ghost world, escorting the ghost from the east to the carriage in the center of the ghost world.
Today was the first day of the report, and the two of them took an official carriage to the Dongyue Ghost Palace, and halfway through, they met Ling Tian and the others.
"Oh, two adults, if you talk about the position of escorting the carriage, it can be more profitable than doing a bad job, and you will definitely soar in the future, and your family will be rich!" Ling Tian said casually.
As soon as he heard Ling Tian's words, a golden light immediately appeared in his eyes, and he was quite optimistic about Ling Tian, "That's natural! I didn't see that your kid had some vision." ”
"Oh, if a relative or friend comes to the underworld in the future, I hope the two adults will take care of it. Ling Tian flattered.
"It's easy to say, but bring more money. My brother has to settle accounts!" "Fu Liuyou" agreed.
"Poor scum" was smiling on the side, but his eyes kept secretly looking at Lan Bing, for fear that this female man would be angry and chop up the brothers.
To say that the official carriage of Yin Cha is really fast, it has already arrived in the Dongyue Ghost Realm in a short time, with the change of geography, the ghosts around him have gradually increased, Ling Tian and the two discussed that it is better not to continue to ride the carriage.
Then he said goodbye to the two brothers who were "rich and oily" and "poor scum", and before leaving, Ling Tian followed the two of them to set up a trap, saying that he and Lan Bing were originally born in the yang world, and if they returned to the yang world in the future, they would definitely burn more money for the two brothers and form a fate.
Of course, the brothers of "rich and oily" and "poor scum" were full of smiles, and they were very optimistic about Ling Tian, and they took Ling Tian's words to heart, and ended happily.
After the separation, Lan Bing couldn't help but ask Ling Tian, "That brother has a bad heart, why do you want to befriend the two of them?"
Ling Tian smiled, "Senior Sister, you don't know anything about this, since you let those two go, aren't you afraid that the two of them will leak the whereabouts of the two of us everywhere?" It seems that they don't know about the big haunting of the ghost world today, it is better to buy the two of them, we can also have a good time, and we will not be caught by other bad people, soul seducers or something." ”
Lan Bing was disdainful and snorted coldly, "I don't think you're much better than those two!" (To be continued......)
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