The handsome young man sitting on the Mercedes-Benz SLK is Dong Kai, and he is now singing a song to the girl opposite. Some of the little girls around all started to coax and praised Dong Kai for singing so well. In this teaching building, countless students stretched out their heads from the corridor to look at the situation below, and even some girls had some taste.

Luxury cars, roses, handsome guys. This is something that many girls dream of.

But they didn't know what to say, in fact, Zhang Zijin hated roses very much. Because she has a pollen allergy, especially roses. But whenever you touch it, your skin will be red, swollen, itchy, and very uncomfortable. Shen Yi looked at the proud and invincible Dong Kai, and then looked at the boy with a blue nose and swollen face who was kneeling on the ground and being beaten. immediately understood what was going on, this Dong Dashao was not only courting, but also directed and acted as a hero to save beauty.

The boy who was beaten should be the boy who put the snake in front of Zhang Zijin's door last night, Shen Yi thought for a while and made a call to Zhang Zijin. Then he dodged and left the campus, Shen Yi naturally didn't plan to save Zhang Zijin, but wanted to slap this bastard in the face. Shen Yi came to the vegetable market on the side, sold two catties of pork and some vegetables, and got a broken bicycle and pushed it downstairs on campus.

made a phone call to Zhang Zijin, and Zhang Zijin jumped down from the upper floor.

The heroine finally appeared, and Dong Kai stopped the rock 'n' roll he was singing. Jumping out of the car with a guitar, walking up to Zhang Zijin, and singing a song affectionately about you will marry me tomorrow. Dong Kai's singing voice is very clear, and he sings this song with a unique affectionate charm. The Tuo found by Dong Kai next to him were all shouting loudly: "Promise him, promise him, promise him." ”

Someone else took out the petals from upstairs and scattered them downstairs.

The petals fell on Zhang Zijin's shoulder, and the scene was very moving and beautiful.

At this time, Shen Yi walked up and said to Zhang Zijin: "Wife, go back to eat, tomorrow we will go to the hospital for a check-up, just pregnant can't touch flowers, you will have pollen allergies." ”

What?Pregnant?A group of otaku and otaku next to her, the goddess of dick silk were all shocked. It turns out that Zhang Zijin, a student of the computer department, is pregnant? Moreover, Zhang Zijin also has a husband, who is this man? Why is he dressed so dirty, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and pushing a bicycle, my God, is Zhang Zijin blind? Dong Dashao has a million luxury cars, a million roses, a handsome person, and a good singing, how could Zhang Zijin go back with this man? And what is on his bicycle? Oh, buy a gar, it turned out to be a dish. Please, everyone invites beautiful women to eat steak in a five-star restaurant.

In a group of boos, Zhang Zijin walked up to Shen Yi, took Shen Yi's hand, and said Jiaodidi: "Husband, Zijin went to the hospital for a check-up today, and the doctor said that we may be pregnant with twins." You must move bricks well and raise our children. ”

The surrounding students were shocked again, this man is a superb dick. Is this Zhang Zijin mentally troubled, Dong Dashao's meal is thousands of dollars, and he has a month's salary for this dick, why is Zhang Zijin still following this poor dick.

Shen Yi nodded solemnly, resisted the urge to laugh in his heart, turned his head to look at Dong Kai and said, "By the way, wife, who is this man, what was he going to do just now." ”

Zhang Zijin said seriously: "Husband, he was playing monkey just now, let's see people playing monkey, don't give two big money." ”

Shen Yi slapped his hands one by one and said loudly: "This is a technical work, and it should be rewarded." ”

After speaking, Shen Yi touched his pocket, but didn't find the money. casually took out the pork on the handle of the bicycle, threw it directly to Dong Kai and said: "What, I didn't bring any money, the pork will be sent to you, and you will use a knife to make a noise on the pork when you turn around, and you can also give you a trace of fleshy happiness in your lonely night, remember not to Lang Fei, after using pork to self-weigh, wash off the children and grandchildren and eat it." ”

After speaking, Shen Yi stepped on the bicycle, Zhang Zijin jumped on the car, and this wonderful couple left the school in the eyes of everyone.

Dong Kai took the piece of pork, and his face was completely gloomy. But in full view of the public, he had to feign that pathetic grace. He could only smile, turn around and drive the Mercedes SLK away at great speed. Leaving a group of stunned students, everyone was holding their stomachs and laughing at the end. Mom, this boyfriend Zhang Zijin is looking for is too funny. Pork was used......

Isn't this the same as a woman using a cucumber?

......

Shen Yi and Zhang Zijin, the pair of actors, were also laughing after leaving the crowd, Zhang Zijin smiled and hugged Shen Yi's waist and said, "Why did you think of buying two catties of pork." ”

Shen Yi pedaled the bicycle briskly: "I didn't buy him two catties of live fish, haven't you seen anyone comfort themselves with live fish." ”

Zhang Zijin patted Shen Yi's back and said, "It's really perverted." ”

Shen Yi rolled his eyes and said, "You women use cucumbers and carrots, don't you change your shape?"

"You...... I'm useless. Zhang Zijin said angrily.

Shen Yi grinned and said, "Then I haven't used those things either, at most I'll just buy a card-swallowing flashlight or something." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Zijin was obviously frightened by Shen Yi's quirks.

Shen Yi's face turned red, and he couldn't help but think of the interesting things in the past. When Shen Yi was seventeen or eighteen years old, he bought a card-swallowing flashlight and hid it in the closet. One night there was a power outage, and Shen Yi happened to be not at home, so Wu Xiancao came to Shen Yi's room to find some lighting things, but turned to this card-swallowing flashlight. Wu Xiancao took the flashlight left and right for half an hour, but he couldn't find how to turn on the flashlight.

After the last day, Wu Xiancao also told the Shen family that there was a flashlight in Shen Yi's room, which would not light up, and there was a strange smell.

Later, the whole Shen family knew that Shen Yi had a flashlight, and Shen Yi was embarrassed.

For this reason, Shen Yi ignored Wu Xiancao for three days, but Wu Xiancao just let Shen Yi touch the little white rabbit, and Shen Yi decisively stopped being angry.

"Is it okay for Brother Shen Yi to invite me to dinner?" asked Shen Yi Zhang Zijin, who was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle.

Shen Yi agreed to come down, and drove Zhang Zijin to Chunjiang Road.

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When Shen Yi and Zhang Zijin were eating, in a certain clubhouse, Dong Kai's face was gloomy, and the waiters next to him lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak. They all knew that this Dong Dashao was very polite in front of outsiders, but if he really lost his temper, he would first attack them as waiters.

Dong Kai came back with a piece of meat, and now this piece of meat has been fried into a plate of fried meat in the kitchen, and it is being placed on the table, Dong Kai's face is still gloomy, and there is a waitress standing behind him, a little girl, in her twenties. Dong Kai turned his head, looked at the waitress, and said with a gloomy smile on his face: "This little fried meat is given to you, you can finish it for me." ”

The waitress lowered her head and didn't dare to speak, Dong Kai sneered, kicked over the plate, and the fried meat was all sprinkled on the waitress's clothes, making her head covered with grease. The waitress was too frightened to speak, standing there motionless, Dong Kai sneered and said, "What's the taste?"

The waitress did not dare not answer, but resigned: "Humiliation." ”

"That's what I've just experienced. Dong Kai said with a fierce light in his eyes.

......

This world is already a world of the jungle, even if Dong Kai beats this waiter today, he will not be taken away by the police because of his actions. On the contrary, maybe this waiter will be expelled from the club because of this, and the strong are respected, not only in the cultivation world. In reality, it is even more violent.

After tossing the waiter, Dong Kai asked the waiter to leave, and he himself made a phone call.

"Xiao Zhang, has the matter been settled? In the past two days, hurry up and strive to take down his hospital in one fell swoop, yes, be ruthless, it doesn't matter if someone dies, as long as the false accusation is good. ”

"Hmm. ”

After saying this, Dong Kai hung up the phone.

He looked at the scenery outside the window, took a deep breath, spit it out, still looked gentle, took out WeChat, and looked at a girl who looked good. Joke, as long as you have money and power, what kind of force can't you do? He chased Zhang Zijin just to hit Shen Yi faster. If it weren't for Daddy's order, he really wouldn't look down on a little Lori like Zhang Zijin. He likes mature women, like Cecilia Cheung, he likes them very much.

......

Shen Yi and Zhang Zijin found a good restaurant to eat barbecue, Zhang Zijin is a foodie and a female man, I heard that there is barbecue to eat, and the saliva is like a carp crossing the river, gushing endlessly. As soon as Shen put the meat on the oven and roasted it, Zhang Zijin couldn't wait to say, "Is it cooked, can you eat it?" ”

"Other girls are afraid of being fat and don't dare to eat meat, are you good enough to eat meat ruthlessly?" Shen Yi let out a hint of surprise.

Zhang Zijin glanced at Shen Yi and said, "People are only alive for 36,000 days, can you not eat some meat?" ”

"Thirty-six thousand. Shen Yi was suddenly stunned and muttered.

Zhang Zijin put a slice of barbecue meat into his mouth and said, "Yes, haven't you counted? Even if you live to be 100 years old, according to 365 days a year, 100 years will only be 36,000 days, not to mention that most people's life expectancy is still maintained at 70 or 80 years, and those over 90 years old are considered extremely old. Life is short, but you still need to enjoy it more. ”

Shen Yi suddenly laughed, he didn't expect that his view of the world was not as refined as Zhang Zijin. shook his head and gave all the barbecue to Zhang Zijin. Zhang Zijin unceremoniously feasted, and after eating the most, she giggled and said, "It's so full, it's like being pregnant with a baby." ”

Shen Yi glanced at her, but Zhang Zijin smiled maliciously and said, "Brother Shen Yi, I'm afraid that Dong Kai will harass me again, will I move to your house again?"

Shen Yi had a stirring in his head and moved to his own house......

Is this going to happen?

After the Chinese New Year, Zhang Zijin moved to the school building again. And after Shen Yi's injury was healed, Fairy Wu returned to Shenjiatun, so he was the only one left in Shen Yi's family now. If this Zijin moves in, he will fall in love for a long time if he can't keep it, and he will sing in bed.

"Could it be that Brother Shen Yi is unwilling?" asked Zhang Zijin with wide eyes.

Shen Yi smiled and hurriedly said, "Yes, how can you be unwilling." ”