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Diao Xiaosi knew that this time he was in a catastrophe. The moment he stepped on the threshold, all he thought about was the tragic scene of Prince Dan bidding farewell to Jing Ke.

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the little four will not return.

Although I have never seen Sun Simiao, as long as I look at the soft egg performance of Li Yuanba and Eldest Sun Wuji, you can understand how terrifying this old man is.

However, as soon as he looked up and saw the situation in the house clearly, Diao Xiaosi's sad heart was suddenly ignited by a cloud of anger.

I saw a four-zhang square soft collapse, Evil Moon Zhenren cross-legged leisurely drinking wine, chewing fairy fruits, his eyes squinted into a line freehand, happy like a fairy.

On the opposite side of the low table, kneeling sat an old man with crane hair and a childish face and white clothes like snow, his whole body was cleaned up spotlessly, like a fairy in a painting, and he was leisurely sipping fragrant tea.

On the one hand, there was the torture of the water, and on the other hand, the hospitality of fragrant tea and wine, Diao Xiaosi's eyes were red, and he pushed away the eldest grandson Wuji and rushed straight over, bitter and bitter and bitter: "You are happy here, do you know that Lao Tzu was almost played to death?!"

Evil Moon Zhenren glanced at Diao Xiaosi with slanted eyes and asked, "Who are you?"

"No, what's the joke?" Diao Xiaosi is stupid, the old madman actually doesn't recognize himself, how can this person turn his face faster than a book?

When the purple-clothed girl saw that the evil moon real person did not recognize Diao Xiaosi, she became more and more annoyed and said, "Little thief, what else do you have to say?!"

Diao Xiaosi suddenly calmed down, and a smile of deep affection instantly appeared on his face, and he whispered: "Uncle, I have found you! I am the most well-behaved, sensible, obedient, and filial nephew under your old man's knees." ”

"Nephew, isn't it—" Evil Moon Zhenren took a bite of the fruit and said slowly, "Aren't you my old son?"

The eldest grandson Wuji stood at the door, unwilling to be lonely, and interjected: "It's strange, isn't such a fucking brother like this? ”

Diao Xiaosi was holding back the fire in his stomach and had nowhere to vent, and when he heard this, he was furious and said: "You fucking old man, you fucking grandpa, you fucking strange and whimpering!"

The girl in purple was stunned, she never thought that there would be people like Xu Qi in this world, who could easily export dirty, such as Qu Yuan's separation, Yang Xiong's great endowment, the great song of the north, and the music of the Southern Dynasty.

After a while, she remembered the purpose of her entry into the house, and exclaimed, "Grandpa, this little thief bullied me!"

Diao Xiaosi's momentum that he finally mustered up suddenly poured out a thousand miles, and he trembled and heard how the girl in purple had encountered her, how she was pressed to the ground, and how she had fallen for a trick and was almost hung into a tree.

She didn't add any oil and vinegar, and even omitted some details that made her ashamed, but even this was enough to make the eldest grandson Wuji admire Diao Xiaosi, and shook his head and admired on the side.

The old man in white was none other than Sun Simiao, the immortal of Zhongnan Medicine, and he didn't get angry after listening quietly, he gently twisted his silver-white beard and asked, "Diao Gongzi, is there any truth or exaggeration in Zisu's words?"

Diao Xiaosi saw that the evil moon real person was eating and drinking, and he didn't care about himself, so he replied helplessly: "It seems to be ...... Almost. ”

Sun Simiao nodded, looked at Diao Xiaosi for a moment, and said, "If you can teach Zisu to be wronged like this, you are also a talent." ”

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly said with rare modesty: "Actually, I'm not that good, it all depends on my uncle's cultivation." ”

Evil Moon Zhenren accepted it calmly, and said proudly: "Little sister Sun, you should always obey it now, right? I just teach this baby a trick to chase the moon at will, and then you will be the baby granddaughter you have painstakingly cultivated so much that she will cry, make trouble, and hang herself, we don't have to compete, who is higher and who is lower has already been clear at a glance." ”

Sun Simiao's baby-like cheeks twitched slightly, and said lightly: "Not necessarily!"

Sun Zisu said angrily: "Grandpa, let me fight with this thief again, and keep beating him to the point of begging for mercy!"

Sun Simiao shook his head and said, "Zisu, this is your mistake." How can things in the world be solved blindly by violence, let alone people like us who study medicine and cultivate the Tao? Grandpa was a soldier who subdued people with virtue all his life and surrendered without a fight. ”

Diao Xiaosi nodded again and again: "The old man's words are really inspiring and enlightening. As the saying goes, when is the time for retribution? Miss Shisu, you still listen to your grandfather and learn how to behave with him. ”

Sun Simiao smiled and said, "Master Diao, so you also agree with the idea of the old man?"

The eldest grandson Wuji sneaked over, tugged on Diao Xiaosi's sleeve and said, "Brother Diao-"

Diao Xiaosi shook off this guy's hand and said respectfully: "Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years, I just hate that I didn't meet you sooner, and I can learn a little more about generosity and kindness." ”

Sun Simiao looked at Diao Xiaosi with a smile, and seemed to like it more and more he liked it, and the more he looked at it, the more he fell in love, and said, "Since this is the case, then you will marry Shisu." ”

"Marry Zisu?!" Diao Xiaosi's head fell into confusion all of a sudden, I don't know if there is something wrong with my ears, or something wrong with Sun Simiao's brain, let alone if this is a pie or a trap?

"Kill me and don't marry this thief!" Sun Zisu was also stunned, she wanted her grandfather to make the decision for herself, so she escorted Diao Xiaosi into the house. Who knew that grandpa was indeed making decisions for himself, but he was going to be the master to marry her!

Diao Xiaosi also reacted, although this little granddaughter is good-looking and has a passable figure, but after all, his beautiful life has just begun, he doesn't want to hang on a tree and swing for the rest of his life, so he hurriedly said: "Old man, you are so kind and virtuous, but you teach me how to repay it? It's a pity that Miss Zisu doesn't agree, and I can't make it difficult for others." ”

Sun Simiao waved his hand and said: "This is not a problem, she was hugged by you, and she was hugged by you, who else can she marry if she doesn't marry you?" In short, you must be my grandson-in-law!"

"Huh?" Evil Moon Zhenren, who had been smiling and watching the excitement beside him, suddenly realized that something was wrong, and the smile on the corner of his lips froze for a moment, and shouted, "Slow, who is your grandson-in-law?"

Sun Simiao twisted his hair and smiled: "Of course it's your nephew Diao Xiaosi." ”

"Niang Xipi!" Evil Moon Zhenren was on fire, put down his wine glass and said, "Then won't you become a poor uncle and grandfather?!"

Sun Simiao lived in Ruosu, tasted a sip of fragrant tea and said, "I agreed." ”

"!" Evil Moon Zhenren suddenly saw through the opponent's sinister intentions, thinking that once Diao Xiaosi married Sun Zisu, he would be inexplicably shorter than Sun Xiaomei, and there was nothing more important in the world than this. The so-called is tolerable and unbearable, and he said with a pale face: "My nephew will marry a chicken, a pig and a donkey, and he will not marry Sun Zisu!"

Sun Simiao suddenly changed color and said: "Xiao Yueyue, be kind. How can Shisu not be worthy of your idiot nephew like crooked melons and sour dates?"

Diao Xiaosi's mouth opened, and in the end he didn't say anything, but he saw that Sun Zisu was glaring at him, not like a chicken, not like a pig, and even less like a donkey, but like a tigress who wants to eat people.

I heard the evil moon real person gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, if my nephew marries your granddaughter, it will be successful, but your grandson Xiaomei needs to win the poor road first!"

Sun Simiao smiled contemptuously, and said confidently: "Say, what do you want to compare with me this time?"

Evil Moon Zhenren also laughed, and replied calmly, "Detoxification!"

Sun Simiao shook his head disappetively and said, "Xiao Yueyue, the old man really doesn't want to bully you. It's better to change the way you compete, or you're going to lose. ”

He paused and sighed, "Well, I understand your troubles. In fact, no matter what you compare, you are a loser. ”

Evil Moon Zhenren rolled his eyes and said: "Yes, if it is more than bragging, the poor Dao will immediately bow down." ”

Sun Simiao smiled and said, "In short, you are not as old as you are, that's right." Without further ado, you draw the line. ”

"Old rules, I'll poison you to detoxify. If, after ten rounds, the poisoned person doesn't die, you win!"

Evil Moon Zhenren said: "When the time comes, don't let my nephew marry your granddaughter, even if he marries a woman from all over the world, there will be no difference between Poor Dao!

Diao Xiaosi's eyes lit up, and the old madman dared to wait for Sun Xiaomei here!

It's too cunning, it's too insidious, and it deserves to be a model for self-learning and an object to catch up.

Sun Simiao put down the teacup and agreed without hesitation: "A word is a certainty." Just who are you looking for to test the poison?"

Coincidentally, he and Diao Xiaosi's eyes looked at the same person.

The eldest grandson Wuji felt a chill down his spine, and hurriedly stepped back and said, "I foolishly thought that Senior Brother Yuanba was more suitable to take on this important responsibility. ”

Diao Xiaosi asked affectionately: "Brother Wuji, are we brothers?"

The eldest grandson Wuji replied categorically and loudly: "Of course—no!"

Diao Xiaosi said happily: "That means that we have nothing to do with each other, and even cutting the robe and breaking the righteousness can be saved." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji was stunned, but he heard the evil moon real person laugh and said: "Don't make any noise, don't avoid relatives, let the nephew of the poor Dao test the poison." ”

"Me?" Diao Xiaosi wanted to watch the fire from the other side, but he never dreamed that the old madman would burn the fire on his head, and shouted in horror: "I won't do it!"

Evil Moon Zhenren smiled and said, "Qilin blood is a good thing......"

Diao Xiaosi choked for a moment, and before he could figure out the stakes, Evil Moon Zhenren had already grabbed him, slapped his shoulder and swore solemnly: "I am your uncle, your only relative in this world, how can I harm you?"

Diao Xiaosi looked blankly at the smiling Evil Moon Zhenren and said, "What if you lose?"

Evil Moon Zhenren smiled and said, "Then not only will you not be poisoned, but you can also ask a little beauty to be your wife." It's good left and right, how can you give up the opportunity to someone else?"

Diao Xiaosi's brain slowly brightened, and he slammed his spirit and said, "What about the unicorn blood?"

Evil Moon Zhenren said without thinking: "Don't worry, how can Sun Xiaomei be my opponent?

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "But wasn't Lao Tzu poisoned by you?"

Evil Moon Zhenren said excitedly: "Where is so much nonsense, why don't I bring you to Zhongnan Mountain?" Sit down, let me think about feeding you something delicious first." ”

Diao Xiaosi groaned, his shoulder was grabbed by the Evil Moon Zhenren, and there was no way to enter the heavens and the earth.

Either he was hated to death by Sun Zisu, or he was poisoned to death, no matter whether the evil moon real person won or lost, he was a death.

- Is it hated to death, or poisoned?

This is a question to ponder.

Diao Xiaosi felt that his head was beginning to crumble, and his life was gloomy and shrouded in the evil smile of the old madman.