Chapter 188: Little Four Are Crazy (Part I)

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Li Shimin smiled bitterly and said, "Little fourth brother, don't make fun of me." The military situation is like fire, but I'm afraid that I won't be able to let everyone go home happy tonight. ”

Diao Xiaosi was already a little drunk, patted Li Shimin on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, I'll give you something, remember to return it to me when it's used up." After that, he took out a pair of black iron lumps from the belt of the dragon, slammed them on the table with a "snap" and said, "Take it and tell the Turkic barbarians that the Central Plains is the old ...... The territory of the Yang family, tell them to go back to Mobei immediately!"

Finally, he was still a little sober and didn't bring out the word "Lao Tzu" smoothly.

Li Shimin looked at the pair of iron bumps that Diao Xiaosi placed on the table in surprise, and said hesitantly: "Little fourth brother, this is ......"

Li Yuanji also frowned and said, "Little fourth brother, have you drunk too much?" What can these two black iron things do, I'm afraid that even a Turkic cavalry can't be killed, right?"

The eldest grandson Guanyin didn't speak, he raised his hand and picked up an iron pimple to take a closer look, Yurong was puzzled at first, then became stunned, and finally couldn't help but lose his voice and said: "Qinhuang Tiger Fu!"

Although the voices in the hall were mixed at this time, and she had not yet recovered from the chaos, her voice was like thunder on the ground, which attracted the attention of countless people!

Li Yuan stood up, almost lost his usual composure, and came to the table with a shocked look on his face and said, "Little Si, this is what you found in the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum?"

Diao Xiaosi came up drunk, and couldn't help but yawn and said, "Yes, do you think it's good for me to take this as a gift?"

Li Yuan barely calmed down, not because his qi cultivation kung fu was not at home, but because the weight of these two iron knots was too heavy, heavy enough to rewrite history and settle the Central Plains!

In the legend that has been passed down for 800 years, Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng was martyred with the most elite 3,000 Xuanjia iron horsemen in the Great Qin Empire at that time in order to still dominate the Difu after his death.

But the three thousand Xuanjia Iron Riders were not really dead, but were drained of their souls by him and then refined into puppet demon horses with the supreme secret method of the Demon Gate, and sealed them in the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum. Once the seal is opened, these golems will awaken from their slumber and become ironclad warriors who only know how to obey their masters' will.

They don't know what to be afraid of, they don't know what death is, they don't know what it means to be bleeding, they are tired, they are tired, they are in pain.

The Xuan armor on their bodies, the war halberds and sabers in their hands were all forged and refined after concentrating the Great Qin's national strength and the essence of the Demon Gate, which could easily resist any damage below the Guanwei realm, and even in the face of the heavy blows of the masters of the Netherworld Realm, they also had a certain amount of protection ability.

What's even more terrifying is that even after cutting off their heads and piercing their hearts, these knights are still able to continue fighting until they are crushed.

Such a 3,000-strong Xuanjia Demon Cavalry can only be described by the four words "Immortal Army", which is enough to withstand an elite army of 30,000 or even 300,000. And the key to opening the seal and commanding the Xuanjia Demon Horse lies in these two Qinhuang Tiger Talismans.

Li Yuan took a deep breath, looked at the Qin Emperor Tiger Fu again, and said, "You...... Are you sure you want to give this to the people?"

Diao Xiaosi blinked in confusion and said, "Did I say that I would give it to Brother Shimin? It's just that I borrowed it to let him play for three or five years, and I said that I would pay the interest when the time comes." ”

The Jinding Divine Monk heard the words here clearly, and sneered in his heart.

When did Diao Xiaosi become a generous lord? This kid clearly wanted to borrow the Qin Emperor Tiger Fu and the knife of Li Yuan's father and son to slaughter Wang Shichong in Luoyang!

But how much hatred can be done? Just for a willow garden, he gave three thousand Xuanjia demon horses, should he say that he is bold or will he repay it, does he know what to do or is it a good idea?!

After thinking about it again, I am afraid that Wang Shichong, Li Mi and even Yang Guang, who is far away in Jiangdu, after these heroes in the world hear about this, they will definitely snatch the Qin Emperor Tiger Talisman at all costs. Invisibly, Li Yuan's father and son have become the target of everyone, and it will make Wang Shichong, who is close at hand, restless, and plot day and night.

Thinking of this, the eyes of the Jinding Monk slowly closed, Diao Xiaosi, you think you are smart, but unfortunately your life will not last long!

Chizun Xia accompanied the light moon real person to sit under the head of the Jinding monk, and saw that Diao Xiaosi actually obtained the tiger talisman from the tomb of the Qin Emperor, and in order to repel the Turkic iron horse, he did not hesitate to transfer it to Li Yuan and his son, thus preserving the people of Chang'an, and couldn't help but rejoice sincerely.

He never imagined that the little brother he inadvertently made that day would grow into a young hero who turned the tide and fought against difficulties in just a few years, and this joy and pride were even stronger than when he broke through the realm of forgetfulness.

Ye Fashan, who was sitting next to him, couldn't move and was still chewing, but his eyes intentionally or unintentionally glanced at the Jinding Divine Monk and the innocent real person who were like old monks, and then thought that now it seems that the price of ten Taoist temples is really a little low, and he has to find Diao Xiaosi to requote and earn a hundred and eighty Taoist temples back.

On the contrary, the eldest Sun Sheng, who was sitting on the chairman's seat, looked at his daughter and son-in-law with a relaxed expression and smiled, even relieved.

He had also heard the eldest grandson Guanyin talk about the encounter with Diao Xiaosi in Taiyuan, and thought that today's pair of Qin Emperor Tiger Fu Jing were sent to Li Shimin's hands, and more or less there was also the meaning of this young man's gratitude and retribution.

But where did Changsun Sheng know that although there was a saying in Diao Xiaosi's brain that he had a short mouth and a short hand, he never had the idea of repaying debts and repaying money. Even if there were, it would only be remembered when people owed him.

At the moment, everyone had their own thoughts, Li Shimin had recovered from the initial shock, lifted his happy robe and bowed to Diao Xiaosi and said: "Little fourth brother, Shimin on behalf of Guan Long, millions of Li Shu thank you for your grace and kindness!"

The warrior next to him rolled his eyes, looked at Diao Xiaosi, and then looked at Wu Meiniang thoughtfully.

But more guests in the hall were still confused, and they didn't understand why Li Shimin suddenly bowed to Diao Xiaosi. Many people whispered to each other about the origin of the pair of iron bumps.

And the news of the attack of the Turkic 100,000 elite cavalry also quickly spread from the main banquet hall, and in the blink of an eye, the entire Governor's Mansion of the Right Army exploded.

Many guests scrambled to get up to say goodbye, and hurried home to arrange property and family, planning to flee Chang'an City with their families at dawn tomorrow.

In the panic, no one noticed that in the empty field outside the hall, a beautiful woman in red walked over and walked to Diao Xiaosi's parked car.

There were a few guards from the Governor's Mansion of the Right Army nearby, but seeing that the beauty in red was beautiful and beautiful, she was only a dancer in the music room, as long as she didn't do anything out of the ordinary, she wouldn't bother much.

Xiao Taohong immediately recognized that the red-clothed beauty in front of her was Wang Yuyan, and the peach blossoms couldn't help but bloom in her two bulging eyes, and she couldn't help but turn the toad into a frog immediately.

The girl in red smiled and stretched out her hand to caress the little peach's slippery head and said, "I know that you can understand me, but I am afraid that you will be lonely, so I specially came to accompany you for a while." ”

Xiao Taohong seemed to feel the warmth of the world for the first time, but she didn't expect Wang Yuyan to bow her head and whisper softly: "I guess, do you want me to kiss you again?"

The toad's heart boiled instantly, as if a beautiful swan flew down to offer a red lip kiss. Such an affair, it is really a thousand years to wait!

Wang Yuyan's plump cherry lips slowly approached and slowly fell. Little Pink closed her toad eyes and enjoyed the rare warmth.

Who said that toads can't eat swan meat? Tonight, I will prove it to the world -- toads also have spring!

Suddenly, a cold and mysterious cold current penetrated through his mouth like lightning, waking up Little Pink's dream.

Before it could react, the numbness and cold feeling had spread and frozen its whole body, and its head was suddenly as heavy as lead and spiritual chaos. The toad croaked angrily, and his belly bulged and passed a mouthful of poisonous ****.

However, before this poisonous gang spewed out of his throat, the sound of "boom" in his mind seemed to be condensed by ice, and the fierce light in his eyes quickly faded, and a cluster of bewitching golden yellow shimmers lit up instead.

Wang Yuyan raised his body and giggled: "You pervert, you want to please your sister again, right? Let's go, my sister will take you to a fun place." ”

She moved lightly like the wind and swung the lotus leaves towards the Governor's Mansion of the Right Army, and Xiao Taohong pulled the cart silently like a shadow, and one person and one car quickly disappeared into the vast night.

After another hour or so, Diao Xiaosi got drunk and walked out with the thief Lao Dao hooking his shoulder, Chi Zunxia and Li Jing followed behind the two helplessly, listening to their drunken songs, I really felt that there was no need for the three thousand Xuanjia Demon Riders of the Qinhuang Tiger Fu, as long as the old and young people stood on the shore of Weishui, opened their throats and sang a few words, the 100,000 Turkic Iron Cavalry kept their armor and fled faster than rabbits.

It can be seen that most of the time when Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide were at the Dangyang Bridgehead did not drink Cao Cao, but sang a song to run away.

Suddenly, Diao Xiaosi threw away Ye Fashan and scanned the surroundings with wide eyes, but he couldn't find any trace of the cart.

He grabbed a guard of the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion of the Right Army on duty next to him and asked, "Where is the car?"

The guard was confused by Diao Xiaosi's sudden move, and only said after a while: "That toad is ...... Yours?"

"Where's the car?!" Diao Xiaosi's forehead was bruised, his expression was rarely scary, his eyes were fixed on the guard, and a mouthful of wine sprayed heavily on his face.

The guard didn't dare to hide it, and quickly stammered what had just happened.

Diao Xiaosi understood as soon as he heard it, shook his arms and threw off the unlucky guard, and swept towards the outside of the Metropolitan Governor's Mansion.

Li Jing and Chi Zunxia did not speak, and silently followed Diao Xiaosi to rise against the wind, galloping in the direction of Liuyuan.

Ye Fashan slowed down for half a beat, grabbed the guard who was thrown away by Diao Xiaosi, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Report what you just said to Li Yuan immediately, he knows what to do." Hurry!"

Before the guard could answer, the sound of his body was thrown by Ye Fashan, and he flew towards the main banquet hall like a cloud.

After a while, the scouts in the governor's mansion of the right army rushed out, and there was a lot of noise in Chang'an City, looking for a toad-pulled car.