Chapter 12: The Crazy Woman
Li Qingmeng was at a loss in the face of everyone's pointing and pointing and some hostile gazes, and the speed under his feet increased a lot, and soon the two of them came to the Drunken Immortal Tower. Shangguan Fei found the shopkeeper Wang Fatzi and said: "Shopkeeper, this is my own meat, you take it to cook, wait for our hundreds of brothers to come to dinner, you prepare well, Master Zhang will also come, don't smash your signboard." ”
Wang Fatzi said: "Don't worry, my lord, the signboard of our Zuixiang Building is absolutely genuine, you can see it, I will immediately let the kitchen prepare, but there is one thing I want to ask the adults to help." Wang Fatzi was full of confidence in the first half of the sentence, but he began to be embarrassed later. Shangguan Fei said: "Shopkeeper Wang, do you need my help with anything?"
Wang Zhangsu came to Shangguan Fei's side and whispered: "The adults and villains want to ask you for that deer whip, as long as you agree, the cooking wages of the venison will be mine, and I will give you a nine-percent discount on other wine and dishes." Shangguan Fei followed the words of the shopkeeper Wang, and his eyes unconsciously aimed at the bottom of the shopkeeper Wang.
The shopkeeper Wang said: "The minimum discount for adults is eighty percent, anyway, this thing doesn't have much effect on you young people." Shangguan Fei said: "No problem, who makes me have a good heart, in the future, I will enter your drunken fragrance building will be twenty percent off." The shopkeeper said, "No problem." "The 20% discount just allows him to make less money, and he doesn't lose money.
Shangguan Fei came to Li Qingmeng's side, and Li Qingmeng said: "Brother Fei, what are you talking about?" Shangguan Fei said: "It's nothing, it's just that the shopkeeper Wang asked me for that deer whip." Li Qingmeng hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Everything is normal on the street this morning, why am I with you in the afternoon, others will point fingers, and they are also hostile to me?"
Shangguan Fei said: "You said that you were with me, they thought you robbed the perfect man in their minds, do you say that you are not hostile to you?" Li Qingmeng suddenly blushed and said: "Who robbed their perfect man, but it's not right, I can understand that there are flower girls among them, why do you treat me like this at the level of aunts, you won't have a leg with these aunts, right?"
Li Qingmeng became acquainted with Shangguan Fei, let go of his restraints, and began to make fun of Shangguan Fei. Shangguan Fei said: "Wronged, I don't have anything to do with them, and I don't even know them." Then Shangguan Fei told him about those matchmakers who went to court in order to introduce their partners.
Shangguan Fei said: "Now they all think that you are my woman, be careful to wait for you to be thrown rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves when you come out." Seeing Li Qingmeng's look of disbelief, Shangguan Fei said: "Don't believe it, why don't you wait for you to come out and try it?" Although Li Qingmeng admits that Shangguan Fei is really good, he doesn't believe that someone is so crazy, in order to tell him the matchmaker, he actually went to court, and he didn't believe it even more when Shangguan Fei said that he had become a public enemy of the whole city, Li Qingmeng said: "Try it, who is afraid of whom, but there must be a lottery, if it is as you say, I promise you a reasonable condition, if you lose, I want you to be my bodyguard for a month." ”
Shangguan Fei said: "No problem, Meng'er, you'd better take an umbrella before you go out." Li Qingmeng said: "No." With that, he walked towards the outside of the Zuixiang Building. Seeing this, Shangguan Fei immediately took two umbrellas from Wang Fatzi's palm counter and followed in the direction of Li Qingmeng.
Although Li Qingmeng didn't care about what he said, the more he walked out, the more nervous she became, but the character of not admitting defeat made her continue to move forward, and when he came to a small road, he heard a shout of killing, and then saw countless women suddenly appear in front of him and behind him rushing towards him, and before these women approached, countless vegetable leaves and eggs attacked Li Qingmeng.
At this time, countless vegetable leaves and eggs were not far from Li Qingmeng, at this time he suddenly regretted that he had nothing to do, why should he be angry with Shangguan Fei, why did he not listen to Shangguan Fei and bring an umbrella for him, so he didn't have to face such an embarrassing situation.
Just when Li Qingmeng regretted it, he saw that behind him, an umbrella suddenly appeared in the sky above the woman and came towards him, and Shangguan Fei's voice came: "Meng'er wait and hold me tight." After Li Qingmeng saw Shangguan Fei, he didn't have the slightest reason to directly hug Shangguan Fei's neck, Shangguan Fei had an umbrella in front of him to open the way, and an umbrella behind him to block eggs and vegetable leaves, and the two quickly escaped from the encirclement of eggs and vegetable leaves, and shot away into the distance.
As soon as Shangguan Fei escaped, he immediately threw the two umbrellas, jumped onto the roof with Li Qingmeng, and flew out of the city. At this time, Li Qingmeng didn't seem to react, he always showed Shangguan Fei's neck, and he was as intimate as he wanted. Shangguan Fei also enjoyed the opportunity to give this kind of beauty a hug,
Although the two of them did not get hit, the smell of rotten eggs hitting the umbrella left on them, Shangguan Fei was planning to go to the back mountain to change clothes, although Shangguan Fei wanted to continue running, but the last one still fell in his yard. Li Qingmeng jumped off Shangguan Fei's body with an "ah", his face flushed.
The atmosphere between the two was awkward for a while, and Shangguan Fei said: "Meng'er, now that our whole body stinks, let's change and wash it first, right?" Li Qingmeng also recovered from the embarrassing state at this time, and after hearing Shangguan Fei's reminder, he said "ah" again, women love to be clean, especially beautiful women.
Li Qingmeng said: "However, I didn't have a change of clothes, and now the cloth village is closed." At this time, the sky had turned dark, and the general stores had already closed, Shangguan Fei tentatively said: "I still have a few happy clothes, or you can wear them first, and then change them back when they are dry tomorrow." ”
Li Qingmeng thought about it for a long time before saying, "Now it's the only way to go." Shangguan Fei said: "Then I'll go and boil hot water for you now, you go to the bamboo forest first, it doesn't feel so stinky, and I'll call you after I boil the water." As Li Qingmeng went to the bamboo forest, Shangguan Fei began to boil hot water, and the bath bucket that had never been used was finally useful.
Then Shangguan Fei found two sets of clothes that he had washed before, one was placed on the edge of the bath bucket, and the other was taken out. Shangguan Fei found Li Qingmeng and said, "Meng'er water has been boiled, and the clothes are also on the side, let's go take a bath." Li Qingmeng said: "Pervert, who wants to wash with you." Shangguan Fei said: "Meng'er, you misunderstood, it's not us who wash together, you go into the house to wash the hot water, and I'll go to the river next to wash it." Of course, if you want to, I'm willing to wash it together. ”
It's just that the latter sentence is already inaudible, but the two are so close to each other, Li Qingmeng is a master, and it is very unfortunate that Li Qingmeng heard it, and then stepped forward and stepped on Shangguan Fei's toes, and walked towards the house after Shangguan Fei's "ah", leaving a sentence "Think beautifully." ”