Shi Zixuan half-jokingly said: "There is nothing unusual about immortals, and they are not necessarily three-headed and six-armed, maybe they are aunts who sell tea eggs in front of the door." Maybe it's a guest who comes here, you may have seen it, but you just don't know it. ”

Qingyu's eyes widened, and she said in disbelief: "Childe, are you telling the truth?"

Shi Zixuan smiled slightly, and was about to answer, but saw Lou Feiniang coming over at some point, and said with a smile: "Qingyu, what are you talking about with Shi Gongzi?"

Qingyu said "ah", and said a little embarrassedly: "Miss, I just asked Shi Gongzi a few questions." That's what Li Gongzi asked just now. ”

"Oh?" Lou Feiniang said in surprise: "What did the master say? Could it be that he knows the answer?"

Qingyu was about to speak, but Shi Zixuan smiled and said: "Miss Lou, it's just joking, you don't have to be serious, I'm just talking and playing with Miss Qingyu." Mr. Aoyama's heart of heaven is really an eye-opener, I wonder if there are other strange stones that can open people's eyes? I think it is better to have a stone banquet tonight, so that everyone can have fun, what do you think?"

Shi Zixuan didn't want to say more, so he simply changed the topic.

Lou Feiniang glanced at Shi Zixuan with disgusted eyes, but did not pursue it. But Lin Fan clapped his hands and applauded: "Senior brother, this proposal is good, we will sit together because of the strange stones, it is better to simply hold a strange stone banquet." I wonder if Miss Lou agrees?"

Lou Feiniang smiled: "I naturally agree, but I don't know ......"

Mr. Qingshan nodded, and Mr. Forget Shu didn't mind, Wang Gongzi didn't say anything, but Li Gongzi was a little dissatisfied and said, "Senior brother, you're not right." I'm here to explore the root cause of this thing, but you're joking with the beauty on the side, since it's a joke, why don't you say it and let everyone listen to it?"

Shi Zixuan smiled and said, "Li Gongzi, I don't know what you want to hear?"

Li Gongzi said: "As I said, why does it rain?"

Shi Zixuan said: "So easy. Water vapor rises. Turning clouds into rain and then falling, this is the natural law of heaven and earth, and the cycle repeats itself, nothing more than that. If you make a mysterious statement, there should be a thunder and lightning mother to invite the heavens by the decree of heaven. The water division measures the rain, and asks the dragon god to spread the rain to the ground, nourish the heaven and the earth, and circulate the whole heaven. ”

When Li Gongzi heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Senior brother, you are really interesting." As I said earlier. There is some truth to it, but it's all a cliché. Not to mention why the water vapor rises and why it rains again, it is tantamount to not saying at all. But what you say later is all words that fool the people. ”

Lou Feiniang said angrily: "Li Gongzi, just talk about things, just click on it." Don't talk about others. ”

Li Gongzi hugged his fists and said: "It's me who is excited, senior brother, don't be surprised, but I have this temper." Not against you. As Fei Niang said, it's just a matter of facts. ”

Shi Zixuan returned the salute and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Everyone has his own ideas, and he can't force them. Has this been revealed? Let's change the subject."

Li Gongzi said a little bit inched: "Don't." The second question I asked, do you know whether the gods like to drink or not? Please answer me. ”

Li Gongzi spoke. The atmosphere at the banquet was suddenly a little awkward. Everyone could see that this Li Gongzi's face was flushed. Apparently already a little drunk. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done such nonsense.

Drinks served in a place like this are usually treated with special treatments, so that guests will never get drunk easily. There are two reasons for this. First, it is to keep the guests sober and sane, after all, it is not good to come here to have fun, and it is not good to lose one's temper. Some people don't have good drinks, and it's easy to get into trouble, while others are trivial, mainly to spoil the fun. Second, if you drink here, you have to count the money afterwards. If you get drunk after three glasses, the wine will not be sold.

So, generally here, you can let go of drinking, and generally you won't get drunk.

However, there are always some exceptions, who get drunk and get up, and Li Gongzi is such a person.

Shi Zixuan smiled, but said to Lou Feiniang: "Lou girl, do you say that everyone likes to drink?"

Lou Feiniang thought for a while and said, "It varies from person to person." Some people are greedy for glasses, some people are tired of drinking, this is a personal preference, and naturally it is different. ”

Shi Zixuan said: "Yes." It varies from person to person. Immortals are also from the past, some like to drink, some don't, how are people, what are they like?"

Li Gongzi was not satisfied and said, "How can you say that, how can an immortal be the same as a human?"

Shi Zixuan smiled and said, "Then Li Gongzi thinks, what are the immortals like?

Li Gongzi said: "Yes. If that's the case, what kind of immortal should I be? I like to eat wine and meat, so I can enjoy it as a good person? Why bother to be a god?"

Shi Zixuan said: "Yes." As you said, you can enjoy being a human being, but what do you want to do as a god? It's good to be a human being, it's good to be a human being. ”

Lou Feiniang snorted and laughed.

Li Gongzi said blankly: "What are Fei Niang laughing at?"

Lou Feiniang was secretly happy in her heart, and said in her heart that this master is really interesting, and he doesn't have dirty words when he hurts people.

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Because Li Gongzi was originally a person, but every day he thinks about whether the fairy likes to drink or not. Shi Zixuan had already replied to him, whether the gods like to drink or not, just like people, varies from person to person.

And Li Gongzi pestered again, saying that how can immortals be the same as people? If so, they are not as good as people.

Ladies and gentlemen, what would you think if you met such a person? Do you want to slap him?

Purely full of food, every day I wonder if the gods like to drink, what do you do? What do people like, what does it matter to you? Besides, people have already told you, and you scoff at it.

What kind of psychology is this?

Four words, inexplicable. And there are many such people in the world, which is not uncommon. He likes to ask others this kind of inexplicable question, and if others answer, he will think that it is not right, and then continue to think nonsense.

This is a kind of hypothesis, and it is born with a lot of troubles. In general, it is difficult for such people to be pure, and it is easy to fall into delusional situations.

So Shi Zixuan has nothing to say to Li Gongzi. Because you didn't understand with him, it seemed that you agreed and said that it was good to be a good person. In fact, he told him, you should be a good man, don't think about whether the gods like to drink or not, it is purely full of food, what does it have to do with you.

Lou Feiniang naturally heard it, and the few people who were doing it also understood it, and couldn't help but smile.

Lou Feiniang smiled: "I just suddenly thought of an interesting thing, and I couldn't help laughing." Li Gongzi, do you want to hear it? Let Fei Niang tell you?"

Lou Feiniang also saw that Li Gongzi was a little drunk, and she didn't want him to entangle anymore and wanted to change the topic.

But Li Gongzi was very stubborn, shook his head and said: "Do things from the beginning to the end." Isn't it? Senior brother, I just asked three questions, you only answered two, and you haven't said the third one yet, the ancient times always said that the sky is round and the earth is round, you tell me, isn't that so?"

That's a bit of a mess.

Mr. Qingshan was a little overwhelmed, and said to Li Gongzi: "Li Gongzi, this question will end here." Whether the sky is round or not, whether the earth is square or not, it has nothing to do with us. Or drink bars. ”

Mr. Forget Shu also said: "We can't fly to the sky, who knows what the heaven and the earth are like? ”

Li Gongzi shook his head again and again, staring directly at Shi Zixuan.

"Childe?" Lou Feiniang was a little helpless, and looked at Shi Zixuan with pleading eyes.

Shi Zixuan said indifferently: "Li Gongzi, how is the sky, how is the earth." It's simple. You go and look at some Buddhist scriptures and Taoist books, and there are very clear descriptions in them, so you don't need to say them. ”

Li Gongzi hahadaxiao said: "Buddhist scriptures and Taoist books? Are these things read by people? These are all bullshit. ”

This man is crazy!

Mr. Forget Shu was a little unhappy and said: "Li Gongzi said carefully, don't be disrespectful to the Immortal Buddha." ”

Li Gongzi said drunken eyes: "What? Don't let people say a few words? If you want me to say it, it's all fooling." It's all novels and dramas, how can you take it seriously?"

Shi Zixuan glanced at him, and suddenly said, "Gongzi Li, it's really as you said." It's all joke novels, so what is not a joke?"

Li Gongzi said: "Historians make history books, so it is true!"

Shi Zixuan also smiled when he heard this, and said, "Is this really the case?"

Li Gongzi said: "Of course! Naturally, you have to be true, or else you will not be misleading others?"

Shi Zixuan said: "This is not necessarily. ”

Li Gongzi said: "What do you say?"

Shi Zixuan said: "Then I'll give you an example, for example, you are a thorn and have already died......

Li Gongzi interrupted: "Wait, who did you say died?"

Shi Zixuan said apologetically: "I'm sorry, let's put it another way." For example, Li Gongzi, you are a historian, and there is an official in the court, who is in Jiuqing. Thou shalt be a preacher for him. How do you write that?"

Li Gongzi said without thinking: "Write how you want." Don't you know it by reading the history books?"

Shi Zixuan said: "But this official master is majestic and respected, but when he was young, he was a person who stole chickens and dogs, and did a lot of things about chickens and dogs. To make history for people, you always have to make a chronology, how do you write it?"

Li Gongzi was puzzled: "What's so difficult to write about this? Isn't it okay to write down what bad things he did in such and such a year or on such and such a day? As long as there is some research and confirmation, it is correct." ”

As soon as Li Gongzi's voice fell, Mr. Qingshan and Mr. Wangshu both laughed.

"Two gentlemen, am I not right?" Li Gongzi looked at the two of them in confusion.

Mr. Aoyama laughed dryly and said, "I can't say it's wrong. It's just that history can't be written like this, there must be a flexibility. ”

Li Gongzi said: "How to be flexible?"

When Mr. Qingshan opened his mouth, Li Gongzi was dumbfounded, and he even got a little drunk. (To be continued......)