125. The Little Monk and the Great Monk
ps: A small chapter of 6,000 words and 2,000 words, that is, three chapters, is eight o'clock in the morning, twelve o'clock at noon, and more at six o'clock in the evening......
Thinking of being a monk is to eat fasting and chanting Buddha, the green lantern is always accompanied, not to mention the flower street and willow lane, it is difficult to see a sow, Duan Chenshan's brain turned fast, and he came up with many countermeasures, the high wall of the Guogong Mansion was climbed by him more than ten times at night, and every time he showed his head, he found that there were eight King Kongs standing outside the wall, his eyes were majestic, and he stared at the head exposed on the high wall, which made Duan Chenshan hate the root of his teeth, and he didn't go to the kiln for two months in the Guogong Mansion, and the old Guogong knew that his son was a real Buddha, so he didn't hesitate to transfer the personal maid next to his son, which made the prince make a big fuss in the Guogong Mansion, pointing at Lao Tzu's nose and scolding, then went back to the room to go on a hunger strike, and after two days of being really hungry, he crawled out and went straight to the kitchen.
When he went out, the Eight King Kongs followed him, and the old prince restricted the prince from leaving the house, and Duan Chenshan finally gave in and began to talk about the conditions.
"If you say that you can go to the mountain to be this true Buddha, but you have to prepare three thousand pretty women for me, and then build me a palace of the grade of the North Mountain Palace on the mountain, covering an area not too wide, but the back garden must be there, if there is a hot spring, then leave me a place to bathe, dig a big lake in the front yard, and sprinkle some fish seed king or something......"
As the true Buddha spoke, the face of the Eight Great King Kongs became darker and darker, and he felt that he was going to build a palace into a holy land, and he would have three thousand beauties to enjoy the blessings, if there was such a good thing, if there was such a good thing, who would still be doing penance!
The last thing was that Guogong couldn't stand it anymore, and he beat this kid in the mansion with a stick, and Duan Chenshan left the house with a big bag on his head.
The journey from the Dali Dynasty to the Little Light Holy Land is not close, but with the ability of the Eight Great King Kongs to drive the clouds and fog, this distance is nothing, but Duan Chenshan still wanted to find an opportunity to run away on the road, so he asked for a carriage to hurry, and Guogong arranged an honest house slave and a young teacher to follow the son, and he was also afraid that his son would be bored on the road and have someone to talk to.
On the way to the Holy Land, Duan Chenshan naturally would not settle down, and ran more than ten times in a row, running in all eight directions, and was almost up to the sky and into the ground, but under the ambush of the Eight King Kongs, this merry boy finally knew that he couldn't escape, and scolded his mother all the way to the Holy Land.
As one of the top ten immortal gates in the cultivation realm, the Little Light Holy Land is naturally more fantastic than the one built by the secular dynasty, Duan Chenshan just came and really thought that he had come to the fairyland of the world, the only place that is not beautiful This fairyland is too quiet, only the sound of bells and drums chanting, and the lack of fairy frolic is really boring and tight.
Master Hongguang!
The old monk who passed on the mantle to himself was Master Hongguang, who enjoyed a supreme reputation in the Xiuzhen realm, known for his compassion and kindness...... The phenomenon of fighting and brawling in violation of law and discipline, the top three good citizens in the Xiuzhen Realm have an excellent reputation, and there are few people in the Xiuzhen Realm who dare not sell the face of Master Hongguang.
As far as the old guy did good in this life, Duan Chenshan concluded that this old guy was a person who sold his reputation and reputation, and muttered in his heart that you are not a good name, and grandpa has to ruin your good name.
It is a very boring thing to do penance in the holy land, but fortunately, the monk has a saying of fate, Duan Chenshan...... No, the true Buddha is a monk at this time, there should be a Buddha name, the Buddha name of the true Buddha is called bald, which is very appropriate, and the Buddha name of the little monk is called the little bald head, because thinking about the Buddha name is a troublesome thing after all, so everything is simple.
Mr. Teaching also became a monk with his own young master, and became the second junior brother of his own young master, Buddha number thirteen, these two are extremely high in the holy land, and they are monks on weekdays who have to be honored as a master when they see both of them, and only a few monks can be called uncle.
The bald head is very unpopular in the holy land, because there is something wrong with this hand, when he sees the bald head, he stepped forward to touch it, the abbot of the holy land did not let go, the abbot was helpless to this uncle, after all, the other party is his elder, touching the bald head is his own love, of course, the bald head has no such thoughts, he just thinks that the monk's bald head looks very bright, very slippery, and feels very good, touching the girl's tits in the early years, and now I think about it, I miss it very much.
Those little monks, the little monks, when they see the bald heads, they can't immediately smear the oil on the soles of their feet and hide as far as they can, and it's best not to let the bald head who owes his hands see himself, so every time the bald head goes out to turn into a fate, just walk down the mountain, the mountain is full of firecrackers, gongs and drums, and the sky is full of joy, and when the bald head returns, the mountain is a piece of melancholy clouds.
However, the thirteen masters practiced Buddhism in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and entered the realm quickly, and even the great abbot was amazed by this second uncle when he saw it, and the Buddha recited the name more than ten times.
The bald head went down the mountain for twenty-four years once, once for twenty-four years, these years were full and counted nine times, that is, the ninth time, when the bald head returned to the mountain, he held a baby, saying that this was his own apprentice, the King Kong Temple was silent on this matter, and the great abbot was also silent on this matter, but on the twenty-fourth day, the whole holy land was shrouded in the Buddha's light, and the little monk who was carried back to the mountain by the bald head bathed in the Buddha's light for a full twenty-four days.
The Buddha is born!
Elysium Realm Talisman Edict Descends!
The Treasure of Buddhism is born!
The little bright holy land is festive, the only unhappy is the bald head who brought the baby back, scolded the Buddha light in the sky for three days and three nights, opened the mouth of the bald donkey and closed his mouth to kill the king of the eight, the scolding is called an ugly, as for the reason, even the big abbot can't figure it out, let alone the other monks on the mountain.
But in any case, the Buddha's arrival in the lower realm is always a great event, and those who can accept the Buddha as an apprentice are the true Buddha with the highest bald head in the holy land, so in the next period of time, the big monk hugged the little monk and smiled, the big monk led the little monk to run, and the big monk cooked and the little monk ate...... And the big monk didn't like the little monk to have a relationship with the temple, so he took the little monk to the back mountain, built a thatched house, lived down, and even ordered the little monk who had just returned to walk was not allowed to go to the Qianshan Temple.
Donkey Kong was very angry about this matter, especially when he learned that the Buddha ate meat and did not eat vegetarian, did not chant sutras, and did not shave his degree, so he was even more angry, and went to the back mountain in person to invite the Buddha to return to the temple.
"Please return to the temple!" The cold voice containing anger exploded in the back mountain, and the tall trees in the back mountain were suddenly swept by the wind, and the leaves rolled and rustled, as if the next moment the storm would hit.
"Thirteen! If this bald man dares to go up the mountain again, I will smash your jade, young master!" The bald man was angry, and the consequences were serious.
The thirteen masters have been cultivating for less than a hundred years, but they heard that the great abbot exclaimed, this handsome monk walked out of the thatched house, stood on the mountain and looked down at the golden Donkey Kong below, his eyes were calm without the slightest fluctuation, and he just asked: "Killed?"