Chapter 1, Section 13 It's not that enemies don't get together
Ling Tian and the three of them walked out of the forest, and the rising sun on the horizon had already shown their heads, "Go north for about two hours, and you will almost reach Yanling City, which is the closest to here." Ximen Wuji said to Ling Tian, "Lao Tzu is dying of hunger, let's go! Dongfang broke and strode forward, "You're a foodie!" Ximen Wuji shook his head.
"I said that the two of you have never been less quarrelsome when you are together, why can't you stop for a while?" Ling Tian was completely defeated by these two strange young masters.
"Hmph! This dead black chicken is my fate, and I haven't had a good life since I heard the name of this kid!" Dongfang Po said first. Ximen Wuji retorted: "I just didn't have a good life after hearing this tattered name!" Ling Tian was confused, what was this?
Ximen Wuji continued: "The first time I heard this tattered name, it was my father who told me, what did the fourth young master of the Dongfang family say that he can crush diamonds as soon as he is born, he can use heavy weapons at the age of more than one year, he can carry boulders at the age of two, and he wields a heavy sword at the age of three to break the world, which makes many people in the other three families admire, let me take this tatter as the goal, study the swordsmanship and body technique diligently, and make achievements in the future." I was three years old!"
Dongfang Po immediately continued: "Practice swordsmanship, body is a fart, Lao Tzu heard the name of this black chicken for the first time, and my father told me, what to say about the little master of the Ximen family, born more than a month ago to know poetry and songs, more than one year old body is agile, thinking outstanding, more than two years old will be proficient in all kinds of swordsmanship, more than three years old swordsmanship to fight the world mortals, so that the other three families have many people impressed, let me take this black chicken as an example, increase efforts to strengthen the body, and achieve something in the future. I was only three years old at the time. ”
Ximen Wuji said angrily: "A strong physique is a fart, do you know how difficult it is for Lu Dao to wander around in a pile of books and dictionaries every day to study swordsmanship and body techniques, and to create all kinds of swordsmanship every day to make them happy? ”
Dongfang Po was also extremely angry: "At least you are not corporal punishment! Lao Tzu has been going out of the river with my old man all day long before dawn, running long distances with the bronze tripod, climbing the mountain with a sandbag tied, and having to split with the old man every day, next to the old man's cut, and not practicing until he vomits and is not allowed to eat and rest. I think that before that, Lao Tzu was also happy like a fairy, wanted to go shopping, wanted to hunt and hunt, and the little cubs inside and outside the family compound called me big brother!
Ximen Wuji retorted: "Fart! The first time the four major families gathered in Kyoto, I don't know which old thing came up with a way to let the younger generation of the four major families compete in talent, and he took the heavy sword of the family and played a set of swordsmanship! Everyone was not surprised, and someone screamed at you!"
Dongfang Po took over the conversation again: "Then TM is the family forcing me to go up and play, Nima, I don't know how to play a ball? Smashing a lot of big holes in the floor, oh yes, smashing the old man's foot, he was screaming. At that time, didn't you also pick up the family's customized thin sword in public and play a set of swordsmanship, but I didn't expect a group of illiterate old things to applaud thunderously. ”
Ximen Wuji replied quietly: "The elders of my family saw that you were playing with tattered flowers, and forced me to go up, thinking that I was naturally talented, and after playing indiscriminately, I played a set of rare swordsmanship that they said. That thing is just a random comparison of the swordsmanship pictures I once read in the book, plus the novel concept I created, what is the name of the book, it seems to be called "No Heaven, No Earth, No Day and No Night, Kyushu Bafang Famous and Invincible King Kong Swordsmanship"..."
Ling Tian was completely speechless, "You two have been playing so high-end since you were a child. But what is this strange swordsmanship? Which big man's foot did you smash?"
The two of them nodded at Ling Tian...
"Since then, this black chicken has been Lao Tzu's evil star for the rest of his life! As soon as his name is mentioned in the family, there is no good thing!" Dongfang Po pointed at Ximen Wuji. "It's the same in the next place, since then, I've sworn to be like fire and water with this rag, and I can't stand against each other!" Ling Tian wiped his sweat, "This is really a natural pair of enemies. ”
As he walked, the sound of carriages and horses came from behind. "Is there a group of young masters waiting for Ximen ahead?" asked the driver in the car. Then came an extremely familiar but incomparably rippling voice: "Where? Where is it? Young Master! Oh, young master, I can find you, but I miss me!" It was actually the butler of Simon who chased after him in a carriage.
"This old man is not dead?" Dongfang Po was shocked. Ling Tian was quite conflicted in his heart at this time, on the one hand, he was glad that the housekeeper was still alive, and on the other hand, he couldn't stop this way.
When the carriage came closer, the butler of Ximen jumped out of the car directly, pounced on Ximen Wuji and hugged him, and began to wipe tears and snot on him. Ximen Wuji hurriedly pushed him up, "Okay, okay, how did you escape?
"Ha Lu Ha Ling Tian and Dongfang Po's jaws were about to fall to the ground.
"I said, old man, if you don't want these pants, throw them away, my carriage is full of smells!" the coachman's words came back to his mind. "Can you die if you don't speak?" the old butler of Simon turned red and yelled at the coachman. Dongfang Po and Ling Tian were thoughtful... Ximen Wuji lowered his head and touched his head...
"Get in the car, let's take the car to Yanling City, and on the way I will tell you the story of my sassy and heroic death against the demon girl. With that, the butler of Simon jumped into the car and hurriedly threw the pants that seemed to have just been changed out of the car.
The journey was safe and smooth, and I heard Simon's steward Bala Bala Bara tell the story of his own donkey's lips not being the horse's mouth...
When they arrived in Yanling City, Dongfang Po directly pulled everyone to the inn, and began to eat large pieces, eating bowl after bowl, looking at Ling Tian and Ximen Wuji, and the Ximen housekeeper whispered on the side: "Hey, you can eat slowly, don't choke to death... Oh no... Don't choke... One tael of silver, two taels of silver, three taels of silver... One hundred and twenty taels of silver... Is it enough to stay in the hotel? Can you ride the carriage? Can you go home..."Tears are about to flow...
"Hiccup...... Dongfang Po raised his head, and there were several stacks of plates and bowls stacked high on the table, "I'm full, hey, why don't you eat? Why don't you eat it? Why do you watch me eat? Ling Tian looked at the table, there was nothing left...
After opening a few guest rooms, Dongfang Po returned to the room and fell asleep, Ling Tian and Ximen Wuji walked around the city a few times, and the Ximen housekeeper dragged his tired body to follow, not to mention that he was frightened before, even if he was not idle on the way to Yanling City, it was enough for him to be tired. Ling Tian and Ximen Wuji entered the store, and the housekeeper slept against the wall for a while...
It wasn't until noon that Ling Tian and Ximen Wuji took Ximen Butler back to the inn and settled down to rest...
Ling Tian woke up again, the sun was almost setting, yawned, and after moving his muscles, he got up and walked out of the room, and saw Dongfang Po mysteriously burrowing into his room. After a while, Ximen Wuji also walked out, and when he saw Ling Tian standing next to the railing on the second floor, he smiled at him, "Brother Ling Tian slept well?" Ling Tian smiled and nodded, "Very good! ”
Dongfang Po stepped out and seemed to be startled when he saw the two of them, "Hey, you two are awake, don't be idle, hurry up and move the wine with me, I ordered a few jars of good daughter red in the restaurant next door, help me move over, I can't move alone, and people will close later!"
"Why do you buy so much?" Ling Tian asked, "Of course you buy wine to drink! Then you can still keep your feet soaked?" Dongfang Po disagreed.
After a few more words with Ximen Wuji, the three of them snorted and moved the wine into Dongfang Po's room, as soon as they entered this room, Ling Tian and Ximen Wuji were taken aback, this layout was too elaborate, too thrilling...
"How is it? Lao Tzu took a whole afternoon to make it like this!" "Not bad, right?"