Mom b's chick, I didn't expect that these children are now popular to play "near-death experience", "pen fairy", "disc fairy", I slurred my words and scolded angrily for a long time, and they simply ignored me.

I rubbed my eyes as they exaggerated their exaggerated removal of yellow sheet paper, incense sticks, and the like from their backpacks, and thought I had seen it wrong.

"Haha, viagra, we discussed it during the day, everyone can have fun tonight, with your protection, we are ready to be excited, please come up and divinate the future. The girl named Qi fiddled with objects with a sweet smile on her face, as if she had seen her sharp brother.

"Viagra, do you know where this is? It's so exciting. Yay!" said the girl who called Le'er,

"Hehe, viagra, we only found out that the chicks had this plan at night, and the fat man and I also felt excited, do you know where this is? "The monkeys, under the guidance of the girls, seem to hold the thick white candles in a certain position.

The other two Niu Li and Na are spreading out a large yellow paper on the ground, which is densely painted with text symbols and strange patterns, those words and patterns are divided into one area after another, the whole looks like a gossip arrangement, and the two semicircles in the middle look like the yin fish and yang fish in the Taiji diagram, each with the words "auspicious" and "fierce".

I'm going to fuck these perverted women, just play a psychic game, as for doing it so professionally. also took out a small white dish like a dipping dish and put it upside down in the center of the yellow paper, and the bottom of the dish was still

Wrote the word "underworld".

The reason why I am more nervous and scared than them is because I have seen them, and these beasts have never seen them, so how can I really provoke them.

Thick white candles are arranged according to the Big Dipper, and a bent cardboard is set up to keep the wind out. The yellow paper disc in the center is placed in place, and the four silly girls sit on the edge of the yellow paper in the southeast, northwest, and northwest directions, while the monkey and the fat man stand on the periphery.

I watched a few crazy people doing all this on a stone bench ten meters away from them, and suddenly I felt quite lonely, fuck, I won't go over to kill me, these big **!

Looking at the time, several people talked to each other. The four chicks each picked up a piece of twig and pressed it together in the depression of the base of the saucer and tried the length, everything was ready to stop, and the ceremony of inviting immortals was about to begin.

"I'm begging you one last time, don't do it, it's not interesting. "If it weren't for my brother's fear of going down the mountain alone, it would have flashed early.

"Viagra, if you are afraid, just watch from the side, don't delay everyone's time. The monkey said.

"Fuck, I'm scared! Don't fucking regret it. "I don't bother to pay attention to these grandchildren, it's going to rain, and the baby wants to invite ghosts, let them go."

Four crazy women sat cross-legged on the ground with branches in their hands, their arms stretched out and chanting words, and their voices sounded in my ears over and over again, "Respectfully Saucer Fairy, Respectfully Saucer Fairy...... ”

The monkey and the fat man sprinkled yellow and white money around the seven candles outside, and from time to time grabbed and scattered rice on the ground. I look at this formation, it's really like I'm watching the "God List".

On this silent mountainside, there is no wind at this time, and the surrounding area is black, only a stone archway standing on the mountain road, which is particularly striking and white in the moonlight, as if it is the last level leading to the cemetery area.

I looked at my phone and fuck it, no signal, 2 a.m.

I have heard people say before that the ghost fairy with a certain amount of mana will be invited out through the ritual, and the person who invites the immortal can ask a few questions, and the dish fairy will be answered according to the text symbol corresponding to the moving position of the disc cover.

When my brother went to school, it was rumored that the Disc Fairy was very effective, but more often it was a trick for men to deceive women. I didn't believe in this kind of fake trick that was widely popular and even popular abroad, but since I had that incident, now as long as I bring something about it, I'm a little sick.

Given what I know about Saucer Immortals, it's like a gamble. It's hard to distinguish between good and evil in the ghosts and immortals you invited, and people don't come up to do charity performances, they have to collect relevant remuneration. If you're done using it, cross the river and tear down the bridge, boy, you'll just wait and see.

In addition, the Saucer Fairy needs to use four women to complete the ceremony, the whole process is very weird, the four women close their eyes, grab the small stick with their hands and press it on the disc lid, and the Disc Fairy will start moving as soon as it arrives at the disc cover!

Often the four women with wooden sticks in their hands didn't realize that the disc lid under their hands was moving, and they couldn't open their eyes until the companions who cooperated with the records and collaborated on the periphery finally shouted to stop, and none of the four women in the whole ceremony could quit halfway, and violating any of the above would bring great disaster to the entire immortal team.

The monkey and the fat man also exchanged lewd glances with each other when the four girls invited the dish fairy like a mantra, they didn't believe in this set at all, and just waited for the play to lead the girl away, maybe this is one of the prices for a few girls to ask them to cooperate.

Niang Xipi, this cemetery is terrible quiet, and I don't know if there are people who guard the tomb, if only I could come out quickly to give my brother a courage. I think this atmosphere is very uncomfortable, the seven candles lit and the yellow and white paper all over the floor, my brother and I feel bad when I look at it.

This silence did not last for a moment, innocently, I saw a crooked wind blowing around the six of them, and I saw that the flames of the seven candles suddenly swayed and swayed, but they could not be extinguished, and the color of the flames was a little greenish.

I felt like the wind was blowing out of the ground, rolling up the paper money and some dust. Late at night in late summer, it suddenly looked like the climate of early winter, and I sighed, it turned out to be white, which only gave me goosebumps.

The monkey rubbed his eyes and suddenly felt a thrill. This skinny Erb, who looked scrawny from behind, greeted the fat man and pointed to the yellow paper, and said in a slightly distorted voice: "Saucer, Saucer Immortal has arrived, Saucer Immortal has arrived, there is a loss, there is a loss." ”

I don't know if this grandson is pretending to be cold or cold, and he is trembling. I looked in the direction of his finger, fuck, when did the dish cover run to the southernmost area of the yellow paper!Damn, this is a distance from the original center, it seems to have passed in one fell swoop, and looking at the four girls, there is no reaction at all.

The inscription in this area where the disc lid goes: "The disc fairy has arrived!".

Looking at the fat man again, this part that I thought was pure foreplay was a bit beyond his surprise. At this time, he was in the middle of the game, and he may have been photographed by the eerie atmosphere and the disc's lid that could be moved instantly. I saw that the hand holding the notebook was already trembling a little.

After hearing the monkey say "Saucer Fairy has arrived", the four chicks sat up obviously and stretched out their arms, as if to show respect for Saucer Fairy.

The girl named Le Er is the initiator of this ceremony, and it is also the mentor who guides everyone how to cooperate. ”

The other three girls didn't dare to open their eyes, but they all had serious expressions, and they didn't know if they were a little scared or pretending to be b.

I suddenly thought, how can this immortal know the future blessings and misfortunes of people? Why? By the way, from ancient times to the present, this fortune teller and feng shui has relied on what he has used to swagger and deceive everywhere and still be a believer.

The art of "Fu Zhan" has been passed down in China for 5,000 years, and it has been a means of communication between the ancients and the underworld since ancient times.

The saucer slowly returned to the center from the south, cruising for a moment in the most important areas of good luck and evil, and to the surprise of the meal, stopped between the good and bad and pressed against the edge of the two areas at the same time. Damn, this b immortal is really direct, mixed blessings and misfortunes, fuck me, I'll give you a dismount as soon as you come up.

Do you really think you're more predictable than the Earthquake Bureau? Fuck your "Diviner". you unlucky kids. Fuck this damn night and my own big stupid hat.

Hehe, but, in fact, compared to these unlucky children, I have a hard body.

Want to know why? haha.

The monkey felt like he had eaten, and his stool was dry and said, "Press, press Ji and press evil." ”

When a few chicks heard it, they seemed to know that this was the result, and Le'er, the crazy girl, said like a spokesperson for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs: "Life and death have a destiny and wealth in the sky, and I also ask the Saucer Immortal to guide the way and light the light for the disciples, and the disciples must respect the teacher, and are willing to burn incense for the immortal master and serve the work of dogs and horses." ”

Isn't it, how can the little girl in the post-80s say this kind of thing, how does it feel so funny, the little punk wearing black stockings and nine studs in one ear said what kind of respect, dog and horse work, I let your mother's dog stinky fart.

When a liar meets a liar, shamelessness meets shamelessness, just like a prodigal girl meets a prodigal man, and the dead wave dies (dead, dead).

The saucer hesitated for a moment, and the musicians and monkeys were waiting for the further action of the saucer fairy. I saw that the plate finally slowly moved to another position, which was the position of the word "Qi".

This means that the Diexian is about to start preaching and teaching to solve doubts.

As soon as I heard the monkey say, several chicks had happy faces. Holy shit, how can these girls liars be so bold. Hey, it's next, it's next. The front wave died on the beach.

"I'll ask Saucer Immortal first, I'll ask Saucer Immortal first. "Liz seems to be playing a game of intellectual rush.

"Diexian, Diexian, may I ask, do you think Brother Hui will come back to me, can we still be together? and Xiaoqiang, do you say he still loves me" Li closed her eyes and asked seriously.

I'll spray, if I'm a disc immortal, I'm really ruthless to give you one hundred and forty-seven big-eared brackets. I was still in love with me, I was still in love with the monkey, I was still discussing which hotel to go to in the arms of the fat man, and I was still talking to men from all walks of life on the phone, but I was thinking about Brother Hui and cockroaches, ** I thought I had three heads, six arms, eight breasts and ten mouths.

Seriously brain-dead super mentally retarded question, I took such a big risk to ask this? I really want to feed this girl a melamine, directly overtook her.

Besides, I can predict this kind of mentally retarded problem for her. It doesn't matter what Brother Hui or Xiaoqiang is, what kind of stuff is it. You're a chick in your early twenties, do you know what love is, if you did, you wouldn't ask this kind of rice bucket question at all, if you weren't sure who you loved, who the fuck would love you. Therefore, Brother Hui Xiaoqiang or something, hurry up and go wherever it is cool.

Sure enough, the dish stopped at the "no" position and stopped moving.

Damn, I'm going to change Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must ask for the lottery number for the next draw, and then double the vote for twenty or thirty bets. These dead children, I really hate iron and steel, and my teeth are itching.

Li's ** was hit, and she didn't gnaw again. Chang Qi continued to ask: "Sister Dixian, when will I get married, who is my husband, can you tell me his name?"

As soon as I heard it, it was like this again, hey....... It's really a lie to you that you didn't discuss, I just said that you didn't get married until you were twenty-nine years old, and your husband's name is Menglang, and I can also charge for it. Fucking.

Ironically, after the dish went around in a circle, it returned to the "no" position. Damn, cow! I refuse to answer the questions that I can't answer.

After this back and forth, the spirits of the monkey and the fat man gradually relaxed. Although the saucer would move strangely, there seemed to be no danger at the moment, so the two grandsons' faces relaxed again.

The monkey gloated a little and said, "The answer is no, move on to the next question." "Holy shit, the monkey made people laugh and cry. No.......

Two retarded questions and cold answers in a row made the girls silent for a while. The strength of their initial fantasy of love became extremely fragile under the blow of the Saucer Fairy, as if their feelings were worthless in real life.

I don't know if the girls are starting to doubt the abilities of this fairy, or if they are thinking about something else. Na hesitated for a while before asking her question: "May I ask Diexian, how is my deceased grandmother now, her name is xxx, and she died in xxxx year." ”

Although this question jumps out of love, it seems to be even more meaningless. Ay. Let's see how the disc fairy answers.

I wondered if I was going to check the life and death of the underworld, and the dish waited for half a minute before slowly starting to move, and stopped at several positions, and the number symbols and words connected were: "Ten, one, earth, hell". Perhaps the words and symbols on the yellow table paper are limited, and it is difficult for the expression ability of the saucer fairy.

The words together are "Eleven Hells". So Na's grandmother is in the Eleventh Hell, what is the Eleventh Hell, is it on the eleventh floor of the Difu Building?