Chapter 53: Push Me Down
At this time, the rain outside the window became heavier and heavier, and lightning began to strike. Suddenly, the house was completely out of power, it was pitch black, lightning flashed in the living room, and only Qiu Yue and Sun Yuxiao's miserable faces were shown to each other.
"Ahh
Sun Yuxiao's face suddenly turned pale with fright.
Qiu Yue was also scared enough, everyone was not a little defenseless, and suddenly the whole room fell into endless blackness.
"Qiu Yue, are you still you?" Sun Yuxiao said.
Qiu Yue was silent and did not speak.
Sun Yuxiao's face was so frightened that there were tears on her face, and Sun Yuxiao said with a crying voice: "You speak, is it you or not, you won't become a ghost!"
"I'm a ghost! I'm a ghost, I'm going to eat you!" Qiu Yue grinned and scared Sun Yuxiao.
I saw Sun Yuxiao turn around in fright and pick up a watermelon from the coffee table and smash it hard at Qiu Yue's head
"Well, pretending to be a ghost is a terrible thing," Qiu Yue said helplessly.
And Sun Yuxiao reacted that Qiu Yue was pretending to be a ghost, "Why didn't you scare me, if there was any dangerous goods on the coffee table just now, I would throw it at you directly, and if you said that you wanted your life, it would be over." ”
"Who knew that you were so ruthless! This is good, it rains heavily at night, flashes of lightning, and the power goes out, I think we don't ink here, hurry up and go to sleep, I'm sleepy too!" Qiu Yue said helplessly.
Qiu Yue stood up and walked into the bedroom, just sitting on the bed, Qiu Yue was about to light a cigarette, a dozen lighters, and a face was reflected on the opposite side in an instant, and Qiu Yue was so frightened that he took a step back, and then he reacted, and it was Sun Yuxiao on the other side!
"You want to scare me to death!!" Qiu Yue shouted helplessly!
Sun Yuxiao smiled and crashed into Qiu Yue's arms, and said excitedly: "I want to sleep with you!"
"Huh?" Qiu Yue was so shocked that he froze instantly, and said tremblingly: "You, what you said, is it true?"
Sun Yuxiao stared at her cute big eyes and said, "Of course it's true! People want to sleep with you, and people are afraid of thunder!"
"Well, as a policeman and a member of the Lei Xun team, are you actually afraid of thunder?
The faint fragrance on Sun Yuxiao's body filled Qiu Yue's snort, and the soft and tender skin on her body occasionally touched Qiu Yue's body, making Qiu Yue suddenly "chicken".
"Are people just scared!Are they just scared!" Sun Yuxiao leaned into Qiu Yue's arms with disgust, and gently stroked Qiu Yue's chest with her palm.
Qiu Yue smiled and said, "Then I don't guarantee that I will make mistakes later, maybe I will push some people down on the bed!"
Unexpectedly, after Qiu Yue finished saying Sun Yuxiao's words, Qiu Yue choked and almost vomited the contents of his stomach.
"Are you coming, you are coming, I am waiting for you, I will allow you to push me now, come on!" Sun Yuxiao shouted coquettishly, and her chest kept hitting Qiu Yue, the elastic and plump feeling made Qiu Yue's brain suddenly congested too much, so it caused her head to be a little numb.
Have you ever had such an experience, that is, you have always wanted to push down the first beautiful girl, and suddenly you are in the same room with you, of course you will be boiling, you think that she will never take the initiative to let you push her down, but she suddenly blinks her eyes and asks you to do it, what will you do when she is so active? Do you still dare to go up? Or do you still hold on?
Qiu Yue's heart said to push it, Lao Tzu is a dignified man of seven to eight feet, can you still be afraid that you will not be a weak woman, Lao Tzu's stick, should you be a vegetarian? Qiu Yue thought excitedly.
Suddenly, a handsome Qiuyue dressed in white appeared in Qiu Yue's head, with a fluorescent trap on his head, and a high imitation dog beating stick in his hand. The other is Akigoshi, who is dressed in black and cold, with red contact lenses, dyed black-red hair, and a black, moldy pickaxe in his hand. The two villains stood facing each other, glaring at each other.
"Push her down! Push her down! If a man doesn't push her, he's not a hero! It's useless to become an immortal!" the little man in black shouted angrily.
Just after shouting, the little man with a white circle with a white circle of fluorescent circles shouted excitedly: "What kind of theory do you have, isn't a man a hero if he doesn't push a woman? Defeat the enemy and do things for the country, he is still a hot-blooded man! The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband." If you only care about women, you are stupid to do anything!"
"You're the bullshit, we should push down a pretty woman as soon as we see her, or we'll be a wreck!"
Another little man in white shouted angrily: "Waste your sister! Qiu Yue, who only cares about pushing women, is not a good man, a good man should push down those women who you are willing to do, not that Qiu Yue is ambiguous now, is it true that people really let him push it, you are so blind that Qiu Yue is pushing Sun Yuxiao, do you want him to know the way?"
"You actually, say that I am harming him, men should treat women as playthings, and when it is time to play, they should rush up and take out the man's angry birds!" The red contact lenses of the little man in black were almost glared out with excitement.
The tall imitation dog-beating stick in the hand of the white villain also kept tapping on the ground next to it, as if it was provoking the black villain.
"Since we don't accept each other, let's have a contest! Whoever wins, Qiu Yue will listen to whom! Come on!" said the villain in black.
The little white man smiled and said, "Okay, come on, whoever is afraid of whom! I won't believe it, I won't be able to kill you!"
So the little black man jumped up, raised his moldy pickaxe, and smashed it at the little white man. The little white man is not a vegetarian either, and raises a high imitation dog stick to bravely meet the enemy's attack.
So the two little people in Qiu Yue's mind started a battle in Qiu Yue's mind that lasted for ten minutes, and what was the result of the battle? Of course, the white villain no, of course, the white villain and the black villain all fell heroically.
Qiu Yue looked at Sun Yuxiao embarrassedly and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, go back to sleep quickly!"
"Eh, no, I don't, I want to sleep with you!" Sun Yuxiao coquettishly hugged Qiu Yue's arm tighter, and Qiu Yue was suddenly helpless.
Although Qiu Yue's hand strength is also very strong, this time he is really a chess opponent, but he can't break free from Sun Yuxiao's arm.
The two of them broke free for a long time, and Qiu Yue finally broke free, "Sun Yuxiao, what are you going to do!"
As soon as Qiu Yue finished speaking, there was a thunderbolt outside the window, and the room he was looking for was as bright as darkness, Sun Yuxiao pounced, got into Qiu Yue's arms and never went out again.