Chapter 245: Duan Xing, Grandma Tong's Son?
The girl touched it and said, "Menglang, Menglang, my good Menglang, what do you call me?"
Duan Xing originally wanted to call "Aunt Meng" directly, but after thinking about it again, it was the same as the original book, and it was meaningless. It's not tightly entangled, and I don't know what to call it for a while.
Naming is not Duan Xing's strong point, looking at the affectionate appearance of the beautiful woman in his arms, Duan Xing had a flash of inspiration, and opened his mouth to shout: "Meng Ji." You're my dream hime."
The girl clapped her hands and laughed: "Okay, you are my Menglang, I am your Mengji." Such a sweet dream, we will do it for the rest of our lives, and I really hope that we will never wake up. "Speaking of love, the girl is immersed in a sweet dream, I really don't know if it's really an illusion?
Seeing that the girl was happy, Duan Xing was also happy, stretched out his hand to grab the woman's soft twing, and pressed it to his lower body.
When the girl Rou Yi followed Duan Xing's guidance and held Duan Xing's hideous lower body, Duan Xing exhaled comfortably. Although it was dark, you could see the girl's blushing face.
The girl rubbed Duan Xing's little brother jerkyly, and said, "Menglang, you have loved me so much these days, and I am infinitely happy in my heart, but this is just ...... You make me ...... What am I holding?"
Duan Xing smiled slightly and said, "A treasure, the number of which is one, can be expanded and contracted freely." Born in the mother's womb and died in ancient times. It has always been a thing for beautiful women, and women have competed for food since ancient times. Duan Xingwen replied vaguely.
The girl couldn't understand, she couldn't see Duan Xing, but she also stared at the direction of Duan Xing's face with wide eyes.
Seeing that the girl still didn't understand, Duan Xing could only say more bluntly, "What is its color? What is its quality? What is the taste? What is the state of the eternal turtle. When moving, it flies like a cunning rabbit. When still, it is like a section of dried ginger. â
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On the morning of the fourth day, Duan Xing looked back on the three nights of madness, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "Hey, just three inches of land, heroes and heroes bend their waists for it, drunken people die for it, hooligans and villains take risks for it, literati and artists are excited about it, how many masterpieces are born because of it, and how many fresh lives are died because of it......"
It just so happened that Grandma Tong went outside to touch some food and came back. Hear the words. Suddenly burst into laughter, and said: "Good man, you are cheap and good, you are really not much different from those righteous people who are different from the outside." It's really condescending not to be a monk in Shaolin. â
Duan Xing said modestly: "My nephew still wants to struggle more in the red world. The Buddha said, 'I don't go to hell.' Who goes to hell. Let the master and nephew survive in the mortal world, give up their own bodies, and redeem those who are trapped in the six realms of reincarnation. â
Listen to Duan Xing's words. Grandma Tong immediately became interested, put the things in her hand on the ground, grabbed a crane Yun sucked blood, and said vaguely: "Tell grandma, how do you redeem others?"
Duan Xing sat down and said with a solemn expression: "If it is a woman, the master and nephew should be physically lĂŹ walking, teaching and solving doubts, so that her body is happy and her spirit is sublimated." If it is a man, the master and nephew should be able to collect those under his command, and those who resist will be killed. If he is reduced to a beast, his master and nephew will send the chef to cook and fry him, and make it into a delicacy, so that he can ascend to bliss as soon as possible, and he will not be in vain in this life. â
"Poof!" Grandma Tong squirted out the half-absorbed blood of the crane, and laughed out loud without an image.
After laughing for a while, Grandma Tong looked Duan Xing up and down with extremely appreciative eyes, and said, "Okay! It's just that it's too shameless, I really don't know how Wuyazi accepted you as an apprentice. But it's good that shameless people can live longer in this world. â
Looking up and down again at Duan Xing, who had a compassionate look on his face, Grandma Tong scolded: "Okay, stinky boy, don't continue to pretend in front of Grandma Tong." Wait for this matter, grandma will pass on the 'Eight Desolations and Six Combinations' to you, and then you kid will go as far as you want, go to the scourge of the martial arts. â
"Haha, my uncle still understands me. Do you want to beat your back, or do you want your nephew to rub your legs for you, and it's ......" Duan Xing immediately got busy and said close to Grandma Tong.
Grandma Tong said with satisfaction: "Serve Grandma well, there are benefits for you as a kid." It's just that my 'Eight Desolations and Six Combinations' will be practiced in a few days, and these days are critical moments, and I can't relax for a minute, and I can't even go out to get food. You'll have to keep getting all the live animals and cooked food. As for that beautiful girl, don't even think about watching it again these days, wait until grandma is done. â
"Okay, uncle!"
For a few days, Grandma Tong practiced every day, almost ignoring the outside world. Duan Xing was not idle, he got some fresh blood and things every day, and continued to practice the two kung fu of "Tianshan Six Yang Palms" and "Tianshan Folding Plum Hands" the rest of the time.
On this day, Grandma Tong slowly got up. Duan Xing was about to step forward to talk, but when he saw Grandma Tong, he sighed and said, "Tomorrow at noon, my magic skills will be completed." When I finish the work, there are a lot of troubles, and the danger is incomparable, and today I want to settle down and meditate, so don't talk to me again, so as not to mess with my heart. â
Duan Xingying said: "Yes." I thought, "The days go by so fast, and before I know it, three full months have passed." â
At this moment, I suddenly heard a whisper like a mosquito chirping in my ears: "Senior sister, senior sister, where are you hiding? Little sister misses you so much, why did you go to your sister's house but not come out to see each other? Isn't that too much to see?"
The voice was very soft, but every word was heard very clearly. But who is not Li Qiushui?
Duan Xing now has the "Six Veins Divine Sword" in the distance, and the "Tianshan Six Yang Palm" and "Tianshan Folding Plum Hand" in close quarters, if it weren't for the fear that the hole cards would be known by Grandma Tong, and then use the "Northern Shengong" and "Dou Zhuan Star Shift", Duan Xing is completely confident that he can level Li Qiushui alone.
"I have a gun in my hand, and I don't panic in my heart. Duan Xing was a peerless student, and when he heard Li Qiushui's voice at this time, he was a little eager to try it in his heart, and wanted to go out and kill the other party. It's just that because Grandma Tong is here, I can't help but accept my belligerent thoughts and raise my eyes to look at Grandma Tong.
Grandma Tong snorted coldly and said, "Although she knows that I have entered the palace, she doesn't know where I am hiding. There were thousands of houses in the palace, and she searched them one by one. Ten days and a half months, you may not be able to search here. I'm still the last bit of fire, and by noon tomorrow, I'm going to do away with this slut with my own hands. Let you help me sweep the formation, just in case this slut can't beat me and run. For many years, this slut has used this trick every time, but if I want to catch up, I sent her minions to entangle my grandmother, and I fled. If it weren't for that, Grandma would have allowed her to live until now. â
Grandma Tong spoke between words. Gnash one's teeth. The monstrous hatred in my heart can be seen.
It's been more than three months, and it's not bad for half a day, since Grandma Tong has a heart, Duan Xing simply closed his eyes. Keep up the hard work.
Sure enough, I heard Li Qiushui's voice gradually moving away. Finally, there was no sound. But less than half an hour passed. Li Qiushui's soft voice came into the ice cellar again: "Good sister, do you remember Senior Brother Wuyazi? He is in the Little Sister Palace at this moment, waiting for you to come out." There are a few important words to say to you. â
Li Qiushui's endless various transmissions made Duan Xing unable to calm down and cultivate, so he opened his eyes helplessly, and said in a low voice: "Master, his old man has long since passed away, so don't fall for her." â
Grandma Tong said, "Let's just shout here, and she can't hear it." She's using the 'Transmission of Sound Soul Searching Dafa' to force me out. She mentioned Wuyazi or something, just to disturb my mind, how could I fall for her?"
But Li Qiushui's talk was endless, hour after hour, one moment recalling the situation when the former classmate was learning art, and the other time saying how Wu Yazi loved her unforgettable, and then scolded Grandma Tong as the world's most lewd and vicious, spicy and shameless woman, and said that those were all the words that Wu Yazi scolded her behind her back.
Duan Xing listened to it interestingly at first, but he felt that the fact that Li Qiushui arranged nonsense was superior to others. It's just that after listening too much, my mood begins to be irritable and abnormal, and I can't help but silently recite the "Pure Heart Formula" to keep my heart silent.
Grandma Tong watched in surprise as Duan Xing went from irritability to concentration, and couldn't help asking, "Apprentice, what kind of concentration kung fu you have practiced here is much stronger than the concentration of my free sect." â
Duan Xingxin said: "It's a lot stronger, the Xiaoyao faction doesn't have the centering exercise at all, it's not the method of killing people and controlling people, or all kinds of miscellaneous studies such as qin, chess, calligraphy and painting to cultivate sentiment." He said: "This is a meditation technique that my nephew learned in Tianlong Temple. â
"The monks' skills are good. After Grandma Tong finished speaking, she nodded, bit off the head and neck of a white crane, sucked the crane's blood, and sat cross-legged. Start the last meditation practice.
Duan Xing could only hear Li Qiushui's words getting worse and worse, presumably she calculated the right time, and today noon was the critical moment of life and death for her senior sisters. It's just that he silently recited the "Clear Heart Formula" in his heart, and Li Qiushui's words really went in the left ear and out of the right ear, which didn't affect Duan Xing's mind at all.
Suddenly, Li Qiushui's voice became extremely gentle, and said: "Good senior brother, you hug me, well, hmm, hmm, hug me tighter, you kiss me, kiss me here." â
Duan Xing was taken aback, and said secretly: "It's not good, Grandma Tong is afraid that she will be tricked." â
Sure enough, I only heard Grandma Tong "snort" and scolded angrily: "Thief slut!" Grandma Tong was at the critical juncture of practicing at this time, and suddenly distracted and scolded angrily, it was extremely dangerous, if one was wrong, it would go mad and break the meridians of the whole body.
But I heard Li Qiushui's soft words keep coming, all of which were words of love with Wuyazi. The language is extremely obscene, even Duan Xing, who has already been crawling and rolling in the women's pile, can't help but feel happy when he listens, the blood flows all over his body, and his skin is hot. Hurriedly recited the "Pure Heart Formula" in his heart and suppressed the evil thoughts.
But hearing Grandma Tong's panting, she scolded: "Thief slut, junior brother has never really liked you, you shamelessly seduce him so shamelessly!"
Duan Xing's heart sank more and more, knowing that he could no longer persuade Grandma Tong at this time. Women, especially women who have a heart to belong to. But when it comes to the other party's sweetheart, it is difficult to be calm and rational in any case.
I heard Grandma Tong scold again: "Shameless slut, if he is sincere to you, why did Baba let his only disciple catch up with the Ethereal Peak before he died, and recognized me as a teacher." To tell you the truth, this apprentice is actually my child with him, and in a fit of rage, I ran to Drum Mountain and threw the child to him. His name is Wuyun, and he takes the first letter of his name and the last word of my name......" (to be continued......