Chapter 213 Life Must Be Happy (Three Watches Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Guanyin is not Sun Xiaokong's opponent.
There is no opponent on the westbound road, what is that concept?
To put it simply, the difficulty of learning from the scriptures is infinitely magnified.
Not only is it infinitely magnified, but no one dares to make a catastrophe for Tang Sanzang.
Who goes?
I can't even beat the special Guanyin, and sending my pet over is not looking for death?
The most important thing is that Sun Xiaokong is the king of porcelain.
It is a trivial matter for a pet to be killed, and it is guaranteed that it will be ruined by the other party.
Of course, Rulai still doesn't know that Lao Jun and the Jade Emperor are more ruthless than Bodhi.
"By the way, when are you going to teach him that gasification Sanqing?"
"Also, how are you going to guide him?" the Jade Emperor asked, looking at Lao Jun.
Lao Jun thought for a while and said, "Take your time, it is not a matter of a day or two to break through the Great Luo Golden Immortal, and these things will not be taught until he stabilizes his cultivation." ”
The Jade Emperor listened to Lao Jun's words, nodded, and was also very looking forward to it.
"Sir, Your Majesty, I have a question. The silver horn on the side spoke.
"What's the doubt?" Lao Jun said with some doubts.
"Master, that's the case, if Sun Xiaokong becomes so powerful, what if he doesn't do it?"
"In other words, what if he learns the supernatural powers and becomes powerful, what if he finishes fighting Lingshan and runs back to fight Heavenly Court?"
The Jade Emperor but Lao Jun was also a little stunned for a while, but they never thought about it.
After all, during this time, Sun Xiaokong has been working against Lingshan, and they have forgotten about their side, and they will also be implicated when the time comes.
"It's okay, it's a big deal to let him make a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace again. The Jade Emperor said with an indifferent face.
Lao Jun also nodded and said, "Yes, Heavenly Court is fine." ”
After all, the foundation of Heavenly Court is thick, even if Sun Xiaokong is powerful, he is not afraid of being overthrown by Sun Xiaokong.
On the other side of the conversation, Sun Xiaokong.
At this time, Sun Xiaokong was very happy, and specially prepared a banquet for Monk Sha.
Fairy food, royal wine, peach, golden pill...
At a lawn, several masters and apprentices sat together, and Sun Xiaokong said: "Welcome Lao Sha to join today, everyone eat and drink well." ”
Originally, Zhu Bajie was going to ask if he had his own two gold pills for the occupation fee.
Now it's okay.
This peach feast is absolutely amazing.
The Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster were also flattered, this peach banquet not only had the share of the little white dragon, but also theirs.
That's great.
After all, Dangrulai's pet can't mix with this food.
The master and apprentice ate very happily, and Sun Xiaokong proposed: "That little black, go." ”
"Dance with the tricks I taught you. ”
When the black bear spirit heard this, he nodded violently and took a big sip of imperial wine and said, "Okay Great Sage, look, I will dance the spiciest dance of our Black Wind Mountain for you." ”
After speaking, the black bear spirit ran to a clearing not far away, and turned into a *** without clothes.
Then he picked up his previous clothes on the ground and began to twist them.
BGM: *** Opening Song!
(When the author and a group of readers saw this, they habitually dragged some toilet paper...) )
This guy, the Yellow Wind Monster and the Sand Monk were stunned, and they still had this operation?
On the top of several people's heads, Guanyin and Manjushri were also embarrassed.
Xin said: "Mom, you are a disciple of Buddhism!"
"What the hell is this about?"
The most hateful thing is that this black bear spirit has become a woman, a childlike giant deer, and she is so sexy and beautiful.
Sun Xiaokong drank wine while admiring the sexy dance of the black bear spirit.
Although Tang Sanzang didn't look at it openly, he secretly glanced at it while eating peaches.
Aiming and aiming, Tang Sanzang suddenly thought, no, Buddhism is not close to women, but this is a black bear spirit.
This is not a woman, it's a big man, why can't you watch it?
Simply, Tang Sanzang was also eating peaches and looked at it generously.
Tushi Palace.
The Jade Emperor and Lao Jun were also drinking tea, and said with an appreciative expression: "Lao Jun, how long do you say the canopy can last?"
Lao Jun pondered for a moment and replied, "It won't be more than five breaths..."
The two of them just talked about this...
Below, I saw Zhu Bajie sitting next to Monk Sha, and couldn't help but "vomit" directly... "Vomit incessantly.
"Hey, the amount of alcohol that Second Senior Brother is too small, right?"
"How much did I drink, and I vomited like this. ”
Monk Sha muttered while patting Zhu Bajie's back.
"It's a pity, the residue of this Pan Tao Jindan has been spit out, it's a pity. The Yellow Wind Monster shook his head and muttered.
In other words, Zhu Bajie is too difficult.
From the black bear spirit to the transformation, Zhu Bajie remembered what happened to him.
I just want to throw up...
But Bajie endured it, this is a peach banquet, and the wine is drunk, can you vomit?
However, in the end, he couldn't hold back, although Zhu Bajie closed his eyes, the picture in his mind was always lingering.
"Brother Monkey, good brother, can... Can you make him stop?" Zhu Bajie really couldn't stand it.
"Stop and jump for you?"
"Hey... Yes, Xiao Hei will come back quickly and change the eight precepts to dance for a while. Sun Xiaokong was also happy.
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, thought about it, and said in his heart: "It's okay to jump by yourself, it's better to jump by yourself than the rabbit cub of the black bear spirit..."
"At least I don't have to throw up when I jump by myself. ”
Thinking about it, Zhu Bajie went up and danced.
The large tonnage of more than 200 catties, the big buttocks twisted and twisted...
BGM:857... 857...
The picture is unsightly.
Burst......
This time, Zhu Bajie didn't vomit, and Sun Xiaokong and a few people drank wine and began to spray.
"Come on, come back, let's stop dancing. ”
"Xiao Hei is dancing to the fullest, and you are dancing to urge..."
Sun Xiaokong was also speechless.
There is a saying that life must be happy.
The master and apprentice had a very good time, and after eating and drinking, they fell asleep directly on the spot.
On the other side, Guanyin also worked with Manjushri to arrange a new catastrophe for Sun Xiaokong and a few others.
Although the catastrophe of the Yellow Wind Monster was not completed, the arrangements that should be made in the future must continue to be arranged.
This calamity is the Four Saints testing the Zen mind.
Although Guanyin was very unhappy with this Zen test at this time, there was no way.
No, Guanyin also found a heavyweight old drama bone, Li Shan's old mother.
It stands to reason that this old mother of Li Shan should have appeared a long time ago, but the catastrophe of the Yellow Wind Monster was broken by Sun Xiaokong.
Therefore, the role of Li Shan's mother was not arranged at all.
This time, Li Shan's mother directly took on the next heavyweight role, an elderly mother.
And Manjushri is the eldest daughter who acts as Li Shan's old mother - Zhenzhen.
Fuxian is the second daughter of Li Shan's mother - Aiai.
In the end, Guanyin is the third daughter - mercy.
Originally, Guanyin was going to play the eldest daughter, but Guanyin thought that playing the third daughter, the sixteen-year-old pity, must be very in line with Sun Xiaokong's taste.