Chapter 68: Don't eat this
Just when Liu Xiaoguang cried, he broke away from the earth, an unknowable place outside the sky. Looking up, the stars are thousands of miles away, and it is awe-inspiring.
This place is a large island suspended in the sky, there is a palace in the auspicious clouds, revealing a glazed tile roof, the palace is in groups, and the golden glazed tiles still shine dazzlingly under the starlight. The classical and elegant Chinese pavilion is surrounded by a pool of spring water, duckweed is all over the ground, green and clear. Looking closely, there are two dragons coiled on the cornice, with golden scales and golden armor, as if they will soar away in the next moment.
On the tall building, the black and white chess pieces on the Go board are criss-crossed, the two big dragons are in a life-and-death game, the difference is divided into two potentials, and Xuan Su leads the two lines, it seems that it is the situation of separating the winner and the loser.
There was one person sitting on each side of the chessboard, all of them looking like ordinary old men, but one of them had a pale green complexion and didn't look like a human race.
Holding a son in his hand, the man with pale green skin suddenly said: "A game of chess has been played for more than 100 years, you and I have waited for more than 100 years, the first genius of atmospheric luck has come to the world, and it seems that today's chessboard has also come to fruition." ”
After saying this, the white-faced bearded old man on the opposite side shook his head and said, "Although a genius is born to know, he is also a god of killing." The white bones of thousands of miles have not been transformed for thousands of years. If it was okay elsewhere, but he was born in the Divine Prefecture, the center of the Three Thousand Generations of Lu Realm, in such a dangerous place, this genius may die young. ”
"Not necessarily, the land of Shenzhou is the center, and the Terran monks are the most affected by the end of the law, how can they have time to take care of just one evil ghost. Even if the end of the law is terminated after more than a hundred years, with the talent he was born with, he will not be able to soar to the sky with the land of Shenzhou alone. ”
The green-skinned old man disagreed, and then said: "There is another person who is not a rootless person, he is a son of the underworld, and he catches up with the bald donkey of the Buddhist family who does not know whether he is alive or dead to instill the Dharma in him. can not only be the leader of the ghost clan, but also be the king of Buddhism. My demon clan has not yet had a genius come into the world, and it seems that the end of the Dharma era will inevitably lead to disputes between the ghost clan and Buddhism. ”
The white-faced bearded old man smiled slightly, "You are not a great sage. I'm not a golden immortal. Recently, I learned a sentence, if you sell inferior pills, why bother to help Heavenly Court worry about big things, play chess, play chess. ”
This talk is also spoken in other unknowable places, but in a different way.
At this time, Wang Zhuo really wanted to kick Liu Xiaoguang away, MLGBD's bald head was so disgusting, his snot was about to get on his pants, and he reached out to pull Liu Xiaoguang away, "What are you playing?" I'm going to get you?"
Liu Xiaoguang's body twitched, and his heart said I never told you, I was killing people to avoid trouble, right? But where can he take care of this now, his teeth trembled and said: "Zhuo Ye, although Xiaoguang has killed people, but that person is also a donkey, horse and egg with a human life in his hands, I have done a lot of bad things in my life, but I really don't have anything to hurt the heavens and reason." I just ask Zhuo Ye to see that Xiaoguang will come and save my life!"
"Tsk. What the hell is going on?"
After Liu Xiaoguang finished his nightmare, Wang Zhuo deliberately smiled: "I heard my sister-in-law say that Shen Huanhuan disappeared the day before yesterday and has not seen anyone until now." There is no body to be seen. Brother Guang, it won't have anything to do with you, right?"
Just that stinky old lady with a freckled face and skin that is not as good as mine, I won't give me money! Liu Xiaoguang hurriedly shook his head. "Zhuo Ye, don't tease me!" After that, he told the little apprentice about the video just now.
Wang Zhuo listened. The smile froze.
Yesterday, after he went into the bun shop to resign Liu Jing, he came out and found that the car was passive, but his divine sense did not find that anyone or a ghost was approaching. At that time, he didn't think about it deeply, he just thought that Shen Huanhuan had some talent and supernatural power that could avoid his divine sense.
But now that he learned that the camera in the car could record Shen Huanhuan's virtual image, and there was an extra baby in the car, Wang Zhuo couldn't help but get up and say, "Let's go, go over and have a look." ”
When the two came to the repair workshop, the car window had been pried open by the car repairer with tools, and the little apprentice who had been in the car was pale, sitting on the ground and looking at the car with blank eyes.
Wang Zhuo was about to get into the car, and suddenly covered his nose, the car was so stinky that he almost didn't vomit. Liu Xiaoguang sneered and said: "The video was seen by this kid first, the psychological quality is too poor to scare the pee, Zhuo Ye, don't be angry, when the time comes, replace the saddle and cushion for you with new ones." ”
Wang Zhuo couldn't get angry at this little thing, but just said, "Apart from you and him, who else has watched the video?"
The others shook their heads, and the car repairman smiled honestly, revealing his mouth full of big yellow teeth and said, "We are all old, and we can't stand to be frightened." Besides, this thing is quite mysterious, if something more mysterious, then it's not peeing pants, it's a dead egg. ”
I said, why do you have so many witty words!MLGBD Guangye will fire you first even if he hangs up!
Liu Xiaoguang burst into tears, squatting on the ground and in a daze with the little apprentice.
Wang Zhuo's consciousness was released, and he didn't find anything abnormal here, so he said to everyone: "Dry the taste first, and I'll watch the video later." Brother Xiaoguang and this brother stay, and you go out. ”
Everyone walked out of the repair workshop according to their words, and the master also closed the iron door intimately.
While smoking a cigarette, Wang Zhuo released his true qi to circulate the air in the Land Cruiser several times, until there was no longer much smell of urine and, and then Wang Zhuo got into the car and called up the video.
At that time, Shen Huanhuan made Liu Jing fall into a hallucination through a thin line around the back of Liu Jing's head, and there were no ghosts in the car. What kind of camera can I capture it?
Soon after Wang Zhuo and Liu Jing got out of the car, the strange baby appeared.
The baby is a small bald head, white and fat, and there is nothing intimidating, on the contrary, the eyebrows are very long, which can reach the temples, and the eyebrows are kind and smile before speaking. If he hadn't suddenly appeared on camera without warning, others might have thought he was the reincarnation of Maitreya.
I saw the little fat man patting in the car, and then saw the camera, but he didn't tear off his face like Liu Xiaoguang said just now, but looked at the camera with a cold face, as if he could see Wang Zhuo through the camera, "You killed my mother?"
I've got a grass!
The car door was not closed, and Liu Xiaoguang and the junior apprentice, who were squatting outside, were shocked, and looked at Wang Zhuo with complicated eyes.
Wang Zhuo's eyes flashed with coldness, but he smiled and said, "Your mother's surname?"
The baby said gloomily: "Although she is just a mortal, but after all, it is not easy to conceive me, I will avenge her today and kill your whole family!"
"Tsk, what's the situation of the ghosts now, no matter how old they are, they have such strong courage and confidence. Wang Zhuo said, but he took the initiative to contact the Nine Turns Demon Pill and the Black Dragon Head.
The Nine Turns Demon Pill has been immersed in Wang Zhuo's soul sea, and he doesn't pay attention to Wang Zhuo's call. And the black dragon's head popped out half of his eyes in Wang Zhuo's shirt, releasing a black mist that even the strange baby couldn't see and instantly shrouded a radius of thousands of miles, but there was still no gain. Then the black dragon felt embarrassed, put his divine sense to the maximum, and covered the earth, including the moon and Mars.
When Wang Zhuo said the last word, the black dragon's eyes lit up, and he shared the position of the strange baby with Wang Zhuo.
Wang Zhuo was extremely helpless in his heart, only to see that the strange baby had run out of China, and was sitting on the shoulder of a huge statue at this time. The giant statue holds a torch in its hand and is held high in the air, looking straight ahead in a graceful posture.
It looks very familiar.,It appeared in cartoons when I was a child.。 Wang Zhuo told the black dragon that in the future, as long as the dead child appeared by his side, he would tell him that the black dragon would naturally not allow it.
At this time, I only heard the strange baby giggle and said, "I have no faith, you will naturally see it when I kill you tonight." ”
You can starve to death without bragging, right?
Wang Zhuo's face was complicated and said: "Indeed, you have worked too hard, running from the United States to China, and you still have to kill people and set fires, is it enough for one day? It is better to wait for tomorrow." ”
The strange baby was stunned, hurriedly looked around, and heard Wang Zhuo Ha Da Lu laugh and said: "Don't look at it, if your grandfather was next to you, he would have reached out to kill you a long time ago, and let you chirp crookedly next to me?"
"Count you ruthless!" the strange baby turned pale, and after a while, he suddenly cut off the thin line between him and the camera in the car.
After Wang Zhuo left yesterday, he made Wang Zhuo's car his hands and feet, he was born to know the ghost clan, and he was born to master the magic of the ghost clan. was instilled with Buddhism by Wu Hualong, and having a Buddha relationship is the icing on the cake. In fact, even if there is no Wu Hualong, Shen Huanhuan will die because of dystocia, but Wu Hualong's appearance is enough to see that this son is very blessed.
He originally thought that Wang Zhuo was just an ordinary monk, and after doing his hands and feet in Wang Zhuo's car, he saw that Wang Zhuo was not fooled, and then wanted to solve it in the bus, but at this time, there was a sudden breath of killing immortals and slaughtering gods from a distance, and the strange baby looked back and saw that the breath came from a flying golden scissors, and it seemed that the target was himself. The strange baby was scared and cried, and the fart and urine ran out of thousands of miles in an instant, but the breath was still hanging far behind him.
At this time, it happened that there were planes passing in the sky, and the strange baby said that he didn't expect that even in the era of the end of the law, the land of Shenzhou was still crouching tiger, hidden dragon, since I was running, it was better to run farther!
So he attached himself to the plane and went directly to the United States on the other side of the world.
When he had just played around New York, USA, and by the way, he saw if there were any monks here, and he sensed that the player in the car had been turned on.
I can't say that I came out to intimidate Wang Zhuo, as for going back to take revenge, forget it, that golden scissors are too terrible.
It's no wonder that the baby never expected Wang Zhuo to be so powerful, and he didn't know what method he used, but he could sense where he was, and he didn't notice it at all!
Count, you're all awesome, I can't mess with it now, right?
The strange baby was excited, touched the titty of the Goddess of Liberty, and was about to fly down to find someone to absorb her essence and soul, when Wang Zhuo's voice came from his ears!
"Little ghost, grandpa doesn't have time to take care of you now, you can enjoy it in that dire capitalist country, if you dare to come back, prepare the coffin first... Well, let's buy a ticket to the underworld first. ”
The strange baby stood in place and didn't dare to move, until Wang Zhuo's voice disappeared, and the strange baby looked around like crazy. After a long time, I sighed, and said in my heart, MLGBD, dare to pretend to be a ghost and scare me, I'm a fucking ghost, will I eat you?" (To be continued......)