Just when Liu Xu and his father Liu Biao were standing on the city tower chatting, and when the robber soldiers next to them were deeply moved by their father-son relationship, there was a sudden surprised soft "huh", and then the owner of the soft voice was heard to say: "Uncle Liu is also there?"

The two people who were chatting immediately turned their heads to look at the visitor, only to hear Liu Biao say, "It turned out to be Xiaoxian, why did you come? Hurry up and come and drink two bowls with Uncle Liu."

After Liu Biao finished speaking, he didn't forget to pat the wine jar in his hand.

And the little immortal in Liu Biao's mouth is Jia Banxian;

When Jia Banxian heard Liu Biao call himself Xiaoxian, he saw that his face turned red, and after turning his head to look at the woman who came with him next to him, he hurriedly said to Liu Biao in embarrassment: "That Uncle Liu, can you stop calling me Xiaoxian in the future?" After all, I am not a girl; ”

When Liu Biao heard this, he immediately opened his mouth and said: "What does it have to do with whether I call you Xiaoxian or not? What do you call Xiaoxian if you don't call you? Call you Daxian? Or is it an old immortal? If you want to blame, blame your father Jia Datou, who gave you the name he gave you; what is not good to give you a half-immortal, do you hear this name? Only this tasteless guy gives you such a name, it is better to call you a half-immortal, Xiaoxian, do you say?"

After finishing speaking, he pointed to Liu Xu on the side and said: "You see what I gave my son, how poetic; Liu Xu's homonym is catkins, just like the catkins in spring, the name Tut-tut is obtained...... Just two words...... Beautiful"

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Jia Banxian was speechless when he heard this, turned his head to look at Liu Xu who was being proud, and after cutting it, he immediately said to Liu Biao: "That Uncle Liu, don't brag about Liu Xu, you see that his chin is about to rise to the sky;

When Liu Biao heard this, he said with a smile on his face: "Wouldn't it have been like this earlier, why did you waste so much effort on it just now?"

I saw that Liu Biao waved to Jia Banxian after finishing speaking, and said, "Come on, Xiaoxian, Uncle Liu has good wine here,"

I saw that after he finished speaking, he patted the wine in his other hand with his hand.

Seeing this scene, Jia Banxian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately ran to Liu Biao and said embarrassedly: "Uncle Liu, I will drink the wine later, little nephew, I have a question about men and now I want to ask you, I don't know if it is inconvenient for you to be old now?"

When Liu Biao heard this, he immediately looked at Xiaoxian's face, and his eyes couldn't help but sweep down; then he looked at the woman who came with him, and seemed to understand something; he immediately nodded and said: "Xiaoxian has nothing to say about being a man, just ask, Uncle Liu, I know everything, and I can't say anything; if it's troublesome to find a place, let's talk about it here."

But when Liu Biao said it, he laughed in his heart and said, "Boy, look at Uncle Liu, I won't let you make a fool of yourself in front of everyone, hehehe"

Hearing Liu Biao's full promise, Jia Banxian immediately said embarrassedly: "Does Uncle Liu really want to say it here?"

Liu Biao immediately laughed when he heard this, his face was full of sunshine, and his heart was full of flowers, and then he only heard him say to Jia Banxian: "Yes, you must have a manly spirit, puff up your chest, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, you just say it here."

Then I saw that after Liu Biao finished speaking, he looked at Jia Banxian with a smile on his face, and slapped him twice on the shoulder to show encouragement.

Jia Banxian looked at Liu Biao's smile on his face, and then said embarrassedly: "Uncle Liu, there are a lot of people here, how embarrassing do you think this is?"

Liu Biao immediately said: "It's all my own people here, what's not to say;"

Who knew that when Liu Biao finished speaking, he immediately asked the thieves around him, "Did everyone say yes?"

Everyone will understand, and there is a great joy in their hearts, if you can see Jia Banxian making a fool of yourself today, such an opportunity is rare, how can you miss the opportunity, and suddenly shouted in unison: "Yes, yes, yes is here, then don't go." ”

After speaking, he shouted at Jia Banxian and said: "Xiao Jia, everyone is brothers, what is there to be embarrassed to say, you can rest assured, the brothers will keep it secret for you." ”

When Jia Banxian saw everyone's reaction, he immediately understood, Uncle Liu wanted to see himself ugly, and then saw everyone's enthusiastic expressions, and immediately hung embarrassment on his face, but he smiled in his heart, obviously looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme;

And Liu Xu, who knew him best standing aside, saw Jia Banxian clear his throat there, and quickly came to Liu Biao's face, and was about to ask; Liu Xu, who saw this scene, suddenly tightened his heart, and immediately worried about his father Liu Biao; Liu Xu originally wanted to stop Jia Banxian, but before he could open his mouth to stop it, he heard Jia Banxian ask:

"Uncle Liu, I heard that you want to take a concubine, I don't know if this is true?"

At this time, Liu Biao, who was grinning, was stunned when he heard it, and his old face turned the color of pig liver in an instant. And his mouth is still the same as just now, but at this time, on top of his smile and his pork liver complexion, you don't want to say, it really has a different flavor.

And the thieves next to them were still waiting to see Jia Banxian's embarrassed appearance; but in a blink of an eye, they all immediately focused their eyes on Liu Biao's body; and when everyone saw Liu Biao's face with a unique general flavor, they all wanted to laugh, but they forcibly held back the laughter, and as a result, they also held themselves back with bloodshot and extremely red.

Just when everyone was holding back their laughter, Liu Biao also reacted, and looked at Jia Banxian on the side viciously; when Liu Biao saw that there was an innocent expression on his face; Liu Biao suddenly felt angry when he saw it; suddenly three words came from between the clenched steel teeth, "Jia Banxian..."

As soon as Jia Banxian's voice fell, he saw Liu Biao's sturdy body rushing towards Jia Banxian, who was two meters away, and at the same time raised his hand that patted the wine jar;

It was too late, the distance between the two was close, and in a blink of an eye, I saw his big dustpan-like hand, quickly grabbing the clothes on Jia Banxian's chest, and then raised his other hand to give Jia Banxian two mouths;

The robber soldiers who saw this scene immediately became worried about Jia Banxian, afraid that his little face would be damaged by Liu Biao's big hand; if it was really broken, then his life in this life would be ruined.

Just when everyone was worried about Jia Banxian, they suddenly found that Liu Biao raised his hand that was about to be used to hit Jia Banxian, but it stopped in mid-air, and he also carried a jar of wine in his hand.

When everyone looked at it, they found that there was still a bowl covered on the wine jar; I don't know if the mouth of the wine jar was not round enough, and the bowl on top failed to cover the wine jar tightly; the aroma of the wine inside overflowed from the cracks and drifted into Liu Biao's mouth and nose by the wind; Liu Biao, who smelled the aroma of wine, was suddenly addicted to it, and even forgot about beating Jia Banxian; he regarded wine as his life, and in a blink of an eye, he was about to fall into self-intoxication.

Just when Liu Biao was about to fall into addiction to self-absorption, Jia Banxian suddenly said something that should not be said; I saw him first pat Liu Biao's hand on the hand that grabbed the clothes on his chest, and then said to Liu Biao, who was in intoxication, "Uncle Liu, you haven't answered me yet, is this thing true?"

Liu Biao, who was about to be intoxicated by the aroma of wine, was immediately angry when he heard this, only to see him let go of the hand that grabbed the clothes on Jia Banxian's chest, quickly raised it, and hit Jia Banxian's forehead with a snap, and Jia Banxian grinned in pain;

And Liu Biao seemed to be addicted, and then snapped a few times. This time it can make Jia Banxian whine in pain.

Just when Liu Biao was rising, I only heard Jia Banxian wailing and saying quickly: "I haven't seen Aunt Liu for a long time, I'll go to greet her in a while."

When Liu Biao heard this, Li Ke stopped beating Jia Banxian's hand and stopped in the air, looked at Jia Banxian with a black line on his face and said, "Jia Xiaoxian, don't be too angry. ”

Jia Banxian listened to Liu Biao's words, first rubbed his forehead with his hand, and then straightened his chest and said: "Uncle Liu, I feel that this little fairy is a little unsuitable for me, you old man will see if you can change it."

Liu Biao looked at Jia Banxian's face, and said with an unhappy face: "Is it okay for Xiao Jia?"