Chapter 180: Sleepy He Lan
The twelve heavenly maidens all have corresponding twelve weapons, and the twelve weapons all have corresponding twelve intersecting techniques, and these twelve essential techniques become more difficult with the increase of famous weapons. But Shen Yi can master the combination technique of He Da Beauty's spring water jade pot name, and the spring water jade pot originates from women's love for men, so they will not directly squeeze out men's cultivation, but just squeeze some slightly, so as to ensure that men do not go out of the way to find flowers and willows.
However, the key technique of the spring water jade pot is not to cancel the woman's love for the man, but to gather the true qi to the fingertips when the woman is in a daze, and hit the woman's Baihui acupoint three times in a row, so that they can not only suppress the anger generated by their love, so that they will no longer be unable to help but squeeze the man's cultivation.
So as to become a famous goddess loved by everyone.
This is too simple, Shen Yi has been learning luck and human body acupuncture points since he was a child, how can he not know where the Baihui acupoint is. So Shen Yi immediately threw down the book, and rushed to the bedroom without saying a word, He Lan was lying on the bed, and when he saw Shen Yi coming back, he couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yi smiled and said, "It's nothing, your mother was scared by a mouse, and I went to catch the mouse." ”
He Lan sighed and did not continue to ask Shen Yi for it. To put it bluntly, He Lan is not ignorant of the depths, she is very smart, she knows that Shen Yi's health has not been good recently, so she asked for it twice and just did it, just now it was just to scare Shen Yi, so that Shen Yi should not go out to mess with flowers and grass in the future, even if it is stained with flowers and grass, don't let the old lady see it.
But Shen Yi turned over to the bed, took off the clothes on his body after dividing it by two, turned around and held He Lan's jade rabbit, He Lan was held by Shen Yi like this, and couldn't help but look at Shen Yi, there was a little distrust in her eyes, she couldn't help but say: "Don't mess with me, you will cause me to catch fire, you are responsible for extinguishing the fire." ”
Shen Yi said, "Do you know what my goal was when I was a child?"
"What?"
"Be a firefighter. Shen Yi said very arrogantly.
"......" He Lan was speechless, and as soon as he reached out, he held Xiao Shen Yi, and a pair of jade hands gently twisted and slowly twisted and picked, kneading, pinching, pushing, shaking, and shaking. That's really everything, but Shen Yi was not stunned at all, turned over and pressed on He Lan's body, and said, "Daughter-in-law, do you know what a real man is?"
He Lan shook his head, dazed and ignorant.
Shen Yi said: "That's the man who has the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick." ”
"Isn't that Monkey King?" He Lan deliberately ignored Shen Yi.
Shen Yi was not angry, grinned, and used his wishful golden hoop stick to have three dozen white bone spirits. He Lan wondered a little in her heart, what happened to Shen Yi tonight? Could it be that she was really ready to fight with her to the end? She was really afraid that something would go wrong with Shen Yi, but after all, Shen Yi was willing to give, she couldn't help it, besides, women have innate advantages in this kind of thing, no matter what, He Lan is enjoying it.
So He Lan closed his eyes very comfortably, enjoying Shen Yi's caresses, and soon He Lan felt a strange feeling all over his body. At this time, Shen Yi saw the opportunity, and a wave of true qi instantly surged above his hands, and then struck three times towards the Baihui acupoint above He Lan's head.
And at this time, He Lan just came to feel it, these three times were like being struck by lightning, He Lan was at a loss all of a sudden, Shen Yi was taken aback when he saw He Lan's appearance, and thought to himself Could it be that he had done something wrong? Thinking so, Shen Yi didn't dare to continue, and a stream of kidney qi leaked out and lay on He Lan's body.
He Lan's whole person only felt as if she had been struck by lightning on her head, and she couldn't react at all, but in the midst of this lightning strike, she suddenly felt a torrent attacking her, and her whole person woke up leisurely at once, and then saw Shen Yi lying on top of her.
He Lan looked at Shen Yi, scratched his head and said, "How do I feel like you have cast a spell on me." ”
Shen Yi said, "Do I need it?" ”
He Lan leaned down with his hand, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and exclaimed, "You are still ......"
Shen Yi looked down and saw that the small steel cannon was still vigorous, He Lan was suddenly frightened, but Shen Yi picked up the gun again, ready to teach He Da Beauty a lesson and revive her husband.
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, the two of them fell asleep, He Lan's face was full of exhaustion, this kind of thing must be controlled, although women have innate advantages in this kind of thing, but if they do too much, they will feel uncomfortable, and sometimes even their bodies will be swollen, at least He Lan is really scared by Shen Yi's lesson today.
At the end of the day, He Lan rubbed Shen Yi's back and said, "You are just an animal." ”
Shen Yi was silent, and with the help of the Technique of Integration, Shen Yi finally turned into a serf and sang, reviving his husband.
......
The next day, the two of them slept until 12 o'clock at noon.
After Shen Yi woke up, she was still in the spirit of Ryoma, and she didn't feel a trace of tiredness, but after He Lan was woken up by Shen Yi, the whole person looked tired, but her face was still ruddy, which meant that she was fine. When eating lunch, He Xiaoyue looked at the two of them, a little embarrassed, Shen Yi happened to have a stomachache, He Xiaoyue took advantage of Shen Yi to go to the toilet and said, "Daughter, when did you toss last night, I can't sleep because of the noise." ”
He Lan yawned and said, "I don't know what kind of medicine he took last night, like an animal, tossing from nine o'clock to three o'clock, without panting." ”
He Xiaoyue secretly glanced at He Lan's retreat and said, "I said that you walked with a small step today." ”
"Mom, what are you talking about? He Lan was angry.
He Xiaoyue smiled and said, "Okay, Mom found out what to plant yesterday." ”
At this time, Shen Yi came back from the toilet and couldn't help asking, "What to plant?"
"Turnips. He Xiaoyue raised her eyebrows and said.
......
The meal was not shocked, and He Lan still went to make up for sleep in the afternoon. Shen Yi felt strange, He Lan is not usually so sleepy, why is he so sleepy this time? Could it be that this or something is a combination of double cultivation techniques, and He Lan was squeezed dry by Shen Yi. Thinking of this, Shen Yi had palpitations, he didn't want to squeeze He Lan dry, after all, He Lan was still his daughter-in-law.
Having said that, double cultivation is really a bit despicable.
Thinking of this, Shen Yi hurriedly went to the book without a name. Last night, Shen Yi only looked at a general idea, but after a closer look, he found the problem. It turned out that after Shen Yi hit He Lan on the head three times last night, he didn't immediately expel kidney qi, which is why He Lan was so sleepy.
And Shen Yi must pour out kidney qi and yin qi at the same time as He Lan, so as to achieve a true match made in heaven, of course, this does not mean that it must be like this every time, but it needs to be like this for the first time. It's just that now it seems that Shen Yi did something wrong, and Shen Yi has flipped through the entire book, but he has not found a real solution.
Now Shen Yi is in a dilemma, is it possible to do it with He Lan once to crack it? But the damage of the human body is very great, if you come once, will He Lan be injured?
No, Shen Yi suddenly remembered that he hadn't finished reading the method of breathing and exhaling in front of the book yesterday, and there should be something that Shen Yi could use on it. Thinking of this, Shen Yi hurriedly found the book and gnawed down the entire book.
There are not many words in such a book, only about 10,000 words, Shen Yi is a master of reading online novels, and he read the words written by the original author in ten minutes without knowing how much time it took to write. However, apparently Shen Yi found a solution to the problem, because the author was too inkblotted, and he skipped some nonsense directly.
It turned out that the real reason was because of Shen Yi's delay, so he let He Lanbaihui acupoint accept that the kidney qi was too slow and lacked sleep, and he only needed to sleep more. After nightfall, He Da Meiren finally woke up. After getting up, he yawned and asked Shen Yi, "How long have I been asleep?"
Shen Yi said: "One day in the middle of the night. ”
He Lan stretched her waist, smiled at Shen and said, "Glutton, don't ask for your wife like this in the future." ”
Shen Yi glared at her and said, "Who was a gluttonous ghost before?"
He Lan was a little afraid, so he glanced at Shen Yi and said, "Okay, am I wrong?"
Shen Yiha laughed, He Lan finally admitted her mistake, she finally admitted that she was willful. It's just that soon He Lan grabbed the ears of Shen Yi, who was carried away, and still regained his fierce nature and said: "Although you are very brave, if you want to your tail to the sky because of this, I advise you to save it, this girl has a way to rectify you." ”
"What's the way?" Shen Yi said with a palpitation.
He Lan touched Shen Yi's crotch with a pair of jade hands and said, "Husband, I have a big pair of scissors there, according to the knowledge of Western medicine I have studied, there is no real iron gear skill in this world, because it is just a sponge body." ”
Shen Yi's crotch was cold, and he quickly stood up, but He Lan grabbed her Ruyi golden hoop stick and said, "Husband, don't you want it?"
Shen Yi scolded secretly: "Grass." ”
He Lan Ha laughed, and Shen Yi also smiled.
A big hooligan, a female hooligan, is so embarrassed.
In fact, Shen Yizhi said that He Lan was not a real glutton, and the reason why she asked so much was that in the final analysis, she still hoped to be able to firmly hold her Dinghaishen Needle, but now it seems that this Dinghaishen Needle has become too big, and it is not something she can hold, and this matter is also a mixed blessing for her.
The good thing is that she will be blessed with boundless happiness in the future, and she can live a happy life with Shen Yi.
The bad thing is that Shen Yi has a strong experience, and she can't be satisfied at all by herself, and Shen Yi will inevitably go out of her way to get into trouble with flowers and grass.
At night, Shen Yi finally fell asleep after plowing on He Da Beauty three times, but He Lan couldn't fall asleep either, and she glanced at Shen Yi after the last time, and said in her heart, no, I have to think of a way.
But what can be done? Is it possible to prepare a castration?
He Lan was helpless.
After thinking of the worst, she fell asleep in a daze.