Chapter 495: The female man Chu Rong
Let's not talk about whether this medicine can cure diseases, just the heart of the senior sister, it is really commendable.
But before Shen Yi said that he wanted to test the medicine, his stomach felt uncomfortable again.
He pointed at Chu Rong and said, "You wait for me, wait to see how I fix you." ”
After speaking, he ran to the toilet again.
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By the time Shen Yi finally came out of the toilet, he was almost prostrate. This cheating daddy's diarrhea medicine is so perverted, I squatted in the toilet for two hours. Shen Yi's legs were as weak as two ham sausages, and he couldn't stand up at all. Lying on the bed, the whole person's face was a little pale, and Chu Rong said tremblingly on the side: "Shen Yi, don't worry. Tomorrow morning will be fine, after all, I am also for you, who let us be partners in the double cultivation of life?"
"Your sister ......," Shen Yi scolded with all his might. This Chu Rong is really cheating, Shen Yi can't say anything.
Shangguan Ruyun saw that Shen Yi had diarrhea to the point of collapse, and as soon as he put his hand on Shen Yi's stomach, he frowned and said to Chu Rong: "He ate a lot in the morning, and you gave him this diarrhea medicine again, no wonder his condition is so serious." This medicine must be drunk on an empty stomach, otherwise there will be intestinal disorders and diarrhea for three days. ”
"Huh?" Shen Yi and Chu Rong said in unison, and Shen Yi wanted to cry without tears in his heart. As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a rush of peristalsis in his large intestines. This feeling is all too familiar to him. Shen Yi hurriedly jumped out of bed, his feet were weak, and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Shangguan Ruyun was on the side, but this time Shangguan Ruyun did not let Shen Yi go to the toilet, but took out a needle with his backhand and immediately submerged it into Shen Yi's back acupoint.
This posterior lumbar point is just above the buttocks and houses the intestines. Shangguan Ruyun went down with this needle, and Shen Yi's intestinal throbbing suddenly found a venting point. Naturally, he would not attack Shen Yi's poor and fragile buttocks, Shen Yi breathed a long sigh of relief and fell to the ground almost instinctively.
Chu Rong squatted down and looked at Shen Yi, her face was a little embarrassed, and she said to Shen Yi with a smile: "That, Shen Yi, I'm sorry." ”
"Get out!" Shen Yi said through gritted teeth.
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After three hours of rest, coupled with Shangguan Ruyun's conditioning, Shen Yi finally got better. After getting better, Shen Yi couldn't help but think of the way Shangguan Ruyun said to save himself, and he asked Shangguan Ruyun: "Where did you find the method, is it reliable?"
Shangguan Ruyun took out a vial from his pocket and said, "The method is that I found it from an ancient book, which says that as long as you use the essence and blood of the five poisons as a medicine guide, you can make the five poison pills to break through this embarrassing realm and remove the poison in your body." ”
Shen Yi looked at the small bottle in front of him and took a deep breath. This turned out to be the essence blood of the five poisons.
Shangguan Ruyun took a deep breath, looked at Shen Yi and asked, "Do you want to try?"
Although all this sounds very terrifying, after all, this is Shangguan Ruyun's kindness. Shen Yi was also embarrassed to say no, he sat up and said to Shangguan Ruyun: "I must try, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor." ”
Shangguan Ruyun took out the five poison pills and said to Shen Yi, "You lie down." ”
"Huh?" Before Shen Yi could react, Shangguan Ruyun asked him to turn over and lie down. Senior Sister's cold hands quickly took off his shirt, giving Shen Yi the illusion that Senior Sister wanted to have fun with him in time before using the Five Poison Pills. As a result, after the senior sister took off his clothes, Shen Yi was a little helpless. Because Shangguan Ruyun put the Five Poison Pills in the palm of his hand in front of him, turned them into ointment, and applied them to his back.
Shen Yi asked helplessly, "Isn't this thing for food?"
Shangguan Ruyun nodded and said, "The ancient book says that this pill cannot be used for consumption. ”
Shen Yi didn't speak, enjoying the massage from the senior sister's cold little hands.
Very comfortable.
Shangguan Ruyun's little hands rolled on Shen Yi's back, giving Shen Yi a very comfortable feeling. As for the five poison pills, they were all thrown behind by Shen Yi. Shen Yi didn't know that at this time, on his back, there were five poisons crawling. They are scorpions, spiders, centipedes, toads, and kraits. The aura formed by the five poison pills formed these five patterns on Shen Yi's back, just like the real ones.
With Shangguan Ruyun's hands, these five poisons became clearer and clearer.
When he reached the end, Shangguan Ruyun put his hands down and shook them casually. The phantom on Shen Yi's back disappeared, as if it had been submerged in Shen Yi's body. It looks like a dream, like a fairyland. And Shen Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, looked at Shangguan Ruyun's body with some scheming, and said, "Senior sister, I'll give you a press too." ”
Shangguan Ruyun breathed a long sigh of relief, her face was slightly sweaty, and she said, "No need, I don't need it." ”
Shen Yi was stunned, a little helpless. Shangguan Ruyun asked Shen Yi, "Do you feel anything?"
Shen Yi said confusedly: "No, I feel quite comfortable." ”
Shangguan Ruyun pondered for a while and said, "I'll do it for you again another day, if you haven't felt it twice, then you don't need this method." ”
Shen Yi nodded and agreed, Shangguan Ruyun helped Shen Yi look at his body again, pondered for a moment and told Shen Yi: "The laxative that let you get rid of your life double cultivation didn't have a medicinal effect, so you still use the method you want to use to relieve Chu Rong from life double cultivation, I still have something to do, go back first." ”
After speaking, Shangguan Ruyun stood up and left.
Shen Yi, who stayed in place, at this moment, he really wanted to say that the senior sister was still good to him.
"Hmph, Chu Rong, you little witch, I'm here!" Shen Yiyu thought with a smile.
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In the afternoon, Shen Yi went to the Public Security Bureau to find Chu Rong, but Chu Rong was not there. Shen Yi contacted and learned that she was working as a vigilante nearby, and Shen Yi had no choice but to hurry to the nearby community to find Chu Rong. This is an old community, the wires in the community are very messy, Chu Rong is holding a fire extinguisher at this time and talking to a group of old men and old ladies about fire extinguishing.
finally waited for her to finish speaking, and Shen Yi walked up.
Shen Yi teased her: "Yo, our big police flower, when did you start working as a film policeman?"
"Roll rough. Chu Rong gave him a punch and said, "Xuan Risheng is doing nonsense in the bureau, I don't want to be a criminal policeman anymore, so I have to come out and find something to do." A fire broke out in this neighborhood two days ago, and an elderly woman died in her home. It made people panic, so I came over to teach them some fire safety knowledge and gave out some fire extinguishers for free. ”
Shen Yi didn't expect this to be the case, and he couldn't help but be in awe of Chu Rong. But he still said unforgivingly: "Tsk, it seems that you are really the material to be a police officer, I think you should not be a criminal policeman at all, with your thin arms and legs, being a criminal police officer really looks down on you." ”
"Roll rough. Chu Rong gave Shen Yi a punch, and the two of them laughed together and gave the old man and the old lady a fire extinguisher. After finishing it, Chu Rong rode a police motorcycle to take Shen Yi back to the errand. As a result, at the door of the police station, he met Xuan Risheng and Xuan Risheng's girlfriend Zhang Lanlan. Zhang Lanlan is crying to Xuan Risheng to release a record and take a photo. Xuan Risheng was originally unhappy, but when he saw Shen Yi and Chu Rong coming back, he frowned, and immediately said with a straight face: "Don't you want to take a photo? I'll take you over when I turn around." ”
Shen Yi and Chu Rong lowered their heads and smiled, and said at the same time, "There is something wrong." ”
Zhang Lanlan happily kissed Xuan Risheng, and Shen Yi and Chu Rong got off work together after handing over the motorcycle. Chu Rong was hungry, so Shen Yi took her out to eat. I went to the small restaurant and got a small stir-fried pork and dried bamboo shoots and mapo tofu. So, Chu Rong, the little pig, ate five bowls of rice in one go, and Shen Yi had nothing to say, so he only ate two bowls.
"Why are you so edible?" Shen Yi asked in shock.
Chu Rong smiled shyly and said, "You have a treat, how can you do it if you don't kill you?"
"Female man. Shen Yi spewed out the word.
Chu Rong smiled happily.
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After eating, we walked home together. Shen Yi told Chu Rong about the dual cultivation of life, and after Chu Rong heard it, her face turned red. The two of them happened to pass by the Homeinn Hotel, and Shen Yi said casually, "Why don't we go in and stay for one night?"
Chu Rong's face turned red and said, "You're not afraid?"
"Afraid of what?"
"I'm afraid that Sister He Lan will know!"
"She will bless us. Shen Yi brazenly coaxed little Lori Chu Rong.
Chu Rong didn't speak, lowered her head and was silent.
Shen Yi decisively dragged Chu Rong's hand in, took out his ID card to register, and opened a big bed room. When she got to the room, Chu Rong blushed and went to take a shower first, Shen Yiyou turned off her mobile phone, and turned off her own mobile phone. Then I found the Do Not Disturb sign, put it outside the door, and lay on the bed for a long time, thinking about waiting for what was about to happen, and my heart was a little excited.
He and Chu Rong wanted to have a relationship many times, but without exception, they would fail every time. And now that Chu Rong has cultivated, Shen Yi has not been able to deceive her again. This time, Chu Rong was willing to come to the hotel with him, and it was no exception. She was actually prepared, but girls are shy after all.
So Shen Yi decided that he had to take the initiative today.
Chu Rong didn't want to come out after grinding in the bathroom for more than half an hour, and she was muttering in her heart at this time. Do you want to have anything to do with Shen Yi, after all, the two are so familiar. What if such an impure relationship really happened......
Chu Rong felt a little uncomfortable in her heart. Just as she hesitated, Shen Yi suddenly broke in. She screamed, and was held in her arms by Shen Yi, who was stripped naked, and the two fell into the bath together, Chu Rong's hands were strangled by Shen Yi, and the initial nervousness turned into indulgence after blurring.
Chu Rong was lying in the bathtub, with red fruits all over her body.
Shen Yi let go of her, looked at her crimson cheeks, gasped and said, "Let's get out." ”
Chu Rong nodded silently, Shen Yi picked her up, wrapped her in a bath towel and hugged her out, and after throwing her on the bed, Shen Yi climbed up softly, hugged Chu Rong, and kissed her immediately, just like a double cultivation of life.
Soon, Chu Rong's body was as hot as a fire-
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