"Yu'er......" the Great Immortal King called softly, like an elder calling to a junior.

"The Great Immortal King still calls me Meng, or a monk. Meng Shengyu died, and there was no Hongyu between heaven and earth. ”

"Hongyu is dead, what about Xia'er? What about Peony? Their orphans and widows can't fend for themselves, so they will end up in Tianmen, right?"

"Who can tell the truth about life and death? They have their own creation, and they cannot be forced. Meng has completely taken refuge in Buddhism, and everything in his previous life was illusory, Amitabha!"

Since you don't want a wife and children, what are you going to do when you come back?

"No, Great Immortal King! Meng is here to find Hongye, he is my disciple after all, and he is going to the Divine Mountain after all. ”

"No! Hongye Immortal Venerable can't go. He is an important bargaining chip for Wanzhou Immortal Mansion to restrain the other seven Great Immortal Mansions, without him, Wanzhou is in danger, and my Yan family is also in danger! Besides, he is only in the middle stage of the Immortal King, and he is still far from the realm of the emperor, and when he reaches the realm of the emperor, you take him away again, this king has nothing to say, and it is absolutely impossible now!"

"Amitabha! It's okay if you don't take Hongye away, but the Great Immortal King must promise me one condition. There was a hint of cunning in the eyes of the great monk in cloth.

"Tell me, how many little monks do you need the old man to provide you?" the Great Immortal King was overjoyed and hummed with a stiff face.

"No, I just need you to treat that swineherd Tianjiu well. ”

"Tianjiu, what is his origin?" the Great Immortal King was very surprised.

"It's very simple, he is Hongye's brother, and Hongye likes him very much. And this swineherd Tianjiu prefers color. I've done the math. He lives a peach blossom. Now that you have been recruited into the mansion again, I am afraid that he will violate the color law of your immortal king's mansion that day, and you will cut him down in a fit of anger. ”

"It's that simple?" the Great Immortal King narrowed his eyes.

"Of course, he raises pigs very well, and those disciples of Meng also need Saint Immortal Stones. ”

"No, you monks are also grabbing meat with us to eat?" the Great Immortal King was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time.

"Amitabha! The immortal pig has reached the top grade and above, and has been out of the realm of meat, the so-called holy immortal stone. As long as it is a holy immortal, it can be refined. Monks are also human beings, and they also need the Great Dao. ”

"But pork is pork! even if it's full of immortals, it's still pork. When you open your mouth to gnaw on it, will you chant the Sutra in your heart?" the Great Immortal King snorted disdainfully, obviously extremely dissatisfied with the fact that the Great Monk also wanted the Immortal Pig.

"Wrong! Meng has seen through everything in the world, and instead of arguing about whether it is flesh or stone, it is better to regard it as a means of cultivation and cultivate oneself to improve, so that you can live longer. ”

"Okay, okay, I promise you. As long as this little pervert doesn't touch my princess, I will never do anything to him. As for the maidservants. How many high-quality pigs do you need me to leave you every year?"

"You don't need to ask, when you need it, you will naturally ask him to collect it. The great monk nodded and smiled.

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Tianjiu was lying on the jade couch in the secret room, crossing Erlang's legs, humming a little song, holding meat in his left hand and a dark purple kitchen knife in his right hand.

This is the innermost bedroom of the Empress's Palace, and on the north side, there is a floor-to-ceiling fairy window several feet square. Outside the bedroom, there is a small terrace, close to the mountain behind, although it is remote, but through the terrace and floor-to-ceiling fairy windows, you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Queen's Mountain up close, and the room is spacious and luxurious, which makes Tianjiu extremely satisfied.

"Quack quack, Taimu kitchen knife, eight-pin kitchen knife, it's sharp when you listen to it. No matter how high the so-called kung fu is, I am afraid of kitchen knives! That's it, when there is no better fairy treasure, the master is reluctant to be the king of kitchen knives. ”

Tianjiu chattered and smiled, followed the old lady's appearance, and pulled the kitchen knife into a gorgeous knife flower. At the same time, the fairy pork in his hand was thrown into the air, and the knife flower passed, and the roast pork flew into the big mouth one by one. With the big sunglasses on his face, he looks like those gangsters on the blue planet.

There was a slight shaking, followed by a question: "Little one, what about playing with the knife?"

Tianjiu didn't stop the movement in his hand, just rolled his eyes and grinned softly: "Old sister, don't you have to knock on the door when you enter the man's bedroom?

"Hehehe! What's the excuse, the old sisters are all a lot old, and there are dozens of grandchildren, and they can be your great grandmothers. If you are really having a good time with your mother-in-law, the old sister can also give you appropriate guidance. ”

"Poof!", a few pieces of meat that Tianjiu had just fallen into his mouth squirted out, he turned over and sat up, put away the kitchen knife, and snorted with his teeth: "Old sister, you are too strong! The kid is willing to bow down, say, what do you want to say to the kid?"

"Aren't you going to wipe the old woman's neck......"

"Gotta get it! Tell me quickly, your old man is a man from the mountains, I dare to wipe your neck, don't die!"

"Okay, it's okay if you don't wipe your neck, and get a few more beauty pills for the old sister ......"

"No more!"

"Just one pill, just one pill!" the old lady pulled Tianjiu's arm and said coquettishly like a little woman.

"If you say no, you won't have it, old sister, you gave you eight pills just now, and you sent them away in a blink of an eye?" Tianjiu snorted depressedly.

"Ahem, don't look at the old sister, she is absolutely kind to her relatives. The Eight Pill Pill was sent away before entering the palace gate, and there are several daughters-in-law who have not received the Pill Pill and are sulking from the old sister!"

"You deserve it! You are thousands of years old, and you don't know the priority, you spent your life savings to buy a few pills, but you gave them away as easily as sugar pills, a loser, a real old loser! If you want a pill, it is estimated that you will have to wait for a year and a half. ”

"One year?! No! This is about the prosperity of the old sister's family, and I can't wait for a year. Hurry up, if you don't give it, the old sister will directly wipe her neck with a knife. ”

"No, what's going on? It's about your family's prosperity?"

"Alas, to tell you the truth, Nanhuang Niangniang came back this time to relax. The little old man of the Southern Emperor empathized and said goodbye, and prepared to abolish the harem and establish a new one. Just now, my old sister met my hard-working eldest granddaughter, and I learned about it. The old lady said, and her expression became lonely.

"Oh, it turned out to be a failure in the harem competition for favor, there are many such things! The mortal world often happens, the kid will give you this harem battle cheats in a few days, you give it to the mother, she has seen it and gained a lot, and even rejuvenated the New Year. ”

"Go, go, go, what a garbage idea! You just need to give the old sister another pill of beauty pills, and the problem will be solved." ”

"Do you mean that Niangniang is now old and decrepit, and the Southern Emperor can't look down on it?" Tianjiu squinted his eyes and smiled evilly.

"No, the mother is actually middle-aged, and her appearance is outstanding. But compared to those little girls, it is definitely not so clear. The most terrible thing is that not long ago, a small blue spot suddenly appeared on her forehead, and no matter what kind of immortal magic she used, she couldn't get rid of it. This time it was even more inflicted on the Southern Emperor's appetite, and the dead old man didn't even bother to look at her. It has been rumored in the Southern Palace that the dead old man is going to change the main palace lady. ”

"Oh, this old guy of the Southern Emperor is really not authentic, he doesn't need to be so explicit if he likes the new and hates the old! It doesn't look pleasing to the eye, and he can't get it if he hoards it, why do he have to change his mother?!If I ...... it?"

"Okay, will you give it?!" the old lady snorted.

"Ahem, ahem, it's really useless. Old sister, if you don't do this, you can let the others give her one piece, and I'll make up for it later, what do you think?"

"Alas, where is there Dan, those mothers-in-law, Dan didn't cover the heat yet, so he threw it in his mouth and refined it himself. Forget it, hurry up, this matter can't be delayed, the longer it goes, the more dangerous it will be. Rest well, old lady is gone!" the old lady finished and walked to the door of the secret room.

"Hey, old lady, don't you sit down, the kid is lonely, let's make a count!" Tianjiu beckoned.

The old lady's figure swayed slightly, and she quickly disappeared.

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Just when Tianjiu was still in the world, another wave floated, and the figure of Hongye Immortal Venerable appeared in the secret room.

"It's not big brother, you don't like to knock on the door when you enter the house?" Tianjiu's smile froze, and he asked very depressedly.

"Hehe, the eldest brother thinks it's too troublesome. The old man's pass charm allows him to freely enter the guest room here. Hong Ye laughed.

"Okay, it's bad luck for the little brother. This is a secret room, and it is not as bright as meditation in the open air. Tell me, big brother, what are you looking for for your younger brother?"

"Didn't you come to me on purpose?" asked Hongye with a frown.

"Oh oh! I forgot to forget! It's indeed the younger brother who came to find you. You see that I went to report to the Second Prince's Mansion today, my eyes were black, and I couldn't even enter the door, and in the end I had to pick up other people's carriages, and I lost my mother-in-law! (To be continued......)