"Ge'er," Lu Dongbin patted Wu Ge's shoulder with a smile, "Then tell the master who that friend of yours is?"

"It's not that you don't know each other, isn't it Zhang Shengwei. Wu Ge said angrily.

"Huh?"

Now Sun Wukong and Lu Dongbin were a little surprised. This kid is usually not in shape, but he really doesn't look like a pervert, let alone a flower thief.

"But he's a married man, why do you want to chase Xia'er?"

"He's a bit of a trick, and I'm against that. But he said he wanted to ...... with me" Wu Ge paused, and did not dare to say that Zhang Shengwei planned to divide the two sisters with him equally - besides, that was not in line with the facts, he had never thought of such a thing.

“...... Besides, I can't let him chase Xiaoxiao, can I?"

"Why can't you chase me, it's not like I can't run away from him. Lu Xiaoxiao glared and protested.

"What's the matter with you, how old are you?" Wu Ge's temper came up again. This little girl...... Why are you always messing around.

"Who said I'm not big, I'm a senior sister ......" Lu Xiaoxiao hates people treating her as a child the most.

"Don't make a fuss, you didn't understand. Cheng Yingxia hugged Xiaoxiao into her arms, and Xiaoxiao was still shouting unconvinced:

"If you have the ability, you can chase me, see if you can catch up. ”

People wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, but the atmosphere eased up suddenly.

Actually, I was against him doing that...... My intention was to make him suffer a little. Wu Ge calmed down a little and explained.

"Hmph, then push me into the fire pit? You know he has bad intentions. ”

"Yes. If you want to chase it, you should chase it, why should you let it be given to outsiders?" Sun Wu said angrily.

"Master!" Cheng Yingxia exclaimed angrily, with a hint of warning in her tone.

I'm chasing her, I'm too late to escape!

"Okay," Lu Dongbin hurriedly interjected, "Then tell me what about aphrodisiacs." ”

"That was what she asked for, and Zhang Shengwei didn't ......"

"He's a pervert, and he deserves it. ”

"I'm embarrassed to say that others are sexy, but you are only sexy. ”

"You are talking nonsense, why do you say that I am sexual?" Cheng Yingxia's face turned white.

"You're not lustful, you dared to take off my pants on the street last time, if you didn't ......"

As soon as Wu Ge was excited, the words came out smoothly.

"Criminal, you dare to do such a thing?"

Sun Wukong raised the dust and pounced on Wu Ge, but stopped before Lu Dongbin could stop him.

"What did you say?" he kept lunging forward, froze there, puzzled.

“...... She takes off your pants?"

“...... Oh, yes. It's her who takes me off. Wu Ge said reluctantly.

......

"Poof! hehehe......"

Sun Wukong laughed on the spot.

"Hey," Wu Ge was angry.

"If I take off her pants, you're going to hit me, and if she takes off me, you just know how to laugh?"

"Huh?"

Sun Wukong's face immediately changed.

"So you really took off her pants?"

"I didn't...... I'm just using an analogy. Wu Ge hurriedly argued.

Cheng Yingxia pouted, tears rolling in her eyes.

"You are despicable and shameless. She cried and said, "Who took off your pants?"

"Do you dare to say you didn't? I was stuck in the glass, and you almost got me off ...... It's gone. ”

"Hmm, you said that. Sun Wukong stroked his beard thoughtfully.

"I mean, why did you stumble so far behind me at the time, when you were busy lifting your pants?"

"Yes. Wu Ge said stupidly. Then, in order to save some face, he muttered and added:

"Hmph, a girl...... How can you be like that. ”

Cheng Yingxia finally remembered this incident, and her face turned crimson for a while.

"It's all right, good boy. Tell the master, why did you take off your brother's pants?"

Sun Wukong said with a grin. In his opinion, if Cheng Yingxia really took off Wu Ge's pants, it would not be a big deal. Although Wu Ge is a bit unsuccessful, what if Cheng Yingxia really likes him? As the saying goes, "Fat water does not flow into outsiders' fields," the senior brother and sister become husband and wife, and he, as a master, is naturally optimistic.

Cheng Yingxia looked like she wanted to cry.

He ...... Yes, he lied to me. She stomped her feet and screamed.

"Hmm, Go'er, you tricked your sister into taking off your pants?"

Sun Wukong's tone became stern again.

“...... I'm not crazy!Why did I trick her into taking off my pants?" Wu Ge's voice also raised.

Lu Dongbin and Jigong are also question marks on the side. yes, why are you tricking others into taking off your pants? I usually didn't find out that Wu Ge was so perverted?

"You're a liar...... You lie to me and say you're a robot, and what kind of high simulation. ”

"Uh, what is a chicken, is it born in the year of the rooster?"

Jigong was a little puzzled, and it wasn't until Lu Dongbin explained to him that "it's an iron man" that he suddenly realized, and couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart that Wu Ge's IQ was too low--you said that you were an iron man, and you would believe it?

Fortunately, he didn't ask what it meant to be "high simulation," otherwise it would have been troublesome for Lu Dongbin to explain.

"What's wrong with me saying I'm a robot? Then you take off my pants?" Wu Ge looked unforgiving.

"Of course," Cheng Yingxia's face turned red, ashamed and angry. “...... I don't believe it, but of course I'm going to figure it out -- no matter how high you are, you can't simulate that level, right?"

“...... Hmm, you're for that?"

"Then why do you think?" Cheng Yingxia said menacingly, "You don't make a lot of affection there." ”

Wu Ge has never been amorous, he has long thought that it was because Cheng Yingxia was too sexy. But when he heard Cheng Yingxia say this today, he recalled the situation at that time, and he felt that only her statement was the most reasonable. That's right, I've only heard of inflatable dolls with high simulation to that level, and I really haven't heard of robots with high simulation to that level. To expose his lies, taking off his pants is the most straightforward and easy way...... Of course, this kind of girl is not so bold in any case, and only a girl like Cheng Yingxia who is particularly curious about knowledge and lacks more than one tendon in her brain can do it......

"That can't be done, can you...... It was on the street. Wu Ge was still arguing, but his tone had softened significantly-he felt embarrassed that he had wronged others for so long and wronged them so outrageously.

"Whoever told you to deceive is that you're not right. Cheng Yingxia was embarrassed and unrelenting, and she had the momentum of "it is advisable to chase the poor bravely".

"Okay, okay, it's all right, it's all right. Sun Wukong was happy and smiled. In his opinion, Wu Ge and Cheng Yingxia are really a couple. The more noisy the children are, the more drama there will be! He has already begun to dream of holding his apprentices and grandchildren.

"It's over. You are all the same family, and you will ...... in the future Hehe, that blind date and love ......"

Wu Ge and Cheng Yingxia said in their hearts at the same time: "Flesh and numbness." ”

"As for yesterday...... Actually, you're all thinking the same thing, you all want to teach that lesson, well, bad boy. It's just that Gore thinks you're a little too much. ”

"I didn't overdo it. Cheng Yingxia replied.

"Alright, that's it. Sun Wukong came to a conclusion. Jigong and Lu Dongbin were overjoyed: This is a relatively complete result, I didn't expect this old monkey with a temper to be able to do something satisfying.

"No, I can't. He bullied his senior sister, and he hasn't apologized yet. Lu Xiaoxiao said with a calm face.

"Forget it, Xiaoxiao, you made your junior brother lose the champion and stay in the hospital last time, and the junior brother didn't blame you. According to Grandpa, you can clear both of them. ”

“...... All right. ”

Lu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, feeling that she hadn't been able to earn her face back, but it was also a good deal to be able to get rid of what happened last time, so she reluctantly agreed.

Of course, he was still very fierce at first, as if he had heard that his younger sister had a better temper after taking off his junior brother's pants, and he was still happy, as if his junior sister had done a great good deed. Of course, it's a bad thing for a man to take off a woman's pants, but I haven't heard that a woman takes off a man's pants as a good thing, right?

This is the ...... If you have a chance, you should still ask your junior sister carefully.