73. Brain-dead Lori

"Are you two going?" Chen Xu looked at Yue Feisheng and Song Chengxian, these two are his junior brothers, it is impossible not to bring them, but it is really a burden to bring these two, and when he meets the Wuji Ancestor who is more powerful than Zhuo Dali, Chen Xu thinks that if these two are with the past, they must die.

Yue Feisheng and Song Chengxian shook their heads in tacit understanding, what are you kidding, it was not easy for me to regain the feeling of flying and domineering, fighting in groups, so many brothers followed together, how mighty and magnificent, where do you like to play, don't pull me.

"Really not going?" Chen Xu was a little surprised that the two had the same attitude, you must know that the two of them had almost no agreement before, why did they urinate in a pot this time? Chen Xu was a little puzzled.

"Senior brother wishes senior brother victory. ”

"Senior brother wishes senior brother success, you walk, the brothers and sons have to continue drinking. ”

The two of them directly put Chen Xu aside, hooked their shoulders and began to touch the big bowls together, and drank them all, not to mention how heroic they were.

Chen Xu looked at the two of them puzzled, shook his head and said, "Xiaoyu, let's go!"

Without these two burdens, Chen Xu would have left much faster, and he directly rose into the sky and shot towards the Burning Immortal Valley in the west of Yunyang City.

Just when Zhuo Er's side was holding a celebration banquet, Liu Zhong was beaten half to death with a one-eyed slap, so that the two of them drove directly and threw him out.

"If this man dares to come next time, he will beat me to death!" One-Eye left this sentence and turned to go straight into the house.

Liu Zhong was a little dumbfounded, what is the situation, he just wanted to ask the one-eyed why he didn't do it, but the sentence "Dare to ask the one-eyed gang leader why he didn't do it" As soon as he said the word "dare", the rest was slapped and swallowed back into his stomach, and three of his big teeth were lost.

But One-Eyed doesn't dare not take One-Eye's words seriously, One-Eyed is one of the three tigers and five wolves in Yunyang City, and the people who die in the hands of One-Eyed must have eighty or ninety if not a hundred, not to mention the strength of the Great Perfection of the One-Eyed Xuanwu Realm, which is only a little weaker than the master.

And the most important thing is that on the other party's territory, the Wei family in Daliang City can't be too public, otherwise it will anger any one of the three tigers, and it will be enough to make the Wei family hurt their vitality.

Liu Zhong hurriedly returned to the inn and reported the incident to Wei Shoucheng, Wei Shoucheng was able to sit in the position of the head of the Wei family, so he was naturally quite scheming, and asked Liu Zhong to send someone to inquire about the situation in Yunyang City, and soon understood what happened.

"I actually know Second Master Zhuo, no wonder the one-eyed person doesn't dare to do it. Wei Shoucheng tapped his fingers on the table.

"Master, that's ......"

"As a man, you can't be anxious, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, although the other party knows Zhuo Erye, and naturally no one can attack him under the blessing of Zhuo Erye, but the other party will never be in Yunyang City. ”

Wei Shoucheng intuitively felt that if he killed Chen Xu, he would definitely have a great gain, so he didn't give up immediately, Wei Shoucheng quite believed in his intuition, many years ago he became the head of the Wei family with his intuition, and now he intuitively wanted to kill Chen Xu, so Wei Shoucheng felt that killing Chen Xu must have a lot of gain.

The Valley of Burning Immortals is a big valley, the valley itself is an active volcano, perennial flames gushing out, when the flames can burst out of the valley hundreds of zhang high, you can still see it from hundreds of miles away, it is as bright as exploding fireworks, as for the origin of the Valley of Burning Immortals, it is said that there have been immortals who have died here, and they have been burned to ashes by the flames, so it is called the Valley of Burning Immortals.

But this legend has been circulating since a long time ago, it is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, and ordinary people will not take this matter seriously, after all, immortals are legendary existences, and there has never been a legend of immortals in the entire cultivation world for ten thousand years, where can the immortals from this Burning Immortal Valley be burned to death in this place?

In a dense forest, a pair of watery eyes were exposed between the leaves, and the thief was spinning, and there was a half-pillar of incense that remained motionless for a while, making sure that no one was really following, and the thin figure came out of the leaves.

Dong Huangxi patted his chest that had not yet developed, and muttered a little dissatisfied: "Why don't you grow up yet?" My sister's are much bigger than others, and every time she shows off in front of others, if you dare to show off in front of others next time, I will cut off your chest with a knife." ”

After speaking, he danced his little fist, and the two pigtails shook with him.

Dong Huangxi is dressed in a fiery red suit, with a round face, smooth and white without a trace of flaws, the eyes are also round, the thief is bright and bright, constantly flashing, the eyelashes tremble, the nose and mouth are a little smaller than the face, a little exaggerated is a hellokitty, less than one meter five tall, plus a fully developed body, it is clearly a Lori.

Donghuang Xi looked around, and found that he had never been to this place before, and the big transfer charm was really powerful, and it could directly teleport people to millions of miles away, but unfortunately it was just that one, if he had more, he could use it again next time.

The two little slaps clapped each other, and Donghuang Xi showed two little tiger teeth and said happily: "From now on, this woman will walk the world and save all the suffering in the world!"

Chen Xu was flying in the sky, only more than ten zhang high from the ground, and at a glance, he could see that a fiery red shadow was jumping not far away, saying crazy things like "eat this woman's palm", "eat this woman's sword", "eat this woman's slap"......

Chen Xu was speechless when he heard it, and secretly said that there was no majesty and domineering of the master, and then silently recited, "Eat the master's crotch!"

After thinking about it, I found that I was still domineering!

Chen Xu said, and straightened his waist, but since the guy in his body moved his hands and feet on himself, Chen Xu can't get hard at all now, which makes Chen Xu extremely distressed, so he talks to himself when he has nothing to do, thinking that that guy has to spare himself for the sake of being so sincere.

Dong Huangxi sensed that someone was coming behind him, and he was immediately overjoyed, with a smile on his round face, and secretly said that this was the first target of this woman to save.

When I turned around, the other party was curious, although he looked like a human, why did he run around with an egg?

"Egg thief, eat the sword of this woman!"

A fiery red sword light shot up into the sky, like a beam of fiery red light, shooting directly towards Chen Xu.

Chen Xu was straightening his waist, but he didn't think that as soon as the other party opened his mouth, he would be an egg thief, and then the sword was handed over, and he trembled and said, "Xiaoyu!"

Xiao Yu's reaction speed can be said to be extremely fast, the jade light flashed, and the five-color divine light brushed twice against the rushing fire-colored light, and the sword light directly shattered.

Donghuang Xi's big eyes were puzzled, this jade egg can block his sword?

"Hey, where are you a demon, quickly appear and let this woman accept you!" Donghuangxi's figure floated up, and the fiery red figure was far away from Chen Xu, but a pair of big eyes didn't look at Chen Xu at all, staring at Xiaoyu and looking at Xiaoyu.

Chen Xu saw the appearance of the figure on the opposite side, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Lori!

But there's bad news.,That is, this Lori seems to have a brain disease.。

Chen Xu's eyes rolled around, and he beckoned, "Xiaoyu is back." ”

Xiao Yu swooped back to Chen Xu's shoulder and jumped twice, and was caught back into Chen Xu's arms.

The two faced each other from a distance, and Chen Xulang said, "I don't know why the little girl stopped me in my way?"

Donghuang Xi saw that he had made a mistake, and the other party was probably not an egg thief, otherwise this egg would not be so obedient, so he immediately put away his sword, rubbed his little nose with his little hand and said embarrassedly: "I made a mistake, did I hurt you?"

As he spoke, the figure floated over directly.

Donghuangxi soon came to Chen Xu and said with an embarrassed face: "I made a mistake, I apologize to you." ”

The beauty apologized, how can this be accepted, in other words, the beauty will not be wrong, even if it is wrong, it is right, Chen Xu was convinced of this truth, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "This is not in the way, little girl, are you going to be chivalrous?"

Chen Xu looked at Donghuangxi carefully, this little Nizi looks like kawaii, and her round face looks like a pinch, but in order to establish his tall image, Chen Xu decided not to do it for the time being, and when he gets acquainted, he is doing it, and looking at Xiao Nizi as if she has a problem with her brain, it should be easy to fool.

Lori has three good, light voice, soft body, easy to push down, when he thought that he couldn't push it down, Chen Xu was suddenly a little depressed.

As soon as he mentioned chivalry and righteousness, Donghuangxi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly: "Do you know how to be chivalrous and righteous?"

It is the duty of my generation to cooperate with beauties, Chen Xu immediately patted his chest and said: "Needless to say, who in the entire cultivation world does not know that I Chen Xu is anxious for justice and righteousness, saving lives and helping countless wounded, it is more appropriate to describe me as chivalrous and righteous!"

When Donghuang Xi heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his figure immediately floated to Chen Xu, and he was very excited: "Then you take me to do chivalrous and righteous together!"

Saying that, the two watery eyes looked at Chen Xu, bright and clear without a trace of flaws, Chen Xu looked at Donghuangxi's eyes and felt that if he didn't agree, he would definitely be punished by God, in order not to be punished by God, Chen Xu immediately nodded and said: "No problem, by the way, what's your name?"

Dong Huangxi chuckled in his heart, pinched the corner of his clothes with his little hand and said cautiously: "My name is Dong ...... Xi. ”

Chen Xu rolled his eyes, what a broken name, and returned things, and he answered casually: "My name is Nanbei." ”

Donghuang Xi looked at Chen Xu's appearance, and felt that Chen Xu didn't seem to suspect her, and suddenly smiled and said, "Big brother in the north and south is good." ”

Chen Xu really rolled his eyes this time, this Lori must have a sick brain!

Chen Xu coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, looked at Donghuang Xi and said, "Are you really going to follow me?"

Chen Xu didn't believe that his luck would be so good, he went out alone and picked up a beautiful Lori halfway, Nima treats himself too well, if he goes out every day in the future, he can't finish the girl no matter how big the nest is!

Donghuang Xi didn't know what Chen Xu was thinking, she went out for the first time, she had no experience in going out, and now she met a like-minded brother who was willing to take her own chivalrous deeds, and her mood was so refreshing, when she heard Chen Xu's question, she nodded again and again, and then looked at Chen Xu pitifully, for fear that Chen Xu would not agree.

Chen Xu's nerves have suffered a great challenge, it stands to reason that being entangled by such a beautiful woman, Chen Xu feels that it should be very cool, but this thing is too weird, a little abnormal, but Chen Xu can't figure out what is abnormal.

After thinking for a while, Chen Xu said: "Okay, then you have to listen to me, wait for us to go to the Burning Immortal Valley to do chivalry." ”

"What is chivalry and righteousness?" Xiao Yu's immature voice sounded, as if in Xiao Yu's mind, there has been no concept of chivalry and righteousness.

Chen Xu patted Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, this question is a bit complicated, I'll explain it to you slowly later, be obedient!"

Donghuangxi looked at the jade egg in Chen Xu's arms in surprise, and said in surprise: "She can speak!"

As he spoke, he stretched out a pair of small hands to hug Xiaoyu, as if he wanted to see how Xiaoyu was talking.

A pair of small hands fell on the jade egg, Chen Xu hurriedly closed his eyes, he didn't expect this Lori to be so bold and dare to attack Xiaoyu, before he could remind him, he touched it, if he was brushed by the five-color divine light, he would be crippled if he didn't die!

As expected, the five-colored divine light did not appear, and a pair of small hands directly took away the jade egg, and the two eyes looked at it curiously.

"Can you speak?"

"What are you talking about?"

"You don't know what you're talking about?"

"I don't know what to say. ”

"Then what do you know?"

"I think about it, I know that I have to be obedient. ”

Chen Xu looked at these two brain-dead speechlessly, but Xiao Yu didn't hurt Dongxi, which really surprised him, and he was ready to ask Xiao Yu.

As a result, Chen Xu was even more speechless, and the answer given by Xiaoyu was: "She has a good smell on her." ”

Chen Xu grabbed Donghuangxi's arm and smelled it curiously, a faint fragrance lingered in his nose, not any floral fragrance, Chen Xu felt that it should be body fragrance, could it be Xiaoyu like Dongxi's body fragrance, Chen Xu didn't believe in such a bad reason for losing teeth.