Chapter 128: Only Uncle is Good in the World (Part I)

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Diao Xiaosi seems to have returned to ten years ago overnight, and re-tasted the sad feeling of not being able to survive and not being able to die in the purgatory-like black coffin of the dead old man's era.

In general, counting from one to ten is a blink of an eye. But now, the number "ten" is so shocking in front of Diao Xiaosi.

In just one round, he lost half of his life, and he really tasted the bitter water.

Then there was a small "black bead tear", followed by a colorless and tasteless "humility like a valley", and then the old madman simply slapped a handful of bloody "crying sand" on Diao Xiaosi's buttocks, and suddenly there were thousands of holes in the face.

The poison is slowly and far away, and the master will go up and down and seek.

At the beginning, Diao Xiaosi was able to stand up and resist hard, but he was ruthlessly suppressed by the old madman with one hand and hard with the other.

Soon, Diao Xiaosi vomited up and down and was as soft as mud, and he didn't even have the strength to call for help. He found that he was like white dough on the board, first pinched and kneaded by the old madman, and then taught Sun Simiao to knead and knead.

Steaming, roasting, boiling, chilling, pricking, knife cutting, bloodletting, bone scraping......

Sun Simiao's methods of detoxification are all kinds of unbelievable, how to be perverted, how to cheat and how to play, all kinds of means are far beyond the limit of ordinary human understanding, and several people in the room were stunned and eye-opening.

Diao Xiaosi completely understood why Qingcheng Shuangbei was like a mouse when he saw this white-bearded old man.

He died again and again, and came back to life again and again, and he couldn't remember how many rounds of vicious fighting between Evil Moon Zhenren and Sun Simiao had been.

At the same time, Li Yuanba and Eldest Sun Wuji, the two brothers and sisters, were also thrown out of the door like dead fish by Evil Moon Zhenren and Sun Simiao. These two guys are still a little brotherly and righteous, and they want to secretly rescue Diao Xiaosi from the poisonous claws of the two great miracle doctors, and finally annoy the two old people, block their meridians and beat them violently for a long time, and then kick them outside the house.

Diao Xiaosi was lying alone and dying on the soft collapse of Baiwei Liaozhai, looking at the white-bearded old man holding a large handful of colorful golden needles in his hand and coming over to diagnose himself for toxicity, he couldn't help but tremble violently, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Let me die, I don't want to live......"

Sun Zisu, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't bear it and asked, "Grandpa, it's almost, right?"

Sun Simiao nodded and said, "This is the last round, and the name of the world's number one divine doctor is none other than me." ”

Evil Moon Zhenren put his arm on the wine jar, half leaned and half sat on the couch, looking at Sun Simiao with a smile and not speaking.

Sun Simiao pierced dozens of golden needles on Diao Xiaosi's body, and suddenly whispered, "Blue face and troubled water?"

It's no wonder that he was surprised, this blue face disaster water was originally created by the Tang Sect, and later the formula leaked and became a habitual poison in the rivers and lakes. For a medical saint-level figure like Sun Simiao, it is as light and easy as finding out what is in Diao Xiaosi's body to resolve the blue face and trouble.

But this is the last round of the real gambling between him and Evil Moon, and according to common sense, the other party should do everything he can. Therefore, he had doubts in his heart, and he couldn't guess what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of the evil moon real person.

Diao Xiao looked at Sun Simiao, who was undecided, and said weakly: "Say, how are you going to toss Lao Tzu this time - wash your stomach, bury it alive, or let insects bite you?"

Sun Simiao's silver eyebrows furrowed, as if he hadn't heard it, and he softly counted the various ingredients in the poison and said: "Blue gall, quinoa fungus, white snake saliva, dark rock fennel...... Not good!"

Dark rock fennel is produced in the 10,000-year-old rock crevices of the Hengduan Mountains in the Southern Wilderness, and is not toxic in itself, and is usually used as a medicinal guide.

At this moment, it was like a drop of ice water falling into the boiling hot oil pot, and it exploded with a "bang".

Suddenly, Diao Xiaosi only felt that the blood in his whole body was boiling, his internal organs seemed to be thrown into boiling water, and every inch of bone and muscle seemed to be burned back and forth by a red-hot soldering iron, and the burning pain in his heart instantly exceeded the limit that his body and even his nerves could bear, and he couldn't help but let out a painful roar.

"Uhh

What's even more strange is that this poor fellow's skin has a thin layer of black ice, which wraps him from head to toe like a silkworm cocoon, and smokes in the blazing barbecue, vaguely mixed with the smell of barbecue.

The meridians around his body seemed to be melting inch by inch, and he couldn't move at all, but he was extremely conscious, and he couldn't pass out.

What's even more infuriating is that Li Yuanba, who was lying on his stomach at the door, issued a heartfelt admiration: "Good, good guy, even frowning...... Don't wrinkle once, one at a time. Four...... Brother, really, really!"

Idiot, is this Lao Tzu not wanting to frown? Is this Lao Tzu not wanting to cry out for pain and beg for mercy? But you have to have that energy!

Diao Xiaosi wanted to cry without tears, and it didn't matter if the real person of Evil Moon was a real uncle or a fake uncle, he gave him all the classic words and sentences in his stomach, but he didn't make a sound.

Sun Simiao had already collected all the golden needles, stared coldly at the triumphant Evil Moon Zhenren, and three words popped out between his teeth: "Fire and snow?"

Fire and snow are not poison, but a poisoning method concocted by the Evil Moon real people out of extreme boredom.

If the various poisons in Diao Xiaosi's house in the first nine rounds are compared to fire, then the various antidote elixirs that Sun Simiao prescribed the right medicine for him to take are snow. As the dark rock fennel stone stirred up a thousand waves, the chaotic medicinal power accumulated in Diao Xiaosi's body suddenly formed a chain reaction, condensing into an unprecedented strange poison and erupting like volcanic magma.

Evil Moon Zhenren glanced at Diao Xiaosi, who was in pain, and said leisurely: "Don't blame Poor Dao for not telling you, his qi and blood are only enough to burn for two hours." ”

Sun Zisu's heart trembled when she heard this, she couldn't bear to see Diao Xiaosi's miserable situation, and she forgot all the evil deeds of this kid before, and shouted: "Grandpa!"

Sun Simiao was stunned, and looked at the evil moon and said, "This young man is really your nephew?"

Evil Moon Zhenren smiled and said, "It's like a fake." ”

Sun Simiao said "hey" and said, "Crazy!"

Instead of being angry, Evil Moon Zhenren said to himself: "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it." ”

Sun Simiao said angrily: "It's you who can't see through it yourself, and you drag the old decay into the water! Do you think I don't know whose son he is? For her, you took great pains -- don't you just want to beg me to use the blood of the unicorn to cure the hidden dangers of the meridians on this kid's body, with the friendship between you and me for decades, why not say it directly." Could it be that you look down on old decay, when I am an iron rooster who never pulls out a hair?"

It turned out that he had already noticed that Diao Xiaosi had exploded in his body, and it was only thanks to the extraordinary medical skills of the Evil Moon True Person that he continued to bridge it, but the reunion of the broken mirror was not complete in the end, and it also left a great hidden danger.

At this time, the various medicinal properties contained in Diao Xiaosi's body, Sun Simiao already knew it in his chest, and he didn't need to use a thousand miles of karma to check and diagnose it, so he knew that if he wanted to dissolve all kinds of poisons contained in the "Fire and Snow" and save this young man, in addition to all kinds of detoxification spirit herbs and immortal medicines, he must also use Qilin blood.

If the time limit is sufficient, he may be able to find another way to collect the world's precious materials and open a furnace for alchemy. But now there are only less than two hours to spare, and Da Luo Jinxian has nothing to do.

Thinking of the gambling contract made by the real person of Evil Moon, how could Sun Simiao not understand the other party's thoughts? It's just that the old madman set up a trick for himself to drill.

Evil Moon Zhenren pursed his lips and said disapprerovingly: "You are generous and generous, otherwise why would others call you Sun Qianjin?"

Sun Simiao snorted angrily, and his hands twisted into silver hair and he was silent.

Sun Zisu was soft-hearted in the end, and pulled his sleeve and begged: "Grandpa......"

Sun Simiao looked at Sun Zisu, his eyes showed a look of love, and said: "That qilin blood can only be extracted once every ten years, and last year, Grandpa had already used it once when you cast the meridian condensation vein to advance to the Zhizhi realm, and now it can no longer be extracted." So to save this boy, Grandpa has to draw blood from you. And since the unicorn blood has been diluted in your body, you have to draw more blood to see the effect. Shiso, will you still say yes?"

Sun Zisu was stunned, and hesitated in his heart, but seeing Diao Xiaosi's appearance of dying, he finally bit his cherry lip and lowered his head and said: "Grandpa has taught - the heart of the doctor's parents, Zisu has always remembered." ”

Sun Simiao caressed Sun Zisu's hair like a cloud, and smiled: "It is worthy of my Sun Simiao's granddaughter......! I'm going to let this old madman know today that there is no virtue, no benevolence, and no miracle doctor!"

He looked sideways at the Evil Moon Zhenren and said with a calm face, "You won!"

Evil Moon Zhenren shook his head and sighed: "Little Sister Sun, just by this sentence, I admire you." But don't worry, you will definitely not lose all your money, and I will ask this kid to marry your precious granddaughter when I go back!"

Sun Zisu's face turned red and shouted, "I don't want it!"

Diao Xiaosi was lying on the couch and could hear clearly, and then he realized that the old madman who dared to love was waiting for Sun Simiao here!

From proposing to fight poison to betting on winning or losing, it seems to be casual and absurd, but in fact, every link is the deliberate work of Evil Moon Zhenren, not to mention the series of strange poisons he has laid on his body seamlessly. In this way, Sun Simiao finally stepped into the hub without knowing it, and sent out unicorn blood as if he had won or lost.

However, the heavens are not as good as the people, and this life-saving blood finally fell on that girl!

Thinking of the inhuman encounter of taking poison and detoxifying, Diao Xiaosi shuddered, knowing that this whimsical method of playing with the dead without paying for his life can only be imagined by an old madman.

Not every monk will become a compassionate and righteous sage, in fact, they have their own feelings and their own perseverance, and finally write their own different legends on the journey of pursuing the Great Dao.

However, if you don't go crazy, you can't live, think about those people who stand proudly at the top of the avenue, which one is not a genius with a strange temperament? The so-called extraordinary people can achieve extraordinary things, and those who follow the rules may not be mediocre, but they are destined to not be able to reach a higher level.

Without a heart that dares to challenge the world, subvert oneself, and smash the rules, one can only be imprisoned by the world, bound by oneself, imprisoned by rules, and become a prisoner of fate without edges and corners.

After thinking about it, he suddenly heard Sun Zisu's exclamation, and Sun Simiao shouted angrily: "Xiao Yueyue, what are you going to do?"

But seeing that the evil moon real person held a special syringe two feet long with a bowl mouth in his hand, he smiled and said: "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools." You see, I've already prepared things and kept them overnight!"