Chapter 51: Who's the Broom Star?

The elixir who lost the control of her master also lost her spirit all of a sudden, and fell to the ground with a "click", and her wings soared twice without a sound.

"Hahaha...... Uncle is mighty, and he actually won!"

Ren ran over excitedly, stretched out his hand and wanted to hug Mao, but he was separated by his hand, "Stinky boy, don't touch me!"

"Hiss~~~ It fucking hurts!"

He grinned and tore off a dart and threw it on the ground in disgust.

Then, the second, third, fourth......

"Uncle, don't move, I'll help you!"

"Hey...... Don't ......."

Before Mao finished speaking, either had already opened his bow left and right, and the darts "clanged" and fell to the ground.

"Ouch~~~ Stinky boy, you lighten it! don't get it...... Ouch~~~Hiss~~~"

After a while, as if plucking hair, Ren pulled the darts off Mao's body, and he was covered in bloody holes.

The sour taste in this is what Mao seems to know.

"Stinky boy, you won't be a little lighter and a little slower, take pity on my old bones, and be careful that you can't find a daughter-in-law in the future. ”

Ren rubbed his nose and said in surprise: "You are old and not a beautiful girl, so you don't need to be pity." Besides, whoever would marry a girl like me would have stopped daydreaming for a long time. ”

"Bah, bah, bah...... How old are you, old man, I'm old, and there are beauties to worry about, you kid won't be so unproductive, right?"

With a "poof", saliva sprayed and his face appeared, "No...... Uncle, I'm not deaf, what did you just say? You still have a beautiful woman to worry about? Really fake?"

"What is really fake? No need to question, it's true. Old man, I don't have any other skills, just to recruit girls to like, no way, I'm also very distressed, no, I've been hiding in this ghost place for a hundred years, and I don't dare to go out. ”

"I'm really too hard, alas~~~"

Mao looked like a "helpless flower to remember, flowing water is ruthless and empty".

Ren was so amused that his waist was bent with laughter, "Uncle, I'm afraid you're old and confused, which lame girl will fall in love with you a bad old man?"

"If you say that when you were young, I would definitely believe you, you are nine hundred years old, so don't go to the trouble of people's girls. ”

"Huh...... You kid is too tender, you know what kind of love between men and women (. . A man's charm cannot be measured by age, but by ability. ”

"That's right, once upon a time, the 87-year-old ancestor in my family was also a capable person, and the day before he died, he married an eighth aunt. ”

Any look of nostalgia, "Tut-tut...... My eighth grandmother is really beautiful, but unfortunately, after the old ancestor died, she also disappeared. ”

Mao seemed to be busy applying medicine to his wounds, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, "You said that your ancestor was dying, and he married an eighth aunt, and then, this woman also disappeared?"

"yes, the man is gone. I was too young to remember anything at that time, but I heard the servants at home chatting, saying that they still saw human figures during the day, and at night the ancestor was buried, and after crying, she was gone. ”

"Nobody knows where she went, or whether she escaped or was abducted, who knows. Anyway, the living people just disappeared. ”

"It's amazing! You ancestor is not simple. However, this can be done if you have the financial resources, and it is not the same thing as the man's ability I said, and you will know the difference when you experience it. ”

Either raised his eyebrows and looked at Mao suspiciously. Mao smiled obscenely, and did not elaborate, but continued to apply the medicinal powder, and asked tentatively,

"Listen to what you mean, your family was not bad when you were a child, and you could afford to raise servants, why are you so ...... now?"

He was embarrassed to say that any of them looked like a destitute beggar, in fact, any of them were not beggars.

Ren shrugged his shoulders, told him about his past, and sighed, "Alas~~~ Uncle, you say, am I really a broom star?"

Mao suddenly realized: "I understand, I said why am I so unlucky, it turns out that the root cause is all in your kid!"

The strange hand that kept pinching him was originally aimed at any of them, but it was transferred to him later, and now it disappeared inexplicably, which is really strange and strange.

The most terrifying thing is that he didn't plan to take this road in the first place, and any stinky boy has to say that the path he chooses is full of dangers, and he should listen to him once.

He thought that anyway, they were almost the same two paths, and in the end he could go to where he wanted to go, so he chose this path as he wished.

Who knew that he would meet such a murderous monk, and he would use poisonous insects without saying a word, which was completely the style of the Demon Gate.

If it weren't for the sudden appearance of a protective shield from behind, he would have almost died here.

Thinking of this, he was very curious, who rescued him?

Any, he was the first to rule it out, but except for any, there was no one here? weird, really weird.

If you can't figure it out, then don't go to the nitty-gritty. He said to any casual perfunctory,

"The statement of the broom star is pure nonsense. In my eyes, you are a person with lucky stars, really unlucky people, those are all died young, such as the kind of baby who has never even seen the day, and is stillborn, that is really miserable. ”

"Uncle, what you said is reasonable, isn't that it. Hahaha......"

Ren let go of his knot and laughed heartily, but to his great joy and sadness, the long-lost claws were staring at him again.

"Ouch...... it, that thing is eyeing me again. Oh my mother!"

When he spoke, he was pinched two or three times.

"Yes, you also have today, did you laugh at me before?" said Mao with a sigh of relief.

"Uncle, what the hell is this, it's so annoying!"

As soon as he complained, he felt that the one who pinched him slammed hard, "Wow~~~ Pain and pain!!"

His tears almost didn't come out.

"I was wrong, grandpa grandpa, grandma grandpa, you always raise your noble hand, don't be heavy-handed. ”

It's also strange to say that after such a soft word and begging, the hand that was originally pinched hard was actually much easier.

He blessed his soul, and couldn't help but continue: "You are the loveliest person in the world, with a heart as beautiful as gold, and you must be loved by everyone, and flowers will bloom, right?"

Sure enough, after such a flattering word, the claw that pinched him was not pinched, but gave him a massage.

"Ah~~~ It's so fucking comfortable!...... "Racking his brains, he gave this mysterious thing a name, "Little cutie, I'll call you cute, if you like it, pinch it gently, if you don't like it, pinch it hard, I'll give you a new title." ”

The paw seemed satisfied, still kneading him gently.

Ren He had ever enjoyed such treatment, and the other party's kneading made him feel comfortable, and he almost hummed.

Mao on the side looked at this scene with wide eyes, and couldn't help but say sour words jealously, "His grandmother's, this thing actually eats this set, why didn't I think of it?"

caused him to suffer for several days for no reason, unlucky, he himself is the broom star!

His heart wailed uncomfortably.