Chapter 647: Lost Forest (II)

In the end, Diao Xiaosi, who was covered with mud, was pulled out of the soil with the help of Luo Shui Hanxiang.

originally wanted to earn a face in front of Xiaobaimi, but who knew that it backfired and lost his face, Diao Xiaosi's face was darker than the bottom of the pot.

He wiped the mud off his face, rolled his eyes, and said: "Do you know what it means to do bad things with good intentions? You rushed over so rashly, you are not afraid of being sat down into a meat pie by Lao Tzu? In order to save your life, I had to change the law against the sky and sacrifice myself, and put my head in the ground!"

Luo Shuihan smiled and said: "It's reckless, please Brother Diao Haihan." ”

"Are you waiting for Lao Tzu to fall to death, and you are going to use this sentence to send it away?"

Luo Shuihan's smile remained elegant and noble, and replied, "If Brother Diao still feels resentful in his heart, he can punch me out of anger." ”

"Are you embarrassed to be ashamed when Lao Tzu hears this?" Diao Xiaosi thought that in the past ten days, the little white face surnamed Luo had probably been the same to Ya Lauder, and he pretended to ask for warmth, and he was uncomfortable.

Luo Shuihan smiled and asked, "Brother Diao is here for Chu Weili?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned and said, "Have you seen Lao Chu?"

Luo Shuihan bowed his head and said, "I was with him just now, and I rushed over because I heard Brother Diao's shout." ”

Diao Xiaosi said happily: "Lao Chu's injury is not better, take me to see him!"

Luo Shuihan said: "Brother Chu injured his internal organs, but fortunately, his life is worry-free, and after these few days of conditioning, he has improved considerably. ”

"How many days?" Diao Xiaosi's head was confused, and he had the impression that he had been in the Chaos Maze Forest for at least more than a month, and he was still wondering why the array gate had not been opened for a long time, and why had it shrunk by seven or eight percent in Luo Shuihan's mouth?

Luo Shuihan seemed to guess Diao Xiaosi's thoughts, and said, "Brother Diao, time here is disordered. ”

Diao Xiaosi suddenly realized, but he refused to admit defeat in his mouth: "You mean Lao Tzu miscalculated the time?"

Luo Shuihan smiled and was silent, and Diao Xiaosi was silent.

The two looked at each other quietly for a moment, and Diao Xiaosi had quietly calculated the correct time in his heart. If you count from the time he entered the Chaos Labyrinth, it will be no more, no less, just three days.

It's only been three days! He felt the hot steaming on his face, and was about to say a few words to get back to the field, when he suddenly remembered that he had seen Chu Weili in the forest a few days ago.

If Luo Shuihan hadn't lied, Chu Weili should be lying down to recuperate from his injuries now, how could it be possible to fly around the forest?

Just when he was feeling confused, Luo Shuihan froze his body and said, "Brother Chu, look who is coming!"

Diao Xiaosi stared at it, and saw Chu Weili sitting cross-legged under a tree, concentrating on his own exercises to heal his injuries.

Something is wrong...... Who was that person I met three days ago?!

Could it be that he was unknowingly bewitched by the rules of the magic circle of the Chaos Maze Forest, and had fallen into a confused spiritual illusion?

He couldn't help but stir up, and hurriedly ran with all his might, and at the same time quickly calculated and deduced the rules of the surrounding magic circles, but he didn't notice the slightest hint of abnormality.

Chu Weili slowly opened his eyes under the tree, and glanced at Diao Xiaosi lightly, but there was no excitement of the latter's expectation of thanksgiving or crying, still with that cold zombie face, and nodding to him barely counted as a greeting.

Where was Diao Xiaosi willing to let Chu Weili go easily, he came to the tree and stretched out his hand, first touched the other party's forehead, then his neck, chest, and lower abdomen, and then went all the way down-

At first, Chu Weili didn't want to deal with this bastard, and tried to stay calm. Helplessly, Diao Xiaosi got more and more inches, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and flew up and kicked him in the stomach.

"Your mother hurts so much, it's not an illusion...... Diao Xiaosi was not angry but happy, while bending over and rubbing his lower abdomen, he gasped and said: "Your legs can move, your feet can kick people, it's okay! ”

Chu Weili said coldly: "I will be angry when I see you." ”

Diao Xiaosi was annoyed, straightened up and said, "Lao Tzu recruited you to provoke you?" If you knew this, I won't come to save you if you kill me." Hey, you're now a four-turn scattered immortal, no wonder you speak so horizontally. ”

Chu Weili didn't appreciate it, and said hesitantly: "When you come to the rescue, I have already been broken up." ”

Diao Xiaosi disagreed and said, "It's okay, I can help you collect ...... Corpses"

Chu Weili closed his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him, and carefully understood the rules of the magic circle in the Chaos Forest. In this ghost place, if you master the rules of the formation, you will have more strength to protect yourself.

Suddenly, his nose moved, he smelled a tempting fragrance, and he couldn't help but swallow it secretly.

The fragrance became stronger and stronger, and it was like growing legs and drilling into his nostrils, and he couldn't refuse if he wanted to.

In the end, Chu Weili couldn't hold back the **** of the meaty smell and opened his eyes again.

I saw a familiar cauldron set up under the tree, and the milky white soup in it was bubbling and tumbling, and a yellow leg was stewed. In order to make it fresh, the pot also added winning fish and some spices, and the slightest wisps of aroma overflowed and could be smelled from eight hundred miles away.

Diao Xiaosi sat on the edge of the pot and deliberately fanned the hot air coming out of the pot with his hands, driving the fragrance under Chu Weili's nose.

"I want that piece of meat on my calf. Chu Weili sadly found that as long as he was with Diao Xiaosi, his humble demeanor would be inexplicably thrown into the sauce jar and dyed into a color that he didn't want to think about.

"To be able to control the flames to such an extent, Brother Diao's understanding is beyond the reach of dust. ”

Luo Shuihan stared at the Haoyang Divine Fire dancing under the cauldron on the side, and praised loudly without concealment.

This is the Chaos Forest, and if you want to make a fire and cook under the influence of the Chaos Formation, it is much more difficult than flying against the wind. If Diao Xiaosi was willing to put more of his mind into cultivation instead of filling his stomach to solve the cravings, he would not be **** in the soil before.

But then again, who said that making a fire is not a practice, and cooking is not a kind of enlightenment?

Diao Xiaosi pulled out the Youquan short knife, cut off a large piece of Chenghuang's calf meat and handed it to Chu Weili, and then cut a large piece of himself with the newly acquired Xuanhai dagger, and snorted at Luo Shuihan: "Don't think that you have meat to eat if you shoot Lao Tzu in two sentences." ”

Luo Shuihan smiled good-naturedly, Chu Wei couldn't look at it, and handed him the yellow leg meat inserted in the Youquan short knife and said, "Brother Luo, you eat this piece." ”

After that, he snatched the Xuanhai dagger in Diao Xiaosi's hand, bit the yellow leg meat inserted in the blade, chewed it carefully for a while, shook his head and said, "It's old, and the heat can't be home." ”

Diao Xiaosi was dumbfounded, and said with a tight chest: "Did I say that I want you to help me treat?"

"So what?" Chu Weili wrote lightly: "My life was saved by Brother Luo, Chu asked him to eat a piece of meat, do you need to complain?"

Diao Xiaosi was furious: "But that's Lao Tzu's meat!"

Chu Weili shook his head and said, "That's wrong, this is not your meat, it's the yellow meat." ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, Huo Ran woke up, and the reader talked about crooked reasoning, which was more annoying than ten **** tied together. Compared with the **** fighting style of going straight to the swear words, they are more accustomed to quoting scriptures to occupy the commanding heights, and completely defeat the opponent morally from the momentum.

It was not only Diao Xiaosi who was defeated at this moment, but also the half of the yellow leg meat left in the pot.

I saw it quietly stand up from the boiling soup, and then staggered away from home and flew up to the ground.

"Will the cooked meat fly?" Diao Xiaosi looked at the yellow-legged meat that was slowly rising in front of him, forgot to settle accounts with Chu Weili and Luo Shuihan, and asked confusedly: "Is there this in the formation rules?"

Chu Weili's eyes were glued to the leg meat, and he said slowly: "I'm not sure, maybe it's a new unspoken rule." ”

"Unspoken rules?" Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened and he tried to crack it, but he finally said in discouragement: "It seems to be beyond the limit of what Lao Tzu can understand at the moment." ”

Suddenly, Luo Shuihan smiled and said, "Actually, this rule is very simple, and each of us can do it." ”

Chu Weili was surprised and said, "Brother Luo, you actually managed to crack it so quickly?"

Luo Shuihan nodded and replied, "The key is to find a clue. ”

"Clues?" Chu Weili thought for a moment and sighed: "I'm ashamed, I'm still clueless." ”

Diao Xiaosi sneered and said, "Old Chu, don't listen to him bragging." In my hometown, people like him are all over the street, setting up a stall and planting a flag, blowing the clouds and fog as mysterious as possible, and he is embarrassed to say that he is a god of heaven. ”

Luo Shuihan didn't get angry when he heard this, and pointed to the yellow leg meat that had risen three or four feet high: "It's naturally not enough to rely on clues, but also to have hooks." ”

"Hook, you still have a hammer! Hook, hehe...... Hook, you motherfuck!"

Diao Xiaosi suddenly jumped four or five feet high, stretched out his hand to grab the yellow leg meat, and vaguely saw that there was really a transparent silk thread hanging from the flesh, which was almost invisible under the interference of the magic circle in the forest.

"Whoosh!" The yellow leg meat suddenly slid towards the right side of the body, and Diao Xiaosi's hand was empty.

At the same time, a figure fell from above the top of the tree, stretching two huge silver wings to soar in the wind, grabbing the first step ahead of Diao Xiaosi, reaching out to grab the flesh of Chenghuang's legs.

"Let's go, let's go-" Before Diao Xiaosi came back to his senses, this birdman with a pair of silver wings divided it by two and gnawed it cleanly, just afraid that tying Li Yuanba and Shanye together would not be able to catch up with his iron mouth, copper teeth and big appetite.

At this time, the birdman opened his mouth and slowly pulled out a smooth yellow leg bone from his mouth.

The whole leg bone is as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and God knows how he stuffed it into his mouth.

"Eagle, starling, sparrow?" Diao Xiaosi forgot his anger, looked at the birdman's wings and kept guessing.

The birdman shook his head as he spat out his leg bones.

He was about fifteen or sixteen years old, like a childish ginseng doll carved in pink and jade, and anyone wanted to bite hard.

Finally, the yellow leg bone that was more than a foot long was completely spit out of his mouth. The birdman held the end of the leg bone with his hand, patted Diao Xiaosi's chest and said, "The craftsmanship is good, I just want to find a cook that suits my taste, it's you." ”

Diao Xiaosi patted away the yellow leg bone, and said angrily: "Why don't you say that there is still a lack of toilet brushes at home?"

I heard Chu Weili say slowly under the tree: "If you can let the son of the Absolute Hou Yu Qianyang brush back to the toilet, I will swallow the soup and the pot in my stomach." ”