The weather is getting hotter, but in the fairy world, the temperature has always remained at a "livable" level.

Wu Ge stayed in the immortal realm every day to cultivate, and gradually became a little uncomfortable with the outside environment. For example, he had never felt any air pollution problems before, but now he felt tightness in his chest when he returned to the mortal world. If it weren't for his cultivation, he wouldn't have been able to stand it a long time ago.

It's really easy to be spoiled.

However, in the fairy world, everything is not worry-free, and the simplest one: Lu Xiaoxiao will not let him go.

"Senior brother, stop practicing. Go out with me. ”

“...... It's enough to have a junior sister with you. I'll send you out and come back, okay. ”

"No," Lu Xiaoxiao pouted, "I'm going to find my father, and you have to show me the way." ”

"Didn't you find it just by taking a breath?"

"That's not exhausting, it's not easy to practice qi, why don't you know how to cherish it at all?"

Wu Ge was speechless, but he was very unconvinced, because in the fairy world, Lu Xiaoxiao's squandering of "qi" was a well-known fact. was beaten by Lu Xiaoxiao and "didn't know how to cherish" such a rake, I'm afraid no one will be convinced.

It's just that he's been practicing for a while today. Master Qingyun had warned him that immortal cultivation could not be rushed, and that he must maintain a state of "naturalness". Since ancient times, there have been countless immortal cultivators, and only a very small number of them can succeed in the end. Each of these very few successful people can give you dozens of painful lessons of "haste is not enough" - most of them are their apprentices, or even their masters.

Lu Xiaoxiao naturally wanted to find Cheng Yingxia first, and then Wu Ge led the way to the "Shengli" Internet café.

I really can't complain about Wu Ge about this matter - among his three masters, Lu Dongbin and Jigong are quite easy to deal with, but Sun Wukong is a pestering master, and he asks Wu Ge to take him to find a fun place every day, and he asks not to be the same. At that time, Wu Ge was still preparing for the college entrance examination, and he had to face the more difficult Lu Xiaoxiao every day, which was really exhausted and lacking skills. In the end, Wu Ge, who was so annoyed, had no choice but to take Sun Wukong to the Internet café opened by Zhang Shengwei and teach Sun Wukong to play video games. Don't say it, this trick really works, Sun Wukong quickly played it, and the number of times he came to trouble Wu Ge was greatly reduced.

Sun Wukong is a fairy, he doesn't need to eat or sleep, and his mother doesn't call him home for dinner, so he naturally plays in the dark. As the days went by, Zhang Shengwei couldn't stand it a little, because Sun Wukong had no money, and although Wu Ge sometimes gave some, it was far from enough. On the one hand, Zhang Shengwei hindered Wu Ge's face, and on the other hand, he was afraid of the old man's temper, although he held his breath, he didn't dare to complain about anything. However, Li Lili, another owner of the Internet café, is a long-term master, she feels that the current competition in Internet cafes is fierce, and if you want to attract customers, you must have your own characteristics. Later facts proved that Li Lili's idea was correct, and the networms all thought Sun Wukong was very funny - he called himself a fairy, and often showed his hands to everyone to make a little magic or something, and as long as you don't mention "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong's temper is very good. They called Sun Wukong "old man" in front of him, and called him "our dear old man" behind his back. "Many networms come here to play for the "old man", and the Internet café is full every day, so that it has become a common practice for local Internet cafes to hire old men to play games. Zhang Shengwei was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, so he pushed the boat down the river and waived Sun Wukong's Internet fee. Later, a local more powerful ready-to-wear store proposed to hire Sun Wukong as an image endorsement, although Sun Wukong refused on the grounds that he was too busy playing games, but the other party still bought the design rights of Sun Wukong's denim cloak at a price of 2,000, which is said to be selling well; Sun Wukong's small life in the mortal world is quite nourishing.

In contrast, Lu Dongbin's life was more disastrous. His hobby is "color" - although this statement is not very accurate - but now it is not like in ancient times to put on a broken death and chant a few lines of poetry, but now it is an economic era, and to make beautiful eyebrows is to pay for silver, big silver. Lu Dongbin had no money, so the rich woman Bao was unwilling, and later heard Sun Wukong mention that there was an "online dating", so he applied for a QQ, and often bubbled on the Internet and stopped itching.

When Wu Ge and the three of them were about to walk to the "Shengli" Internet café, they met Zhang Shengwei. As soon as he saw the two beauties, Zhang Shengwei's eyes immediately straightened.

"Old Gezi, this is ...... I won't give an introduction!"

"Uh, here's my ...... Senior sister and junior sister. ”

Wu Ge didn't say who was the senior sister and who was the junior sister, this question was quite embarrassing, and once it was explained, more questions would definitely follow.

"Wow," Zhang Shengwei's mouth opened wider than the shell of his pearl to show off. "Senior sister and junior sister, it's so romantic. I really like to have a senior sister and a younger sister. ”

Wu Ge got goosebumps all over his body, and he wanted to pull his head off and smash it on the wall.

"You're looking for the old man, right? I'll get you a membership card, and I'll get a 20% discount on the card...... No, it's completely free. Lao Gezi, you are really, why didn't you bring your senior sister and junior sister to play earlier...... This is it, the old man is here today. ”

Zhang Shengwei diligently lifted the heat shield and beckoned them in.

"Uh......h It stinks. ”

As soon as he entered the Internet café, Lu Xiaoxiao frowned and slapped his nose exaggeratedly.

Of course, it was the height of summer, and although the Internet café was equipped with air conditioners and exhaust fans, after all, the space was cramped and there were many people. Internet cafes have always been a place where the smell of smoke and sweat dominates, and if you meet some mavericks, unruly people, you may even have a little fermented soy product mixed in with the metaphor of marriage for a break under the computer desk. And most of the objects that the marriage metaphor should be filled with are now coiled on the chair, or even stilted on the computer desk, enjoying the master's caresses comfortably, and twisting a few times vividly from time to time, which makes people sincerely sigh that Darwin is right - people are really monkeys!

"Hmm, does it stink?" Zhang Shengwei sniffled suspiciously, looking like "I have been in the abalone for a long time without noticing its smell".

"How can Lao Gezi be willing to come over today...... Looking for an old man?"

Li Lili greeted her with a spring breeze on her face, but before Wu Ge could answer, she had already seen Cheng Yingxia and Lu Xiaoxiao, and then she saw Zhang Shengwei's flattery, and her face suddenly sank.

Zhang Shengwei is really a genius in terms of "lust", everyone in the Internet café sweated for him, he didn't realize that the "housekeeper's wife" had arrived by his side, and his mind was all on the two beauties.

"It's okay, let's open the doors and windows for a while. "His demeanor is like a little Peking.

"The doors and windows are open, isn't it hot in the house? How many air conditioners do you have?" Li Lili yelled.

Only then did Zhang Shengwei notice that the "true destiny" he couldn't shake off was behind him.

"Wouldn't it be nice to turn on the air conditioner...... I'll talk about it for a while. ”

"Open bigger, you're so rich, you don't use electricity!"

"I'm talking about you," Zhang Shengwei was a little annoyed, "why don't you know how to think about customers...... I'm really not worth it for you, you said that you are also a woman, how can you stay in such an environment. ”

Li Lili was silent with anger. She is well aware of her weaknesses, but she also knows how to deal with them - a beautiful girl can be coquettish, and it is useless for her to be coquettish, but she can be spoiled.

She grabbed Zhang Shengwei's ears with lightning speed and skillfully pulled him out of the door.

There was a snickering in the Internet café -- although Zhang Shengwei and Li Lili did not admit it, "the two of them fighting" was indeed one of the selling points of the "Shengli Internet Cafe."