Chapter 88: The Combination of Cheapness (I)
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Diao Xiaosi walked out of the imperial city in a daze, touched his head as if he had not moved his position on his neck, and couldn't help but let out a long breath.
In this way, there is one more emperor, Lao Tzu, and he has become the son of a dragon and a grandson? He felt as if he was dreaming. Although it is a fake, it is also the emperor's old son - no, for the time being, it should be said that it is the son handpicked by the emperor Laozi, isn't it?
However, not everyone can be the son of this emperor, and if I don't think Lao Tzu is disobedient, I will reward some poisonous wine, white silk swords and other things that cost people's lives.
No, as soon as he recognized his father, his father ordered him to leave for Jiangzhou within three days to repair the grave and build a tomb for the dead ghost mother. accompanied by the little girl's skin of Princess Jincheng, who was clearly the prisoner who verified her identity. If the female corpse dug up from the grave was not Zhang Lihua, there was a chance that not only the prince would not be able to do it, but even the ruffian would not be able to do it in this life. Either the death is miserable, or the future is limitless, Diao Xiaosi is determined to let go.
In view of the obvious sense of superiority after the upgrade, Diao Xiaosi pondered that there were still three days to go, and there should be enough time to have a good chat with Duan Zhentian. Since he has the identity of the emperor's illegitimate son, Diao Xiaosi's confidence skyrocketed and pulled out Jiulianyang, thinking to himself that if he didn't make Duan Lao Ghost a poor and white, he was really sorry for the emperor's son.
However, it is a bit lonely and not majestic enough to kill the door by himself, so it is necessary to find a thug in the town.
He planned all the way back to Liuyuan, and was running into Li Yuanba, who was going home to sleep with a burp after eating.
Diao Xiaosi dragged Li Yuanba into his room, closed the door and said, "Brother Yuanba, is Chang'an okay?"
Li Yuanba nodded again and again: "Good, good, better than Jin - Yang." ”
Diao Xiaosi smiled slightly and said, "What's wrong?"
Li Yuan said domineeringly: "Lord, Grandpa Tiantianshan - Zhenhai delicacies, you can't eat it, come here!"
Diao Xiaosi sighed and said: "You have eaten all over Jinyang, and then you have eaten all over Chang'an, are you only satisfied with eating and drinking in this life?
Li Yuanba was stunned and said, "Pigs will be planted...... People?"
Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said: "Pigs can't plant people, but people can slaughter pigs! Brother, you should think about your future." People are different from pigs because pigs only think about today, while people think about tomorrow – what we usually call 'ambition'. Brother Yuanba, what are your ambitions?"
Li Yuanba thought about it for a while, rolled his eyes and said, "Ambition can be a night...... Do you want to eat supper?, my master said...... The gods and horses are all floating and floating clouds, and they can eat and drink well and everything...... Good. ”
Diao Xiaosi glared at Li Yuanba, is it lucky or unlucky that this son can bump into such a superb master? But thinking about the dead old man and the old blind man, he couldn't help but feel sympathy for this brother who took the initiative to ask for attention.
Since they are both fallen people at the end of the world, they have to pull their brothers in a reasonable way.
He said solemnly: "If everyone only wants their own food and clothing, who will punish the evil and promote the good, and who will rob the rich and help the poor, what justice can there be in the world of the Great Sui? If you are a hero, you have to do great things and make a lot of money, and you can't bury your talent!"
Li Yuanba grinned and said happily: "Fourth, fourth brother, who do you want to do this time?"
Diao Xiaosi lost his aura all of a sudden, and his eyes rolled up and said, "Is your fourth brother that kind of person?"
Li Yuanba didn't say a word, nor did he laugh, and his two little eyes stared at him in a daze. Diao Xiaosi was weak for a while, and said: "Forget it, to tell you the truth, I recently found out that Duan Zhentian of the Guan Luo Dart Bureau had fornicated with thieves and robbed and killed the Buddha Ci Hall. ”
He knocked on the table and said, "Boss Hou of Foci Hall is a good friend of your brother-in-law, do you know this?"
Li Yuanba's triangular eyes were dripping in his sockets, and he asked, "Fourth brother wants me to help...... Cultivating the surname Duan?"
Diao Xiaosi said: "The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband." What's more, we are not for personal gain, and even more so you are still a general of the Great Sui Dynasty? Now is an eventful time, and the imperial court is busy quelling rebellions everywhere. We're not embarrassed to add any more chaos to His Majesty, right? Therefore, if you are a hero, you must stand up to share the worries of the imperial court, contribute to the society, and go deep into the Longtan Tiger's Den and Duan Lao Ghost to the end. If he does not repent, he will be splashed with blood in five steps to tell the world!"
Li Yuanba listened carefully and asked, "What if Duan, Duan's old ghost is sincere—repent?"
Diao Xiaosi pondered and said: "Then it depends on how sincere he is? If it's real money-well, it should be said that he is sincerely reforming his heart and changing his family, we can't force his family to ruin." The Buddha said that saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter. Brother Yuanba, I really can't bear to see the gold, silver and jewelry accumulated by the Guan Luo Dart Bureau for many years being destroyed by raiding their homes, so I have to bear all these things for them. ”
Li Yuanba sighed: "Fourth brother, you, you can't be a man, your heart is too soft, take all the problems yourself, and carry it yourself." Or - I, I'll help you carry it, carry it a little?"
Diao Xiaosi looked at Li Yuanba gratefully and eagerly, and the two looked at each other, and everything was silent. Tomorrow, we will purge the rebels for the court and turn the lost wolf into a lamb.
The next day, when it was dawning, Diao Xiaosi had been practicing for a night and was just about to fall asleep, when he heard Li Yuanba shouting outside the door: "Fourth, fourth brother, saving and saving people is like fighting a fire, and I can't wait!"
Diao Xiaosi fell on the bed with sleepy eyes and said, "Sleepy for a while." ”
Li Yuanba was stunned, and shouted: "Fourth, fourth brother, it's us...... It's time for you to carry something for the court!"
Diao Xiaosi covered the quilt on his head, and he couldn't hear it.
Hearing the knock of the door, the door snapped in half and fell to the ground, Li Yuanba rushed into the room majestically with two drum urns and golden hammers, and asked innocently: "I, I'm hungry, where can I eat and have breakfast?"
"You baba!" Diao Xiaosi couldn't bear to shake off the quilt, bounced up and kicked Li Yuanba's chest, but he didn't expect that this foodie was covered in skin and bones harder than iron, and the pain made him jump straight up.
Li Yuanba didn't notice it and asked, "Fourth, fourth brother, if you don't jump, we'll ...... Let's go?"
Diao Xiaosi endured the pain and grabbed Li Yuanba, gritted his teeth and said: "Let's go, brother will take you to fight dogs and eat meat buns, this is the only one, there is no semicolon!"
The two of them didn't need to mount, and under the stunned gaze of the dart masters, they rushed out of Liuyuan and went straight to the Guanluo dart game.
As soon as the two walked out of Yong'an Fang, they met a boy wearing a brocade robe and a hand-cranked folding fan. But looking at his oily head and pink face, he raised his head in three steps, raised his head in five steps, twisted his waist, and the folding fan with Guo Pu's name on the back of the Huashan Jade Girl Peak painted on the front was whirring in his hand, setting off a fragrant wind.
Diao Xiaosi felt that this kid was a shemale, and he was fantasizing about punching him high and delicate face to increase his ruddyness, but he suddenly heard Li Yuanba yell: "You, you are a green bastard-"
The boy's eyes lit up when he heard the prestige, and he smiled with a peach blossom smile on his face, opened his jade arms and big sleeves and danced forward to greet him and said: "Senior Brother Yuanba, don't come to be harmless? Brother Fool arrived at Dejing last night, and I heard that you made a big fuss in Fubu and shook Chang'an City, and you are worthy of being the proud successor of Master Ziyang! So, early this morning, Brother Fool couldn't wait to find out where the Huitong Dart Bureau was, and hurried to meet you. I see that you are in a hurry and murderous, but I don't know where there is injustice, I need you and my Qingcheng heirs to draw their swords to help fight the righteous heroes?"
Diao Xiaosi patiently listened to this kid's verbosity, and finally understood two points: this one is Li Yuanba's fellow brother, and this one likes to make trouble out of nothing.
Think about Qingcheng, it is worthy of outstanding people, and there are all kinds of birds in a hundred flowers.
I saw Li Yuanba grinning and laughing, hugging his son's brother, you punched me, I stepped on you, grinning in pain, and said affectionately: "Okay, good boy, I want to, I want to die!" Come on...... Master introduces you - this, this is my fourth and fourth brother!"
Brother Gongzi turned around, clasped his fists in his hands, and said while dangling his chest: "Mr. Diao's dart head, he has admired his name for a long time. Seeing you today, Sansheng is lucky. Under the eldest grandson Wuji, the people in the rivers and lakes are called 'the maiden sword', and he is the first beautiful man under the Qingcheng Gate. ”
Diao Xiaosi looked his son up and down, and muttered in his heart: "The maiden sword, the eldest grandson has no chicken...... What the fuck is this—huh, the eldest grandson has no chicken?!"
His heart suddenly moved, thinking of the eldest grandson Guanyin, only to see that there was a rare similarity between the eyebrows of these two people, although he was not sure whether he had the same mother, but there was a chance that he was born from the same father.
Thinking of this, Diao Xiaosi smiled and bowed his hand and said: "Brother Wuji, Fengshen is as free and uninhibited as jade, which really makes us ashamed of ourselves." Yuan Ba and I are about to go to the Guanluo Dart Bureau to lock up the traitors, I don't know if there is no chicken brother to Yaxing to participate in the righteous act?"
The eldest grandson Wuji clasped his left fist and slapped his right palm, shouting: "Isn't it just smashing the field, go!"
Diao Xiaosi's skin bag seemed to be pierced by someone with a needle, and he glared: "Dare to love you Haba who can speak human words?"
The eldest grandson Wuji shook off the folding fan and shook it with a "bang", and replied: "Nonsense, that is, when we come to Chang'an City, where celebrities and beauties are like clouds, we naturally want to follow the customs of the countryside and learn to be Sven people from now on." ”
Diao Xiaosi snatched the folding fan and knocked on the door of his head, scolding: "Celebrities gather...... I think it's a hooligan meeting!"
At that moment, the three heroes faced the rising sun, dressed in the glow of the sun and the heroic clouds, and walked through the lazy and newly awakened streets of the ancient city of Chang'an side by side, and came to the gate of the Guanluo Dart Bureau.
On both sides of the gate of the Guanluo Dart Bureau, four burly black-clothed men saw Diao Xiaosi as if he was facing a great enemy, and pressed the handle of the knife with his hand and scolded: "The surname Diao, what are you doing?"
Diao Xiaosi was full of spring breeze and said: "I bothered a few big brothers, and said that I had something important to ask to see Mr. Duan's dart." ”
A big man in black said in a vicious voice: "The head of the dart is not free to see you, get out!"
The eldest grandson Wuji stepped forward with a smile, and said with another salute: "This brother, Xiaosheng is so polite." Zi said: 'Wouldn't it be nice to have friends from afar?' Brother Tai is thousands of miles away from people?"
The big man in black raised his eyebrows and scolded: "Where did you hit the nerd, get out of your mother's arms and drink milk......"
Before the words fell, everyone saw a flower in front of them, and they heard the crisp sound of "Boom", the eldest grandson Wuji tore off all the clothes on the big man's body and grabbed them in his hands, and groaned: "I'll send you away, thousands of miles away——"
The big man was naked and had not yet reacted, and the eldest grandson Wuji "exhaled" the folding fan in his hand, and displayed the "thousands of miles of wind and sand" in Qingcheng.
A gust of wind surged out of thin air, lifting the big man's burly body into the air and slamming into the wall next to the door with a "bang".
The remaining three black-clothed men were shocked and angry, and shouted forward to besiege them.
The eldest grandson Wuji was not in a hurry, pulling his clothes with one hand and shaking a fan with the other, he listened to the triple sound of "bang bang bang", and the four smooth big men were a pair on one side, like a naked door god embedded in the wall and couldn't move.
Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened and he was amazed, and he saw that the eldest grandson Wuji was holding a folding fan and pointing at the four people in the wall: "Senior Brother Yuanba, do you look like four big characters?"