041. Little Turtle!
The Resentful Palace's Recruitment Maid——
All women over the age of 12 can sign up, including three meals a day and accommodation, with a monthly salary of 80 yuan. Responsible for taking care of the food, clothing and daily life of the dependents in the city. If you are interested, please register at the side gate of the Palace of Resentment before the X month.
The above is such a recruitment notice that makes Tao Zhaide completely confused.
And what made him even more confused was what the little evil child was thinking in his heart.
Early the next morning, he pulled Tao Zhaide to run along the moat of the Palace of Hatred, and across the moat, the two of them could see the recruitment office standing in front of the side gate of the Palace of Hatred over there. Compared to the places where disciples are recruited, the number of people in line at the office here is really pitiful.
"Okay, little evil, you didn't tell me all night yesterday when you were excited. But now, can you tell me?"
Tao Zhaide covered the small debt in his arms, and then looked at the little evil child in front of him, and said very seriously-
"What do you mean by 'maid' yesterday?"
The little evil child leaned against the guardrail of the moat, cautiously aiming at the registration point over there. It's only morning, and the staff at the registration point have just come over, and they seem to be in good spirits.
Of course, he was very impatient with Tao Zhaide's questioning.
"A maid is a maid! Let's go to be a maid, it's such a simple truth, why don't you understand?"
The duck also bent his head and pecked Tao Zhaide's forehead, and croaking and laughing: "Ha! That's right! I just told you to be a maid! Why don't you understand?"
Of course, Tao Zhaide did not understand. No, no, no, he was starting to feel that he was a little too stupid now, or was it no longer enough to rely on what he knew in his head?
He frowned, and after thinking about it carefully, very carefully, very carefully, he said very seriously: "That, little evil, maid...... I know I'm stupid, so I'll tell you first, the maid should be...... Girls, right? Girls can be maids, right? Mmmm......"
Speaking of this, Tao Zhaide seemed to be a little suspicious, he held Xiao Debt in one hand, and pulled his pants open with the other hand, pulled them a little apart, and looked down......
"Hmm...... I'm not a girl, are you? You're not a girl, are you?"
Seeing that the little evil child in front of him still didn't look back to speak, Tao Zhaide simply stepped forward, stretched out his hand directly, and grabbed the little evil child's pants......
"I don't believe you, you also have a little turtle, and you can't be a maid if you have a little turtle, right?"
Suddenly, it's about to pull down!
"Wow ——————!!!"
The little devil's pants were pulled down violently, and his little ass also appeared in front of Tao Zhaide's eyes. But at this moment, the little evil child screamed violently! At the same time, the little evil child suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed his pants and lifted them up, turned around and directly slapped Tao Zhaide!
"What are you doing?!"
One eye was closed, but I could still see the feeling of anger in the left eye of the little evil child.
Merely......
On the dirty little face of the little evil child, there seems to be a little bit of ...... Flush?
Faced with such an angry look, Tao Zhaide hesitated for a moment, and then smiled: "You also have a little turtle, right?"
"Little turtle, you're big!"
The little man directly raised a finger against Tao Zhaide's chin, and said loudly-
"It's still early, but from now on, I want you to obey me until we succeed in becoming maids! I will never allow you to object to my words until then! You are not allowed to ask, you are not allowed to object, and you are not allowed to do anything that I do not allow you to do! Also, you are absolutely not allowed to speak until I allow you to speak! Do you understand?!"
Tao Zhaide was stunned for a moment, he turned his head, glanced at the crowd next to him and the side gate on the opposite side of the riverbank, and asked, "That...... Is this the first requirement?"
"That's right!First one!Exactly what I say!Got it?!"
After speaking, the little evil child lifted his pants again angrily, and looked at Tao Zhaide with a very vigilant look.
But then......
"Okay, I have the money here, how should I use it?"
And then......
The scene that made Tao Zhaide feel extremely incredible appeared in front of him one after another this morning.
First of all, Xiao Xi'er first went to a linen clothing store and bought two sets of women's skirts, one of which was thrown directly to Tao Zhaide, and the other was carried by himself.
After that, the little fellow walked down the steps of the moat and began to vigorously fetch the water below to wash his face.
I have to say that the little evil child's hair is really messy, and Tao Zhaide can see that he really took a long time to clean his hair just by looking at it from the side.
It took about two hours of washing, and the little evil child's hair was completely washed and smoothed. I really can't see the messy look before, it turns out that his hair is quite long, and it grows to the back.
After that, the little evil child once again asked Tao Zhaide to stand at the door of an alley, standing there like a statue, turning his back, not looking back, not peeking, and not asking any questions. Well, even breathing can be stopped if you can. Yes, the little evil child did say so, and Tao Zhaide also practiced breath-holding for this purpose...... It's just a pity that he didn't succeed.
It was almost noon...... Until the sun in the sky began to exert its strength again, gradually baking the ground, slowly spreading the scorching heat into the city......
Bang bang bang.
Someone patted Tao Zhaide on the waist.
He turned his head and saw a little girl with long black hair, one eye closed, and a little playful smile shining in the other eye, looking eccentric, wearing a plain dress.
"Hmm...... Hello. ”
Tao Zhaide said hello, then turned back and continued to look out at the street.
"Hey, ignore me?!"
Soon, the voice behind him came out again. The sound is obvious...... Little evil?
Tao Zhaide hurriedly turned his head, only to see the little girl with one right eye closed with her hands on her waist, and the voice ...... Obviously, it's the voice of the little evil child?
"Little ...... Little Evil ...... Son?"
The little evil child seemed to appreciate Tao Zhaide's expression with his mouth wide open and trembling in his speech. He...... No, it should be her by now. She spun around on the spot, letting the skirt float up, then stood still, and smiled very proudly at Tao Zhaide—
"How?"
Tao Zhaide half-opened his mouth, looked the little evil child up and down again, and couldn't help but say: "Little evil child, you ......"
As he spoke, he reached out again, grabbed the little demon's skirt very quickly, and pulled it up again, while lowering his head and squatting down to look—
"Did you cut off the little turtle?!"