Chapter 173: A real person is a fake sick man, and a fake person is a real immortal!
"Daoyou, what do you think of me, the prince of the prince?" said Shi Zixuan with a sick face.
Zhang Xiao looked at it and praised: "The spirit dissipates and the essence is empty, it really looks like the face of a person who is often entered by the Yin Spirit." ”
"Zhang Daoyou, are you talking about me? I'm not a yin spirit now, but a real body of incense, don't slander me. ”
At this time, Hu Sang suddenly "emerged" from Shi Zixuan's body and shouted again and again.
Zhang Xiao smiled and said, "Okay." There's no need to look for ghosts, isn't this ready-made? Hu Daoyou, please turn into a female ghost. ”
Hu Sang said awkwardly: "Do you have to become a woman?"
Zhang Xiao stroked his beard and smiled: "This is natural, have you ever heard of a male ghost seducing a man? ”
As soon as Hu Sang heard this, he turned into a cloud of green smoke, and when he appeared again, he turned into a charming woman.
It's just that when Shi Zixuan and Zhang Xiao saw it, they both snorted and laughed.
But seeing this woman Hu Sang transformed, she is beautiful, but this face has a beard, long sharp points, and a fox appearance.
Shi Zixuan stroked his palm and praised: "Okay, this time it's a fox spirit completely." ”
Hu Sang didn't know that the two of them were laughing at him for not cultivating his transformation technique, and thought they were praising him, so they couldn't close their mouths with laughter. turned into a cloud of green smoke and attached it to Shi Zixuan's body.
Shi Zixuan said to Zhang Xiao: "Fellow Daoist, let's go and meet that Daoist for a while." ”
Zhang Xiao nodded, touched his face, and turned into a middle-aged housekeeper, and went out with Shi Zixuan and Lu Lao.
Outside the plum garden, the gate opens.
The boy was getting angry, but when he saw the previous subordinate trotting all the way, he stepped forward and respectfully apologized, "It's rude." It's rude, the little old man didn't know the real person before, he offended the real person and the child, forgive the sin. ”
When the boy saw this person bowing in front of him, facing himself daoqian, the previous anger immediately disappeared, and he only felt that his whole body was full of comfort, and he snorted lightly and said: "Now that you know that it is a real person in front, why don't you come to worship soon?"
"It's coming. Here, my eldest young master is here. Lu Lao hurriedly said.
As he was talking, he saw this "prince of the king" walking out of it with the support of the housekeeper. When the boy saw it, he was startled, and said secretly: "What the hell, this person's face is so bad that even if I am mortal with my naked eyes, I can see that he is about to die." Although the eldest master has some magical powers, he doesn't know if he can save him. ”
When this boy was thinking nonsense, he heard this "prince prince" lack of energy, and said sickly: "I don't know which master is in front of him." I am courteous, but I am riddled with patients, and I really can't see the courtesy, and I ask for forgiveness. ”
"The prince is infected with yin and evil. I am weak and weak, so I don't need to be courteous. ”
The voice is outstanding. Several wrestlers put down the sedan chair, and a Taoist came out of it.
Shi Zixuan and Zhang Xiao took a look. Hey, this guy is good-looking!
But when I saw this person, his face was like jade, his posture was straight, especially a pair of eyes, which were shining brightly, as if he could see through people's hearts at a glance. He is only forty years old, wearing a purple gossip robe, with a three-inch beautiful beard, a high crown and a long placket, standing there, really a fairy wind bone, like a real immortal.
"This person has given birth to a good skin, no wonder those women who will be fascinated are upside down and can't extricate themselves. Master Zixuan turned his head around, and bowed: "Dao Chief, I don't know what to call it, where is the fairy township?"
"Little friends don't have to be formal. This Taoist hurriedly stepped forward to help Shizi Xuan up, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Poor Dao Dao Qingfeng, practicing in Xiaozhu Mountain." I came here today because I came by fate, so I came to the door to get married. ”
"Oh!"
Shi Zixuan just said "oh", and then said to Zhang Xiao beside him suspiciously: "Steward Zhang, where is this little bamboo mountain?"
Zhang Xiao hurriedly said: "Young master, the old slave has never heard of it, maybe it is an unknown hill." ”
When the Dao boy next to him heard this, he immediately said angrily: "You two are really lonely and unheard! Xiaozhu Mountain is the Penglai Pioneer Realm, one of the twelve peaks, and you don't even know it." ”
Shi Zixuan was secretly funny in his heart, Penglai Wonderland is indeed a blessed land, but unfortunately it is not in Dafu Shijie, this boy doesn't know where to hear it, talking nonsense here, and selling it.
"Wang Gongzi" was surprised: "Penglai Wonderland? Where is this? Dare to ask the real person, this Penglai Wonderland, I don't know how far away it is?"
Qingfeng Zhenren scolded the boy first: "Tong'er, don't be rude in front of people. Then he said to Shi Zixuan: "Penglai Wonderland is not far from here, 98,000 miles, and the poor road travels here, and it will be there in one day." ”
"Wang Gongzi" was shocked and said: "I have heard that those heroes of the rivers and lakes, who travel eight hundred at night, are all considered martial arts masters. A real person can travel 98,000 miles on a daily trip, such a magical power, isn't it a fairy means? Immortal chief, please come in quickly. Today is really the accumulation of virtue by the ancestors of my royal family. Steward Zhang, why don't you hurry up and let people set up a banquet to have fun and welcome the immortal family into the door!"
Zhang Xiao immediately said: "Yes, young master, I'll arrange it." ”
This Qingfeng real person listened, and did not refuse, stroking his beard and smiling, but his face showed a slight hint of triumph.
At the moment, the people of the plum garden ran around, played the yellow bell Dalu, the sound of silk and bamboo, and played music to welcome the guests. Hundreds of family members and maidservants, on the left and right, respectfully greeted guests.
As soon as he saw Qingfeng's real person entering, he bowed in unison: "Welcome to the Immortal Chief!"
The two boys who entered the door with Qingfeng real people, who had never seen this formation, their feet were weak, and they almost didn't make a fool of themselves.
"Good guy, is this the battle of the big family? It's really scary, we are fortunate to be able to worship under the real people, and it is really a great opportunity. It's only been a few days, and it's time to get moving. If you are still a street child in the past, if you want to enter this high gate, you won't let people beat you out? ”
The boy secretly didn't say anything, and secretly glanced at the Qingfeng real person, but saw that the Qingfeng real person had his hands behind his back, his long sleeves fluttering around, and his face was light, as if he was ignoring this, and he couldn't help but secretly blame himself for being rare and strange, and he straightened his chest at the moment, pretended to be indifferent, and walked towards the park behind the real person.
entered the plum garden, but in a moment, Zhang Xiao had already arranged a banquet. Just outside the gazebo, a table of wine and food was set up. "Wang Gongzi" was supported by Lu Lao, sat down, and said diligently: "Immortal Chief, please sit down quickly." ”
Qingfeng Zhenren nodded, sat down, and saw the fish, meat, wine and food during the banquet, he couldn't help frowning, and said: "Wang Gongzi, can you remove the things in front of the poor road? The stench was unbearable. ”
Hey, there are really a lot of problems with this "fairy family".
"Wang Gongzi" slapped his forehead, and said: "Sin, sin", and said: "The immortal family eats qi and drinks dew, how can you use these mundane things? Why don't you withdraw quickly? Change some melons and fruits and clear tea!"
When the "subordinate" who was waiting on the side heard this, he immediately stepped forward to replace him.
Seeing this, Qingfeng Zhenren had a satisfied smile on his face.
Seeing this, "Wang Gongzi" showed a look of pleasing on his face, and asked: "Immortal Chief, I have read the worship post before, and I learned that Immortal Chief is a master of the Tao. I heard the immortal chief say that he came this time with the intention of coming to the door to get married, but I don't know what the fate is?"
Qingfeng Zhenren took a sip of tea and said indifferently: "The poor road comes to find fate, and the knot is naturally immortal." Today, the poor road passed through this place, and suddenly on a whim, I found this place, and found that there was a master-apprentice relationship between someone and the poor road. ”
When "Wang Gongzi" heard this, his face couldn't help but show a hint of surprise, and he hurriedly said: "Immortal Chief, I don't know who is so lucky that he has a master-apprentice relationship with Immortal Chief!"
Qingfeng Zhenren shook his head and said: "If it is normal, the poor road pinched his fingers and calculated, and he deduced it, knowing everything and knowing everything." It's just that the authorities are confused, and the capable ones are not themselves, but I can't figure out who the person who is destined for me is, but I know that it is here. ”
"Wang Gongzi" asked again: "Since there is fate, there should be a good omen." Does the Immortal Chief have any hints?"
Qingfeng Zhenren thought for a while and said, "The immortal family accepts apprentices, don't talk about no chance." It is not only the fate of master and apprentice, but also the fate of law. I can only count it now, and the person who is destined for me is now in a big disaster, and life and death are at stake!"
When "Wang Gongzi" heard this, he was first surprised, and said with random joy: "Immortal Chief, don't look for it, don't look for it." That man must be me. I'm being tortured by a powerful ghost now, and I'm about to die, it's a matter of life and death, and I ask the immortal chief to help!"
When Qingfeng Zhenren heard this, he carefully looked at the face of "Wang Gongzi", and nodded slowly: "Poor Dao looks at you, you are sick and angry, and I think you are born with a defect." I didn't expect it to be a demon. That yin ghost is only afraid that it will be entrenched on you and suck your yang yuan, and it will not be good at first. But as time goes by, your Yang Yuan is limited after all, and you have more than enough to make up for the shortage, and you have become what you are now. ”
When "Wang Gongzi" heard this, he nodded again and again, and hurriedly said: "Yes, what the Taoist chief said is right. Can you please take a look at the Taoist chief, is the female ghost gone now?"
Qingfeng Zhenren nodded, closed his eyes slightly, gathered his mana in his eyes, and looked at this "prince of the king" again.
But on this person's back, there was a long-haired woman lying on her stomach, with a bewitching face, staring at him deadly.
"What a powerful ghost my Dao is, it turns out that it is just a resentful spirit who has not yet become a yin god!" Qingfeng Zhenren saw the "female ghost" behind the "prince of the king", and he had a bottom in his heart, stroking his beard and smiling, but he smiled without saying anything.
"Immortal Chief, why don't you speak?"
"Wang Gongzi" saw that Qingfeng Zhenren didn't speak, so he couldn't help asking.
"You are so rude. The immortal family is married, how can he be empty-handed?" the boy suddenly interjected.
When "Wang Gongzi" heard this, he suddenly realized, and hurriedly ordered his subordinates.
But after a while, the servant carried a box, brought it to the front and put it down, and opened it.
I saw that this box was full of barefoot gold. Under the reflection of the sun, the golden light is shining, so not charming.
Grunt!
How could the two boys have ever seen this money? I couldn't help but swallow my saliva, and I couldn't take my eyes off it. (To be continued......)