After work the next day, according to the appointed time, I finally waited for Min at the gate of the City God Temple. We started with a barbecue at the stall across the street and asked her for advice.

"Who told you to drink too much that night and vomit wildly, venting the yang qi, you are light and have yin in your life, you deserve to be a ghost. Min chewed on a slice of beef and said without caring about himself.

"Oh, but I didn't offend them, and I won't hold on to them. Sister, help me get them done. "I cried and asked for a tender beef.

"If you really haven't done anything to be sorry for them, under normal circumstances, as long as you are not an evil ghost, you should not deliberately harm people. They come to you for nothing more than to ask you to do something for them. These ghosts have been staying in the world and refusing to be reincarnated, they must be unwilling and have grievances. "Min eats happily, and he is a ghost learner.

"Holy shit, what can I do for them. I'm not wronged. "I'm angry.

"If you can't do it, you can make it clear to them, and then burn more paper money or something to pass it away. Actually, these ghosts are very pitiful, and if you can help them reincarnate with their wishes, you will accumulate a lot of merit. "Min said something wrong.

"Sister, if I don't go back and live in another place, can I avoid it?" I asked.

"Do you think cause and effect are really so easy to resolve? When you encounter a problem, dodging doesn't work. That alley is just a place for them to stay on weekdays, if they really want to find you, unless you hide in the temple every day and don't come out. "Min looks like he's pretty much eaten.

"Hey, Sister Min, then please help me solve it together. I said with a bitter face.

"Alright, let's prepare something after eating. Min said, sipping barley tea.

"Good. By the way, Sister Min, you said that there are not many ghosts in this city, in case I turn around, I will meet them again. "I'm kind of recognizant of the world.

"Hehe, as long as you don't hurt yourself, and don't wander outside at night when the yin qi is at its peak, you won't usually meet it. However, when it comes to geist ghosts, they can be found everywhere. You see, there is one at the gate of the City God Temple. Min pointed to a clearing outside the gate of the City God Temple.

"Ah, fuck, you dare to come out just after dark? Sister Min, how can you see it. "I suddenly felt that there might be a ghost around me at any time, and I couldn't help but worry again.

Min smiled but didn't answer, and suddenly pointed his right hand at my eyebrows, drawing something into the air while chanting a word. I don't know why.

"Okay, anyway, you've seen those two ghosts, so I'll temporarily open your yin and yang eyes and let you take a good look at the world. By tomorrow morning, you will be out of sight. Min seemed to have a teasing expression.

"Ah, open the eyes of yin and yang?" When I didn't understand what was happening, I saw a terrifying "person" in the open space at the entrance of the City God Temple just now.

It was definitely a ghost, an old man, dressed in gray cloth and tattered, and most importantly without feet, as if floating there. The grimace was pale and bloodless, his eyes were staring straight at me, not the slightest bit of life, and the most creepy thing was that his belly was so big that it looked like a balloon about to burst.

"Ahh What kind of world is this?

"Don't be afraid, he went to the City God Temple to avenge his grievances. In fact, ghosts are not scary, the most terrifying thing in the world is people. Min said softly.

"Oh. "I slowly opened my eyes, and my heart has slowly become stronger after a few days of fright.

This night, for me, is too extraordinary, too violent, too Journey to the West. Fuck, after 11 p.m., when it was almost time to get there, the earth was surging, and the streets were full of wandering ghosts, and the images were horrible, and they were more suffocating than the human anatomy I had seen before.

It's that deep alley again, after 12 o'clock, there is no one, what I saw not long ago, maybe the porter Lao Zhang has broadcast to the entire family area.

When I arrived at the telephone pole, the mother and son had not yet appeared, and I drew a circle on the ground with a branch under Min's instructions, and burned paper money in the circle.

As soon as the paper money was burned, there was a yin wind that blew the paper ashes into the sky. Before I could pay attention, a white shadow came out from behind the telephone pole, and it was the woman, this time she opened her yin and yang eyes, and she saw more realistically.

Although his face is as white as paper and his lips are as red as blood, his beauty is still there, and he is full of resentment. The red-clothed kid also came out from behind the telephone pole, and the child's face was blurred, and he couldn't see clearly, and he beckoned to Min and me quite childishly.

On my day, I didn't dare to put a fart, so I quickly continued to burn paper, and cut some fruit by the way, as if I was honoring my ancestors. I really want to say that I thank you on behalf of my ancestors for 18 generations.

Because my "Yin Wind Ear" was not opened, I couldn't hear what the ghost said, and I could only hear Min answering a few words from time to time, so I didn't look up at all, and burned my paper money wholeheartedly. I don't know how long it burned, but I felt a small wind blowing again, and there was no movement around.

"Get up, they're gone. There's nothing to do with you anymore. Min said to me.

Hooray, that's what you want. I pretended to be ignorant, but I was really relieved.

"Hey, you're fine, but I've got another bag of work. Forget it, it's all about virtue anyway. Then I'm leaving," Min wanted to leave.

"Wait, sister, you are walking like this, it sounds like I'm a problem for you, you have to tell me what happened, and I can help you come up with ideas. "I'm hypocritical.

"You have an idea? They want to reunite with their families, they want to dig up their bones and bury them together, can you find her husband who died in uncertainty decades ago?" Min didn't have to look at me at all.

"Oh, I can't. "I regret the kind words I said earlier, so it's better to let Min leave quickly and let this matter pass quickly.

"Okay, it's nonsense with you, I'm leaving, live a regular life in the future, take the amulet I gave you, and live your people's life well. Min turned around and walked out of the alley on his own.

"Wait. I hesitated and stopped Min.

"Sister Min. I used my most performative expression to pretend to be the most sincere, emotional, and hypocritical demeanor and said: "Although you and I are one-sided friends, Sister Min can help me so sincerely and get through the difficulties for me, whether it is providence or fate, I have it in mind, although I am just an ordinary person, but the grace of dripping water, as long as there is a chance, it will be reciprocated! Sister Min, this is a small gift I carefully picked for you today, please be sure to accept it." ”

Holy shit, I'm all sick to this line. As I memorized the lines, I opened a Swarovski crystal pendant necklace I bought today and handed it to Min. I wondered if she was human or not, but since she was disguised as a woman, she might still have a little bit of a liking for jewelry and other things.

Min obviously didn't expect me to do this, and his eyes were a little surprised for a moment. I knew that my emotional design still had the desired effect.

Min took the chain, and you could tell that she liked it very much, and her eyes were full of love.

In that case, I think the second set of plans can be executed. So I continued to say affectionately: "Sister Min, although we meet in Pingshui, I don't know if there will be a goodbye day, but I really want to meet a sincere and kind friend like you, and we can talk and laugh together, and see this pale life together." "My day, I really can't recite lines that are more disgusting than this, it's not like I'm talking, it's completely like acting. But I know that women generally eat this set.

Min looked at me, as if a little moved, and also a little dazed, and then she suddenly smiled. The smile was quite cute and said: "Although I know that you are quite fake, but it is the most touching time for me in these years, and because of one person, this crystal chain is also my favorite gift." In fact, these things for you are also part of my work and opportunity, but you still don't understand. You and I come from different worlds, and I think it's hard for us to be friends, and besides, I'm going to leave the city for somewhere else. You better take care of yourself, it's actually good to be an ordinary person, at least carefree. ”

Just as I was about to sensationalize, the wind suddenly blew on the ground, and the cold suddenly came. When Min saw this, his face changed drastically, and he was about to say something to me when he saw two puffs of black smoke suddenly rising from the ground in front of him.

Just when I was in a daze and dumbfounded, Min leaned into my ear and said anxiously: "The Immortal Technique I used just now may have alarmed the ghosts here, you hide behind me and don't speak, it's best to pretend to turn a blind eye to everything." Look at my gestures for a while, and if it's not good, you can run home quickly. ”

Before Min could finish speaking, I finally saw two figures in the black smoke. Fuck me, fuck me, cry, I can't live anymore.

If you don't go crazy, you won't survive. A bull-headed humanoid creature and a horse-headed humanoid creature are both two meters tall, and each holds a black iron rod in their hands, yes, it should be called an iron mace. The two men were chained around their waists, dressed in armor, and their bodies were all jet black, with a layer of mane on the exposed flesh. The two creatures were wide-eyed, eyes as big as light bulbs, and each had an iron ring on their nostrils.

Tell me to pretend I can't see it? Fuck it! Let's not talk about the ancient shape, it's still such an Avatar, it's still such a specialty, it's still such a Warcraft battle. My head is a little dizzy, really, the world, completely turned upside down.

Legend has it that there is a bull-headed horse face as a ghost in the underworld, searching for wandering spirits and wild ghosts hidden in the world to do evil, and the difference between black and white impermanence is that the bull-headed horse face has high mana and specializes in dealing with powerful ghosts and resentful spirits, while the black and white impermanence messenger is responsible for bringing the born, old, sick and dead to the underworld.

All this used to be just nonsense and legends, and today, I am dumbfounded as if I have seen the best sci-fi film in history.

The bull head said, "You are the one who used the method of channeling through the underworld, right? Do you know that you are not allowed to interfere in the affairs of the human world and the ghost world in the city?"

"Venerable Bullhead, the little girl really doesn't know something, and I ask His Holiness to bear with me. Min Bi said respectfully.

"Have you ever seen evil ghosts here?" Niu Tou saw Min's attitude respectful, and his words softened a little.

"The little girl has never seen it. Just now, she just tried the spell on a whim, but unexpectedly alarmed the two Venerables, and the little woman knew that she was wrong, so she went back to the mountain to practice behind closed doors. Min said.

I couldn't hear what the two beast heads were saying, but I heard Min say Go back to the mountain to cultivate, fuck, cultivate, this word sounds quite advanced, is it cultivation to become an immortal?

Looking at the things of worship that were burned on the ground, the bull head asked, "How did you get together with this human being, and who are you worshipping?"

"Oh, Venerable Minotaur, this person is a client I met not long ago, and one of my current identities is a commercial public relations, and I will accompany him to pay homage to his ancestors. Min's big eyes were an honest look.

"My brother doesn't care about your business, I just found out that someone here has cast a spell of the underworld, and the mana is pure, and I thought that someone had fornicated with my ghost world, so I came to investigate. In that case, we went back first. With that, a large puff of black smoke rose from under his feet, and the two ghosts almost drilled down again.

Fuck, to be honest, I suddenly feel like I've been living for nothing for over twenty years, really.