Episode 854: Jiang Ziya enters the WTO

Just when Chen Tangguan was changing, the Yuan Shi Tianzun in Kunlun Mountain, Qilin Cliff, and Yuxu Palace also slowly opened his eyes, and said secretly in his heart: "It's time to let Jiang Ziya go down the mountain." At that moment, the three treasures and jade ruyi in his hand knocked on the cloud bed, called the white crane boy and instructed: "Go to Taoyuan and call Ziya." ”

The white crane boy took the order and left, came to the peach orchard in the back mountain, and saw a woodcutter carrying water, the white crane boy pursed his lips disdainfully, and said disdainfully in his heart: "Uncle Shi, my cultivation is not as high as mine!" ”

Jiang Ziya hurriedly came to the Yuxu Palace, saluted to the Yuan Shi Tianzun and said, "Disciple Jiang Shang visits the teacher, the teacher is shengshou." ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun looked at Jiang Ziya who was kneeling below, a trace of pride flashed in his eyes, the person who was destined to be a god was finally found by himself, which means that in the next war of gods, he will have a dominant advantage in expounding the teachings, but although he was proud in his heart, his face was not revealed, and he asked indifferently: "How many years have you been on Kunlun Mountain?"

Jiang Ziya was curious in his heart, and he didn't know what Yuan Shi Tianzun meant by this, but he still replied: "The disciple went up the mountain when he was thirty-two years old, and now he is seventy-two years old. ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun glanced at Jiang Ziya, who had just refined the realm of Qi and Transformation God, and scolded in his heart, even if a pig has been in Kunlun Mountain for forty years, his cultivation can be higher than your current level, if you are not of great use, will it let you enter this Kunlun?

Although he thought so in his heart, he said in his mouth, "You were born with a thin life, and it is difficult to achieve immortal paths, so you can only enjoy the wealth of the world." The number of soup is approaching, Xiqi Zhou's family is xing, you can work with me. Go down the mountain to do the things of the gods and help the Lord. Paying homage to the prime minister is not in vain for your forty years of penance. This is not a place for you to live for a long time, but you can pack up and go down the mountain early. ”

Jiang Ziya was in a hurry, and begged: "The disciple is dedicated to cultivating the Tao and has worked hard for years, he only wants to cultivate immortals and practice qi, and hopes that the teacher will be merciful, and the disciple would rather cultivate in the mountains than covet the wealth of the red dust." "And he will not stop prostrating.

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Your destiny should be like this, how can you disobey the destiny of heaven?"

Jiang Ziya still has to speak. Seeing that the teacher's face was pale, the Antarctic Immortal on the side hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Ziya, the opportunity is rare, the opportunity must not be lost and will not come again, since the days are destined, how can you hide? Although you are going down the mountain now, when you are successful, you will have the time to go up the mountain." ”

Jiang Ziya hurriedly looked up at Yuan Shi Tianzun, and saw Yuan Shi Tianzun nodded. Only then did he reluctantly go down, and returned to the back mountain to pack his things and prepare to go down the mountain.

Jiang Ziya's popularity is too poor, and the twelve golden immortals who explain the religion look down on him, after packing up his things. Only the Antarctic Immortal Weng saw him off, left Kunlun Mountain, and cultivated for forty years. I thought that I had no relatives, and I only had a righteous brother singing. It's better to go to him, think of it. set up a soil escape and came to Chaoge, but he didn't know that this time he was here, there was a beautiful girl waiting for him.

Jiang Ziya came to Songjiazhuang and said to the watchers: "Go and tell your master, the old man Jiang Ziya is visiting." ”

Song Yiren was settling accounts, and when he heard that Jiang Ziya was coming, he was shocked, put on a pair of shoes indiscriminately, and hurriedly greeted him, and when he saw that it was really him, he stepped forward and took his hand and asked, "Brother Xian, where have you been for decades?"

Jiang Ziya sighed: "I thought I could cultivate and become an immortal, but I didn't want to have a shallow fate, and now I have wasted forty years, and now I can only come to my brother to join me." ”

Song Yiren set up a banquet and had a long talk with Jiang Ziya, and the two pushed the cup and changed the lamp, talking and laughing endlessly.

Song Yidao: "Ziya, you have been cultivating for forty years, what can you learn?"

Jiang Ziya said: "Carry water, water pine, plant peaches, burn fire, and alchemy." ”

Song Yiren laughed secretly in his heart: it turned out that he had been a coolie for forty years, but he said on his face: "Since Brother Xian is back, he should not leave, right?"

Jiang Ziya said: "Yes, I came to join my brother." ”

Song Yiren is kind-hearted, although he looks down on this brother who wants to become an immortal and is a little crazy, but taking into account the old intentions, he said to him: "Ziya, the ancients: There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, you and I are brothers, and I can't bear to cut off your Jiang family, I will tell you about family affairs, give birth to a son and a half daughter, and I will not let you have no successor surnamed Jiang." ”

Jiang Ziya didn't want to be seventy-two years old and still be able to dry wood in spring, so he was overjoyed and said, "Brother, is this true?"

Song Yiren looked down on him more and more: "Naturally, take it seriously." ”

The next day, Song Yiren rode a donkey to Majiazhuang to propose, discussed with the horseman, and gave a dowry with four sets of silver, and the two had a banquet, and Song Yiren went home to report the good news to Jiang Ziya. As soon as he arrived home, he was greeted by Jiang Ziya, and Song Yiren smiled and said, "Brother Xian, I'm so happy." ”

Jiang Ziya said curiously: "What's the great joy? Could it be that there are some immortal elders and Taoist friends here?"

Song Yiren skimmed disdainfully: The relationship is really stupid for cultivating immortals, hey, poor child, but he smiled in his mouth: "Today, I will propose marriage to you for my brother, and the other party has already agreed." ”

Jiang Ziya was overjoyed when he heard this: "Is my brother's words true?"

Seeing that Jiang Ziya was still a little unconvinced, Song Yiren pretended to be displeased and said, "Will you be deceived by my brother?"

Hearing Song Yiren's affirmative reply, Jiang Ziya was overjoyed. He bowed deeply to Song Yiren: "Brother is gracious, the younger brother has nothing to repay, please accept the worship of the younger brother." ”

Song Yiren pretended to be disgusted and said, "Ziya, you and my brother, why do you have to be like this?"

Jiang Ziya laughed: "What my brother said is very true. The two entered the house hand in hand and began to distribute invitations, inviting the former village and the back village, the neighbors, to celebrate and welcome their relatives. On the day of the wedding, Jiang Ziya wore a red crown and a wedding robe, rode a high-headed horse, and went to Majiazhuang to welcome his relatives.

As soon as he arrived at the outer door of the horseman, he saw an old woman, with a water tank waist, triangular eyes, broom eyebrows, attractive ears, and a wrinkled face. Wearing a big red phoenix robe. It looks like he has to be in his sixties.

When Jiang Ziya saw this person, he thought it was his mother-in-law, although he was older than the other party, he still got off the horse and bowed down: "Son-in-law Jiang Ziya visited his mother-in-law." ”

Originally, the old woman saw Jiang Ziya covering her mouth and laughing, and when she heard Jiang Ziya call her mother-in-law, she was furious, stretched out a thin big hand, and slapped Jiang Ziya's shoulder fiercely, good guy, this time I didn't slap Jiang Ziya into a dog to gnaw mud, and said angrily: "Jiang Ziya, you see, the old lady is your daughter-in-law." ”

Jiang Ziya covered his aching shoulders and stared at the woman in front of him with wide eyes: "This, this ........."

Marseille said angrily: "What is this, what, is it, are you unwilling to take the old lady?" As he spoke, his knuckles kept ringing, as if Jiang Ziya dared to say a word and would immediately slap him to death.

Jiang Ziya saw Marseille's posture of wanting to shoot him to death, and he dared to say a word, so he had to welcome her back, became a relative, worshipped the church, and entered the cave room.

The next day, Jiang Ziya looked at Ma Shi, who was in a big shape on the bed, his face was full of pockmarks, he was snoring loudly, his mouth was full of saliva, and he made a strange laugh from time to time, and shook his head with a wry smile: "How good I am in Kunlun Mountain, although it is just a servant's errand, how can it be better than against this tigress?"

In this way, Jiang Ziya began the miserable life of the second half of his life, and the time was two months, Jiang Ziya was idle at home all day long, doing nothing, which was a bad thing to do for the prime minister's wife.

On this day, Ma Saihua twisted Jiang Ziya's ears, and in Jiang Ziya's begging for mercy, he asked viciously: "You are also a big man, and you have to do something legitimate to make a living, don't you?" You can't be here all day, except to eat and sleep, except to sleep and eat, just like a pig." ”

Jiang Ziya smiled bitterly: "Then what should I go to make a normal living?"

Marseille asked viciously, "What will you do?"

Jiang Ziya said: "I went up the mountain at the age of thirty-two to learn the Tao, but I don't know any crafts, but I can make some basketballs." Marseille said: "It's just this business, anyway, there is bamboo in the backyard, you go and chop some." ”

Jiang Ziya had no choice but to chop bamboo to make a basket. After doing it, he went to Chaoge to sell it, but he didn't know that Ma was the broom star on the god list in the future, full of mildew, whoever touched it was unlucky, and if he took such a wife and wanted to do business, it was better to give the money directly to others.

The next day, with the help of Song Yiren, I picked a load of noodles to sell, and I left in the morning, and I didn't sell half of the song city, until noon, Jiang Ziya was just looking for a place to rest, but was stopped by others: "The noodle seller stops." ”

Jiang Ziya was overjoyed when he heard this, and knew that he was coming for business, so he hurriedly turned around, put down the pick, and smiled at the visitor: "Guest officer, how much do you want noodles?"

The man said, "A penny." When Jiang Ziya heard this, his face trembled, and it was not good not to sell, thinking that this was also money, so he lowered his head and began to collect the noodles, but he didn't want to, because the eight hundred princes reversed the four hundred, and there was a quick horse to report, when passing by Jiang Ziya's side, the horse's hooves kicked Jiang Ziya's face over, and others saw the opportunity to retreat far away, but Jiang Ziya, who was unlucky, was kicked over and scraped his body, and became a noodle person, opened his mouth, and spit out a mouthful of noodles.

Jiang Ziya saw that the noodles could not be sold, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, and wrote a poem: "When you go to Kunlun to visit Daoxuan, how do you know that the fate is shallow, and you can't be complete! The red dust is dark and difficult to open your eyes; borrowed a branch to rest, and the golden flail and jade lock came to wrap around again. When will you succeed in your life, sit quietly at the head of the stream and learn old Zen. ”

As soon as the words fell, a crow flew from the sky, and when it flew over Jiang Ziya's head, a bubble of bird feces fell, which fell into Jiang Ziya's mouth. (To be continued......)

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