Chapter 745: Fish

Another night of spring wind and rain, thunder, clouds and mist, when everything calmed down, the sky of Bi Manor was blue again.

To everyone's surprise, their melons and fruits are back on the branches, the fairy valley is fragrant, and the garden is full of vegetables and vegetables. Even the peach trees have re-bloomed and borne fruit, rejuvenating a new season, those fist-like peaches are stained with morning rain and dew, a little red, extremely lovable.

Several screams came from the courtyard, and a naked male cultivator with a swollen face full of mud and swelling like a pig flew out. As soon as he landed, he waved his big hand sharply, and a blue robe hung down, and his dark gold skin disappeared in an instant.

"Dead mother-in-law, if you can't get the master, just take the master's face and squeeze the master on the jade couch if you have the ability!" The pig-headed man bared his teeth and yelled at the house, and the roar spread for more than ten miles, and it also shook off the two ripe peaches on the peach tree behind him.

There was also a sharp shout from the east house: "Pig head, no matter how arrogant you are, the old lady will dig a pit now and bury you alive!"

"Cut! Scare anyone! Don't bother you to dig, the master digs the pit himself, and you will come out and bury it if you have a seed!"

The pig-headed man fought back angrily, waved his big hand repeatedly, a gray-black knife in his hand, and slashed at the peach tree. The white horse on the edge of the tree in the center, when he saw the black knife, his eyes were full of fear, trembling all over, and he didn't dare to come out.

"Cough cough cough! Pig head, count yourself ruthless! You listen to the old lady, sooner or later the old lady will squeeze you into shrimp, let you fall to the ground and beg, lick the old lady's feet!"

"Cut! It's useless to talk big, practice the jade couch kung fu well, and then brag to the master! pit, the master has already dug it himself. I put the words here. It's really going to be squeezed dry by you one day. You throw the master in, fill in the dirt and finish the work!"

After the pig-headed man finished shouting, his mouth was dry for a while, he caught a glimpse of the peaches all over the tree, his eyes flashed, his big hand waved again, and the hundreds of peaches on the three trees disappeared in an instant.

“……”

Inside the east room, only heavy panting and angry kicking could be heard.

Shi Shiran, a pig-headed man, picked up two peaches on the ground. After wiping the white horse, he gnawed over the fence and walked along the path into the distance.

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In the bud rice field, He Liuzheng mechanically waved his withered hands, carefully harvesting his fairy bud rice, there was no joy or sadness on his face, and he could no longer see a trace of excitement. Five miles away, Zhu Si also bent down and silently collected the immortal valley in the rice field. There was a dead slump in his eyes.

"Brother He, what about harvesting buds again?"

He Liu heard the question. Turning his head to look at the person who came, he nodded slightly: "Well, you're out!"

"Don't you come out! The kid is free for the time being!"

"Seeing that your face is swollen higher than yesterday, did you suck back the dantian of the sao woman?"

"Hey, hey, hey, almost, the sao woman's jade couch kung fu is really good, so she will lick her feet! Alas, her little mound is really unappetizing, otherwise the master still thinks that the days in this fairy world are quite comfortable!"

"Ahem! What a young maniac! Although you have risen a lot of levels overnight, but my brother advises you, it is better to be restrained, she is a knife, you are a fish, this will always find out the flaws in you. In the past ten years, she has killed so many men in vain, and it is said that she has more than a hundred means to deal with men. He Liu shook his head.

"Cut! Ignore her, the master has also seen some clues in the past two days, as far as her frizzy kung fu is concerned, not to mention a hundred, a thousand kinds are also in vain. Brother, eat a peach!" Tianjiu said, with a bright peach in his hand.

He Liu was stunned, took the peach and took a bite, nodded and said: "This fairy peach is good, there is also a masculinity in the sweetness, it should be the result of absorbing a large number of men's flesh." My brother has been here for eight years, and he has only smelled the fragrance of peach blossoms, and he has never eaten a bite of peach meat. ”

"Oh, big brother, what are you talking about such frustrating words! There is a kid here, this has no time to deal with you, take care of your body, maybe there is still a chance for the avenue. ”

"Avenue?!"

He Liu's eyes crossed a touch of sadness, and he shook his head gently: "Brother, yesterday my brother forgot to tell you that there is an extremely powerful master outside the Sao Po Niang, and Chao Ba's death back then was caused by her master." Chao Ba was extremely perverse, and Banyue didn't let Sao Po Niang squeeze a drop of spiritual power. As soon as her master came, with a slight dial, Chao Ba was completely soft. In order to vent her anger, Sao Po squeezed him for half a year, and finally made him fertilizer. ”

"Oh, she still has a master, is her cultivation very high?" Tianjiu frowned slightly.

"Well, the cultivation should be extremely high, and it is said that it has reached the level of a saint immortal. But her horror is not just because of her cultivation, but because of her means of dealing with men. The way she looked at the man's eyes, my brother still remembers it, and it can be described as thorough. And she has hands and eyes, and she has a wide range of contacts. Otherwise, with the cultivation of the mother-in-law, she can't be so arrogant. ”

"Holy Immortal, it's really scared to death. Forget it, forget it, anyway, the master himself has prepared the pit, dry it, and bury it. Eighteen years later, Ye is still a good man!" Tianjiu was surprised at first, but was quickly relieved and gnawed the peach in his hand.

"Brother, where did we come from? Those who are squeezed to death by the sao woman are destined to be scattered, completely annihilated in heaven and earth, and there is no afterlife at all. This is also the method that her master taught her, which is called never leaving a future trouble, so that you will never have a chance to seek revenge from her again. ”

"Ouch, it's really ruthless! I want to meet this master. Tian Jiu said thoughtfully, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Let's go, brother, let's go to my brother's broken thatched hut, if Mrs. Sao doesn't kidnap you at night, I'll live with my brother temporarily. He Liu withdrew the bag in his hand, pulled up Tianjiu, and walked straight to the thatched hut.

"Big brother, even if the sao woman is stingy, why don't you get a better place to live? What is the difference between such a thatched hut and meditating in the open air?" Tianjiu looked at the broken thatched hut in the distance and asked with a little surprise.

"Uh? Brother, why do I think you are not from our fairy world, I don't understand this reason? The night of this fairy world will produce pseudo-fairy dew and pseudo-immortal qi, if it is not for the immortal body, recklessly stay outside, pseudo-immortal dew and pseudo-immortal qi enter the body, and you can turn into ashes in one night. Even if it is a fairy body, it can't stay in the night dew for a long time unscrupulously, there is a way, the pseudo-dew burns the body. Although the elder brother's thatched hut is broken, the materials can shield these two things. These materials are not available in Bi Manor, so I have to go to the Xianfu to buy them. Otherwise, do you think that as soon as the lady opens her mouth, the rent is thousands of buckets, and we won't resist?!" He Liuwei looked at Tianjiu and shook his head vigorously.

"Huh? In other words, that time I fell into your bud rice field, if it was night, I would definitely die?" Tian Jiu sneered, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his back.

"Needless to say, it has already turned into fertilizer in the old man's field. There are so many men buried under the peach tree, if you dig now, you will definitely not be able to dig a single bone, and they will all turn to ashes. ”

"Oh, I see. Big brother, in this way, the houses of the sao woman are considered haode?"

"Of course, this kind of house can be regarded as a luxury in the Ninety Thousand Manor, and to build it, it would cost tens of thousands of high-grade immortal stones. High-grade immortal stones, my brother hasn't seen them yet. ”

He Liu smiled bitterly, and he saw Zhu Si and a blue-skirted nun standing in front of his thatched hut from a distance. On one side of the thatched hut, there is also a jujube red horse.

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"Yu'er, are you back?" He Liu nodded slightly towards Zhu Si, and then opened his mouth to greet the blue-dressed female cultivator.

"Sixth, who is this little brother, his face is strange and scary!" the blue-skirted nun looked at Tianjiu and asked with a smile.

The female nun in the blue dress has a round face, looks clear eyebrows, beautiful and dignified, but a pair of ears are slightly too big, which makes her seven points of beauty lose three points.

"Oh, this is Tianjiu, the new brother, who was hit in the face by Mr. Bi, and you also know that Mr. Bi is in charge of this. If you are a little unsatisfactory, you will definitely slap each other. He Liu explained truthfully, making Tianjiu on the side embarrassed.

"Giggles! It turned out to be Xiao Jiu! Don't take it to heart, it's also your blessing to be served by Mr. Bi, and you'll get used to it after a few more times. You see, the fourth and sixth children are rarely like this now. The blue-skirted nun laughed twice, stretched out her jade hand and twisted it on Tianjiu's face.

"Ahem, ahem, I've seen the fish fairy!" Tianjiu bared his teeth and clenched his fists.

Zhu Si in the back quietly passed over: "Boy, this fish brother also told you yesterday, she is deeply affected by the sao mother-in-law, and she is also the master who eats people and does not spit out bones, Niu Dazuihou was tossed by her so that she only had one breath left, or was buried in the pit by her own hands." Don't look at her ears as unsightly, they are downwind ears, and you can hear a subtle sound ten miles away. When Niu Da escaped, the sound of using the fairy spirit drill to protect the Zhuang Immortal Array was very small, and it was also distinguished by her ears, otherwise, the Sao woman would not have been able to find him so quickly. ”

Tian Jiu squinted at the blue-skirted nun, and a sneer appeared in his heart.

"Yu'er, didn't you stay well on Xianzhu Island, why did you come back suddenly?" He Liu saw that Tianjiu didn't say much, and hurriedly took over the conversation.

Yu'er smiled and sat on the stone bench in front of the thatched hut: "Fourth, sixth, I was sent by Fairy Mingyue to come back to find Mr. Bi." I just passed by the fourth child's land, and I heard that the manager has been in a bad mood recently, so I want to know some specific situations, so as not to go into Bizhuang recklessly and be bored. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you're a big celebrity in front of the manager, and the manager likes to see you the most. As long as I see you, there will be good news, and you will not scorn my old man. He Liu smiled and piled up chrysanthemums on his face.

"Sixth, don't be sarcastic about the fish. Although I have told the chief a few times, I have never done any harm to the two of you. Otherwise, with your two stinky mouths, you would have turned into fertilizer long ago. Come on, why is Mr. Bi upset?" the fish snorted coldly. (To be continued......)