Chapter 65: It's Hard to Get Rich

Wu Ge endured the pain, but he didn't show his face - he didn't want to show his cowardice in front of the ridiculous villain of the team leader.

"Master, did you know that you were fooled?" he tried to calm down as much as he could, only as if he was dealing with a little kid who had nothing to do.

"Hmm, how do you speak, do you think the master is a little kid......

"You tutor him individually first, and then give him a big lesson when I come back. Seeing that there was an opportunity, the team leader immediately slipped away, and Wu Ge wanted to catch him, but was stopped by Lu Dongbin.

"Master, do you know that pyramid schemes are deceptive?" Wu Ge was a little angry.

"Didn't people tell you just now that it's not a pyramid scheme?"

Lu Dongbin is as stubborn as a freshly unearthed tree fossil.

"They say no, don't they? You're a fairy, you can't see who's lying? Look at the top of their heads, you take a good look at ......."

"yes, take a good look. Everyone is so united and enthusiastic, and they help you get rich together, and you still say such things......"

"I ...... Damn!"

Wu Ge looked at the top of those people's heads, and he really couldn't tell that one was talking nonsense. Although their "round light" is crooked, dull in color, and lacks texture, they are indeed stable, not fluttering, not flickering, showing the incomparably firm inner conviction.

"I've never seen someone with such a low IQ, and people are fooled like this when they say a few words about success and wealth! Wu Ge scolded in his heart.

"But you are an immortal, how can your fame and fortune be so heavy?" Wu Ge had to change his tactics.

"So what's the matter? It's the age of the commodity economy. I figured it out, there is nothing to be ashamed of making money reasonably and legally. It is precisely the kind of practice that does not dare to face up to the needs of one's heart that is hypocritical......"

Lu Dongbin's current theoretical level and fanaticism, I am afraid that Master Qingyun will not be able to convince him. He's completely mad now.

"Ge'er, the master is thinking about you. ”

Lu Dongbin finally said earnestly.

…… If you don't kill me, I'll be Amitabha.

"Classmate Lu Dongbin, let's register your apprentice first. Said the girl who had gone to pick up Wu Ge at the station earlier.

"Well, I'm not going to make a fortune. I'm going to rush back, right away. ”

Wu Ge knew what was going on with this kind of pyramid scheme den, and knew that they would never let him go. But he didn't plan to leave, in addition to rescuing Lu Dongbin, he also had to bring Jigong's money back, and finally had to teach these grandsons a lesson. Otherwise, he won't feel comfortable when he leaves.

"You dare! You just stay here and work with the master, and you are not allowed to leave until you earn 50 million. Lu Dongbin threatened.

"Okay. Wu Ge got off the donkey, "I want to see how you make that 50 million." ”

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Wu Ge was so angry, because during the registration process, not only his money, documents, and mobile phone were taken away, but even the wrench was collected.

"Didn't you say that you had to take the Dharma Cultivation Weapon with you?" he asked.

"Oh Goer, didn't the lecturer say that this is to let you concentrate as much as possible and not be distracted by other things?"

"That means that immortals don't cultivate anymore, right?" Wu Ge sneered.

"Well...... this" Lu Dongbin really had a trace of doubt, but he immediately came up with a statement.

"Let's earn the money first. Anyway, the immortal cultivators don't care about this moment and a half. ”

Wu Ge snorted, knowing that Lu Dongbin had completely gone mad, and there was no point in theorizing with him.

"Is there an immortal like you?" but he couldn't help but sarcastically.

Immortal cultivators really shouldn't pay too much attention to fame and fortune, but Lu Dongbin...... There are also his difficulties. Modern society can say that money is everywhere, or that money is demanded everywhere, and you simply can't ignore the importance of money. Although Lu Dongbin doesn't need to eat, buy a house, or send his children to college, don't forget that he has a hobby of "sex" - it is not a simple sexual satisfaction, but the pursuit of love. As the saying goes, scarcity is expensive, and "pure love" is worth old money these days. Although the beauties are not necessarily so philistine, they come directly for wealth, but you must always have an identity such as a "successful person", right? Otherwise, why would people use their youth to smash you? It is better to change to a meat bun and smash the dog, and it can be a little entertaining.

Of course, Lu Dongbin is not without a way to make money. The immortals' understanding of the structure and function of the human body surpasses that of any famous doctor in history, so practicing medicine is often the only way for them to make money in the mortal world, and Lu Dongbin is naturally well versed in this way. But the problem is that in old years he had never heard of the term "illegal medical practice". Moreover, the current situation is that even if people don't take care of you, the people won't believe you? Even in remote areas, this form of medical treatment has long been abandoned, and even if it is a black clinic, people still have a fixed location, and there are still signs such as "ancestral secret recipe for SARS" hanging outside the door.

In order to make money, Lu Dongbin can be said to have thought about it enough - of course, not only him, but also Sun Wukong and Jigong have been troubled by this problem. Sun Wukong worked as a night watchman to earn Internet fees, and also posted small advertisements on the street; Jigong also experienced hardships before his career was smooth, and once jumped from the first floor to the balcony on the third floor, just to ask if the drink in someone's hand was finished, and whether the bottle was to be thrown away. As a result, he scared other children, paid money to make amends, and was scolded by his parents, and was almost sent to the police station.

Wu Ge didn't give them ideas, for example, he once suggested that they get that "iron man" out of the fairy world. Selling this thing to the state, even to the Nanfu Company, can make a lot of money, and maybe even have a wealth and an official. However, his three masters felt that the "iron man" was the common property of the fairy world, and it was inappropriate for them to dispose of it without authorization; Wu Ge also suggested that they buy lottery tickets and then go to the lottery site -- with the ability of the immortals, it was not a piece of cake to manipulate the results of the lottery? As a result, after the three immortals found out what was going on with the lottery ticket, they scolded Wu Ge bitterly, saying that he was not right. But then Wu Ge himself also felt that this was a bad idea - look at the people who bought lottery tickets, all of them were dark and black, and none of them had a fortune. Where do people give selflessly every day, and you pay back the money of black people?

Getting rich overnight has never been an unreliable thing, and if you want to get rich, you still have to rely on hard work and down-to-earth - look at the people who help them!

But Lu Dongbin didn't recognize this reason, what he thought about was to make a lot of money decently and quickly. But if you think about it, it is difficult for modern people to make money like this, and it is your turn to be an ancient person? You have been isolated for 400 years, and you don't even know your great-grandchildren, what kind of relationship can you have? It's just wishful thinking.

A few days ago, one of Lu Dongbin's netizens invited him to meet -- this is a very beautiful netizen, and he usually chats with Lu Dongbin on the Internet about some very ambiguous topics -- Lu Dongbin just thinks that is the case, and rushes to it in a hurry. As a result, as soon as they met, they talked to him about the direct selling network system. If you want to say that the scam of pyramid schemes has long been shouted and beaten by everyone, but Lu Dongbin doesn't understand it, and just telling him about the "glorious prospects" makes him enthusiastic and impatient. Later, I entered the pyramid scheme den, and then felt it in the "friendly and enthusiastic collective", and I was unswervingly determined to take this fast and successful golden road. After that, the beautiful netizens disappeared, but Lu Dongbin didn't care, anyway, he already had a new and clear goal.

"Go'er, we're not looking for money. With money, we can do a lot of things. For example, honoring one's parents and giving back to the society ......," Lu Dongbin advised.

"Did they teach you?" Wu Ge asked with a blank face.

It is a common trick of MLM organizations to put a gorgeous moral cloak over their own behavior, so that the victims can give the illusion that they are engaged in a "noble cause" and thus become more willing to be deceived.

"Wu Ge has just joined, and it's normal that he doesn't know about us. I'll introduce you to ...... first," said the girl who collected the money.

"No need, I know, isn't it just pulling people's heads? Give me the mobile phone, I'll call. Wu Ge squinted his eyes and said.

"Hmm...... That's not going to work. The girl was a little panicked, "Our rule is to learn and identify with the company before ......"

Is it until I have been brainwashed successfully? He noticed a slight throbbing in the girl's "round light", which indicated that her conviction was not so strong, and it was possible that she had a clear understanding of the nature of the matter, and was even one of the organizers.

To talk about the dozens of people in the house, Wu Ge didn't pay attention to it at all, even if they were holding knives and guns in formation, he would walk sideways if he wanted to, and he would walk vertically if he wanted to. But now that Lu Dongbin is on their side, this matter is tricky. He can't use force against his master, right? Besides, he can't beat Lu Dongbin, and he can only make things worse.

It seems that we can only endure it for a while.

"Okay. So what do I do now?"

"You go and rest first. I'll arrange for two old students to tutor you. ”