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The meat was fragrant, and the mountain paste was very happy to eat, because it was the best delicacy he had ever tasted.

Not only meat, but also fish.

There are too many fish bones, and the mountain master and the dog brother hero see the same thing, and they don't like it very much. But the fish soup is undoubtedly a good thing, unexpectedly delicious and smooth, and after being stewed in Haoyang Divine Fire, the yin energy contained in it is greatly dissipated, and it is warm and comfortable to drink in the stomach.

"Brother, in the future, the hunting work will be handed over to the mountain master!"

Patting the bulging belly like a hill, the mountain paste said to Diao Xiaosi with full hiccups and tears.

"Will you chop wood to make a fire? Will you rub your back and get a pedicure? Will you wash dishes and shabu-shabu?"

Diao Xiaosi leaned on the trunk of the phoenix tail with Erlang's legs crossed, and took a nap with his eyes half-closed.

"This ...... Yes!"

Diao Xiaosi was very happy in his heart, it was rare for a big and brainless guy to voluntarily send him to the door as a coolie, how could there be any reason to refuse it?

He nodded slowly, and said comfortably, "Then stay, for a six-month probationary period." Let's talk about it first, ten Stygian coins a month. ”

"Don't you care about the rice?" Shan Paste looked at Diao Xiaosi with expectant eyes.

"It depends on how much prey you can get. Diao Xiaosi sighed and said, "The local tyrant family has no surplus food." ”

"Medium!"

"Then let's get to work. Diao Xiaosi threw him a brush and a dishcloth.

Shan Paste picked up the brush and began to teach himself how to wash dishes in shabu-shabu, and he had the impression that he had never been diligent in his life.

Since it is a beginner, the craft must not be refined, the mountain paste gritted his teeth and desperately used a brush to wash the copper tripod back and forth, for fear that it would not be clean.

Diao Xiaosi suddenly opened his eyes and warned: "Lao Tzu just has two brushes, if you dare to break it, I will pull out your **** and make a new one!"

Yama Ji looked at the brush with the bristles in his hand falling down, and his movements suddenly became extremely gentle.

At this moment, there was a sudden fluctuation of ghostly qi in the sky, as if a master of the sword flew by.

Diao Xiaosi stared up in amazement, and vaguely saw the five sword swords galloping across the sky.

He hadn't seen anyone for many days, and a trace of excitement rose inexplicably in his heart, seeing people in this place is more difficult than seeing ghosts.

Suddenly, the swords in the sky above were all folded up, and five figures appeared, floating in the clouds and mist, looking down down.

Except for one of the five people, the other four were all very young, and seemed to be his children.

There was only one girl among the four young men, dressed in revealing breasts and long legs, and her long red hair fell down to her ankles like a waterfall, and was adorned with colorful hair accessories.

The three young people next to him were all fiery red, with cold faces and sharp eyes, and they all looked very bad.

But the hardest thing to mess with is the bald old man, whose head is deeply sunken, as if it has been smashed by someone with a hammer, and his eyes are introverted and unfathomable, exuding a powerful force.

"Grandpa, there's a mountain paste down there!" exclaimed the red-haired girl in surprise, "I'm trying to make a flying cone out of the horns on its nose!"

"Senior sister, I'll help you catch it!" a young man with a tall figure volunteered, and slashed out a shining fairy sword with his backhand, swooping down from the sky like lightning in the wind.

His cultivation is the weakest link among the five people, but the beauty can't care about the dire situation at present, even if she goes to the soup and fire, she is also willing to eat.

The other two young men quietly glanced at each other, then stood by and watched.

It was too late, and the young man rushed down with his sword, and the blade of the sword flickered straight at the crimson horns on the tip of the nose of the mountain cream.

The mountain master was gritting his teeth and conquering the copper tripod with a brush, and when he saw someone attacking with a sword, he couldn't help but be furious, and he didn't look at the copper tripod and smashed it on the sword.

"Dang!" With a crisp sound, the fairy sword bent into an earthworm and flew out, and the young man snorted and vomited blood and flew down.

The eyes of the mountain paste flashed fiercely, and he strode forward to chase the photo, and smashed the top of the young man's head with both hands: "Little Wang Ba Lamb, dare to break ground on the head of the mountain master, I will shoot you into meat paste! Are you afraid, are you afraid? Are you afraid? If you are afraid, it will be too late, who will teach you to be bold enough to provoke the mountain master? I promise that I will never give you a chance to make mistakes in the future!"

The two young men who were traveling with him were not only not anxious, but gloated.

The red-haired girl shouted, "Brute, dare to hurt my senior brother!"

Hearing that the evil wind behind his head was not good, a murderous aura was like a man's back, and he hurriedly left the young man and waved sideways in front of him.

"Ding!" Wu Mang was extremely sharp, penetrating the heavy body and shooting the shoulder of the mountain ointment.

Who knows that the skin and flesh of the mountain paste are thicker than the copper tripod, as if the dark iron is poured with gold. As soon as Wu Mangfu shot in, he encountered extremely strong resistance, and let out a "buzz" and shook violently and stopped, but it was a "Xuanwu Taiyin Shuttle".

The mountain paste was in pain, shook his hand and threw the broken copper tripod, plucked the Xuanwu Taiyin shuttle from his shoulder, put it in his mouth and bit it.

"Quack!" A piercing explosion that made people's teeth sour, Xuanwu Taiyin Suo was bitten off by him!

"Quack, quack!" Yama Paste puffed up his cheeks and chewed a few times, frowning and spitting the residue to the ground, shaking his head and saying, "It's unpalatable!"

The red-haired girl is as stunned as a wooden chicken, this "Xuanwu Taiyin Shuttle" is the treasure of her life, and the power of the mountain and the gold is endless. Who knew that only a little skin was punctured on this mountain ointment, and it was still chewed in the mouth!

She was shocked and angry, and scolded: "Pig, you return my fairy treasure!"

"Pig, you give me back my fairy treasure!" a voice shouted louder than her.

The red-haired girl looked at it in amazement, and saw Diao Xiaosi picking up the broken bronze tripod from the ground, and rushed forward with great bitterness and hatred.

The mountain paste was beaten. There is a saying that eating people with a short mouth and short hands, he didn't dare to resist the newly recognized eldest brother, he could only hold his head and scream, his voice was worse than killing a pig.

The bald old man in the sky landed and asked Diao Xiaosi, "Young man, this mountain paste is your house slave?"

Diao Xiaosi stopped beating the mountain ointment, turned his head to look at the bald old man and said, "Who are you, can you control my business?"

The red-haired girl scolded: "Presumptuous, my grandfather is the great elder of the Ming Dao Sect. If you dare to talk nonsense and speak disrespectfully, be careful that this fairy pulls out your tongue!"

The bald old man waved his hand and said, "Old man Qi Tiansheng is also a small name in the Yan Secluded Domain. Young man, you can make a price, I bought this mountain ointment!"

"Open your mouth!" Diao Xiaosi vigorously broke open the big mouth of the mountain ointment, and began to introduce enthusiastically: "Great Elder, look at this tooth mouth, you look at this body meat, it is definitely a high-grade product with strong body, rough skin and thick meat. You really have a vision, I don't sell it for as much as someone else gives. Who asked me to have a relationship with the Great Elder, do you plan to buy it by the pound or take it all together?"

When Shan Ji heard this, he grinned and cried: "Brother, I don't sell my body." ”

"Actually, I'm not willing to sell you. But I can't bear to let you starve with me. I'll find you a rich owner and give you plastic surgery for free. The water flows to a lower place, but you are a mountain master, you have to sell it to a high place. ”

Dare is a guy who sees money. The red-haired girl sneered in her heart and said, "One hundred thousand coins, the mountain ointment belongs to me!"

- 100,000 yuan, only 100,000 coins, I want to buy the mountain master, I won't give you a single hair!

The mountain anointment is angry, when did he become cheap?

The light in Diao Xiaosi's eyes became even brighter, and he discussed with a smile: "Do you want to add more?"

The red-haired girl didn't think about it and said, "How about 150,000?"

"A little more?"

"How much do you really want?"

"Three hundred thousand. Diao Xiaosi stretched out three fingers, and when he saw the red-haired girl's lips moving slightly, he was about to agree, and immediately added: "Youjin." ”

"What, you want 300,000 gold?!" The red-haired girl looked at Diao Xiaosi incredulously and said, "You are fooling me?"

Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened and he wondered: "With this little money, you won't be able to afford it, right?"

"Little money?" the shortest of the three young men laughed, "Boy, have you ever seen what Youjin looks like?"

"Of course, I have it. ”

The mockery on the short young man's face was even stronger, and he said, "Disrespectful, disrespectful, it turns out that Your Excellency is a rich man. ”

"Second senior brother, don't talk nonsense with this idiot. The red-haired girl threw a piece of Youjin at Diao Xiaosi's feet, and shouted, "Youjin is for you." Third Senior Brother, take the mountain paste away!"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "No, 300,000 gold, I won't sell it if I don't have a penny." ”

The chubby third senior brother snorted: "Boy, I'm afraid you won't be able to earn a few ingots of gold in your life!"

Diao Xiaosi didn't seem to hear the sarcasm in his words, and said with a smile: "No, I'll chop more firewood." ”

The short second senior brother stared at Diao Xiaosi with a strange expression: "You are a woodcutter?"

Diao Xiaosi nodded and said, "That's right." ”

He took out a bundle of red thorn wood from the belt of the dragon and said triumphantly: "I have just cut a lot, you see, if there is anything you want to buy." ”

A few young people, you look at me, I look at you, and I can't help laughing in unison.

The bald old man Qi Tian Shengben also smiled and looked at the amusement, but gradually his face changed. His eyes stared at the red thorn wood in Diao Xiaosi's arms in disbelief, and he said in surprise: "This wood ...... How many do you have?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "I haven't ordered it, why don't you take advantage of the large number of people and help you count them?"

"Bang, bang, bang......" He took bundles of red thornwood out of the dragon's belt and placed them in front of him, piling them up as high as a hill in an instant.

"These are all red-thorn logs that are more than a thousand years old!" Qi Tiansheng gasped, and suddenly found that he was a complete pauper in front of this young man.