"Holy!"

The blind layman looked up to the sky and sighed, shaking his head depressedly.

"Dead Lu Dongbin, this is what you call 'exciting?' It's the AV era now, who still reads your pornographic novels?"

However, dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, this time the blind layman did not smash the keyboard. The reason is that although the talent of the layman has not yet reached the level of suffering from schizophrenia, his understanding is still much higher than that of Wu Ge. He understood the cruel truth of "if the keyboard is broken, you have to pay to replace it", and he understood it thoroughly at one time.

"That's it, it's not good to be a eunuch. He tiredly dragged across the keyboard and looked at the screen.

"Hmph, next time I write fantasy, I won't write anything modern cultivation. ”

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...... in the "Forbidden Forest" Let's just say that it is "demons" - of course, it is very inaccurate to say this - in fact, they were all created by immortals.

As we have said before, the immortals get great pleasure in the process of exploring the "Tao", so they consciously abandon all "low tastes." "But not all immortals have reached this state - for example, Lu Dongbin. In fact, the pursuit of beautiful fairies is one of the original motivations for many people to cultivate immortals. As a result, when they became immortals, they found that "there were no cars in heaven," and there were no fairies, and even more so - there was no paradise at all!

This fact made the immortals very depressed, but most of the immortals eventually chose to sublimate their "libido" and dedicate their energy to the cause of cultivating immortals, while a small number of unwilling immortals began to find another way to try to fight the heaven in their hearts.

The first plan is naturally to find a goddess immortal. However, due to historical reasons, there have always been very few goddesses, not to mention that goddesses may not be as beautiful as the legendary fairies. Of course, as long as the fairies are willing, they can be as beautiful as they want, but if you think about it for yourself, will a woman be willing to be a man's doll when she becomes an immortal?

Then there is only the second option left, which is to build it yourself.

Making man is not an easy task. Do you think it's like a Taoist priest in Laoshan, cutting a round piece of paper and throwing it into the sky to turn into a moonlight, and then throwing a chopstick into it to become a Chang'e, and finally Chang'e flies down to drink with you? This is just an illusion. In fact, if you want to really become a Chang'e, you need at least one table leg and one chopstick material? Besides, how can you do it with wood alone? Although immortals can turn one material into another, the composition of the human body is very complex, and it all depends on how much qi it consumes?

But this is not the most difficult, the problem of materials is actually easy to solve, and the real problem is not to create people, but to create "living" people. Let's just say that you made a Chang'e and come out, how does she act? Of course, she has breathing and a heartbeat...... There is everything, but there is no consciousness. Without consciousness, she is the walking dead - not even the walking dead, because she can only lie down. Immortals are not necrophiles, so they naturally do not accept such results. They have thought of many ways to do this, and the most perfect way is to use their own consciousness to manipulate the actions of artificial beauties, so that they can achieve the greatest authenticity, and even a smile is very realistic and lovely. But the flaw of this "most perfect" method is also the most obvious: the feeling of having sex with such a beautiful woman is ...... It's no different from self-blasphemy. So later, the gods gave up this practice, at most they just created a beautiful woman to come out and toast and pour tea when close friends visited, as a means of hospitality etiquette and show off skills.

Of course, there are other ways, such as replacing them with animal and plant consciousness. However, the consciousness of plants is too thin, and the wild nature of animals is too large, even if it is successfully inserted, it will take a lot of effort to train and point it in the later stage. In the process, the gods were frustrated to find that even if you could create a wonderful person who was sinking into the fish and geese, captivating the country and the city, and giving her consciousness, and successfully removing the wildness in the original consciousness, what you got was still only a shell. Because in addition to the appearance, the loveliness of a beauty is very important in terms of temperament, education, temperament, etc., and these things cannot be manufactured, and can only be gradually cultivated in the crowd. Of course, there is another way in the end - that is, to put a female ghost directly into that body, this method seems to have a very high success rate, and can also solve all the above problems. But it's a pity that resurrecting ghosts is strictly forbidden in the fairy world, and even the interaction between gods and ghosts has many restrictions. Such an approach is only of academic significance.

After a long time, the gods realized that creating a fairy was basically an impossible task, and slowly lost their hearts. But what about the beauties that have already been created? It is against the virtue of heaven to kill them, and it is indeed a little reluctant - they are all so beautiful, but on the other hand, you can't let them wander around the fairy world, right? Especially since they are often full of plant or animal consciousness in their bodies, and they have no habit of wearing clothes at all. After discussing and discussing, the gods decided to give the beauties a centralized placement like tigers, plus a ban to save them from running out.

In fact, the "Forbidden Forest" is the place where the experimental waste products generated by the gods when they built the "Xingfu Paradise" are placed. There are not many such experimental wastes, only twenty or thirty.

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Outside the "Forbidden Forest", Sun Wukong walked around anxiously.

"Brother Dao, don't be in such a hurry...... Beware of ruining the practice. ”

"Can I not be in a hurry?" said Sun Wu.

"It's just to test Goer's concentration......"

"If he can't hold it?"

"Can't stand it...... It's not a big deal. ”

"Isn't it a big deal?

It's no wonder that Sun Wukong is in a hurry, in his opinion, Wu Ge is not only his eldest apprentice, but also the quasi-husband of his second apprentice, of course he doesn't want anything to happen to Wu Ge in the "Forbidden Forest". In fact, he didn't want Wu Ge to undergo such a trial at all.

"This damn boy...... I really can't help but have you look good. Sun Wukong said viciously.

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Wu Ge ran for his life in the "Forbidden Forest".

Sun Wukong really underestimated Wu Ge's determination, or he overestimated the attraction of "experimental waste" to Wu Ge. It is true that Wu Ge is still a virgin, and it is indeed the first time to face a woman's carcass, but if you want to say that Wu Ge is so pure that he has never read pornographic novels or watched movies, then I am afraid that he himself will be the first to stand up and protest, thinking that this statement is an insult to him. The repeated spread of modern media has made modern people more or less immune to viruses like "female carcass", and Wu Ge is no exception. Besides, he's still thinking about keeping his chastity for Kakura. Although that "experimental waste" has the body of an angel face and a devil, its empty eyes and dull expression are really frightening...... Therefore, instead of worrying about whether Wu Ge has such determination, it is better to pay attention to whether he has such a big "thief guts".

Wu Ge looked back and felt that he had thrown off the female madwoman, so he leaned against a tree to catch his breath.

"Is this what today's trial is? What is it...... By the way, when the old monkey says not to do things that shouldn't be done, is that what he is referring to? Hey, who's going to be a madman......

A slippery thing wrapped around his neck......

Wu Ge stared at him for a long time before he finally made up his mind to drag the snake away regardless of everything. But as soon as his hand touched the "snake," a silver bell-like laugh sounded in his ears, and a warm body came up.

Wu Ge nervously raised his hand to block and jumped back a big step, getting rid of the other party's entanglement.

That's not some kind of snake. The woman smiled charmingly, and suddenly made Wu Ge feel that his head was slammed between two trains, not dizzy, but also a pink heart-shaped spark from the top of his head.

"Tanlang, come here. She said coquettishly.

At this moment, Wu Ge's ears also began to spark heart-shaped.