Chapter 536: Cricket Thief King Lao Ji (I)

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The surroundings were filled with light, not dazzling at all, as soft as a snow-white tulle rippling slightly.

Diao Xiaosi felt in a trance that he was like a kite off the string, flying freely and freely to the magical place where the sky light came, his body was incomparably light, and his Dao heart was incomparably clean, as if he had been freed from the heavy shackles of red dust, and one step further was the eternal Great Elysium.

Suddenly, a series of familiar figures appeared in front of his eyes, like passers-by in a hurry, walking towards him and disappearing quickly.

Wan'er, Zisu, Princess Jincheng, Daddy Ning, Xiao Ganma......

Tears flowed inexplicably from the familiar faces, which made his heart tremble.

- Are you really willing to leave, just go to the side of the sky, just to pursue the old fairy 30,000 years ago?

A thought is born, and the sky is dark.

"Kara!" a black bolt of lightning suddenly struck him.

He suddenly had the illusion of a shattered body and a shattered soul—no, not an illusion, but a real and utter pain and darkness that would consume him completely.

In an instant, a red rain of mud fell from the sky, and the viscous and cold mud quickly stuck to his body, layer after layer of continuous wrapping and thickening, making his body suddenly become extremely heavy.

"Niang Xipi!" Diao Xiaosi roared in pain, like a bird with broken wings falling straight from the sky!

The light was gone, the muddy red rain covered the sky, and his mind was ravaged and tormented by inhuman pain, but he could not be unconscious, as if he had fallen directly from heaven to hell.

Diao Xiaosi then understood why the cultivation path had a situation of forgetting. Because immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, what they have to forget is only the idea of the love of the world.

But he couldn't forget it anyway. I can't forget Wan'er's delicate face in the apricot blossoms and smoke and rain of Penglai Immortal Pavilion, I can't forget the delicate shadow of Shisu waiting obsessively under the sunset in Chang'an, and I can't forget the lonely eyes of Princess Jincheng in the desert and snow-capped mountains......

Just like Ning Wuqi can't forget his old wife, just like the Jinding monk can't forget the earthly Buddha country, so he is destined to choose another path, destined to become an immortal and a Buddha.

The time became extraordinarily long, and Diao Xiaosi was finally knocked down by unbearable pain, and gradually lost consciousness, only to feel that he was floating endlessly and floating in the cold water......

I don't know how long I floated aimlessly like this, it seemed like a thousand years had passed, Diao Xiaosi slowly regained consciousness and slowly woke up.

It was as if he had been dismantled by a knife and saw, and his whole body had already transcended the pain, becoming numb and cold, and he had lost all his strength softly, like a serious illness.

After a long time, he was finally able to open his eyes, and was surprised to find himself slumped in front of the Dan furnace, blood splattering from his mouth under his body and on his clothes.

"Lao Tzu...... Didn't go to heaven, but came back to life!" I had never felt that the world was so beautiful, and although he was full of pain, there was a trace of detachment and relief in his heart.

Just now, he almost feathered and ascended in a daze, and in the final analysis, it was all caused by the Spirit Ji Dan King.

I knew that this elixir was so magical, so I should give it to Xiao Ganma, and let her be an immortal with Father Ning.

He struggled to sit up and leaned against the furnace. The embers in the Dan furnace were still burning, and the Taoist priests Xiaolan, Xiaoyi, and Xiaorong were still asleep and unconscious.

While reminiscing about what happened to Shicai, he trembled and reached out and grabbed a handful of Lingji Dan, regardless of whether it was one or two products or three or four grades, and poured them into his mouth without looking at it.

After a while, Diao Xiaosi's body slowly warmed up, and his head gradually returned to normal operation.

He immediately thought of a terrifying possibility - his cultivation had reached the critical point of the Great Dao, and he would accidentally fly into the sky at any time.

"Ge Laozi, what is this?" he groaned, and his head hurt again.

Thinking that the old father of Longcheng and the old thief of Jinding have not ascended for a long time, they must have suppressed the realm by special means, but it is a pity that they are like idiots for this knowledge.

The more he thought about it, the more distressed he became, and he couldn't help but reach out and grab another handful of Lingji Dan from the belt of the dragon, and he was about to throw it into his mouth.

Suddenly, someone in the palm of his hand shouted hysterically: "Little rabbit, let go of your hand, pinch your grandfather!"

Diao Xiaosi was startled, and involuntarily spread out his palm, and saw a swarthy cricket jumping to the ground and escaping into the Dan furnace with a puff of smoke.

Diao Xiao Siqi contemplated the toad, and pointed to the flying cricket weakly and said, "Catch it alive." ”

The toad was very dissatisfied, and lazily spit out his long tongue and rolled towards the cricket.

Unexpectedly, the little thing was extremely agile, jumped and dodged, and jumped into the air and jumped onto the Dan furnace.

The toad was careless, and Jingzhou couldn't help but get angry, and sprayed a mouthful of air towards the cricket.

This trick really worked, and the crickets shook violently and almost fell off the furnace wall, coughing angrily: "Your grandma's dead toad stinks to death!"

The little cricket was able to speak, and the toad jumped up with great interest and vigor, and shot the toad's palm in the air and pressed it down on the cricket's body.

"Smack!" the cricket was slapped squarely, and with a scream, his whole body stiffened and was silent.

The toad was taken aback, he didn't expect the little cricket to beat him so much, but the order he got was to catch him alive, in case he died...... It shuddered, and shuddered, lifted its slap up a slit and looked in.

Who knew that the cricket suddenly came to life, slipped out of the gap between the palm of his hand and the wall of the stove, jumped to the ground and said, "Toad, you bite me again!"

The so-called will not die if you don't die, its words did not fall, a gust of evil wind blew out of Diao Xiaosi's dragon belt, a wolf-like figure rushed out, and the nine-headed demon python opened its nine blood basins and pounced viciously on the cricket.

The cricket was taken aback and stumbled between its nine giant mouths, dodging the bite.

The toad was teased one after another, and was furious, and sprayed at the cricket to prevent it from escaping.

The crickets were so dizzy from the smoke that they couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Don't fight, I'll surrender!"

"Poof!" A cloud of black gas emerged from its body, and Huo Ran revealed his true body, but it was a black, thin and thin little old man with rat eyes.

The little old man's figure swelled rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, he grew from the height of an embroidery needle to more than five feet long, and although he was still a dwarf, and the ugliest dwarf in the world, he could see that he was a big living person.

The toad and the nine-headed demon python both closed their mouths, one left and one right, staring at the little old man to prevent him from tricking again.

Taking advantage of the moment when the two little demons fought against the cricket spirit, Diao Xiaosi hurriedly took stock of the belongings on his body, and the result surprised him

There were thirty fewer Lingji Pills in the Bundle of Dragons' belts.

Some refining materials, Dao talismans, and pills automatically disappear.

Fortunately, the magic weapons such as the Buddha bowl of the Ten Thousand Worlds and the nine knives are still there.

Your mother, where is the demon, actually Tai Sui's head broke ground and stole it from the little fourth master?!

The peer is an enemy, is it tolerable or unbearable, Diao Xiaosi stretched out his hand to the little old man with a cold face and said, "Come back." ”

The little old man was stunned and said, "What do you want me to return?"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and didn't talk nonsense with him.

The toad and the nine-headed demon python pounced on him before his smile could freeze, and pushed the little old man to the ground and couldn't move.

"Stop, stop, I admit defeat!" The little old man took out a handful of Lingji Dan from his cuff with a bitter face, a stack of Dao talismans, a bunch of refining materials, a few bottles of pills and a dozen gadgets, and said, "It's all here, you can count the points." ”

Diao Xiaosi glanced at it, stretched out his fingers and made a gesture of rubbing.

The toad rolled its eyes and stuck out its tongue, licking gently from the little old man's chin all the way to his forehead.

The little old man's black face turned green, and without waiting for the second time, he honestly took out the two first-grade spirit collection pills and three nine-grade Dao talismans, and said with a sad face: "This time there is really no more." ”

Diao Xiaosi staggered to his feet and walked in front of him, pointed at him and said, "I think you have it, and there are a lot of them." ”

The little old man was stunned, vaguely understood the meaning of Diao Xiaosi's words, and said hurriedly: "No, it's all the coffin book that grandpa has accumulated with all his might!"

Diao Xiaosi pinched his angry face and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm easy to be satisfied, take it out." ”

The little old man said angrily: "People die for money, birds die for food;

Diao Xiaosi still encountered such a thief who wanted money and didn't want to die for the first time, so he felt like a bosom friend, pulled out the Youquan short knife and picked it gently, and then slowly moved down against the little old man's flesh, muttering to himself: "Should I do what you want?"

The little old man suddenly felt that the skin and flesh of his lower body were as cold as fire, and he shouted upside down with cold hair: "Wait, I know that there is a good thing in the Dao, you must be interested!"

Diao Xiaosi paused and said, "Don't you have any backbone?!Forget it, don't hide it anymore, where are the good things?"

The little old man said helplessly: "It's all in my head." ”

"Great, Lao Tzu, I'll open it for you!" Diao Xiaosi raised his hand and replaced the Xuanyuan Dragon Slayer Knife, which was rounded and slashed down on the little old man's head.

The little old man was frightened and screamed: "The list, it is the registered list of auction items, it is all in my mind!"

"Huh!" a cold wind blew, and the Xuanyuan Dragon Slayer Knife swept past the top of the little old man's head.

Diao Xiaosi looked at him with a knife for a long time, and said thoughtfully: "I didn't expect you to be a little thief with a bright brain." ”

The little old man was so frightened that he immediately forgot that his head was next to Diao Xiaosi's big knife, and said angrily: "You are the thief! Grandpa, my name is reported, I'm afraid that you will be scared to the core! Tell you, the old man is the invincible thief who steals all over the world and never misses a job!"

Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "You are the most unpromising cricket king old chicken among the seven demon kings?"

The little old man said loudly: "Wrong, it's the thief Wang Laoji, very handsome!"

Diao Xiaosi turned to surprise and said, "Old chicken, I've finally waited for you!"

Wang Laoji looked at Diao Xiaosi's excited appearance, and suddenly felt that a catastrophe was coming.