Chapter 90: The Woman Who Lost Her Footing
In the afternoon, Shen Yi appeared in Chuncheng University, and finally gave another class to his students, and the students finally met Teacher Shen Yi, who had been absent from school for many days.
In fact, the most important thing in learning is the atmosphere, Shen Yi has driven the atmosphere of this class, even if there is no Shen Yi to class, there are other teachers, what they say is not useless, as long as the students listen carefully, they can learn certain knowledge.
Therefore, in the Department of Medicine, this class in the Shen area of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine has achieved surprisingly good results recently.
And the students in the class are very united, basically they organize class meetings every week, everyone pays ten or twenty yuan to sing and eat together, and the boys in the class can basically find a girlfriend or something. It can be described as a strange class at Spring City University.
After class, a group of students surrounded Shen Yi and asked some questions that he didn't usually understand, of course, there were a lot of farts beaters, Shen Yi was also happy to chat with this group of students, like the new work of domestic and foreign bed action actresses, and Sun Jingya is transgender or something, they will say something.
Of course, Shen Yi also criticized Zhang Bao's scandal of unorganized and undisciplined poisonous seeds in public.
However, Zhang Bao's group of students still told Shen Yi a piece of news, that is, the Department of Medicine is going to form a medical PK debate competition to debate which is more powerful between Chinese medicine and Western medicine, and this activity was initiated by the school forum, the reason is that Shen Yi's class has been in the limelight recently.
Shen Yileng paused for a moment and asked, "Who is on the other side of the debate competition?"
Zhang Baodao: "Department of Western Medicine." ”
Shen Yiyi: "Who are we sending?"
"No, it's not arranged yet, isn't this waiting for you to arrange. Zhang Bao smiled and groaned, he followed Shen Yi, and now he is getting a lot of wind and water, and he has mixed up with the squad leader, so he takes care of all the big and small affairs in the class, and he belongs to one of Shen Yi's direct doglegs.
Shen Yi thought for a while and said, "Let Zhang Jiajia, Zhao Jinlong, and you, the three of you go." ”
This Zhang Jiajia is a girl in the class, quite spicy, the best at quarreling or something, this debate competition, in Shen Yi's impression, is similar to quarreling, Zhao Jinlong is a pseudo-mother, the best at disgusting opponents, and with the patience of watching action movies in bed for many years and never fast-forwarding, he will definitely be able to sort out the most powerful data, as for Zhang Bao, this guy is best at using confusion, a pair of peach blossom eyes blinked, and the girl opposite was defeated.
After arranging all this, Zhang Bao immediately agreed to go to the war appointment, preparing to start the war next Wednesday.
Shen nodded and left.
As soon as Shen Yi walked out of the classroom, she met Wei Yi, since she was taken advantage of by Shen Yi last time, ate tofu, and took the initiative to hug Shen Yi once, she was in a slump for no reason.
That really hated Shen Yi to the core, so she angrily denounced Chinese medicine on the school forum, which caused this incident, and she also had full control over the candidates for the debate competition, this time when she heard that Shen Yi came to school, she came over angrily and declared war on Shen Yi.
As a result, Shen didn't even look at her, turned around and left.
Wei Yi's self-confidence was seriously frustrated, so he followed in a fit of anger, grabbed Shen Yi, and said, "Hey, don't you pretend you don't know?"
Shen glanced at her and said, "I know, but I really can't talk about giving a smile when we meet." ”
"You ......" Wei Yi panted, and the peaks and peaks in his chest rose and fell.
Shen Yi said helplessly: "There's no need for this, I've deleted your photos, if you're still chasing me and pestering me, then I'll really be a hooligan." ”
"You dare. Wei Yi said with a chest stop.
Shen Yi showed a smile and reached out to grab it, but Wei Yixia quickly covered his chest.
Shen Yi pursed his mouth, turned around and left.
Wei Yi was angry and anxious, as disgusting as eating a fly.
She didn't understand why she always liked to trouble Shen Yi, anyway, she was not used to seeing Shen Yi.
She looked at Shen Yi's back, and suddenly had a clever plan in her heart, snorted, turned around and left.
As soon as Shen Yi walked out of the campus, he received a phone call: "Sir, do you want to serve?" ”
The voice is very loud, just like the phone in a regular hotel.
Shen Yi was suddenly stunned and said, "You are insane." ”
The voice said, "Sir, please don't slander our industry, we have a unified name, please call it a stumbling woman." ”
"X!" Shen Yi scolded.
The voice said, "Sir, the full set of massages is only 1,000, do you need it?" ”
No, no, this voice is a little familiar, Shen Yixin suddenly had doubts in his heart, and suddenly said from his heart: "Okay, what type do you have there?"
"What type does the gentleman like. ”
"I like the type of teacher, especially the kind that wears a suit, wears glasses, and wears black silk, holding a whip, I was punished too much by the teacher when I was a child, so I always like a teacher, the coolest in the classroom, you come to Chuncheng University, I will take you to a Wei Yi teacher's classroom in our school, and you on her podium, remember to change clothes, I like to be a teacher. ”
Shen Yi hung up the phone, snorted coldly, and fought with me, although Wei Yi deliberately pretended to be angry, Shen Yi still heard Wei Yi's harassing phone call.
On the other end of the phone, Wei Yi blushed and her heart beat, and Shen Yi's explicit words just now made her instantly think of a series of horror movies.
I was so scared that I took a sip of rock sugar Sydney, and I was shocked.
But as the saying goes, curiosity kills a cat, and human curiosity can also kill a person.
Wei Yi thought about it carefully, but still secretly hid in the classroom, called Shen Yi, and said, "Sir, I have already arrived at the classroom you said, when will you come? ”
Shen Yi smiled and said, "I'll go over now, you wait." ”
"It's good. ”
......
Shen Yi hung up the phone, his eyes rolled, and he said in his heart, see me come to a plan.
After Shen Yi rushed to Wei Yi's Western Medicine Department classroom, he called that number, but Wei Yi didn't answer at all, Shen Yi smiled and sent a text message, saying, "You are there, I'm looking for you." ”
Wei Yi immediately replied to a text message, saying, "I just found out that I forgot to change my clothes, and I went back to change my clothes, do you like the teacher so much?"
Shen Yi replied: "Yes, I like Teacher Cao very much, when I was a child, they all beat and scolded us, and now there is a teacher in our school, named Wei Yi, who is a cheap hoof, I want her to call me brother." ”
I have to admire Shen Yi's intimidation methods, which are really getting more and more shameless, but Shen Yi knows that to deal with sluts, you must use the cheapest methods, such as such text messages.
Sure enough, after a while, Wei Yi replied again: "Is she cheap?"
"It's cheap, it's cheap. ”
Wei Yi, who was hiding in the corner, held his mobile phone tightly and trembled. looked at Shen Yi who was standing in the classroom, rushed out, and scolded: "You bastard, you are a slut." ”
Shen Yi saw Wei Yi, who couldn't help it, with an evil smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Teacher Wei, is it cool to be a woman who has lost your footing?"
"You!" Wei Yi was speechless, and his face turned red.
Shen Yi smiled and said: "Oh, you come out now, and you are still wearing a suit, it just so happens that this is still a classroom, or I will give you a thousand yuan, let's have a classroom passion." ”
"Shameless. Wei Yi scolded viciously, not expecting that this was the end of her seduction.
Shen Yi grinned and said, "It's okay, Xie Lu Xie praised." ”
Wei Yi was furious.
Shen Yi lit a cigarette, sat in his seat, looked up at Wei Yi on the podium, and said: "Actually, Mr. Wei, I feel that in this life, it is really good to have a friend of the opposite sex who scolds each other and is not pretentious, at least not so hypocritical." ”
After speaking, Shen Yi got up and left, leaving Wei Yi stunned.
Wei Yi looked at the empty classroom and was stunned.
Some people can live a lifetime of arguing and scolding for a lifetime.
And some people, happy for a year, shared a bed for two years, and finally parted ways for decades.
......
When Shen Yi returned home, he saw an old acquaintance sitting at home, flight attendant Sun Yihan, and the fat cat in her arms who had spent half a month in Shen Yi's house, and Chu Rong who was talking to her next to her. Nima, recently, whenever Shen Yi took home Lin Ziqing's mother, she was going to be secretly drunk by this fat cat, and she also learned to open the cap of the milk bottle, and her nose was more flexible than a dog's nose, which was very unaffordable.
Shen Yi stepped forward and asked, "Are you back from a business trip?"
Sun Yihan nodded and said, "Well, you can rest at home for a few days now, and thank you for your nurturing grace to Xiaofei during this time." ”
Shen Yi said bitterly in his heart, don't thank me, this cat can be Lin Ziqing's son, Nima, drink this milk. However, he still said with a smile on his face: "Yes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors." ”
Sun Yihan smiled and stroked the little fat in his arms, making Shen Yi more sure of the idea of being a cat in the next life, Nima, drill into the arms of beautiful women every day, and drill her breasts.
"Shall I invite you to dinner?" Sun Yihan said.
Shen nodded and said, "Okay." ”
Shen Yi and Chu Rong followed Sun Yihan to a good restaurant, Sun Yihan invited the two of them to have a meal, and then went back, during which the fat cat lay on Sun Yihan's shoulder proudly, grinning at Shen Yi, and the hated Shen Yi really wanted to circle its owner.
When I returned home, I met Linzhi who also came back in the elevator, but when the cat saw Linzhi, she was taken aback and suddenly shrank into Sun Yihan's arms, and the smile on Sun Yihan's face was a little far-fetched.
After saying hello to Lin Zhi, she went home.
Lin Zhi looked at Shen Yi and asked, "Who is she?"
Shen Yi said heartlessly: "I don't know, it seems to be a flight attendant, and the fat cat is hers." What's wrong?"
"Oh, it's fine. Lin Zhi said.
The big fox spirit sister Little Bird shrank in Shen Yi's arms, Chu Rong raised her eyebrows coldly, and a battle was about to break out, and Shen Yi slipped away decisively.