Chapter 322: The Money-Hungry Monkey

"Uh, that...... Are your injuries better?"

Wu Ge held back for a long time, and finally held back a sentence.

Cheng Yingxia concentrated on teasing Xiaohua, as if she hadn't heard it.

"Well, that time...... It's me who is wrong, don't be surprised. ”

Wu Ge refers to the "violence" against Cheng Yingxia in the alien base Yongdao. Although it was just a misunderstanding, Cheng Yingxia reacted so violently that Wu Ge felt the need to apologize.

Cheng Yingxia concentrated on teasing Xiaohua, as if she hadn't heard it.

"I was under too much pressure and said something nasty to you. This ......"

Cheng Yingxia concentrated on teasing Xiaohua, as if she hadn't heard it.

……

Wu Ge sighed...... Alas, this beam is getting bigger and bigger.

In fact, Cheng Yingxia's ignorance of Wu Ge was completely caused by her inner panic. She hadn't made up her mind what to do with Wu Ge, and she didn't even know what she wanted to do, so she didn't know how to respond to Wu Ge at all.

In fact, she was now scolding herself in her heart: What am I doing here?

"I know, you hate me. Wu Ge scratched his head and said, "I used to think that you had a lot of shortcomings...... But that's a misunderstanding, I don't think so now. He hurriedly explained. "I don't mean anything else by that...... Well, it's not about what I want to do to you. You're my junior sister, this ......."

Speaking of which, Wu Ge has a wealth of experience since cultivating immortals, and he has fought several battles of life and death. His temperament has gradually become more and more open-minded, and even a little "cynical" taste. But. In front of Cheng Yingxia, he still seemed cautious and clumsy.

It's just a junior sister......

Cheng Yingxia suddenly had mixed feelings in her heart and was annoyed. There's loss, there's self-contempt, and there's a little bit of relief at the same time.

Since he didn't mean that to me, I didn't have to worry about it.

Besides, men don't have a good thing, and I shouldn't have thought of that in the first place.

"Hmph, who is your junior sister?"

She stood up. Proudly threw down a sentence, turned around and left.

Xiaohua wagged her tail and ran happily back and forth. followed Cheng Yingxia away.

Alas, the senior brothers and sisters don't have to do it, it seems that Cheng Yingxia's prejudice against herself can't be eliminated.

Wu Ge shook his head helplessly.

He cleaned up his broken mood and prepared to wait for Cheng Yingxia to go away and start the primary cultivation of channeling qi into the body. But. A golden bolt of lightning suddenly swooped down on him.

"Bobo...... dead monkey. How did you...... Belch. ”

Bobo rushed in front of Wu Ge, circled around Wu Ge twice, and slammed onto Wu Ge's shoulder.

Bobo was heavy, and suddenly pressed Wu Ge, who was unprepared, to be short.

"Wang, Wang. ”

Xiaohua, who had planned to have a good relationship with Cheng Yingxia for a while, saw that someone wanted to seize her master, and immediately turned around and pounced murderously.

"Wang, Wang. ”

It circled around Wu Ge and kept jumping up, trying to pull the shameless big fur ball off Wu Ge's body.

Bobo noticed the floret.

"Woo-woo. ”

It leaned down. Baring its fangs threatens Floret.

"Bobo, don't ...... This is my spirit animal. ”

Wu Ge stopped.

Spirit beasts?

Bobo looks at the florets. Looking at Wu Ge again, his thick lips turned up, revealing a look of disdain.

Hmph, without being by your side, you see how confused this rookie brother is...... Can this also be regarded as a spirit animal? I think back then, when I followed my master......

However, it still heeded Wu Ge's admonition, squatted on Wu Ge's shoulder, and put on a posture of "not knowing as much as you".

Lao Wang first learned to fly, and was pulled down by Bobo. At this time, he flew to Wu Ge's side.

"Wang, Bobo, what's wrong?"

Wu Ge asked.

Bobo is nothing, just heavily fat.

In addition, it wears a small vest. The vest was full of pockets, and they were all bulging.

"It's hard to put into words. ”

Lao Wang sighed and said.

Bobo worked as a "tactical coach" at the organization base, and his small life was very nourishing. However, it was because it was too moisturizing, and there was a bad consequence. In the past, Bobo ate green, healthy and nutritious vegetables and fruits in the fairy world, and after arriving at the base, he ate high-protein, high-sugar and high-fat foods, which inevitably caused overnutrition. In addition, those rookies at the base, in order to get more guidance from "Coach Bobo", bribed Bobo in different ways, from candy to high-end snacks and cakes. Bobo's size was quickly blown up like a balloon, to the point where it seriously affected the quality of teaching.

Another factor that affects the quality of Coach Bobo's teaching is the salary. As the first monkey in Xiuzhen who once followed the red pine nut immortal to the rivers and lakes, Bobo knew too well the power of those colorful little pieces of paper. Although Bobo is a monkey, his position is very important, and his salary is really not low. But at the base, its food and shelter are provided by the government, and the rookies also pay it all kinds of food every day, "and the salary is basically unchanged." Over time, this "little piece of paper" accumulates more and more. After there are too many "small pieces of paper", how to keep them has become a big problem - think that at the beginning, Wu Ge offered to "keep" the salary for it, but he didn't agree, do you think it will trust others?

At first, it hid its money in the house, but later it felt unsafe and buried it in the ground or in a tree hole in a high place in the "teaching site". However, in this way, when fighting with the rookies, Bobo is always reluctant to think of the money in the ground and in the trees. In the end, Lao Wang thought of a way, made a small vest for Bobo, and sewed nine pockets with reference to the highest-level uniform of the beggar gang. In this way, Bobo put the money on his body, and finally solved the problem a little. However, when Bobo was "teaching", it was inevitable that he would run up the tree and walk through the canopy, and it would be easy to hang up his vest and make the money fly all over the sky. At this point, Bobo would give up on "teaching" and scream and pounce to pick up his treasure. If someone helps it, it will bite people...... Although Bobo's cultivation is high, and the rookies are still unable to surpass it, its existence is still very necessary, but after careful study by the top management of the organization, it was decided to temporarily let Bobo return to the fairy world to solve the problem of financial management, and lose weight by the way - otherwise, Bobo will definitely become the first monkey in the history of life on earth to have pigtails due to overnutrition.

"This Dead Monkey ......"

Wu Ge looked at the sturdy Bobo, a little crying and laughing.

Bobo has been away from the fairy world for a long time, and he is willing to come back for a vacation and rest. Besides, it has been separated from Wu Ge for a long time, and it does miss it a little. After making out with Wu Ge to relieve the pain of longing, it took out a piece of toffee from its arms and put it in its mouth.

"No sugar is allowed in the future. ”

Wu Ge snatched the toffee and threw it to Xiaohua. Bobo muttered dissatisfiedly, but didn't dare to resist.

"You'll be able to control it. Lao Wang sighed. "We've done everything, but we can't control it. ”

"Hmph, that's not easy?" Wu Ge said with a gloomy face. "I saw you eat candy again, deduct your salary, and fine you. ”

Bobo subconsciously protected his pocket.

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On that day, Wu Ge failed to complete his cultivation. Most of his time is spent reconciling Bobo and Xiaohua. Bobo is good to say, at least it's human-speaking and easy to communicate. After Wu Ge warned it, it didn't dare to do anything to Xiaohua in front of Wu Ge. But Wu Ge's communication with Xiaohua was completely ineffective, as soon as she saw Bobo approaching Wu Ge, Xiaohua barked wildly, and vowed not to give up until Bobo was driven away.

It seems that what Jigong said is not unreasonable, and Wu Ge still has a long way to go in terms of a deep understanding of "animal behavior and psychology".

Coming out of the fairy world, Wu Ge had no choice but to bring Xiaohua home.

Before the door was opened, Wu Ge felt a strong sense of peace in the room.

"Master, are you back?"

"Uh, Minnie...... Why are you here?"

Guo Meini was wearing a pale pink sweater, wearing an apron, and her chest line was perfectly presented in front of Wu Ge, which made Wu Ge suddenly feel bright.

Xiaohua stepped forward, circled around Guo Meini, and sniffed and sniffed on her feet.

The smell on this person's body is similar to that of a fairy, and it should be with the owner. It analyzed.

"Mom, how do you keep the guests busy? Just go to the restaurant and ask for a few dishes to come back. ”

Wu Ge complained a little, but still said with a grin.

"The food in the restaurant is better than the home cooking? ”

Wu's mother replied.

"Uh......" (To be continued......