Chapter 11 Shameless Pickling Girl Law
"I went to school. ”
Zhuo Bufan changed the topic with a weak heart, and when the words fell, he picked up his schoolbag and rushed out of the door......
The first class was a boring physics class, and Zhuo Bufan had worked hard to learn it, but the formula in the book was still that I knew it, and it didn't know me.
The teacher spoke with relish in class, but Zhuo Bufan under the classroom did not arouse the slightest interest.
"Well, how do you do this question?"
Liu Dan in the back stabbed Zhuo Bufan.
"Tsuh?" Zhuo Bufan never expected that the champion school flower would ask him a question, "What did you say?"
"Give!" Liu Dan threw the exercise book directly.
Zhuo Bufan was about to say that he wouldn't, but Zhang Liang had already taken it over for him with a "conscience", if he had a conscience.
Zhuo Bufan picked up the notebook and looked at it, and sure enough, he couldn't.
"Huh, I'll take a look!" Zhuo Bufan didn't say anything, when suddenly Neuropathy Huang spoke.
"Will you? you see?"
"Hahaha! I can see it too, let me see. Mo Xiaoye suddenly laughed wildly.
Only Xu Lao was surprisingly silent.
It is true that he is the Heavenly Master of the Ancient Dan Dao, but for the modern student exam questions, it is completely confusing, and it is better to study his real Heavenly Book.
I can only stare dryly.
"I don't know physics. Comrade Xiaoye quickly admitted defeat, and sure enough, the IQ of the singer will not be too high.
"Well, it's actually quite simple. Huang Xuan said lightly.
As soon as he spoke, the three people, no, one person and two ghosts were silenced. Neuropathy will have exam questions, they can't, this face is a big loss.
Wood Huang is actually a wrong title, I don't know where the momentum comes from, Huang Xuan began to explain endlessly: "Look, this problem should be solved like this, the law of inertia, the law of acceleration ......"
In just a while, Mu Duohuang had already solved this problem six times, and he used different methods, from shallow to deep, but he still overestimated Zhuo Bufan.
"I finally understand what kind of neuropathy you are, you must have been a genius physicist in your previous life, and I heard that geniuses are prone to madness. Zhuo Bufan shook his head and said, indicating that he still wouldn't.
"Hehe, this won't be yet, it's okay, let's try something else. For Zhuo Bufan's "false praise", Huang Xuan showed great patience, he didn't care that he was talking about the piano to the cow, and starting from the most superficial physics in junior high school, he had a spirit of fearlessness and never giving up.
Could it be that he is a martyr?
More than half an hour later.
"Are you going to be able to?" asked Zhang Liang, a classmate at the same table, couldn't help but ask out loud.
Actually, he won't, while taking the book, Zhang Liang has already written down the question, just to see if he has the fate to communicate with the school flower champion classmates, but obviously he doesn't have such a good fortune.
Just seeing Zhuo Bufan's very researched look, Zhang Liang thought that Zhuo Bufan would, but after so long, Zhuo Bufan still didn't say a word, and Zhang Liang finally couldn't stand it.
Does this pickled girl also have a little lower limit?
"Hmph!
Liu Dan, the champion of the school flower, sneered and said, this is a high-level problem, if Zhuo Bufan looks at it and says no, it also shows that he has some eyesight, but now he has pretended to study seriously for so long, which means that he is really ignorant.
Once again, I confirmed my judgment, this kid is pretending to be cool, and he doesn't really have real talent.
In the past two days, Liu Dan has also heard some legends of Zhuo Bufan, who is also a transfer student, but he doesn't seem to care much about the school, and often doesn't come to school, but when he first came to the transfer school that day, Zhuo Bufan left a deep impression on him, especially the sentence that the English teacher said that mathematics is very talented, practice hard, and will definitely be able to win the Olympiad Olympiad Championship The words left a great shock to Liu Dan, as if he was a bit of a master in the world, so that Liu Dan would not be a master pretending to be a master, it is better to reach out and give it a try.
But after trying it today, Liu Dan is sure that this guy is just pretending!
Zhuo Bufan was still burying his head, accidentally communicating with Huang Xuan with his heart, Zhuo Bufan actually fell into it, it seems that Mu Huang must have been a peerless physical genius in his previous life.
Just when Zhang Liang was impatient and decided to call him again, Zhuo Bufan finally solved the physics problem. He threw back the exercise book in his hand and said, "The solutions are all on it, see for yourself." ”
Belch?
"You're so good!" Zhang Liang's eyes widened, "In the future, physics will depend on you!"
"Which eye did you see my cow!" Zhuo Bufan said.
"Both eyes saw it. ”
"......" Zhuo Bufan, "You are better!"
"Students, class is about to end, according to the usual practice, today I will leave you a few practice problems, it doesn't matter if you can solve them, just give everyone a chance to learn more about mathematics, if anyone can solve it, they will get a place to participate in the Olympiad competition. If you have won something in the Olympiad, you can directly recommend it to the highest capital, the capital of Jingcheng University! Everyone work hard!" The math teacher shouted hard from the podium, if someone can really win the Olympiad championship, then his prize money will jump up by a number.
It depends on whether Liu Dan will accept the recruitment, I heard that the previous school is too tight, so Liu Dan, the champion of the Olympiad, will transfer, I can't be in a hurry.
Math teacher heart.
"What, it's already a math class!" Zhuo Bufan said stunned.
"You just pretend!" Zhang Liang's fragile little liver fluttered and jumped, this guy is really shameless and extraordinary, admire.
"There's another question, write it down and show it to me. "Nerve Huang has started to get nervous, and it seems that he hasn't enjoyed it just now.
"You're really sick!" Zhuo Bufan couldn't help but speak, how could he have the time to solve the problem.
"Who's sick?" asked the math teacher on the stage, stunned.
"No! it's just short-sighted!" Zhuo Bufan lied helplessly.
"Myopia can be corrected with lasers. The math teacher was very dissatisfied, thinking that Zhuo Bufan was mischievous.
"Poof!" The school girl smiled as she hid her face and finally got out of class.
The second period is over.
**
Zhuo Bufan finally lay on the bed, and the comfortable big bed surrounded him like an endless net, making him feel leisurely.
Now, Zhuo Bufan is repenting, he is repenting for why he didn't copy back the three math problems. From the third class in the morning, until the early hours of the morning, even when eating and going to the toilet, that neurotic wood yellow had been harassing him for a full fifteen hours.
Oh my God, what the hell have I done, you are going to do this to me!
Zhuo Bufan shouted in his heart.
It all started at the end of today's second class.
At that time, the math teacher left three practice problems, which had been addicted to neurological yellow, and asked Zhuo Bufan to write them down, but Zhuo Bufan ignored him.
However, the disaster began, and Nerves Huang began to get nervous, and he had been explaining the previous three physics questions to him in his heart, over and over again, and every time he finished speaking, he would ask mechanically, whether the three questions were copied or not, or not?
After that, the explanation began. And so on and so forth.
At first, Zhuo Bufan thought that he was just obsessed with his nerves for a while and didn't care, but in the afternoon, Zhuo Bufan began to worry, but Zhuo Bufan still decided to abide by the principles.
Some things, once the opening is opened, will leave sequelae, Zhuo Bufan has known since he was a child how big the consequences of such a thing are, so he resolutely disagrees.
However, it was obvious that he underestimated Nerve's determination and overestimated his own will, and after fifteen hours of fatigue bombardment, he finally surrendered and decided to follow Nerve's request from tomorrow, and if each teacher left a practice problem, he would copy it down and do it with Nerve.
However, in this way, it caused an imbalance in the hearts of Mo Xiaoye and Xu Lao, why does Nervehuang have such a generous treatment, we have to hide in the corner alone, licking our wounds and getting moldy? No, we must also treat them equally, without discrimination!
"Afan, I'm going to sing. Mo Xiaoye said angrily.
"Alas, if you want to sing, sing it, ask me what I'm doing!" Zhuo Bufan didn't bother to pay attention, he just wanted to go to bed quickly.
"I want you to learn to sing with me!" Mo Xiaoye continued.
"Learn to sing? I'll learn from you? Are you crazy, just with my broken voice, still learn to sing?" Zhuo Bufan said impatiently.
"I don't care, you have to learn to sing with me every day in the future, otherwise I will be like a neurotic yellow, pestering you, making you unable to sleep and unable to do things. Mo Xiaoye threatened.
"Then you harass! I'll wait. Zhuo Bufan said.
I'll go, come here again, that nerve is a nerve, and you can persevere, why are you Mo Xiaoye?
Zhuo Bufan is not afraid at all.
However, there are always times when things are surprising, Mo Xiaoye is indeed not as willpower as Nerf Huang, but as a singer, she naturally has her tricks, so she recited a great compassion mantra to Zhuo Bufan.
Yes, it's really a great compassion mantra!
How could a singer recite the Great Compassion Mantra?
But Mo Xiaoye really knows how to recite it, because she has sung the song Great Compassion Mantra, which is still very popular on the Internet, Zhuo Bufan remembers that he has also heard it, and thinks it is very good, but if you read it as a scripture, the effect will be completely different.
That feeling, I felt that I was really in hell, and Mo Xiaoye was Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Zhuo Bufan, who had been bombarded by Nerve Yellow for fifteen hours, finally surrendered after not holding out for long.
"Bodhisattva, you just let Xiaosheng go, Xiaosheng promised you. Zhuo Bufan felt that he was very much like Xu Xian, and he was finally coerced by Fahai to succeed.
So, Mo Xiaoye retired with a smile.
Then, the villain Xu Lao appeared at the right time. "Hey, hey, hey. Xu Lao smiled like a weasel, like a weasel who stole a hen.
"Boy, do you want to sleep?" said Xu Lao hehehehe's temptation.
"Say, what desire do you have, God will grant you. Zhuo Bufan felt that he had become a magic lamp, giving everyone three wishes.
Compared with Xu Lao, the big witch, the neuropathy Huang is a stone under Xiaowu Mountain, which is not worth mentioning. Zhuo Bufan was very conscious and accepted his fate. If Xu Lao is allowed to exert his heavenly book, let alone the Great Compassion Mantra, it is the Death Mantra, and it will not prevent Zhuo Bufan from passing away.