I have to admit that no matter how annoying Diao Xiaosi is, as long as he is there, Zisu Villa will immediately be angry and laugh.

After Yu Mantang was busy, he loudly commanded his subordinates to step up the arrangement - today is a double happiness, not only Ning Lao Taijun's birthday, but also a good day for the owner to go home. Since it is a happy event, the opportunity to receive a reward and a red envelope has come.

Zhang Wuji came, Li Yuanba came, and Murong Xiaobai recently filled the vacancy of the innkeeper, and came to celebrate his birthday hand in hand with Tulip and his wife.

Li Yifeng heard the news of Diao Xiaosi's return, and arrogantly took a few concubines to follow Tang Ziwei and Concubine Li Shuang to Zisu Villa.

Tang Ziwei is very good-looking, and he is in a good mood, a few months ago, Concubine Li Shuang gave birth to a big fat boy for him, and deliberately took a loud name called "Tang Sanzang".

As it approached evening, there were even more people coming. First of all, the old man Geng's family and Chu Lie and others from the Longmen Dart Bureau, then Qin Qiong, Cheng Biting Jin, Changsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang and other important ministers of the court, and then Li Er and Changsun Guanyin and Chai Shao came together, carrying Bai Yupiao and other people all the way from Mobei.

Later, the head of the Zhongnan Sword Sect, Longhu Mountain, Emei Ci'en Temple, Penglai Immortal Pavilion, Qingcheng Sword Sect and Kunlun Yaotai Palace also came to celebrate his birthday, and the number of grand guests was no less than that of Kunlun Wenjian.

There is no way, Ning Wuqi's face is too big, especially the defeat of Luoyang in the first battle|一|本|read|novel[y][b][d][u]Wang Shichong, who really contributed to the world.

What's more, there has been no news for a long time after Diao Xiaosi went to the Great Wilderness of Nothingness, and everyone also wants to take this opportunity to ask for clarification.

Bu Operator and Lao Gao Ben live in Zisu Villa, and they can be regarded as half of the masters, and the two of them play chess and drink tea on weekdays, and they live a leisurely and chic life. But as soon as Diao Xiaosi landed, he made a lot of trouble, and he couldn't help but sigh that the pure life of the paradise was about to go forever.

But they just sighed, Diao Xiaosi was already lamenting continuously.

Why is the gap between ideals and reality always so far away, so far away that they go in opposite directions?

Zisu is here, the concubine is also there, Wan'er also came from Penglai Immortal Pavilion to pay tribute to the old godmother's birthday, plus the Ya Lauder in the Tianluo astrolabe, she can finally hug the left and the right. But where are the good days?

At this moment, he turned out to be alone, and no one cared for him, and he was thrown aside by his charming wives, who were responsible for serving tea and water, fanning the flames...... No, it's a wind-knob door.

Fortunately, he was not the only one who received the same treatment, which soothed Diao Xiaosi's mood a little.

The eldest grandson Wuji, Zhang Wuji, Murong Xiaobai, Li Yuanba...... Regardless of whether they have a family or not, everyone sat in a long row on the steps outside the door, and even Li Jing was at the end of the line.

There are more than a dozen big men, each with a wine jar, you look at me, I look at you, I can't help but be short of breath and have a long love for children.

However, bursts of silver bell-like voices and unbridled laughter continued to come out in the hall, which was undoubtedly a great stimulus to the brothers and sisters who were blown by the cold wind on the long steps.

"Isn't that a ...... "The eldest grandson Wuji hung his head in frustration, feeling that being expelled from the door by a good wife like Xiao Nan was completely dragged down by his friends.

"You can at least sit and laugh," Li Yifeng said hesitantly: "My uncle is miserable, and he has to kneel on the washboard when he goes home." ”

"Who said it was kneeling, obviously too lazy to take off their clothes and wash them!" Tang Ziwei retorted.

Murong Xiaobai smiled: "No matter what, it's always good to have a home." Brother Wuji, it's time for you to get married. ”

Zhang Wuji shook his head again and again, and said disdainfully: "Excuse me, excuse me, just like you are now, are you ashamed?"

"Get out," Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "If you don't get married, you don't have the right to speak, do you understand?"

Li Er actually hugged a wine jar and squeezed among the people, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you, I haven't been so happy for a long time." ”

Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "You have been promoted to the prince, and you still say that you are not happy, what is your dream?"

The eldest grandson Wuji disagreed: "Will the prince be happy, who doesn't have any worries when he lives?" The son of the emperor's family only has more troubles than ordinary people. What kind of merit is to shock the master, I heard that in two days, Qin Qiong and they will be transferred to the command of the prince and the king of Qi, and they will prepare for war again. ”

Diao Xiaosi looked at Li Er sympathetically and comforted: "No way, who made you talented? Like me, I am jealous everywhere I go, but I have never been pampered and never frightened." He is mad by him, the breeze blows the hills, he is crossed by him, and the bright moon shines on the river. ”

Before he finished speaking, the people on the long steps raised their middle fingers at him in unison if they had a tacit understanding.

Facing the one-fingered long snake formation, Diao Xiaosi was calm, and said to Li Er: "See, they are all jealous of me." ”

Li Er laughed, and very undignified, he raised the wine jar high and poured a large sip of wine into his mouth, "goo", and responded loudly: "Well said, only wine bags and rice bags are not hated." ”

Luo Cheng said proudly: "We people are destined to be ordinary people and mediocre people, and we will do it vigorously, and we will not come to the world in vain!"

Zhang Wuji clapped his hands in agreement and said, "Yes, since God treats you and me so well, you shouldn't waste it." No matter whether the name is moved above the Nine Layers in the future, or hidden under the forest spring, it must live up to this life!"

Diao Xiaosi stretched out a slap, and said with a slap in his veins: "A brother for one day, a brother for life!"

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

More than a dozen hands came up together, clenched into fists.

The laughter in the hall suddenly weakened, and the beauties in the room hid behind the windowsill, looking at the scene outside, their eyes full of tenderness and pride.

Now waiting outside obediently to blow the wind and keep vigil is the best group of young people in the whole world.

They fought bloody battles together, and they will inevitably become the backbone of the whole country in the future, and of course, they are also the capital of women's pride.

The prosperous Tang Dynasty, the peaceful world, the future can be expected.

"Uh......" Suddenly Li Yuanba let out a long wine burp, his drunken eyes opened his hand slightly and touched his shriveled stomach and said: "The spring breeze comes and goes from the east, and the golden bottle of wine is microwaved." The falling flowers are a little more, and the beauties want to be drunk. Qingxuan peach and plum can be geometric! Fourth brother, I'm hungry!"

Chu Suiliang raised his eyes to look at the sky, and said thoughtfully: "Brother Li has a hundred poems about wine, but I'm afraid I have to wait a little longer to eat." ”

Li Yifeng lowered his voice and said, "Time is running out, why don't we sneak around the city?"

The old bird's mind seemed to be sluggish at this time, and he was stunned: "What is there to visit in the city at this time?"

As soon as the words came out, he was dragged and firmly covered his mouth.

I saw Zhang Wuji, eldest grandson Wuji, Diao Xiaosi, Li Yifeng, Luo Cheng and others on the opposite side brushing the ground and smiling.

The old bird shivered and struggled to break free, "I...... Can't!"

The eldest grandson Wuji grabbed his skinny arm and said, "How can a man say that he can't......? Well, although you are a little old, you can also be old!"

Murong Xiaobai sighed and said, "The opportunity in life is fleeting. Brothers, I feel that my beard is about to grow into grass, and I should cherish it. ”

Luo Cheng said: "Brother Xiaobai, don't be impatient, we will occupy Chang'an tonight!"

Tang Ziwei subconsciously looked at the closed door behind him, and said with righteousness: "I will be loyal to Concubine Shuang all my life, and I will never do anything to steal chickens and dogs!"

"Last time," Li Yifeng said disdainfully: "On the tassel floor in Luoyang, you and that girl ...... with you."

Tang Ziwei said embarrassedly: "Listen to the song, I will listen to the song, I didn't do anything!"

Everyone suddenly realized, and nodded in unison: "Oh...... I've done everything. ”

Tang Zi said angrily: "What do you children know? When the old man killed all over the eighteenth floor of Mobei and swept the thirteen hairpins of the Golden Horde, you were still ......."

"Tang Ziwei!" Amid the cheers of the crowd, the door of the hall was slammed into the air.

Concubine Li Shuang was holding a baby who had just finished drinking milk and was sleeping soundly, and Yurong was slaying with cold eyes and approaching Tang Ziwei step by step.

"Concubine Frost......" Tang Zi was so frightened that his legs were weak and he almost knelt on the ground, but fortunately, someone behind him supported him, so he barely stabilized his mind and coughed: "What's the matter, let's go home, don't you see that I am busy drinking with my brothers?"

Seeing that Tang Ziwei could be so tough under Concubine Li Shuang's obscenity, the brothers gave a thumbs up to express their admiration.

Concubine Li Shuang was trembling with anger, and quickly stepped forward and grabbed her ears and said, "Feng, Feng, yes, who?"

Tang Zi shouted in pain: "What bottles and cans, where do I know." Let it go—I don't think it's okay to be quiet?"

I never thought that Concubine Li Shuang raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and said angrily: "And Jingjing?" Okay, first Fengfeng, then Jingjing, how many fox spirits do you have behind your back?"

Tang Ziwei couldn't break free, and said hurriedly: "Xiaofeng, Xiaobai, Xiaosi...... Quickly persuade Frost to fly. Didn't you say that you would be a brother for one day and a brother for life? When you see me like this, don't you hurry up and pull her away?"

Li Yifeng spread his hands and said: "I can't treat my uncle as a brother, this generation is in chaos." ”

Feng Lao Niao sneaked up to the flower demon girl and invited him: "Lady, they just wanted to pull me to ...... Walk, you can swear to the death for your husband!"

"Oh, is it?' 'People don't grow old', who said that?"

The old bird shook his head and said, "It's not me anyway, I didn't ...... Oh, it hurts! Eldest grandson Wuji, you kid come out, you can hurt me!"

The eldest grandson Wuji had already hid behind Li Yuanba, keeping his mouth shut and not saying a word.

Seeing Nan Wanping strolling over, Li Yuanba immediately flashed to the side and showed the eldest grandson Wuji and said, "Brother and sister, the person you are looking for is here!"

The eldest grandson Wuji didn't expect Li Yuanba to sell himself without thinking about it, leaning on the railing and looking up at the sky thoughtfully, he said: "The sunset is infinitely good, but it's just near dusk-"

"I understand, you want to be quiet, do you think I'm old?"

"No, no, lady, you are an old man ...... old heart!"

"Little white bear, do you also want to be quiet? Look at me, I am really getting older day by day, and they all say that the years are a pig-killing knife, wilting cucumbers and chrysanthemums. I've always believed in my vision, I believe I've found a good man, but why are you, why are you ......".

Murong Xiaobai, who was hiding on the side, was tulips and wept and pulled his sleeves and shook them lightly, only to feel the pores explode and his whole body was terrified, and he just wanted to answer but heard Diao Xiaosi wail: "Oh my God, you killed Lao Tzu alive!"

No matter how miserable others are, they are just fighting alone, but he has to face a three-way iron wall, and he really can't live this day.

Li Yifeng and Zhang Wuji hid far away, secretly glad that they didn't have to face today's pain.

No wonder people say that men conquer the world and women conquer men. Thinking about the suffering of these brothers at the moment, all the thoughts of governing the country and leveling the world have been thrown to Java.

The two of them were drinking to themselves and felt a lot of emotion, and suddenly heard the wind in the courtyard, it was Luo Saobao who moved the five-hook god flying silver spear, which made the sky flickering with an amazing momentum.

Is this the beginning of domestic violence?

Li Yifeng was about to step forward to persuade him, but he saw Tang Xuesheng stepping on the steps with his hands on his chest and one foot, and said with a sneer: "Use some strength, practice hard, I'm still waiting for you to grow a spear to pick Chang'an one day!"