Chapter 39: Take off your pants

Everyone in front of the window turned their heads and glared at Duobao!

Wang Zhuo rubbed Duobao's short mushroom hair that hung down to the root of his ears, and Duobao smiled brightly at Wang Zhuo.

The sun was still shining, and the zombies were lying on the ground more and more comfortably.

Zus inspired his men to point their guns at the zombies, and then whispered, "Get out of the window, we have to discuss!"

When everyone turned around and walked back, Wang Zhuo told Duobao about the current situation of the Saisai country and the news about the Tang people.

"An Wei, Cheng Jie and I went to the fourth floor to discuss, Leader Zhou Qian is optimistic about the zombies, once they have a move, they will come to report the news quickly. Zu Siqi spoke very quickly.

Zhou Qian was still holding a severed palm, and said in a hoarse voice when he heard the words: "Zu Siqi, Shao Nima gave orders to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu officially announced that Lao Tzu's territory will no longer welcome Tang people from today onwards!

Zu Siqi sneered: "Now you have two choices, first, do as I say. Second, I threw you down the window. ”

Zhou Qian shouted to the more than fifty natives of the surrounding Sacrifice Country: "Brothers and sisters, are you still waiting for the Tang people to throw you down and feed the zombies? Du Nima will stand up for me and kill them!"

In response to Zhou Qian, only the frightened eyes of those natives were heard.

Zu Siqi smiled slightly, "Do you really think these zombies can trap me? I'm just helping you." ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't need your help! Since you don't get out, then okay, I'll go!" Zhou Qian saw that no one responded to him, so he couldn't help but take a few steps back, and said to An Wei with a sad look: "An Wei, you also said that none of these Tang people have any good things! You come with me, I have a second grain storage point, even if the two of us can't eat it until we die of old age." ”

An Wei was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Zhou Qian, you are too naΓ―ve, you are naΓ―ve in your speech, and you are naΓ―ve in your life and in doing things." The second grain storage point has long been ...... by your good brother."

An Wei pointed at Cheng Jie and continued: "I have already been told to the Tang people by your good brother." ”

Zhou Qian was momentarily stunned after hearing this, and his chest rose and fell.

Even Wang Zhuo, who was playing soy sauce on the side, felt that Zhou Qian's existence was completely a large coffee table full of cups.

After half a minute, Zhou Qian seemed to suddenly remember something, and reluctantly smiled: "Except for me, no one knows where the second grain point in Ludao is hidden, Anwei, you lied to me." ”

After speaking, he looked up nervously at the faces of several people.

Zu Siqi sneered, Cheng Jie had always been very calm, and An Wei sighed softly: "Won't he follow you?" When you were storing grain, you didn't know that the end of the road was coming, Zhou Qian, I can only say that you were too careless. ”

Zhou Qian was finally struck by lightning, trembling and pointing at Cheng Jie and said, "Why did you betray me?

Cheng Jie's face remained unchanged, and he said softly: "Do you also know that I have been friends with you for ten years?" Six years ago, when I told you that I liked An Wei, you were helping your girlfriend have a baby, and asked me who was An Wei, who is so charming and can make your brother like it. ”

"And then, when you saw An Wei, you actually paid someone to let him seduce me and make me like a man!"

As soon as Cheng Jie's words came out, the audience fell silent.

Wang Zhuo and Duobao glanced at each other, and felt that the thunder was rolling on the outside, and if they sprinkled a little cumin and chili powder, they just had enough to make a plate of cat and mouse fight.

Zhou Qian was completely out of control, "The woman I love doesn't go with me, my brother of ten years betrayed me, since this is the case, then let's die together!"

After crying, he ran to the stairs, apparently trying to open the door on the first floor and let the zombies in.

Before Zhou Qian ran three meters away, Zu Siqi's figure suddenly blocked in front of Zhou Qian.

Wang Zhuo frowned slightly, Zu Siqi's speed was extremely fast, and it was about the same as the speed before the transformation of Duobao!

Duobao said: "This person is a monk in the late congenital stage. ”

While speaking, Zu Siqi grabbed Zhou Qian's neck with one hand, and actually lifted Zhou Qian up in the air.

"Since you choose the first path, I will send you. Zu Siqi was full of sneers, and carried Zhou Qian, who was struggling and suffocating immediately, to the window and threw him down directly.

With the sound of the object falling freely, Zhou Qian's miserable screams disappeared, and he was eaten by dozens of zombies who were basking in the sun in a coma.

Zu Siqi clapped his hands, turned his head and looked around, seeing An Wei lowered his head and frowned tightly, Cheng Jie and his three friends all looked at him with admiration, and the rest of the natives of the sacrificial country all closed their eyes in fear.

Zu Siqi couldn't help but smile with satisfaction, and deliberately glanced at Wang Zhuo and Duobao.

Then his pupils shrank, and he saw Duobao and Wang Zhuo whispering something, covering his mouth and smiling while saying that Duobao.

Zu Siqi's face was clouded at the moment, and the next moment he returned to a smile full of evil spirit and walked over, and vaguely heard Duobao say: "Plants vs. zombies, now zombies have become plants, I don't know what to do with plants......"

Zusqi walked in, and Dobden shut up. I saw Zu Siqi pointing at Wang Zhuo and said: "The clown has been solved, before we study the countermeasures, please give an explanation." ”

Wang Zhuo smiled: "You are busy with you, we are passing by to make soy sauce." ”

Zu Siqi said disdainfully: "As a Tang person, I don't know where Lu Dao learned these vulgar languages, I don't like to repeat them, how can you be responsible for these zombies you attracted?"

"Well, I'll lure them away again, if you answer me a question. ”

Zu Siqi subconsciously asked, "What?"

Wang Zhuo Zhengse said: "Have you ever heard of the Buddha treasure relics of the Sai Country?"

Zu Siqi was stunned for a moment, and then Ha Lu Ha Da laughed, as if he had heard some joke, and tears burst into laughter.

After laughing for a long time, Zu Siqi said: "Daoyou, how long has it been since I heard anyone say it, it's been almost ten years, right? It turns out that you are one of the group of turtles that came out of the deep mountains and old forests, and you are still fantasizing about looking for relics. ”

Wang Zhuo said: "Fellow Daoists just need to tell me what you know." ”

"Why ......?"

Before Zu Siqi's words fell, he suddenly felt that the world was spinning, like riding a roller coaster, and all the eyes were illusory.

Wang Zhuo pinched Zhou Qian just now, pinched Zu Siqi's neck and threw him around. When he was put down, Zu Siqi was already full of Venus and foaming at the mouth.

"Do you still want to test as a pilot with this physical fitness?" Wang Zhuo gently patted Zu Siqi's face with his palm, making a snapping sound.

Zu Siqi said confusedly: "I don't want to be a pilot......

"What is the difference between riding an airplane and riding a flying sword!" Wang Zhuo's palm was slightly forced, and there was a purple-red slap on Zu Siqi's face, and his body flew out in a circle.

Then the body shook, everyone only heard the sound of breaking the sky, Wang Zhuo appeared in the window, and even if Zu Siqi's subordinates had the reaction speed of special forces, the fastest only had time to turn half of their faces.

After a crackling sound, more than ten black-clothed men were all knocked to the ground, Wang Zhuo stepped on the hand of the black-clothed man who had just been loyal to the lord, saying that Wang Zhuo was rude, and said: "I have a very low level of education, your master said that I am a turtle, so I will hold my breath and see if I can blow you all in ashes." ”

The man in black rolled his eyes and fainted happily.

Wang Zhuo smiled, walked to Zu Siqi's body, and raised his foot to kick his waist.

But he didn't expect Zu Siqi to be faster than Wang Zhuo, a harrier turned over and stood up, took out the pistol in his arms and said to Wang Zhuo: "Who are you?"

"I'm Sheriff Black Cat!" Wang Zhuo stretched out his hand to hold the pistol and said, "Well, you look much better than just now." ”

At this time, Zu Siqi was like a handmaid in Stephen Chow's version of Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance that was unrecognizable, her face was swollen as high as Duobao's chest, and her eyes were almost gone.

Zu Siqi saw Wang Zhuo's deathly action, his eyes flashed fiercely and hideously, and he desperately pulled the trigger.

"Bang Bang!"

The crisp sound of gunfire poured down eight orange bullets.

But even if the Zu Siqi pistol has been transformed, the muzzle velocity can reach 500 meters per second, but in Wang Zhuo's eyes, this speed is completely turtle speed.

In the eyes of outsiders, he didn't move, stretched out two fingers, and pinched all the bullets.

Stretching out his hand, all the bullets fell on the concrete floor with a crisp metallic sound. Wang Zhuo snatched Zu Siqi's gun with his hand, pinched it twice at will, and turned it into a pile of scrap metal and threw it on the ground.

"If you want to kill me, the missile buddies will kick it away!" Wang Zhuo stepped forward and gently patted Zu Siqi's face again and said, "Tell me all the news you know about the Buddha Treasure Relic." ”

Zus's angry eyes were full of red light, and he opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of yellow phlegm.

Wang Zhuo stretched out his hand and let out a true qi, bouncing the yellow phlegm back into Zu Siqi's mouth, choking Zu Siqi with a cough.

"Smoke too much, don't you? Look at your phlegm, it's yellow and green. ”

Duobao covered his mouth and said behind Wang Zhuo: "Brother Zhuo, don't be so disgusting, okay?"

Wang Zhuo turned around and smiled at Duobao, dragged Zu Siqi by the hair to the window, and pressed his head forward against the window, "I don't like to repeat what I say, tell me, I'll go, you continue to play perverted games here." Don't tell me, although the zombies below are still photosynthesizing, they don't mind adding food. ”

Zu Siqi shouted: "I am Teng Feng's ancestral family......"

Wang Zhuo directly threw Zu Siqi out of the lur, and held Zu Siqi's feet at the moment when he fell. "You are the ancestor's family, and I have never heard of it. ”

In mid-air, Zu Siqi saw that there were already zombies walking over and welcoming him, several of them participated in Zhou Qian's food action, and a few shredded meat were hanging on his lips.

He was finally frightened, "I said, I'll say it all! You pull it up first! I'll tell you everything you know!"

By the time Zusqi returned to the ground, his legs and feet were weak.

Wang Zhuo covered his nose and took a step back, and a smell of urine came out of Zu Siqi's crotch.

As Wang Zhuo retreated, all the natives of the sacrificial countries, including An Wei, rehearsed and took a few steps back.

Wang Zhuo turned his head and looked at these people indifferently, and suddenly pointed at Cheng Jie and said, "You like men?"

How could Cheng Jie remain calm at this time, and his face turned pale when he heard Wang Zhuo's words. "That...... I don't have to take a bath with soap for a long time......"

Wang Zhuo interrupted Cheng Jie, "Don't talk nonsense, although your brother is not good, but you are even worse, come and take off your pants!"

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