Chapter 17: The nuns are also crazy
Ten.Eight touches!
The faces of the sons of the little prince's faction turned the color of pig liver, and they looked at Chu Hao who was speaking arrogantly in a daze, and they were collectively stunned for a while, not knowing how to respond!
This lawless little prince is really too imaginative!
I want so many kings and grandsons to run to the stage and sing ten or eight touches with a puppet person!!
What is unbearable!
Provocative, too provocative, this is simply an insult to their identity!
Chu Hao didn't have the consciousness of being the party who caused the anger of the people at all, he smiled lightly, his eyes swept over everyone, Zuihou put his eyes on the little prince, and said with a smile: "Brother Huang, what do you say about Brother Huang's proposal?"
The little prince looked indifferent, he also looked at Chu Hao, and said, "Listen to the meaning of the imperial brother, are you bound to win this competition?"
"Of course not!" Chu Hao said with a straight face: "Since ancient times, victory and defeat have never been absolute, they are all five-five, five-five." As he spoke, he re-said, "Oh no, it should be four or six, I am four, and you are six." Hehe. What's the matter? The imperial brother has been planning for a long time, is he afraid of losing, so he doesn't dare to agree to this little proposal of the imperial brother?"
The little prince stared at Chu Hao, as if he wanted to see something from his face and expression, but unfortunately, Chu Hao had already forged an iron face in his previous life, and he couldn't get into it, and he couldn't burn it. Therefore, even if a powerful person like the little prince is powerful, it is difficult to distinguish some clues.
He thought about it for a while, and then ignored the eyebrows of the nobles beside him, and suddenly said: "Okay, being on the same stage with a beautiful woman can be regarded as a good story of exile through the ages, and it is not easy for this prince to refuse the royal brother's meaning." Since the royal brother is eager to sing with the Yaomengchi Fairy on stage, the prince agreed!"
"In this way, then I have to thank the imperial brother for your kindness!" Chu Hao smiled innocently and innocently.
The two of you say a word to me, and no one is willing to fall behind, but Caitou is set like this.
At present, this cricket fight is not only related to the face of the gentlemen, but also related to the reputation of each family! Once they lose, they will be on stage to sing in full view of the lantern party.
Yes, except for the little prince, who was still a little calm, the other sons and daughters were all worried and staring at the table nervously, even the sons and daughters on Chu Hao's side were no exception. You must know that they are all military families, and when their parents move, they are not serious, and they can't complain if they are killed!
Sun Haoran touched Chu Hao and whispered, "I said, are you okay?"
Chu Hao glared: "Have you ever seen me fight a battle that I am not sure of?"
Who knew that this sentence made Sun Haoran and the others even more nervous, and all of them knew that this little prince had always lost more and won less, and generally when he said this, the ending was almost decided.
But there is no time to stop them at the moment, because Wu Donghan has already taken a step forward, came to the table, gently glanced at everyone, and said: "In order to prevent such a thing as cheating, except for the little prince and the little prince, everyone else should consciously retreat to the table three steps away." ”
Chu Hao scolded in his heart when he heard this, this Wu Donghan's meaning was obviously an allusion to the fact that the martial artists on his side would cheat, but the little prince was still a martial artist with a nine-layer bone refining body, in case he saw that he was going to lose and killed my cricket with internal qi, how could it be compared?
Chu Hao thought dirty in his heart.
When everyone else stepped back, Wu Donghan stood aside as a witness. And since both parties are big people in the capital who are trembling when they stomp their feet, this time it was the senior steward of Juyunlou who presided over the cricket fight, and the middle-aged fat man stepped forward, looked at Chu Hao, and then looked at the little prince, and said loudly: "Open the gates, release the insects!"
"General Zhenshi" and "Fengyun Sword God" went down to the basin, and with the sound of "start" from the steward, the two insects were about to start fighting each other.
Only after getting off the basin did he see that Chu Hao's "General Zhenshi" was bigger than the "Fengyun Sword God", with horns rushing out of his forehead, a bowed back and a wide neck, wings and scales, and a black and purple pincer full of violentness, worthy of being a fierce insect of five hundred taels of gold! Seeing that General Zhenshi had begun to chirp a little impatiently, Chu Hao's confidence increased greatly!
The little prince sneered, took out the hot grass and began to tease it for a while, and suddenly the fighting spirit of the "Fengyun Sword God" was high, and he quickly rushed across the middle line, and "Dudu" roared.
Chu Hao swept the buttocks of the "General Zhenshi" with the grass, and the "General Zhenshi" immediately flapped its wings and roared, forming an echo in the basin, and the urn vibrated with a bang, and the momentum was not inferior to that of the opponent.
The little prince always felt that the "General Zhenshi" gave him a little wrong, you know, the "Fengyun Sword God" was specially transported from the Wu Kingdom for this competition, he was cautious, and did not attack immediately, so that the "Fengyun Sword God" was fixed there wielding a big tong, as if dancing a black and purple Xuanhua sword, who would cut whom.
"General Zhenshi" is at its peak, he is not afraid, he rushes up with white teeth and tongs, and hits the face of the "Fengyun Sword God", and then uses the big tongs to shake it, just like the secular "four or two dialing a thousand catties", and suddenly lifts the "Fengyun Sword God" to the basin wall!
Before the "Fengyun Sword God" turned around, the "Earthquake General" was vigorous, and the general's broadsword had already been clamped!
The little prince was startled and hurriedly drove away, although the "Fengyun Sword God" quickly turned his head and avoided it quickly, but his left wing was still crossed by the black teeth of the "Earthquake General", and a small piece of hard wing was scraped off!
In the first round, the little prince's "Fengyun Sword God" was slightly injured!
Everyone was shocked, this "Earthquake General" is too fierce, too unbelievable, all the people present are people who know insects, this "Fengyun Sword God" is obviously a level higher than the "Earthquake General", but it has always been at a disadvantage, "Earthquake General" compared to before, it is simply a judgment of two worms!
Chu Hao's side suddenly had a high momentum, while the little prince's side was depressed and unbelievable.
The two insects regained their positions, their teeth facing each other, and the "Fengyun Sword God" already knew the strength of the opponent, and after breaking a wing, he was a little afraid, and he shrank in a corner, and he didn't dare to take the initiative to attack. On the other hand, the "Shaking General" seemed to be crazy, and frequently took the initiative to attack, knocking the "Fengyun Sword God" to the ground.
The little prince was secretly anxious, today is really an evil door, he urged the hot grass, let the "Fengyun Sword God" attack quickly, finally, this generation of fierce insects was also completely angered by the eyes of the "General Zhenshi", sniffed out a gap, and as soon as the big teeth closed, he wanted to clasp the opponent's teeth and shake them!
But Chu Hao's "Earthquake General" is really powerful, as if he has eaten an aphrodisiac, ignoring the opponent's big teeth, the black and purple big teeth are one in one, and he actually came first, but he bit the white teeth of the "Fengyun Sword God", relying on his big head and thick neck, and suddenly pressed the head of the "Fengyun Sword God" to the bottom of the pelvis.
One second, two seconds, three seconds......
The little prince leaned forward to look at the basin, and his face was no longer as indifferent as before, and it was extremely dignified. He knew that if the "Fengyun Sword God" could not get rid of the strong pressure of the opponent in time, the big teeth would be loose and the union would not be able to close, so the fate of failure would be inevitable!
However, Chu Hao was quite idle, holding the tea handed by Xiao Si in one hand, and carrying it behind his back with the other, his attitude was relaxed, his eyes looked at the ravaged "Fengyun Sword God" in the basin, and looked at the people on the side of the sweaty little prince, and the mood was so comfortable!
This is the joy of fighting insects!
Finally, the "Fengyun Sword God" really couldn't withstand the crazy blow of the "General Zhenshi", and he lay on the ground and didn't move, no matter how the little prince teased, he no longer got up, and there was no trace of fighting will.
At this moment, everyone knows that the "Fengyun Sword God" is defeated, the little prince is defeated, and the little prince's side is also defeated!
The middle-aged steward stared at the bucket basin, then glanced at Chu Hao with a smile on his face and the little prince with a blue face, and said cautiously: "'Fengyun Sword God' has lost the will to fight insects, please Mr. Wu announce the result." ”
Wu Donghan was free and easy, his gaze stayed on Chu Hao for a moment, and then he said slowly: "In this competition, it was the little prince's 'Earthquake General' who won!"
After a sentence, everyone on Chu Hao's side suddenly cheered and raised their eyebrows. Chu Hao stood up with a smile, and after letting Xiao Si put the "General Zhenshi" into the porcelain bowl, he said slowly: "Brother Huang, oh, and everyone, don't forget our color head, this time the gold and silver will not be accepted from you, a month later, Xiao Wang is looking forward to your performance!"
After speaking, Chu Hao ignored the little prince's ugly face, and walked downstairs. He didn't want to hide anything, this little prince was originally this kind of high-flying and domineering character, besides, even if the little prince was a gentleman, he was also his enemy, and he didn't need to be lenient and merciful to them.
Walking downstairs, Sun Haoran chased down, looked at Chu Hao with a different face, as if he knew him for the first time, hammered his shoulder, and said hehehe: "Brother, there is really you, I was still thinking just now, did you really come up with such a bad move to be on the same stage with Yao Mengchi, but I didn't expect you to really win!"
Chu Hao said angrily: "You have no confidence in me so much?"
"Yes, of course there is!" Sun Haoran hurriedly patted his chest and abdomen, but his expression was full of indebtedness: "By the way, will you go to the celebration banquet for a while?"
Chu Hao thought about it, instead of eating, drinking and having fun with this group of fox friends and dogs, it was better to solve the refining matter first, otherwise it would be a solution to be in a crisis all the time, so he smiled: "Next time, there is something to do today, and when the lantern festival comes, we will have a good time, hehe......"
"Understand and understand, you are reluctant to be a gentle country at home!" Sun Haoran smiled cheaply, he was also involved in Lin Yue'er's affairs, Chu Hao rolled his eyes, and said, "Is Lao Tzu such a serious person?"
Saying that, he was about to leave, Sun Haoran hurriedly said again: "By the way, how did you win today, your 'Earthquake General', I don't remember being so brave!"
"It's all up to this!" Chu Hao threw out a bottle of something, and then walked away with the guards.
Sun Haoran took it, and was immediately dumbfounded, and couldn't help but compare a middle finger to Chu Hao's back!
I saw five words written on the bottle: "Nuns are crazy too!"