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"I'm going to fight, I'm going to set fires! I'm going to kill, I'm going to kill myself!"

Luo Cheng lay in the mud and gritted his teeth and screamed, looking like he didn't want to live anymore and had to drag people into the water.

Diao Xiaosi clasped his hands on his chest and guarded angrily, and wanted to use a knife to engrave the word "deserved" on this guy's head.

Idiot, he actually proposed with a few dry plums, lit a few torches, and was embarrassed to invite people to eat chicken mushroom pork vermicelli for a lifetime. Who is Tang Erma? That's a violent girl who can't even handle the little fourth master, and now he can still have the breath to lie on the ground and want to fight and kill, it's already good, think about the scene when he saw Tang Xueshang for the first time in Wenxianglou, how can it be called a tragic word.

Yes, call you stingy, call you rustic, and make you fun with meat and hemp - Diao Xiaosi gloating, which is very comfortable.

It's not that he has no heart or lungs, but he has just made up his mind to achieve good things with Shisu and has been disturbed by others, seeing that person has suffered worse than himself, he can't help but feel a sense of superiority and happiness.

The eldest grandson Wuji, Li Yuanba, Li Yifeng, Murong Xiaobai, Zhang Wuji and others gathered in a circle around Luo Cheng, and they didn't know how to comfort them. It's not that they don't pay attention to righteousness, but Tang Erma is too perverted, and she can't do stupid things like hitting eggs against stones.

Luo Cheng shouted for a long time, his voice was hoarse, and he realized that in addition to some silent sympathy, no one was willing to give more comfort, so he immediately raised his body and sat up to snatch the wine jar from Li Yuanba's hand.

Li Yuanba held the wine jar in his arms to prevent Luo Cheng from snatching it, shook his head and said: "It's useless, draw a knife to cut off the water, and the water will flow more, and borrow wine to eliminate sorrow and sorrow." ”

"Phew, it's all a bad idea you gave me!" Luo Cheng was furious when he heard it, "Say, what now?"

As soon as Zhang Wuji opened his mouth, he showed that he was more advanced than an idiot in terms of feelings, and suggested: "Why don't you pretend to hang yourself and see if she really doesn't care about you?"

"It's not proper, it's inappropriate!" "The eldest grandson Wuji objected: "Hanging is not tragic enough, it is better to draw a knife and kill yourself." ”

Luo Cheng glared at the two of them and said, "Anyway, for the New Year, I have to play myself to death, right?"

Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "Die for love, great and glorious." The sage once said that heaven is cheap, and the gentleman will never stop killing himself. If you wipe your neck back and forth seven or eight times, maybe Tang's second grandmother will find out with her conscience, and then she will agree to propose. ”

"Seven or eight times?" Luo Cheng said angrily: "Wipe the master once, and the master should go to see the king of Hades!"

Murong Xiaobai said faintly: "Where love goes, what is the joy of life, what is the fear of death? ”

Luo Cheng got up from the ground, patted the soil, turned around and left.

Li Yifeng shouted, "Brother Luo, where are you going?"

Luo Cheng snorted and said: "I'm going to light the Freedom Garden, and I'll have a beacon fire show pig monkey, so I should invite Xueshang to enjoy the fireworks." ”

Diao Xiaosi saw him running away, and hurriedly grabbed him and said with a smile: "Good brother, even if you want to be the king of you, people may not be willing to be a compliment." ”

Luo Cheng didn't look at Diao Xiaosi directly, and said coldly: "Isn't there still Yunjia Pavilion and Huaiyue Water Pavilion?" I will point over one house after another, as long as I can make Xue Sheng smile tonight, even if I burn the villa to the ground, it will be worth it." ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned and said, "This seems to be my Zhuangzi, right?"

"Are you reluctant?" Luo Cheng waved his hand and said, "Let's go to Chang'an tomorrow, I'll invite you to burn it casually." ”

Li Yuanba was not happy, rolled his triangular eyes and said, "You are a green man, that is the master's family." ”

Diao Xiaosi nodded frequently in agreement: "If we want to burn it, we have to find a city that doesn't look good to burn, and I don't feel distressed if I order it, and I can take it with you, just to meet your dirty and dirty wishes at the moment." ”

Li Yifeng on the side leaned over and said, "Brother, you mean we're ...... tonight?"

Diao Xiaosi looked at him, nodded affirmatively, and then the two of them smiled evilly together.

The eldest grandson Wuji patted the folding fan and said, "When will you leave?"

Diao Xiaosi said decisively: "Just leave, it's not fun to wait until dawn." ”

Li Yifeng said happily: "Killing people and setting fires, picking up girls and fighting, marrying wives and having children, there is no one who is not good at it!"

Everyone glanced at him with disdain, if he hadn't instigated Luo Cheng's marriage proposal on Chinese New Year's Eve and did his best to come up with some bad ideas, everyone wouldn't have to make a fuss and still stand in the ground blowing the cold wind.

Murong Xiaobai said: "I heard that the beauties of Luoyang are like clouds, that is excellent." ”

Zhang Wuji said: "Little Si, you seem to be grounded, and you are not allowed to visit the Qinglou, right?"

"Stupid! Chang'an's Qinglou doesn't let Lao Tzu enter, but who says Luoyang's can't either?"

Luo Cheng looked at the closed window on the second floor, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's go visit the Qinglou!"

He almost roared out, fearing that the person in the building would not know what to say.

"Let's go!" Li Yuanba let out a strange cry of excitement, turned his head and soared into the air, and two drum urns and golden hammers burst out, and they actually performed the imperial sword technique.

Not to be outdone, Luo Cheng, Zhang Wuji, Li Yifeng, Diao Xiaosi and others rushed to the sky with the sword, and swept away with a glimpse of the dazzling light, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The eldest grandson Wuji didn't know how to resist swordsmanship, so he was so anxious that he stomped his feet and said: "Despicable, shameless, and unrighteous...... It's too much. ”

As he spoke, Murong Xiaobai smiled, grabbed his arm and sacrificed the swordsmanship, and chased after Diao Xiaosi and the others.

The tulips who were watching the excitement from a distance pricked up their ears and listened to it clearly, and said angrily: "Men are not good things, they dare to hook their shoulders and go to the Qinglou in groups!"

The old bird was itchy and unbearable, so he pushed the boat down the river and said, "Why don't we go together?"

"Go!" said the flower demon girl viciously, "I've been staring at that little bastard for so long, and I can't afford to fall short." ”

Li Jing smiled bitterly: "This kid is really mixed enough, and he doesn't want everyone to have a good year." ”

"Bang Dang!" The window on the second floor was kicked away, Tang Xuesheng stared at the direction where Diao Xiaosi and the others were running, and Feng Mu sneered: "Dare to go to the Qinglou, and say it so loudly, I want to be angry with this girl!"

At this time, Tang Xueshang jumped like thunder, and Luo Cheng happily caught up with Li Yuanba.

After a while, the bright lights of Luoyang City are in sight, and a Luoshui water is like a colorful rainbow meandering through the city, and the lights everywhere are like a sea of people like weaving.

Everyone collected the sword technique, and avoided the soldiers guarding the city and sneaked into Luoyang City.

As soon as I stepped on the street, the rolling heat wave hit my face, and it was clear that the cold was like being in a big steamer.

All kinds of cries and sales on the street are endless, and the famous Luoyang water mat is also set up in the alley, peony swallow vegetables, soup without turning, Henan stewed noodles, and a stream of attractive aromas are diffused and fermented in the fiery night sky, attracting people to salivate.

Li Yuanba saw the delicious things and immediately couldn't move, looked left and right, and twitched his little nose vigorously, shouting, "Lord is hungry!"

Unfortunately, no one paid attention to him, he had just had a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner in the villa, and came to Luoyang City, a flower world, not to fill his stomach.

Seeing this, Li Yuanba opened his throat and roared again: "Lord is hungry, I want to eat!"

Passers-by looked sideways when they heard the sound, making their peers lose their faces and regret that they shouldn't have taken a foodie to the night market.

Diao Xiaosi patted Li Yuanba's skinny shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother, don't forget to start for something because you have gone too far." ”

Li Yuanba suddenly realized, and said from kindness: "Fourth brother, who do you want me to cultivate?"

Diao Xiaosi coughed dryly and asked, "Qinglou or casino?"

After asking these words in vain, the six guys beside him were obliged to say in unison: "Qinglou!"

At that moment, Diao Xiaosi took the lead, walked the streets and alleys three times and turned around to a secluded house, the lanterns on both sides were hung high, and the plaque on the door read the words "Xiang Lishe", and the voices of people could be faintly heard inside.

"This is the Qinglou, are you sure?" Li Yifeng looked up and down the periphery of the house, feeling that the gap with the imaginary scene of high-style guests was not ordinarily big.

"This is the real top green building in Luoyang City. Zhang Wuji praised: "Quiet in the middle of noisy, quiet and elegant, it is rare for the fourth brother to have such a vision, I don't know if you are familiar with the proprietress here, can you give us a discount?"

Li Yuanba smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if it's familiar or not, let the master's drum urn and golden hammer make love to her first." Either she'll fold me in half, or I'll give her a hammer!"

Luo Cheng said dissatisfiedly: "Are you here to rob? Everyone is a person with an identity, and you want Sven." ”

He took two steps forward and pulled the brass ring to call the door. After a while, a little servant opened the side door, poked his head out from behind the door and looked around, and when he saw that it was a guest, he asked, "Sons, what are you doing?"

Li Yuanba opened his mouth and said: "Nonsense, I don't want to do it here......

The eldest grandson Wuji covered this guy's mouth and said with a dry smile: "Don't dare, don't dare." I waited for the admiration to come to the door, just hoping to have the opportunity to listen to Miss Junru play a few fairy songs. ”

The little servant said: "It's unfortunate that you sons, tonight Miss Junru went to the palace of the king, I'm afraid I won't return until dawn." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji was not discouraged, and said one after another: "Are the Lingzhi girls, Luping girls, and Ziling girls there?"

The little girl said: "These girls are here, but they can't get out." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji didn't think about it, and said, "It's okay, it's good to be here, we can wait." ”

The little guy was puzzled: "Then I'm afraid you will have to wait three or two hours to make it." Why don't you come early tomorrow?"

Li Yifeng said angrily: "What are you kidding, it's so hard to see a girl in a Qinglou? This son has to see with his own eyes, what kind of immortal is Ganoderma lucidum and Angelica Angelica, and you want me to wait for her for half a night?!"

His son-in-law's temper came up, and the nine cows couldn't hold it, so they pushed the little guy open and entered the door.

The little guy was so anxious that he chased after him and shouted again and again: "This son, you wait, you can't just break in inside!"

Where would Li Yifeng listen to him, he went straight into the courtyard on the left, and shouted as he walked: "Lingzhi, Luping, Ziling...... Come out of here!"

"It's over," the eldest grandson Wuji sighed and said: "Burning the qin and boiling the crane and cow chewing peonies, the festival is completely ruined." ”

Murong Xiaobai looked around and smiled, "I'm just wondering why Brother Wuji can cherish the name of the girl in Xiangli Sheli?"

Diao Xiaosi said with a smile behind him: "This guy has a copy of "Qinglou Raiders" in his arms at any time, as well as the latest version of the secret drama map, all of which are carefully drawn by first-class painters in the Mingchun Palace. ”

Hearing this, the eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly said: "Diao Xiaosi, you are not allowed to be so bad......"

Before the words fell, Li Yuanba, Luo Cheng, and Zhang Wuji grabbed the eldest grandson Wuji with their hands and feet, and shouted repeatedly: "Where is the strategy?! Where is the map?!"