Chapter 24 Just for fun
Number 2 means that we will be the first to appear with the team that drew number 1. I shook my head helplessly, and entered the colosseum with the four equally helpless team members.
Just when I was hesitating whether to simply admit defeat or play with No. 1 a little, seven people came on the other side. I'm dizzy, isn't it a team of five people, it seems that I misunderstood.
The seven people on the opposite side were dressed in the same way, and judging from the logo on the costume, this No. 1 team paid quite attention to the overall details, and even the logo was designed! These seven people were all men of the same age, both young and old, and when they saw us, they couldn't help but show a look of contempt.
According to the rules, the two teams had to say hello and politely first, so the referee motioned for us to go up and shake hands with each other. I secretly thought, this is really the same as the World Cup, just play, and you have to be polite first.
There is no way, we shook hands with the seven people opposite in turn, one of them is a middle-aged man, six young people, the middle-aged man should be their captain, the age is similar to me, with a proud look on his face, even the handshake looks a little reluctant, of course, this attitude is only aimed at me, Tomahawk and fat man, for beauties like Lin Yu and Ziman, his demeanor is a little flattering. The true nature of a man!
But when we expressed friendship to each other, we didn't expect the other party to start taunting us. I only heard one of them say to the fat man first: "Yo, this fat uncle, how did you get into the special force, dare to ask you a big bald head, why don't you go home and recite the scriptures, what kind of mess is going here." ”
The other immediately said to me again: "Your captain is really useless, with two big beauties, you will abstain from the front." This man's face has been lost to you. Why don't you tell the chiefs? If you are so daring, you can simply go home and farm. Two big beauties just happened to be added to our team, aren't they, uncle?"
The fat man and I exchanged glances, but neither of them spoke. Unexpectedly, the other party thought that we were easy to bully, and became even more provocative: first whistled lewd at Lin Yu and Ziman, and then continued to taunt me and the fat man in an unkind tone. Several people on the other side knew Tomahawk, and gloated and said to Tomahawk: "Tomahawk, it's really unfortunate that you have such two bear bags as teammates, but these two girls are really stunning." Then he pointed at me and said, "Hey, hey." Tomahawk, how can you make him the captain of your team, you are also a character, don't lose the face of your Taishan faction. ”
I wondered in my heart, how could these cultivators have such a bad quality, but seeing that the big guys and other squads watching the battle around me are not strange, I am a little strange, even if it is a radical method, this trick is too low-level.
After the courtesy process was completed, the referee signaled the parties to make final preparations. As the saying goes, "what is tolerable is unbearable". All I said was, "Let's beat these grandsons to death." "If I'm really an uncle, I'm a bully.
A gong sounded. The other party quickly entered the battle state, only to see the three young men on the opposite side standing in the front. Covering the four teammates behind us, seven of them performed their tricks at the same time: two of them threw fireballs at us, one shot an ice pick, one summoned a huge flying sword, and the other two conjured two giant logs to smash at us, except for the one my age who hadn't done it yet.
It seems that the seven people on the other side are mainly summoning the five elements elementally. Except for the power of the earth element, which has not yet appeared, the other four are all occupied. Looking at the other party's gorgeous attack, he really has a bit of a proud capital. However, our Thunderman squad is not vegetarian either.
According to the previous plan, Tomahawk and I used our mental power to fend off the opponent's attack in mid-air, and then the fat man and the other three attacked the opposing members one by one.
With the cultivation of me and the Tomahawk Jin Dan in the later stage, the attacks of the six young people on the other side were all resisted by us at the same time, just to see that these giant trees, flying swords, fireballs, and ice picks were frozen in mid-air and could not move, and the rest was the holding of the minds of the two sides.
However, Tomahawk and I seemed to be at ease, and I even reversed the direction of the icicle and slowly barbed it back. Returning the other way to the other person, this seems to be the trick of the Gusu Murong family.
Thinking of this, I used my mental power to squeeze one of the huge fireballs into a line of fire, and at the same time stretched out a finger and then used a force of mind to lead the line of fire backwards.
The middle-aged man who had never moved among the seven people on the other side finally couldn't hold his breath, but when he saw him open his hands, his eyebrows furrowed, and several stone walls suddenly condensed out of mid-air, just blocking the attack that reversed back.
It turns out that this guy is good at using earth elements. Just when I was thinking in my heart, the situation in front of me changed again: because the attack of the other party's seven people was entangled with the mental power of me and Tomahawk, I had no time to take care of the fat man, Lin Yu and Ziman, and the three of them took advantage of a big loophole.
The fat guy was indecent, first used his mental power to strip off the clothes of the other party's seven people, and then led out a few flames to burn it, Zi Man even used his mental power to hang the seven people one by one in the air, and a long whip flew out of Zi Man's waist and shone on the buttocks of the seven people.
As for Lin Yumo, he just pressed on the other party's neck with his mental power, causing the seven people to go into shock due to suffocation in an instant.
To be honest, we really didn't want to do this at the beginning, and even wanted to let go of the water and admit defeat, who told them to be too arrogant, let's put up with it any longer, the Thunderman team is too seeded. Especially Zi Man and Lin Yu, the two women, are light on the surface and lightning in their hearts. If you flirt with these two women in words and behavior, just wait to eat the "good fruit".
Just look at the other party's burned black, not to mention, all naked, their buttocks and backs were cracked by the leather whip, and they fell to the ground one by one because of suffocation, and they were already unconscious. At this point, the referee decisively stopped the game and declared us the winner.
Under the jaw-dropping gaze of all the surrounding audiences, the five of us walked off the stage with a relaxed look. Perhaps no one expected at first that the team that was supposed to abstain ended the battle so cleanly, and it almost insulted the other party.
Sitting back in my seat, I communicated with Tomahawk and Fat Man about why the current cultivators are so arrogant. Why do they scoff at the fat man who was born in Buddhism?
I found out after the Tomahawk explained. Originally. These seven people come from an ancient sect of cultivation, called the "Five Elements Gate", and have always regarded themselves as the gate sect, and generally do not pay attention to other sects, especially excluding people in the Buddhist sect, which is quite a bit of a sense of sitting in the sky.
There would be an exchange meeting between the various schools of the Daomen every few years, so they knew the battle axe, and the cultivation of the battle axe was not very high at that time. So this time, they were very contemptuous of the Thunderman squad from the beginning and felt that the victory was expected.
In fact, they didn't expect that in the past few years, because of chance and creation, the level of cultivation has risen, such as the treasure "Great Return Pill" obtained in the ancient cultivator's cave, and the tomahawk also got one, and then the tomahawk also gained a lot in other tasks. In fact, the most important thing is that the will of the tomahawk is very strong, and the hard practice has never stopped. He is the best of this generation of practitioners. Moreover, they also ignored the strength of me, Lin Yu and others. Thought we were all vegetable melons.
As for the seven people of the Five Elements Sect, only that middle-aged man had reached the primary realm of Jindan, and the other six young people had just reached the realm of "Human Dan", and it was impossible for them to cause us any harm in terms of mental power or elemental domination ability.
Losing to us, the Five Elements Gate team deserved it, but they didn't know it at first.
For the cultivators in the entire thirty squads, they all know more about the Five Elements Sect: the seven disciples sent by this sect with consistently strong strength this time are all elites in the sect, and their strength should be at the upper middle level among all the squads, but they didn't expect that we would win a complete victory in an unknown squad, and it is indeed a standard dark horse.
Seeing all this, for the elders of the Five Elements Sect standing on the platform, the old face naturally couldn't hold back, and after glaring at us fiercely a few times, he hurriedly recruited medical staff to treat his disciples.
The game continues. In the first round, a total of fifteen teams will win, and in the middle of this, I saw familiar faces from when I joined the Special Force, such as the "electric girl" who can discharge electricity, and "sleep at night and sleep during the day".
Outside of the game, looking at the whole game, our squad is probably the most undisciplined. Compared to other squads, they all sit honestly on the mazazi and maintain a sitting posture, compared to those bigwigs who maintain the demeanor of a leader or elder on the stage. Thunderman Squad is definitely a stark wonder.
Because I not only took out wine, melons and fruits, dried fruits, and desserts from my own bags, but also put a sea of tea and hot water bottles, and made kung fu tea for several teammates. Just look at a few of us sipping melon seeds and drinking tea leaves, and the tomahawk and the fat man are still guessing and drinking. Lin Yu and Ziman were eating grapes and strawberries delicately on the side......
Wang Pan and Zhang Zhanyi endured it, and the big guys also endured it, because they couldn't manage anything too much, especially Wang Pan and Zhang Zhanyi already knew about my old fritters. The other teams also endured, they may have swallowed their saliva, or they may have envied the three of us rough men with two beautiful women by their side.
Our team is like watching a drama in a big theater, pointing out some wonderful coordination and moves in other teams, Tomahawk and Fat Man are still competing for the amount of wine for which team can win, Lin Yu and Ziman are like ladies watching the play, while eating desserts carefully and whispering about taste.
Seeing this, I suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment. Because I like this way of enjoying life anytime, anywhere, casually, even if my life is over one day, I have to leave with a smile.
After half a day's effort, the first round of the competition was finally over. The draw of the fifteen teams that qualified will continue to be drawn, and one of them will have a bye and go straight to the next round. Several members of the Thunderman team sat lazily in their positions, and agreed that they would directly release the water and pull them down, because they were really lazy, especially the tomahawk and the fat man were drinking to the fullest, and pulled Ziman and Lin Yu in to play the guessing game of "heroes, beauties, and bears".
All right. The Thunderman team unanimously decided that in the next round, everyone would admit defeat if they went up to make a living, and they would not join in the excitement. Who would have thought that the more I didn't care, the more shit luck befell the head of the Thunderman team - the second round, bye!
The beer is not addictive, and the "Jian Nanchun" I took out is also finished, and the tomahawk and the fat man do not admit it, thinking that the amount of alcohol is the best in the world. I'll go, you are the first in the world, where is my seat, since I have a bye, then I don't want to be idle, so I went in and played with Tomahawk, Fat Man, Ziman, and Lin Yu to brag about the five people, but Lin Yu and Ziman drank the Bordeaux cellar wine I took out, and I won't go into detail about the brand.
So, the other teams sitting next to them suddenly couldn't hold back, only to hear some say: "Damn, this Thunderman team is too comfortable, when this is a tea party!", and others said: "I can enjoy it too well, the red wine that the two big beauties drink costs thousands of yuan a piece, I am dizzy, you look at the tomahawk, but the authentic Cuban cigar is smoked, and the fat man, my God, that bottle of Moutai must be fifty years old." ”
Jian Nanchun's fat man disdains it, and he has to drink my private collection of Moutai, but he can't do it, so he takes it out and drinks it together. Who told us to have it now? Speaking of which, maybe the demons of the Demon Gate also like good wine, good cigarettes, and good tea, so one of the disciples of the Houqing Gate has collected a lot of classic inventory, and finally cheapened me. Hey.
Another afternoon passed, and the fourteen teams fought in the dark, as if they had all killed their blood, and took out all the things at the bottom of the box. According to the rules of this competition, there are a certain number of disability places, so the more everyone plays, the more they have no scruples.
Although it was only a friendly match, those children from the Xiuzhen sect thought more, perhaps in order to fight for the sect they represented, everyone wanted to win the game, and sometimes they acted like enemies who had not seen each other for many years!
For example, two teams of similar level fought to the end with their teeth. There are also several teams, and some players have even been seriously injured or even fractured. Are they all stupid, I don't understand them in particular, as for it. (To be continued......)