In the afternoon of this day, when my brother was lying on the top of a tree and chewing a wild fruit calmly, a loud noise broke out in the jungle in the distance!

I knew that I shouldn't have gone over, but I was very curious in my heart, who made such an earth-shattering sound, could it be a peerless master?

After walking for a while, I feel like an idiot, because there is still a long way to go, and what is there to see. Just when I was halfway through and was about to retreat, fuck, there was a loud bang in front of me, I fucked his brother, it would really arouse people's curiosity!

Since that's the case, my brother is playing with a heartbeat, so I continued to rush over cautiously. After about a few more miles, just as I estimated that the main man might have withdrawn, there was a sound of fighting and shouting ahead.

I gently cated over and looked, damn it, it was four people besieging one person!

In the field is a person I have never seen, in his forties, tall, wide-faced, thick-eyed, angrily yelling at the four people surrounding him: "How can you newcomers wronged good people like this, I said that if I didn't take your flag, I didn't take it, why don't you believe people, that chick, ** want to electrocute me?"

I said, who,, it's all there. "Electric Girl", "One-Eyed Dragon", "Short-haired Girl" and "Don't Sleep at Night and Sleep During the Day" buddy. So, all four of them have been robbed of their flags, hey, these four unlucky guys. It's strange, how did the four of them join forces?

Four people join forces to fight one to the end. The high-voltage electric field of the electric girl, the fireball of the one-eyed dragon, the qigong wave of the short-haired girl, and the kid "sleeping during the day" actually have the special ability of "driving things with intention", just look at him controlling several flying stones to volley towards the "big wide face" in the encirclement.

Fuck, the Chinese version of "Fantastic Four"! But this guy with a wide face is even more amazing, after a powerful and incomparable air flow bursts out in the air, I just watched him sacrifice an object the size of a water cup, and suddenly formed a translucent protective shield in the air to block the four attacks from the outside.

This protective cover is obviously like a translucent bell that clasps the whole body of the big wide face. Looking at it like this, Da Kuanyan should be a disciple of a certain Xiuzhen sect, otherwise it would be impossible to have such a powerful talisman.

Seeing that a wave of joint attacks was blocked by Da Kuan's magic weapon, and when the four of them were about to trigger another wave of attacks, Da Kuanyan suddenly turned his head to look at the dense forest on the other side, as if he had captured some information, and then shouted and shouted: "Nerd, you fucking look at Lao Tzu being besieged by these hairy children and hiding there to watch the excitement, damn, it's too unrighteous, get out and help me!"

"Hehe, Boss Kuan, I think you can deal with it more than enough, how dare the little brother sweep away your interest in sparring with this group of newcomers?" As soon as the words fell, a four-eyed boy turned out from the dense forest on one side.

Fuck, this four-eyed boy does look like a nerd, with an oversized pair of black-rimmed glasses, and a look like an intellectual from the 80s, wearing a white shirt, blue pants, and green army shoes. Mother, where did this old antique come from, it looks like he is only in his thirties, how can he dress up so retro?

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm almost unable to resist it, hurry up and help me, don't forget, you kid, in the last fight with the thousand-year-old python, Lao Tzu also saved your life!"

"Okay, okay, Boss Kuan, what do you do when you always mention the matter of Chen Sesame and rotten grain. Hmph, the four of you are too, four fight one, it's not a shame to pass it out. This four-eyed boy who is called a nerd with a wide face is a big wave of his hand.

Oh my God! I don't know where this nerd conjured up the flying knives in the sky, and shot at the four people outside the circle at a very fast speed, forcing the other party to quickly save himself.

As a result, the circle became four to two. Since the Nerd joined, he and Big Broadface had more than enough to deal with the other four.

The electric girl's high-voltage electric field and the idea of not sleeping at night and sleeping during the day are too late to release under the pressure of the flying knife, and they have to wait for the short-haired girl and the one-eyed dragon to be protected before they can take the time to sneak attack, and the big wide face on the other side is closely chasing the short-haired girl and the one-eyed dragon to attack, causing the four of them to lose one or the other, and they are in danger.

Seeing that the electric girls and their "Fantastic Four" group were about to be defeated by the "Wide-Face Nerd" group, there was suddenly another scene that made people cry and laugh.

It turned out that one of the fireballs shot by the one-eyed dragon was dodged by the nerd and hit a small tree not far away, and who knows, the tree actually let out an amazing scream.

"Ahh

A group of people in the circle were originally fighting heartily, and they were all startled by this scream like killing a pig, but they didn't expect that there were still people around, so they all looked at the small tree.

As a result, the little tree swung and transformed into a little fat man who was less than 1.5 meters long!

The little stocky face was obviously burned by the fireball, his face was charcoal-black, his eyes seemed to be injured, his hands were clutched tightly, and his mouth was whimpering.

A few people suddenly thought it was funny, stopped fighting, and the nerd walked up to the little fat and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yo, you have bought insurance for all this accident injury?"

The nerd continued to ask, "Is it good-looking?" Look at you, your eyes are spent, your face is dark, what are you doing?" We are these flyovers, you just should be a personal scene, and you can watch it generously, but you have to pay for watching the play, and we don't want much, just your little flag. You see, the brothers have raised this little flag, so you will be merciful and reward the brothers. ”

The nerd was about to search Humpty Dumpty's body after speaking, but the frightened Humpty covered his injured eyes and stepped back and said, "Don't, don't, big brother." Sensei bullied me as an honest man, besides, I am a third-class disability, and it is not disgraceful for you to take advantage of me. Besides, don't fight, brothers and sisters, the six of you only have two flags in total, how can you divide them. ”

When Humpty Dumpty said this, I was a little curious, including eavesdropping from afar, how did this guy know?

"Big brothers and sisters, I don't have any other skills, but I can turn into trees, and I can establish telepathy with trees within a radius of thousands of miles and see everything that happens around me. So, I remember everything that has happened in this forest in the last month.

Big brother and big sister, you are good at bullying me, I tell you where to find the flag, can you?" This little short and fat is really fucking compromised, and I don't know how old a heart is hidden under his dark face, and it is not too numb to call other people's brothers and sisters.

"Who are you coaxing, don't take us as the big head, you tell me first, what you see, if it's not right, I'll cut you!"

"Okay, okay, big brother. For example, shortly after you came to the forest, you had a fight with that short-haired sister, right?"

Hey, damn, I didn't expect there to be such people in the world, as long as there are trees growing in the surrounding environment, then within a radius of a thousand miles, it is like installing countless cameras to be completely watched by this guy.

So, like a movie replay, this little Humpty Dumpty told all the deeds of the ten of us in the forest one by one. As soon as I heard it, even my habit of meditating on the trees and setting up early warning triggers every day was clear.

Listen to what Humpty Dumpty describes me: this brother has the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a leopard, the strength of a bear, the cunning of a fox, the agility of a rabbit, and the viciousness of a snake, the cautious and good at lurking, the unfathomable kung fu, and a golden sword like an artifact, and looks like Chow Yun-fat, but with a bit of Chen Xiaochun's ruffianism, Tony Leung's eyes and Gu Tianle's bronzed skin, Lu Xiaofeng's four eyebrows and Chu Liuxiang's eyebrows full of spring .......

My day, my brother can't listen to it anymore, this little short and fat is too disgusting. I think this guy can learn from teachers Shan Tianfang and Liu Lanfang, just talk about commenting on books, don't go to the special army to spoil the market.

In addition, in addition to the seven people in the field and the elder brother, I also know the situation of the remaining two: one is a special person with invisible ability, and the other is a hairy guy from the "Maoshan" faction.

For a month, the invisible man first stole the flag of the one-eyed dragon, and was discovered by the other party when he stole the flag of the electric girl, and before he could run out, he was suddenly electrocuted by the high-voltage electric field suddenly released by the electric girl.

The electric girl got two flags because of this, and the invisible man was directly pulled away by the rescue force that rushed in. After that, the electric girl was countered by me when she tried to steal my brother's flag, and if I didn't sleep at night and slept during the day, my buddy was accidentally attacked by me when he was resting.

In the second half of the month, the guy from the Maoshan faction used the talisman to confuse the short-haired girl and then stole her small flag, which can be regarded as a heavy flag.

Because of unwillingness, under the joint efforts of the electric girl and the one-eyed dragon, they met a short-haired girl who also lost the flag and didn't sleep at night and during the day, so the four decided to join forces to grab the flag and deliberately made a disturbance here to attract a big wide face.

The broad-faced and nerdy man was a veteran soldier and comrade-in-arms of the Special Force, and was used to this kind of training, so the two hid in a crypt that was extremely secret, ready to mix up enough time and leave. Who knew that Da Kuan's face was attracted by the big movement made by the electric girl and the other four out of curiosity, and the nerd also secretly ran over behind Da Kuan's face to watch, and the scene just now happened.

After listening to it all, I realized that I had definitely become the target of public criticism, because I was the only one with four extra flags in my hand. Hey, the wood is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it, the pile out of the shore, the flow will be turbulent, and the line is higher than the people, and the people will not be. Damn, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and my brother has already made a big move!

"Just now, my brothers and sisters are fighting the dragon, and the descendants of the Maoshan faction and the 'cool brother' are also watching everything that happens here. You see, the Maoshan faction is hiding behind the boulder to the west, and Brother Kuji is on a big tree on the other side. Humpty Dumpty said, gesturing to a spot near me.

Little Humpty Dumpty, I'll fuck your eighth-generation ancestors, Lao Tzu is not a cool brother! Although the distance of more than 100 meters and the dense branches of the trees were not completely exposed, after being pointed at by the little fat dumpty, I felt like I had been stripped naked, and I felt uncomfortable.

"In that case, the four of us will go to 'Brother Cool' together to ask for a few flags to come back, and we can't really go home bare-assed. The electric girl said to the three-eyed dragon.

"Hehe, then the two of us will also join in, and at the same time help you capture the flag, and at the same time see if this 'cool brother' is really as wise and martial as this little fat said. The nerd said after glancing at the big wide face.

"Let's go, little short and dumpty, for a few days you will honestly follow and guide the way, and we won't care about a flag with you, a disabled person, otherwise...... Hmph, you can try. "Electric girl, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, speaks like a female bandit leader.

"Sister, my eye is burned, and the pain is so bad that I won't be able to see anything, and I won't be able to show you the way. Humpty Dumpty said.

"If you pretend to be pitiful again, I'll make you really blind in both eyes now!" said the electric girl, and lightning flashed on her fingers.

"Don't dare, don't dare, I'll lead the way. So frightened that Humpty Dumpty withdrew his hand covering his eyes.

……。 While they were still chirping there, my brother had already withdrawn. Day, seven against one, who am I provoking whom? Hey, it's just that my brother is still not low-key enough, or rather, no matter how low-key I am, I can't cover up my brother's light.

There are five days left! In these five days, in addition to the live broadcast of Humpty Dumpty, there are six wolf cubs with sharp teeth and ambitions following me, how sad it is. It's definitely not the way to escape all the way, so what should I do?