Chapter 490: Extraordinary Talent
"We can be obedient, but you have to at least show your sincerity, such as what your organization is, who the members are, and so on. Jean adjusted her mood and began to spy on the information.
"We're X-Force, I'm Captain Wade Wilson, and you can call me Super Invincible Deadpool. After saying that, Deadpool rubbed his hands together with a smile and leaned in: "Auroro, I wonder if you are interested in joining our organization?"
Storm Girl is also on Deadpool's list of candidates.
On the side, Jean, who was waiting for Deadpool to also send her an invitation, saw that Deadpool had invited the Storm Girl and then disappeared, and her face turned dark.
What's the matter, is her ass not big enough or her breasts not big enough, which point is she not as good as Auroro?
Although he knew that now was not the time to be in a little mood, Jean's small mouth couldn't help but pout into a hook.
But fortunately, her sanity was still online, and she forcibly endured the unhappiness in her heart and gave Auroro a hard look.
On the other side, Oloro, who received Deadpool's invitation, sneered, and subconsciously wanted to reject this unreliable organization with Deadpool as the captain.
However, when she inadvertently saw the eyes like a convulsion on the side of the piano, as well as a small mouth that was pursed high, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, and she was a little happy in her heart.
She's more popular than Jean!
"X-Men? What does it have to do with the X-Men? ...... you guys What is the main purpose of our organization?" Oloro continued to inquire about the news.
"First of all, I'm going to correct you a little. Deadpool raised his index finger and shook it: "X-Men and X-Men have no half-dime relationship, anyone can use twenty-six letters, I just look at X more pleasing to the eye." ”
"As for our responsibility, the main thing is to travel the world and save ......"
"Bang~!"
The familiar sound of gunfire rang out.
Zhen Hao put away the small rustle that exploded Deadpool's dog's head, and then Deadpool continued: "Our main purpose is to wander around and occupy the world and defeat all disobedient voices. ”
......
Qin and Auroro were silent for a moment, combined with the half of the words that Deadpool had missed, and added all the details after the previous encounter with Zhen Hao and his party, they silently breathed a sigh of relief.
can be 80% sure that Zhen Hao and their X-special attack team should be regarded as positive figures.
As for why they insist that they are villains, it is likely that it is due to a previous misunderstanding.
As for why there was a misunderstanding, they did not explain it, but continued to play along with the misunderstanding.
It's very simple, you can guess by the degree of the sand sculpture of their captain Deadpool, these are all his ideas.
Having guessed the approximate result in his mind, Jean and Oloromer were silent, and Jean continued to ask, "Then let me ask you another question, what do you mean by the various worlds?"
"Literally. Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows: "Quantum mechanics knows, right? It's similar to that." ”
Jean: "......"
Opening his mouth, Jean was speechless, with his professional knowledge accumulation, he had only occasionally heard this term, as for what it was all about......
I'm sorry, she's a powdered female cadet creature.
At this moment, Auroro on the side interjected: "I have some understanding of quantum mechanics, before the academy was breached, I just understood the basics of it, and I can understand some of it, can you explain it to me?"
Zhen Hao paused for a moment: "Oloro, weren't you a street child before, how do you know this?"
Auroro nodded and stroked the white hair on the top of his head: "That's right, it's because I didn't have the money to go to school when I was young, so after joining the Mutant Academy, I made up all the course knowledge from childhood to adulthood through self-study, and began to get involved in deeper disciplines a year ago, such as quantum physics, spacecraft, neuroscience, and so on." ”
Qin's eyes widened and he looked at Oloro blankly, his eyes flashing with the light of a scumbag looking up to a scholar.
Zhen Hao also swallowed a mouthful of saliva under her top student, but then quickly walked out of it, and applauded with a smile: "Very good little girl, although there is a big gap between you and me with your shallow talent, but over time, maybe you can also achieve a little success in the academic world." ”
"However, the superficial quantum mechanics is just a reason that I have introduced to discourage you, in fact, in the problem you just mentioned, the real knowledge point involved is parallel universes. ”
"Parallel universes, you know?"
"Uh...... This ......"
"There are people outside the world, there are heavens outside the sky, I don't understand what are you still asking? ”
Indecisive, quantum mechanics, not enough brain holes, parallel universes!
The information obtained sounds unpredictable at first glance, but if you think about it carefully, except for the guess that Zhen Hao and his party should be positive characters, there is no other fart.
Shaking his head, Zhen Hao had already made it clear that he didn't want to tell them the truth, and Qin and Oloro simply gave up their plans to continue to inquire about the news.
Then Auroro tentatively moved to the driver's seat, and seeing that Zhen Hao didn't say anything, she took two steps forward and sat in the driver's seat.
"Mr. Zhen Hao, you let us listen to you, so where should we go now?"
Zhen Hao kicked away the corpse of Deadpool blocking the road and sat back in his place: "You can fly as you like, you can fly wherever you want, you don't need to ask me." ”
The plot will lead in the right direction!
"Uh......"
Oloro was speechless, her brain was blank for a while, and she didn't know where to fly.
"Hiss~ Zhen Hao, you actually attacked me again!"
Deadpool slapped his aching head, gasped, and pouted in displeasure.
Zhen Hao pulled him aside and whispered, "Damn, do you know what you just said, you almost told the secret that we are good people!"
Deadpool lowered his head, and his two index fingers were little by little: "Zhen Hao, I don't want to pretend to be a villain, I'm a superhero, it's too difficult for me to pretend to be a villain, I don't know how to pretend at all." ”
"You don't have to pretend, just play normally, your sand sculpture attributes will make them make up your brain into a perverted villain, such as a clown who falls in love with his lord and kills each other. Zhen Hao said.
"Oh, I see, you mean I'm like Napier when I'm a villain, and it's scary, right?"
"No, you're mistaken, I'm just saying that you look like him crazy, that's all!"
"Zhen Hao, you are too much, I want to break off with you!"
......
"Didi————"
Just then, the sirens on the plane sounded.
"Auroro, what's wrong?" Kotoo slammed into her seat in the cabin and stepped forward quickly.
"We were being targeted, and there were two US planes rushing towards us, and they were very fast. ”
While speaking, without looking at the radar, two fighters have already appeared in the field of vision of Oloro and Jean, one left and one right, sandwiching the cool plane of the Mutant Academy in the middle.
They could even see the gesture of the driver on the opposite side.
Jean and Auroro don't understand these military gestures, but it's not hard to guess.
The other party didn't do it directly, it was just to persuade them to surrender, and then let them stop at the military base they belonged to, and honestly accept the slicing study.
This is not negotiable, Oloro decisively refused, the lever was pushed all the way to the front, and the maximum power of the thruster was activated, wanting to accelerate and shake off the two heels.
In the face of the terrifying mutants, the two fighters decisively distanced themselves and launched two smoking missiles.
"Zhen Hao, according to the plot, after we are shot down in a while, we will meet the legendary black-hearted and white-robed mage, do you have anything to say. ”
As soon as the words fell, Deadpool suddenly remembered what he had said before that he would break off his friendship with Zhen Hao, so he quickly put away his smile and snorted coldly, holding his hands on his chest and not looking at Zhen Hao.
Zhen Hao ignored Deadpool's temper and chuckled, "There's nothing I want to say at all, if there is, I just want to cut him open to see if it's dark inside." ”
The actor of Magneto in [X-Men 2] is the same as the actor of the melee mage Gandalf.
When Deadpool heard this, he subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to pick up the stubble.
When the words came to his mouth, he suddenly reacted, and once again emphasized the general cold snort.
"Oh, whose hundred dollars are on this ground!"
"Mine, my! Don't move, it's mine!"
Deadpool hurriedly turned around and lay on the ground looking for the ownerless hundred American knives.
No!
came back to his senses, and Deadpool understood that he was being tricked by Zhen Hao again.
Resentful, Deadpool hugged himself angrily and vowed never to say a word to Zhen Hao again.
Seeing this, the corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose slightly: "Wade, look, there are really a hundred beautiful knives on the ground!"
......
Ten seconds passed, and the smile on Zhen Hao's face gradually disappeared, because at this time, Deadpool still turned his head to the side with his hands on his chest, and he didn't have the intention of turning his head back at all.
It's weird!
With his understanding of Deadpool, he would never have a long memory without the last seventy or eighty times.
It's not that he's brainless, just that his resistance to Franklin is almost zero.
Curious, Zhen Hao asked, "Wade, don't you want any money on the ground?"
"Hmph~!"
Deadpool snorted coldly when he heard this, pursed his lips disdainfully, and raised his chin high.
It's amazing!
Zhen Hao took out a hundred American knives from his pocket and shook them in front of Deadpool: "Wade, tell me how you knew that I lied to you, this hundred American knives are yours." ”
"Whoosh~!"
Deadpool didn't speak, and with lightning speed, he ......
Caught a blank!
"Either you say it, or you can be faster than me, and apart from these two options, you have no third possibility to take this hundred dollars. Zhen Hao waved the brand-new Franklin in his hand, seducing Deadpool's eyes strongly.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!"
Deadpool said with a flattering expression, and at the same time, a pair of big hands wrapped in tights carefully approached Zhen Hao and pinched Franklin's big hands.
"It's actually very simple, it just seems a little complicated, but to put it bluntly, that's what it's all about, to put it simply, this method is ...... Take it for you!"
The long nonsense attracted Zhen Hao's attention and made him let his guard down, and then at the critical moment, Deadpool suddenly took out a hand to snatch Franklin from Zhen Hao's hand.
Stuffing the brand-new Franklin into his arms, Deadpool looked proud, and said without fear of death: "Hmph, a hundred dollars of knives want to talk from me, you are too underestimate Uncle Deadpool!
After saying that, he closed his eyes and went to die peacefully.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...... Soon half a minute passed.
The imaginary darkness didn't come, and Deadpool's eyelids trembled and slowly opened.
As far as the eyes could see, Zhen Hao didn't mean to be annoyed or angry, but just looked at him with a faint smile.
Rubbing the goosebumps on his arm, Deadpool was chilled down his spine by Zhen Hao's unpredictable eyes.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Deadpool stiffened his head and said, "What do you want to do? ”
In this situation, Zhen Hao looked at his bare palms and always felt that there was something shortcoming.
After a few moments, it dawned on him that he pulled a brand new cigar out of his pocket.
After igniting it, Zhen Hao took a puff, then spit a puff of smoke into Deadpool's face, choking him and coughing.
In the end, the posture was sufficient, Zhen Hao held the smoking cigar again, nodded Deadpool's tights with a weird smile, and said lightly: "A centimeter below the ribs, a total of 10,132 US dollars, of which the 100 US dollars are still mine...... Oh, and by the way, there are three ten-cent coins in there. ”
When Deadpool heard this, his face suddenly changed greatly, he clutched his waist bag, looked at Zhen Hao with wide eyes, and said with a look of shame: "Damn, you actually spied on me!"
"Don't talk nonsense, either confess right away, or I'll snatch all your money right away, you can choose one for yourself. ”
Deadpool didn't speak, and his face was cloudy, not only because of Zhen Hao's threat now, but also because he was worried about his future life.
The location of the money is exposed, then he will have no initiative in front of Zhen Hao in the future, and where will the majesty of his captain go?
Nowadays, there is a way to solve this problem......
Looking up and taking a deep look at Zhen Hao, Deadpool gritted his back molars, and his whole person softened.
Hehe smiled, Deadpool said facelessly: "Man, don't do this, I'm just joking you, why are you still serious." Don't you just want to know how I tell if you're lying or the truth, I'm telling you that it's not okay~Boom~~"
A strange voice came, Zhen Hao shuddered violently, and kicked Deadpool to the ground: "Don't talk nonsense, say it quickly." ”
Deadpool sneered and didn't get up: "Actually, this method is very simple, because each Franklin has some kind of alien magnetic field that other items don't have, so I can easily feel its existence, and I can even tell the amount of it within a radius of five meters." ”
“o_o ...... Speak human words!"
"Actually, it's the sense of smell, I can smell every Franklin!"
As soon as these words came out, Jean and Auroro, who were avoiding the artillery attack of the enemy fighters in front, couldn't help but look back at Deadpool in unison.
Are you going to lay this for me?
It smells of Franklin, why don't you tell what year it was made!
Zhen Hao didn't believe it, blindfolded Deadpool, and took out a Franklin from his pocket again: "You say, I don't have any money in my hand now, if you say right, I'll give you a hundred dollars." ”
And this good thing?
Deadpool's interest suddenly came up, and he took a sharp breath from his nose under the hood, and then said categorically: "This is a hundred-dollar bill, made in 1970." ”
Zhen Hao looked down in astonishment and looked at the date on Franklin, it was really a product of 1970.
Isn't this pure!
It was already unbelievable that Deadpool could smell Franklin, how could this still smell the production date?
Throwing this hundred dollars of knives to Deadpool, Zhen Hao still didn't believe it, thinking that it was just him who happened to be blind, so he took out another Franklin from the system space, and then put it back.
When he was done, he stared at Deadpool and asked, "Then guess if I have Franklin in my hand." ”
"Did you guess right and give it back to me?"
"Here you go!"
Deadpool nodded, the corners of his mouth rose, and he clasped his hands on his chest and said lightly: "You took out a hundred US dollars, and then you put it back, you have no money in your hands now, and what you put back just now is Franklin in 1970." ”
......
Zhen Hao silently took out the Franklin that he had just put back, and at a glance, it was indeed the production date of 1970!
After that, Zhen Hao conducted dozens of experiments, and the results were all correct.
Production date included!
"No, you said you could smell Franklin, and you can still use your sense of smell to fool the past, but how did you smell the production date? Is it because the ink you use tastes different every year?" asked Zhen Hao a little skeptically.
Jean and Auroro in front of them also nodded, and even the Nightkin cast a curious look.
"Smell it? The production date can still be smelled?"
Deadpool's eyes widened, shocked by Zhen Hao's statement, and for the first time, he felt that Zhen Hao could blow better than him.
"And how do you know the date of production of each Franklin?"
Jean and Oloro nodded again.
Hearing this, Deadpool threw a caring look at Zhen Hao: "Isn't it man, are you stupid? The Franklins in that bank vault all belong to the same batch, and each one has a production date of 1970."
Zhen Hao: "......"
Jean + Oloro + Nightcrawler: "......"
"Giggle~!"
Originally, Niu Erhua and Xiao Yutu, who were also curious, leaned back and fell back with laughter, and tears fell out.
Zhen Hao was silent for a moment with a dark face, and then took out Xiao Shasha from his arms.
Deadpool was shocked and waved his hand repeatedly: "Hey, man, this is all you asked me to say, it has nothing to do with me, you can't ...... all the fire"
"Bang~!"
The familiar gunshot rang out, and Zhen Hao shot Deadpool's dog head again.
Then, Zhen Hao held a cigar in his mouth, and the other held a gun to sweep the three captives of Qin, Oloro and Nightcrawler, and scolded sharply: "What do you see? ”
The Nightkin shuddered, and quickly lowered his head and continued to tease the cross in his hand.
Jean and Oloro did not squint, trying their best to avoid the entanglement of the two fighters behind them.
For a while, only the giggles of Niu Erhua and Little Jade Rabbit were left in the entire cabin, and everyone else was sitting upright.
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