Chapter 119: Educating Mom
Wu Ge has been very annoyed these days.
Originally, in the detention center, he had already made up his mind to wipe out Boss He and the others, but after being released, he suddenly lost his backbone. One is that if you don't do this well, there will be troubles and family members. Second, since he has been released, there is no risk of being sentenced. It seems that there is no need to be busy with this matter for a while. Third, if you want to do this, you must first investigate the whereabouts of Boss He and who his network includes, right? This is not something that can be done in a day or two -- he doesn't even know where to investigate, unless he goes to all the hospitals in the city to find out Wang Danhan, and then he can find out little by little. It's too much of a hassle, and it's easy to startle the snake.
In addition to the above three items, there is another very important factor: although like many people, he has little confidence in relying on the law to protect his own rights and interests, Wu Ge, who has been a "good child" since he was a child, still has a little respect for the law in his heart. Homicide...... It's okay to defend yourself, but it's inevitable that there will be some psychological obstacles when you take the initiative to kill like this, and you want to kill so many. However, he was sure that Boss He would never stop there, so he would wait for them to come to the door again. At that time, it was the other party who provoked first, and he would not have any psychological barriers.
But since he chose to strike later, he also became the defender. Since it's defense, you have to cover everything. If the other party comes at him, he is not afraid, what he is worried about is that the other party will attack his mother and Zhang Shengwei in his absence. Zhang Shengwei didn't press the table first, what should my mother do?
It is true that my mother practiced with him for a few days, but her motives were not pure, and she did not have a long nature, so she stopped practicing for two days. Although practicing this skill is not ten days and a half months to achieve results, it is impossible to rely on this to solve the current problem, but in the long run, if his mother can practice, Wu Ge can save a lot of worry. In the past few days, Wu Ge has tried to urge his mother to practice, but his mother always has many excuses, such as "I'm so busy now, I'm free" or "I'm old and can't learn new things" and so on. Wu Ge, who was anxious, had to sigh: Education is indeed a big problem, whether it is educating children or parents. Moreover, what made Wu Ge deeply unhappy was that when his mother used to educate him, he could still scold him twice or even threaten with a bamboo stick, but he didn't dare to use the same trick to deal with his mother, so he could only use words like "practicing kung fu and treating scars" to tempt...... This kind of inequality is innate, and you can find the Communist Party.
Zhang Shengwei is not much stronger. At first, he was indeed interested in becoming a hero with strong martial arts skills -- this would be too good for him to pick up girls in the future -- but two days later, he ......, "Lao Gezi, why can't I get angry with my old practice, there can't be anything wrong?" "Lao Gezi, how long do you have to practice?" "Lao Gezi, isn't there any quick way?" Wu Ge was so angry that he wanted to scold people -- he didn't dare to do this to his mother, and didn't he dare to do this to Zhang Shengwei? But Zhang Shengwei's scolding like this was useless, and people were immune to this.
In fact, Wu Ge did not have much qualifications to scold others on this issue, after all, he himself had not experienced the stage of qi training, and his own strong qi was all obtained by walking shit. He has been cultivating immortals for so long, and he has wondered more than once: What kind of dog did he meet, and how can pulling have such a miraculous effect? Tibetan mastiffs are not so powerful, right? However, for this question, his three masters always said that they did not know, and the master of Qingyun, who claimed to "know", always laughed and did not answer, and asked in a hurry: "The fate comes from the beginning, like a floating cloud, there is no obstacle and no need to be hindered......" and then ask, it is all philosophical terms.
Wu Ge, who considered himself a failure, had to find another way. Of course, letting my mother practice them is originally far away from quenching their thirst and not counting on it. He asked the Martial Immortal for advice, and the Martial Immortal introduced him to an immortal who was proficient in the formation. This immortal's surname is Li Mingjing, and it is said that he is the general who helped Emperor Taizong fight the world in the Tang Dynasty. When the immortals met, they all half-truthfully respected, "Li Tianwang." However, he never admitted it himself, saying only that it was a coincidence that the name was the same.
"Li Tianwang" was very enthusiastic about teaching backwards, but only two days later, Wu Ge made the same mistake as Zhang Shengwei: "Master, is there anything quick to achieve?" But fortunately, there is really a quick one in the master's hands, and he taught Wu Ge a few small prohibitions that are easy to give. These small prohibitions can be broken by ordinary monks, but mortals, even mortals with strong martial arts, can't break them at all. Wu Ge was very satisfied with these small prohibitions, and he didn't notice that the master's face was very bad - the master's mastery of the formation introduced by the Martial God Immortal is self-evident, if you learn this from others, it will be the same as having Jet Li teach you to do radio gymnastics, it is too insulting.
After returning home, Wu Ge was busy making a big circle everywhere, and his mother's close-fitting clothes were also banned by him for two small bans. In this way, the mother will not be in any serious danger at home or away - at least her life will not be a problem. He also did the same to Zhang Shengwei and Li Lili, considering the business problems, he did not ban them in Internet cafes. In addition, he also banned his mobile phone, and every time he entered the fairy world, he hid his mobile phone in a tree outside the gate of the fairy world. In this way, once his mother or Zhang Shengwei called, the bell tone he set would trigger the ban, even if he was in the fairy world, he could sense that there was a call, so that he would not miss a major event because the fairy world did not communicate with the mobile phone signal.
Everything was arranged, and Wu Ge couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. However, what he didn't expect was that something happened the next day.
The washing machine at home broke down, and the culprit was precisely the clothes that were banned by Wu Ge.
Wu Ge, who knew that something was wrong, immediately rushed to Shengli Internet Cafe.
"What's the matter, have you changed your underwear?" Wu Ge touched the collar of Zhang Shengwei's shirt, his face pale.
"Yes, every day...... Lily washed me. ”
Zhang Shengwei looked at Wu Ge inexplicably. Why does this kid care about my underwear...... Besides, how does he know what I wore yesterday and what I'm wearing today?
", you change it every day, so I can't come and curse you every day?" Wu Ge scolded in his heart.
But it's not a big deal, and the top priority now is...... Salvage the washing machine. Wu Ge urged the confused Zhang Shengwei to call home, and pondered: It seems that in the future, the ban can only be applied to clothes that are not changed often, and it will have to automatically expire when people throw it into the washing machine...... Alas, such a formation, I don't know if there is a quick one from the master?