Chapter 790: Squeezing the monk, squeezing the old lady
PS: PS: I wrote nearly 2.5 million words, and "Tianshendu" has also entered the middle and late period, and I insist on it almost every day, and I tell myself to persist every day. I didn't write a word less because of my dismal grades, and it didn't work because I got very few recommendations and missed any episode. Two chapters a day, nearly 6,000 words, thunder can not be moved. Because Huang Liang always remembers his promise to book friends: keep changing, not too prison, and not unfinished.
Real life is cruel, eating, drinking, sleeping, all of that requires silver. There are too many unsatisfactory realities, worrying and worrying about falling down, and in the past two years, there has been a little more gray hair, and there is a trace of vicissitudes in the corners of his eyes. Huang Liang really hopes that there is also such a beauty pill that can be ten years younger......
But in any case, this book must be completed, constantly updated, not too imprisoned, and not unfinished.
"Well, little one, you still call me my mother-in-law. Hurry up and put away your squinting eyes, the old body is self-aware, and not yet young enough to make you appetite too. As long as my old man sees it, he can be in such a state as you, and his old body will be satisfied. The noble lady in the small hall hummed with a hint of red.
"Thank you, old sister!" Tianjiu hurriedly looked straight and sat down in the big chair.
"Well, this beauty pill is indeed beyond the expectations of the old body, only one, it makes the old body feel like a young three-wheeler, I don't know if there is more?" The old lady also sat back in the big seat, looked at Tian Jiu and asked with a smile.
"Ahem, ahem, this ......" Tianjiu narrowed his eyes with a wink.
"Don't worry, the old Dan body below pays for it, you give me thirty or fifty pills, and the old body is in case of emergency. ”
"Thirty and fifty pills, old sister, you think this is a hen laying eggs. I just got it out casually. That's it. The kid is reluctant to even give it to his mother-in-law at home. No!" Tianjiu gritted his teeth.
"Really?"
"Really! There is no money. Alas, the boy is also short of money to spend!"
"Okay, when I arrived at the Empress Mountain in that moment, I told Niangniang, you secretly took the woman into her immortal ride to fool around, and I don't dare to say whether I climbed onto Niangniang's jade couch. ”
"Don't mind, old lady, don't you want the kid's life? The master can testify, and my mother-in-law and I hid under the hill outside for a while, but we didn't do anything. Tianjiu almost jumped to his feet. If the old lady really said that, then he would definitely be devastated, and the Immortal Emperor was angry, where could he flee to?
"Didn't you do anything? Wouldn't you? The old body seemed to vaguely glance at your woman's claws being pulled out from under you, and with your woman's delicate appearance, she must have done a lot of bad things. The old lady sneered slyly.
"Ahem, ahem, old sister, you've won. Say, how many pills do you need? However, don't open your mouth, the kid definitely doesn't have thirty or fifty pills. There are only three or five pills at most. "The root of Tianjiu's teeth hurts, and it's all caused by the sassy woman. I was pinched by an old woman and got a toothache, it's really a toothache!
"Eight pills, not one less pill. The old lady smiled.
"It's not an old lady, what are you going to do so much?
"Alas, little one! Look at it, the old body has lived more than ten reincarnations, and suddenly he is so young. When former relatives and friends saw it, they didn't shout for it! There are several daughters and granddaughters, all of whom love stinky beauty. If you don't prepare a pill, the old body will definitely be broken up by them. Eight pills are already considered less, at least twenty pills can withstand it. ”
"Hehe, old lady, the kid has a question, aren't you immortals, why are you getting old?"
"You ask the monk to explain to you, he has a profound cultivation, and he understands it more thoroughly than the old body. The old lady picked up the teacup, pointed to the great monk, and said in a good mood.
"Amitabha, Tianjiu, immortals are also human beings, and they also need to abide by the laws of the immortal world. In the eyes of the Nether, the immortals seem to be carefree and immortal. In fact, otherwise, the immortals will still get old. One month in the fairy world, one year in the nether world. The immortals in the fairy world, each cultivation has a certain lifespan. For example, Xiaoxian has three reincarnations to live, and one reincarnation is one hundred years, which is equivalent to three or four thousand years in the lower realm. In the second reincarnation, it begins to slowly age, and if it can't advance in time, it will die and go back to the Hades Palace to report for reincarnation. ”
"Ah, immortals will also die of old age, master, how many reincarnations can the great immortals live?" Tianjiu hurriedly asked.
"Six, that is, six hundred years, nine hundred years for the Holy Immortals, twelve for the Immortal King, eighteen for the Immortal Emperor, each of them has life and death, and they all have a sharp blade hanging in the air, if they don't advance, they will retreat, and if they don't advance, they will die. The great monk said solemnly.
"Yes, the old body is the realm of the immortal king, and he has lived eleven reincarnations, if he can't advance, he will only have more than a hundred years to live. Little guy, although you have changed the appearance of your old body, you can't change the laws of heaven and earth, and you will report to the Hades Hall after all. The old lady said lightly, and did not seem to have much worry.
"Master, do you still want to report to the Hades Palace?" Tianjiu asked with a more curious smile.
"Amitabha, although Lao Gao has broken away from the laws of the fairy world, he still has to abide by his own laws, and no one can be exempted before the Great Dao. Dying of old age is just a way to die, and since ancient times, how many immortals have died of old age? Like the Great Mother, who is extremely lucky, is a model for my generation. Tianjiu, don't think about how long you can live, think about how long you can let others live. The old man can tell you in advance that if you cultivate to the point where you can destroy the law at will, or even customize the law, you will be immortal. ”
"Alright, alright, little fellow, the Empress Mountain is almost here, hand over the Dan!" Sell a Dan, and I have to grind with you for so long, it's a waste of tongue!" the old lady put down the teacup and drank softly.
"This ...... Old sister, the boy can give Dan, but you are not allowed to disclose any information about this Dan, let alone say that I refined it, and besides, is this price ......?"
"Little one, the old woman's mouth is the tightest, and she won't give you yelling all over the world. Nor will it be worse for you to stone. How many pills are you?" The old lady shook her head angrily.
Tianjiu thought for a few breaths and stretched out a slap.
"Fifty thousand superlative, well, it's worth it!" said the old lady happily.
"Old sister, I don't ask who this great monk is, are you the wife of the five great immortal kings? Do you think such an anti-heaven pill is worth 50,000 superlatives? That kid might as well go and sell pigs more cost-effectively. ”
Tian Jiu shouted depressedly, thinking that he had spent more than 100 top-grade immortal pigs and top-grade Buddha pigs in the Qiankun Ring to refine these beauty pills, his heart was like crying blood.
"Hehe, that's 500,000?" said the old lady with a wink.
"Five million top-grade immortal stones and one pill, not one less. Even if you tell your mother-in-law that the kid and her mother-in-law are happy on her jade couch, it doesn't matter!"
"Hehe, I can't see that your kid is still a master who wants money and doesn't want to die. Okay! Five million pills were sold, a total of 40 million, and the old body was about to go to the Hades Palace anyway, so it didn't make sense to keep the stones. The old lady said, wiped out a silver bracelet, and threw it directly in front of Tianjiu, and at a glance, she knew that this bracelet was very extraordinary.
Tianjiu was overwhelmed, the corners of his mouth were shining, and his divine sense probed slightly into the bracelet, and piles of superb immortal stones were neatly stacked in the hundred-zhang space. At a cursory glance, there are at least twenty or thirty million.
"Don't count, it's thirty-one million, and you're nine million behind. Monk, borrow some?" the old lady hummed towards Tianjiu and stretched out her hand in front of the big monk.
"My lord, there are no immortal stones on Meng's body......" the great monk replied embarrassedly.
"If you don't have an immortal stone, you can do a divine stone!"
"The Divine Stone is gone!" the great monk secretly bared his teeth.
"What are you doing to eat? When you come back for more than ten years, you just want to see the old woman finished? Besides, the old woman borrowed it from you, not asked you for it. The old lady exclaimed.
"Lord Taimu, Meng came back in a hurry this time, and I didn't think about raising stones. You also know that all monks don't care much about this kind of thing......" The great monk was about to explain, but was stopped by the old lady waving her hand.
"Alright, alright! The old woman can't count on you. A hundred years later, the old woman is dead, don't come back to recite the scriptures to me, I'll let a few little cubs dig a pit and bury it on the spot!"
"Amitabha, Tianjiu, even if the old man owes you?" the great monk bared his teeth and simply discussed with Tianjiu, who was secretly smiling evilly.
The old lady's face trembled, and she pointed at the big monk fiercely, and finally turned around and smiled at Tianjiu: "Little guy, the old body is ugly in front of you in front of a descendant." Otherwise, I have three treasures here, and you can choose one carefully and use it as a fee, how about it?"
"Treasures, good and good! The kid is most in need of treasures, old sister, show them to the kid!" Tianjiu was overjoyed, and the thief gleamed in his eyes.
The old lady nodded, closed her eyes and thought for a long time, and with a wave of her hand, three bright lights flashed, and in mid-air, there were three more treasures of different shapes.
A golden sword, nine golden dragons on the sword body are faintly circulating; a dark purple short knife, the short knife is a ruler long, half a foot wide, and the back of the knife is three inches thick, like a kitchen knife on the earth; a palm-sized jade plaque, white, blue, yellow, red, and purple, and on the front of the jade plaque, a huge 'Yan' character is engraved. (To be continued......)