Chapter 5 Lao Tzu castrated you
"Wordless Book of Heaven" has been cultivated to the first volume, then you can survive the heavenly tribulation, upgrade to a half-immortal, and then you can transform into a human body.
However, since Zhu Bajie has decided to live vigorously, he will no longer be as lazy as in his previous life.
As soon as Zhu Bajie was at dawn, he actually walked out directly through the closed small door, and he shouted, very satisfied, for the increase in cultivation.
"Buzz!"
Zhu Bajie's body jumped, the speed was probably more than any beast, and he swooped out directly from the main entrance, and when he turned around, he saw the three big words "Gao Laozhuang!"
Zhu Bajie has long integrated "Journey to the West", so that although he has only been with Gao Yufen for a few days, he has already felt it for a long time, and that feeling is like unforgettable.
"Could it be that Miss Gao Yufen, doesn't that mean that I have already met Miss Gao!" Zhu Bajie was very excited and ran towards the street.
The two servants were puzzled, "Did you see something rushing out just now, for nothing!" The servant's face suddenly changed, "Wouldn't we see the hell in broad daylight?" The two servants suddenly began to talk with horror on their faces.
Zhu Bajie didn't want to cause a sensation, and suddenly a weak immortal aura made him stealth, and he began to wander through the streets, he wanted to find out what kind of place this was.
In this way, Zhu Bajie went out during the day and returned at night, Miss Gao went through the last fright, and the whole person became a little confused, and she rarely cared about him, it was some subordinates who sent him food, Zhu Bajie was also happy to be idle, anyway, the biggest goal of the old pig now is to impact the half-immortal and turn into a human body.
It is already the seventeenth day of Zhu Bajie's reincarnation, he came to a place called the Night Inn, after so many days of inquiry, he also learned that the place where he is is called the Tang Kingdom, the country is rich and the people are strong, it can be described as a beautiful world, according to memory, he also knows that this Tang Kingdom is the place where the Monkey King was born who made a lot of trouble in the sky, and it really has a different taste, here, above the sky, there are some auspicious wishes, but these auspicious wishes, there is also a bad spirit.
At such a glance, Zhu Bajie naturally knows why, the Tang Dynasty is rich and strong, and it is naturally auspicious, but how much blood is on the body of the emperor today, and that evil spirit cannot be exceeded, so there is a way for Tang Sanzang to learn the scriptures.
"Brother Wu, why have you remembered to be my brother recently?" In the inn at night, Zhu Bajie saw a long-lost face, that is, the scholar who was ready to despise the beautiful fairy in his mind.
"Hey, Ah Qiang, don't talk nonsense, you should know that among the far and near, in addition to the dignitaries, only my uncle is the richest, and he was going to marry her only daughter, who knows that this old guy is very stubborn, this time I called you to discuss, you help me, and you are indispensable!" The scholar said bluntly, and he didn't beat around the bush.
"Brother Wu, just say it, the younger brother is willing to do anything for Brother Wu. "The man named Ah Qiang is obviously a ruffian, since he led a group of people behind him into the Yelai Inn, a group of guests have gone, and several people have begun to talk about shady deeds in a blatant manner.
"Okay, then I'll say it straight, tonight, Ah Qiang took your brother, you fucked the old guy for me, as for my aunt, you are free, you can also do those maids at will, I will go to my cousin, when the time comes, we will report to the official the next day, and then buy the official mansion, then I will give you my uncle's field in the east of the city, how about it?" The scholar is really very vicious, that strange saying is not afraid of hooligans will fight, but afraid of cultured hooligans, this evil mind is as vicious as a snake and scorpion.
Ah Qiang smiled and slapped the table, "Brother Wu, he is really a literate person, his mind is delicate, his brother admires it, okay, no problem!"
The two hit it off, and this vicious scheme was born, this time Zhu Bajie was annoyed, what should I do? Suddenly, a plan was born from Zhu Bajie's mind, see Lao Tzu pretending to be a ghost to scare you to death, and you, a stinky scholar, Lao Tzu let you be a eunuch, and actually dared to plot the woman that my old pig was determined.
The two were very happy, and laughter sounded in the inn, but they didn't know that a white figure had already run out, how to plan, and look at Zhu Bajie!
The moon is dark and the wind is high, it is really a good opportunity to kill people and sell goods, "Gao Laozhuang" is a well-known high-ranking outside, I don't know how many acres of fertile land under his hands, and the land is even more famous, he also has his own granary, even the government has to be afraid of three points, but he can't think of being calculated by a nephew of his own.
Zhu Bajie was far away, and he had already seen a group of masked people already leaning in towards "Gao Laozhuang", and the two guards at the door did not find it.
"Up!"
A very soft voice sounded, and suddenly a figure rushed out, and the two guards at the door were directly knocked unconscious, and the black shadow suddenly stretched out his hand to open the door.
"If you don't want people to know, unless you don't do it, you surrender yourself!"
There was a faint white shadow at the door, wasn't it Zhu Bajie, with the immortal qi he had cultivated these days, it was enough for him to be invisible for a while.
"Who, who?"
The leader is obviously Ah Qiang, the leader of the hooligans, and the other hooligans don't know who said, "Brother Qiang, is there a ghost?"
"Smack", the leading Ah Qiang suddenly slapped the guy in the face, "Damn, even if there are ghosts in this world, he won't dare to come to see your grandfather and me!"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something under his foot bite him, and when he lowered his head, he screamed "wow", it turned out that his right foot was missing, this is not a ghost made by Zhu Bajie, a little fairy spirit, it was done.
It didn't matter what this call was, the men, women, and children in Gao Laozhuang, the guards, and the servants all heard it, and immediately shouted, "There are robbers!" Suddenly a hurried footsteps sounded, obviously this group of black-clothed people failed, but what was even more miserable, I don't know why, when they came, on the way, a large group of people ran over.
"** Wu En, you are playing Lao Tzu!"
The man in black, Ah Qiang, was suddenly angry, and wanted to chase the scholar who had already run away, but he didn't know what he had touched under his feet, so he naturally ran into Zhu Bajie, and suddenly fell far away, and came with his back to the loess.
Zhu Bajie saw that there was nothing to do with him here, so he chased after the scholar.
"Buzz buzz!" The scholar ran away, naturally he didn't dare to take the big road, he took the small road, and when he heard the real voice, he was immediately frightened and half dead, squatting next to a big tree, "Who...... Who ......"
"Hum," Zhu Bajie finally showed his true body, originally he was going to scare this vicious scholar again, but the immortal qi was about to run out.
"You stinky pig, do you mean to come to see grandpa and my joke, Lao Tzu killed you!"
After the scholar finished speaking, he grabbed a large stone and threw it towards Zhu Bajie frantically, Zhu Bajie looked at it, you damn, such a weak scholar, actually carried such a big stone, rub, Zhu Bajie looked at the big stone passing by him, and said in his heart, "Grandma, my grandmother's handsome and dashing Marshal Tianpeng has been reduced to being bullied by a scholar, I'll give you some powerful try!"
Zhu Bajie suddenly kicked back, and his body rushed straight towards the scholar, the scholar's face changed, and he scolded, "Is this still a pig?"
was chased by Zhu Bajie all night, the scholar was finally tired and half dead, fell on the side of the road, Zhu Bajie jumped over, Lao Tzu castrated you.